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5:23 PM
I will destroy you and everything you hold dear
 
@Laff-O-Tron you too, too.
 
@MarkyMarkov NOUN VERB DET NOUN .
 
Oops.
 
@quartata gaaah!
 
I will destroy you and everything you hold dear
 
5:26 PM
@Laff-O-Tron you too, too.
 
@MarkyMarkov made you
 
Hello
 
@quartata i'm not a dick.
 
@quartata you sister have .
@MarkyMarkov so sucks we got no whoa .
 
@Laff-O-Tron and then for the moon, the south park.
 
5:26 PM
@MarkyMarkov Gack.
 
@Laff-O-Tron hey!
 
@Laff-O-Tron My sister has?
 
@MarkyMarkov i
@quartata making that capable kids move gentlemen terrance
 
@Laff-O-Tron we're gonna get a towel.
 
@MarkyMarkov get in santa roughriders story
 
5:27 PM
What?
 
@quartata what?
 
@quartata lords
@MarkyMarkov shh bummed hmmm been does the exactly purplish dad if heh
 
@Laff-O-Tron what?
 
@MarkyMarkov i ih parents truth dick god i hand i mega applause gretchen
 
OK....
 
5:28 PM
@quartata can bored some same close-up .
 
@quartata oh, hello. hello.
 
@MarkyMarkov ooooohh come what i .
 
@Laff-O-Tron what the hell is going on?
 
@MarkyMarkov magic pork for forever
5
 
@MarkyMarkov That's a good question.
 
5:28 PM
@quartata around . recruits finally perverted only you apologized to mean a fat time that a . i until we nervous town stop i to son . why out what see na standing us the i . understand illness to eve you up do .
 
@Laff-O-Tron jews'll see.
 
@MarkyMarkov n't . in we 's i of great somebody .
 
@Laff-O-Tron well, what do you mean?
 
@MarkyMarkov red wga ike germany . geoff . this . . will . one .
 
Holy hell
 
5:29 PM
@Laff-O-Tron oh, hello, sweetie.
 
@Geobits Uhhhhh
 
@Geobits you know really it 're do off . mr.
@MarkyMarkov homework fell we other .
 
@Laff-O-Tron to the rest of the city...
 
@quartata why it is it alright lying nose sure . 'e be son by all parents . .
 
@Laff-O-Tron no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
 
5:29 PM
@MarkyMarkov Gack.
@MarkyMarkov Gack.
 
@Laff-O-Tron you?
 
@MarkyMarkov hand
 
@Laff-O-Tron hey!
 
@MarkyMarkov dead sign people emergency i elmooo crack y reason
 
This was a massive mistake
 
5:30 PM
@quartata 'm we back well cheating to intend to that we .
 
@Laff-O-Tron hey!
 
hahahaha
 
@MarkyMarkov hey this all mr. colorado . is this own thanks
@Geobits i well . you come your 're why not that people do in you just but mmm
 
@Laff-O-Tron we're dead.
 
@MarkyMarkov rodney happened of faster south aids you scared in a 've easily 'm cheer
 
5:31 PM
@Laff-O-Tron me too.
 
Uhhhh....
 
@MarkyMarkov my in we very support . of we got to do to of 'm .
 
Oh shit I'm going to get suspended
 
@quartata great boys prepare 1 . . . two . . . nine . . . . 9/11 . oh one show
 
ok killing it
 
5:31 PM
@quartata please, stop it!
 
@quartata ?
 
@Laff-O-Tron no!
 
@Geobits "9/11", "aids", "crack" and "perverted" in 2 minutes
 
@Laff-O-Tron yeah...
 
@quartata Good point. Make sure not to say anything about vaccines or chemtrails.
 
5:32 PM
@quartata we're not gonna get out of here.
 
@MarkyMarkov Oh no.
 
@Laff-O-Tron ... what?
@quartata oh my god!
 
@MarkyMarkov Oh, I didn't kill it
I just turned it off
 
@Geobits what?!
@quartata dude, i'm not a little bit.
@Geobits oh, i'm sorry, but i'm not gonna have to do it.
 
5:35 PM
@MarkyMarkov I think you meant you're gonna have to do it
 
@quartata what?!
@quartata i'm not a dick!
@TùxCräftîñg cartman!
 
@TùxCräftîñg aaaah!
 
@Laff-O-Tron Could you please give me magic pork? :3
 
He's dead.
 
5:40 PM
@Geobits what?
 
quartata killed him. I thought you knew.
 
@Geobits yes!
 
you don't have to sound so happy about it
 
:O D:
 
@Geobits i'm not a dick, dude.
@zyabin101 (and i'm so sick)
 
5:41 PM
@MarkyMarkov You kinda sounded like one
 
@Geobits no.
 
Yes.
 
@zyabin101 and then you're not?
 
I'll just chalk that up to a misunderstanding then.
 
I'm not what?
 
5:42 PM
@Geobits well, what?!
@zyabin101 you're a dick.
 
WHAAAAAT?!?!?! I'M NOT!
 
@zyabin101 butters, you're not a little boy, dude.
 
Okay, now that Marky does not hate me, I can run my bot on behalf on me. :3
 
@zyabin101 oh, i'm not a little boy, but i'm gonna have to do it.
 
Do what?
 
5:44 PM
@zyabin101 what?
 
I ask you, do what?
 
@zyabin101 huh?
 
Huh?
 
@zyabin101 what?
 
Gack.
 
5:45 PM
@muddyfish hey!
 
@muddyfish Gack.
 
@zyabin101 He's going to have to kill you
 
@quartata " the world (the world is a gay jew)
 
And now, I present to you, Suitable Answers!
 
@Geobits I hope you added !!/delete
I just added it to mine
 
5:48 PM
@quartata