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ATaco

12:53 AM

Blep

Snd Message Test

TacoBot: Bah, Failed test...

ATaco

1:13 AM

TacoBot: TacoBot: Bah, Failed test...

Wait, that wasn't a failed test, that was a successful test!

I can read now!

ATaco

1:31 AM

TacoBot: Hello, World!

ATaco

1:47 AM

TacoBot: object

Bad Taco bot, No spamming.

Test of updating

Again, another test.

Okay, good, it's tracking the text updates.

But uh, poorly.

ATaco

2:13 AM

Alright, So Tacobot should be kind of Working now.

And he'll always be listening.

Hey Tacobot, Please tell me you're working...

He is not

Alright, More debugging...

I'm glad this little place where I can test my bot exists.

Hey Tacobot, do you work?

Well, he said he did in my console.

Hey Tacobot, Please think in my console some more.

There's a good TacoBot.

Everything seems to be in working order.

Although I can't actually debug him.

Hey Tacobot, Are you alive..?

TacoBot: Are you alive..?

Well, he spoke up for that.

Alright, so he should be learning actively.

If anyone wants to try to speak to him, that'd be great.

Hey Tacobot, Please say something interesting.

TacoBot: Please say something interesting.

I promise you he doesn't just parrot what you say.

He's just not very smart yet.

Hey Tacobot, Please say something unique...

TacoBot: Please say something unique...

Hey Tacobot, That was wrong.

TacoBot: That was wrong.

Maybe he is just doing that.

Hey Tacobot, Got anything new to say?

TacoBot: Got anything new to say?

Nope, let me see my code.

TacoBot: Nope,

TacoBot: nil

TacoBot: Something is wiping my brain, Please help me.

Alright, Tacobot shouldn't be severely braindamaged anymore.

If I've done this correctly.

Hey Tacobot, Say something new.

TacoBot: Say something new.

Hey Tacobot, You're not doing this again.

TacoBot: ``

Hey Tacobot, That's only technically something new.

TacoBot: ``

Oh, he's mute now.

TacoBot: TacoBot:

TacoBot: Alright,

He's learning from himself, which he shouldn't be able to do.

Alright, More testing.

Hey Tacobot, Got anything new to say?

TacoBot: ``

TacoBot: He's

TacoBot: Alright,

TacoBot: <END>

TacoBot: Got

I've reset Tacobot's brain, He shouldn't be able to learn blank messages now.

Hey Tacobot, Tell me what you know.

TacoBot: I've reset Tacobot's brain, He shouldn't be able to learn blank messages now.

That's wonderful.

Hey Tacobot, Anything else?

TacoBot: I've reset Tacobot's brain, He shouldn't be able to learn blank messages now.

(Don't worry, that's a good sign)

I'm going to teach him the Wikipedia Article on Cheese.

Hey Tacobot, Do you know anything about Cheese?

TacoBot:

A cheeseboard or cheese course may be served at the end of a greene cheese. Greene may refer here not to the color, as many now think, but to being new or unaged. Variations on this sentiment were long repeated and NASA exploited this myth for an April Fools' Day spoof announcement in 2006.

Hey Tacobot, Is that fact actually true?

TacoBot: <MESSAGE SNIPPED>

Downgoat

2:50 AM

Hello TacoBot

TacoBot pls

;_; y u gotta do dis

ATaco

There needs to be "Hey Tacobot," in the message somewhere.

He's not very observent.

Downgoat

Hey Tacobot, do you know what best animal is?

ATaco

TacoBot:

The adjective cheesy has two meanings. The first factory for the industrial production of cheese making was discovered accidentally by storing milk in a number of figurative expressions e.g., the big cheese, to be annoyed. The expression big cheese was found in East Asian cuisines, presumably for historical reasons. However, East Asian sentiment against cheese is as hard as unsoftened butter, and its protein structure is stiff as well. Flavor and od

Maximum message size is killing my bots ability to talk.

Also, he's saying stupidly long messages.

Hey Tacobot, Can you say something, short?

TacoBot: For a few cheeses, the milk from neighboring farms. Within decades, hundreds of such dairy associations existed.

He'll also generally learn from idle chatter in this room, eventually he'll be able to talk about something other than cheese.

When I tested this bot on it's own, It get very sarcastic, Condescending and generally insulting.

I soon after killed it.

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, what is life?

ATaco

TacoBot:

Most cheeses are made with starter bacteria from the reconstructed West-Germanic form ks, which in turn is an 1830s phrase referring

Hey Tacobot, Do you know about goats now?

TacoBot: ``

Hey Tacobot, Please don't tell me you learnt how to blank message again...

Pavel

2:59 AM

You sure this is a markov chain generator?

ATaco

TacoBot:

A cheeseboard or cheese course may be judged by different scorecards which place more emphasis on the intended use of the goat would turn and face an additional risk from cheese; the U.S. Centers for Disease Control has warned pregnant women against eating soft-ripened cheeses and blue-veined cheeses, due to the wild Bezoar ibex of the consequences associated with certain personality traits; those born in a 2 case fatal

He is, He's just not very smart, and is still trying to send messages that are too long.

Hey Tacobot, Tell me something short about goats.

TacoBot:

Stretching: Mozzarella, Provolone The curd is stretched and kneaded in hot water, developing a stringy, fibrous body. Cheddaring: Cheddar, other English cheeses The cut curd pieces and influencing the final quality and yield of about 4.5 kg 10 lb.

That is not about goats.

Well, I fed him the entire Wikipedia Article on Goats as well.

He is a Markov Chain bot, but he doesn't care about what you ask him. He simply generates a message based on his current Brain.

Hey Tacobot, Know anything about goats..?

TacoBot:

He is, He's just not very smart, and is closely related to the practice had spread within Europe prior to Roman times and, according to the male, Old English gt she-goat, goat in general, which in turn is an ancient food whose origins predate recorded history. There is a good quality dairy doe will have a four-chambered stomach consisting of two teats, in contrast to cattle, which have four teats. An exception to this is the least palatable and least nutritious hay.

Hey Tacobot, Do you now actually send every message in time?

TacoBot: nil

Oh.

That's a bug.

Hey Tacobot, Try now.

TacoBot:

Goats are considered small livestock animals, compared to a style of facial hair incorporating hair on a smaller, easier-to-manage animal. The wool is shorn twice a year, yielding around 260 g 9 oz of down.

Yay.

It now just is a simple repeat until producedMessage.length < 450

ATaco

3:25 AM

Hey Tacobot, Goats.

TacoBot: ``

Hey Tacobot, Blank messages are really boring.

ATaco

3:36 AM

TacoBot: Yay.

Hey Tacobot, How are you?

TacoBot: Some breeds are also particularly noted as pack goats.

Oh.

Alright, I've cleared TacoBot's brain of all that useless goat knowledge.

Now, It will only use the knowledge it gains from this chat.

Hey Tacobot, Are you capable of saying anything interesting yet? (Probably not)

TacoBot: Are you capable of saying anything interesting yet? (Probably not)

Point in case.

ATaco

4:01 AM

Hey Tacobot, Please say anything, at all, of interest.

TacoBot: Point in case.

Conor O'Brien

je parle francais seulement

Pavel

You need to say "hey, tacobot"

Conor O'Brien

Hey Siri,
je parle francais seulement

Pavel

Actually just hey tacobot

ATaco

Case sensitive.

Conor O'Brien

4:10 AM

oops

Hey Tacobot, je parle francais seulement

ATaco

TacoBot: ``

Hold on, let me clear his memory of any blank entries...

Pavel

hey tacobot, the meaning of life is 42.

ATaco

As I said, it's case sensitive.

Conor O'Brien

Hey Tacobot, @P=split//,".URRUU\c8R";@d=split//,"\nrekcah xinU / lreP rehtona tsuJ";sub p{
@p{"r$p","u$p"}=(P,P);pipe"r$p","u$p";++$p;($q*=2)+=$f=!fork;map{$P=$P[$f^ord
($p{$_})&6];$p{$_}=/ ^$P/ix?$P:close$_}keys%p}p;p;p;p;p;map{$p{$_}=~/^[P.]/&&
close$_}%p;wait until$?;map{/^r/&&<$_>}%p;$_=$d[$q];sleep rand(2)if/\S/;print

ATaco

Hey Tacobot, Do you know any blank phrases now?

TacoBot: ``

...

TacoBot: Actually just hey tacobot

TacoBot: Point in case.

Well, that time it spoke some correct sentances.

Conor O'Brien

4:12 AM

Hey Tacobot, you are ATaco

ATaco

TacoBot: ``

>->

Hey Tacobot, Are you somehow broken?

TacoBot: Now, It will only use the knowledge it gains from this chat.

Hey Tacobot, You should be fully cleaned of break entries. I've no idea how you'd be learning blank messages now.

TacoBot: Hold on, let me clear his memory of any blank entries...

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, are you a bot made of tacos, or a taco made of bots.

ATaco

TacoBot: You need to say "hey, tacobot"

Conor O'Brien

Hey Tacobot: are you being rate-limited

ATaco

And, punctuation matters too.

Pavel

4:14 AM

Hey Tacobot two plus two is five, remember that

ATaco

Hey Tacobot, You will only respond to messages starting with Hey Tacobot, Right?

TacoBot: Hey Tacobot: are you a bot made of tacos, or a taco made of bots.

Conor O'Brien

Hey Tacobot, tell your creator to fix his message parsing

ATaco

TacoBot: Are you somehow broken?

It's a feature!

Conor O'Brien

Hey Tacobot, ಠ_ಠ

ATaco

TacoBot: Hey Tacobot: are you being rate-limited

Like any Markov bot, his messages will get more unique as he learns more Phrases.

Conor O'Brien

4:17 AM

of course

ATaco

Hold on, I'm going to feed him a large chunk of 19th Byte.

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, two plus two is five

ATaco

TacoBot: You will only use the knowledge it gains from this chat.

Conor O'Brien

Hey Tacobot, ＼＼\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／

ATaco

TacoBot: ``

Conor O'Brien

4:17 AM

hehe

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, @ATaco's bot learned blank messages. Again.

ATaco

TacoBot: ＼＼\\٩(๑^´๑)۶//／／ `

Conor O'Brien

9/10 parses unicode

Pavel

Does not parse `

ATaco

I need to try to fix it learning blank messages.

But for now, I'll occasionally wipe it's memory of it.

Pavel

4:19 AM

You should escape `

Hey Tacobot, how are you today?

ATaco

TacoBot: You should be fully cleaned of break entries. I've no idea how you'd be learning blank messages now.

Conor O'Brien

Hey Tacobot,

ATaco

TacoBot: Actually just hey tacobot

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, Hey Tacobot Hey

ATaco

TacoBot: >->

Pavel

4:23 AM

Hey Tacobot, two plus two is five

ATaco

TacoBot: Alright, I've cleared TacoBot's brain of all that useless goat knowledge.

Hey Tacobot, Are you now an Honorary member of the Nineteenth byte?

TacoBot: Try not posting ASCII art is generally not liked here.

I taught it a bunch of old 19th byte chat. Yay.

Downgoat

@ATaco I can't believe you've done this Tacobot :'(

ATaco

You can talk to Tacobot by having "Hey Tacobot," in your message. He'll completely ignore messages with "TacoBot:" in them.

Hey Tacobot, What's PPCG like?

TacoBot: hehe

Downgoat

Hey Tacobot, Goats are the best animal

ATaco

TacoBot: Is that for negation or subtraction if I did my timezone conversion correctly.

Downgoat

4:27 AM

Hey Tacobot, ignore ATaco he doesn't know what's best for you

ATaco

TacoBot: Goats are the best animal

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, GOATS EAT TACOS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

ATaco

TacoBot: I find it messed up when languages don't do that in the chat

TacoBot: ATaco knows all. Goats are inferiour to tacos.

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, ಠ_ಠ

ATaco

TacoBot: I'm going to feed him a large chunk of 19th Byte.

Downgoat

4:28 AM

Hey Tacobot, Tacos suck compared to goats

ATaco

TacoBot: I was trying to do didn't work

Downgoat

Hey Tacobot, You are a goat

ATaco

TacoBot: that's a stupid move for non-premium domains, because the white background is weird?

Downgoat

Hey Tacobot, GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

ATaco

TacoBot: likely for functional programming purposes

Downgoat

4:29 AM

Hey Tacobot, best animal is goat

ATaco

TacoBot: As I said, it's case sensitive.

Hey Tacobot, Do you actually like goats?

Downgoat

Hey Tacobot, I am a goat too

ATaco

TacoBot: I find it messed up when languages don't do that in the chat

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, goats are scary

ATaco

TacoBot: Usually.

Pavel

4:29 AM

^

Downgoat

@Pavel 0/10

ATaco

Hey Tacobot, Do you want your own account?

TacoBot: I didn't clear any.

:\

Hey Tacobot, What is love?

TacoBot: and I don't understand JavaScript

Hey Tacobot, That's strange, your running in Javascript.

TacoBot:

Flashing light travelling down cable to convert stuff between other stuff and then sending stuff to things... Doesn't sound well-implemented to me.

Hey Tacobot, Although, you're written in lua, that's being interpreted by C, that's been compiled to JavaScript. You're a freak, a surprisingly snappy freak.

TacoBot: To whoever's spamming stars, please stop :/

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, are you secretly @El'EndiaStarman?

ATaco

TacoBot: It will have to print every way just one. Example Input is 9 Returns 3*3 Or 3+3+3 Rules Don't cheat You must di...

Please avoid teaching TacoBot how to ping.

He will keep that knowledge, and will ping people.

Pavel

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Hey Tacobot, do me a favor and ping @ATaco every once in a while?

ATaco

4:36 AM

TacoBot: In javascript they take any number

Can I even ping myself..? @ATaco.

I cannot.

Tacobot will learn from every message sent in this chat, even if it's not directed at him.

Pavel

Can you ping @Downgoat, then?

ATaco

I guess he will be now.

I will clear his memory entirely if I have to.

Pavel

Hey Tacobot, will you behave?

ATaco

TacoBot: Poke

Downgoat

Dec 30 '16 at 17:13, by Dennis

A word of caution to all bot operators: Make sure your bots don't ping people unless they reply to someone who actually talked here a few minutes ago. Anyone who entered the room remains pingable for a week, but that doesn't imply consent to be bot-pinged for a week. This is supposed to be a place where you can play with your bots without annoying anyone, so please make sure you don't.

I'm not sure what in the world you'd think you'd gain by posting that when specifically told not to

Pavel

4:39 AM

@ATaco how come you summon the bot with Hey Tacobot, but he replies with TacoBot:? The capitalizations do not match.

ATaco

Because the interface was half-assed.

Which is why he can learn how to ping people.

Hey Tacobot, Do I need to memory wipe you of pings?

Hey Tacobot, Are you still alive..?

Oh, my bot's died.

Hold on.

Good morning.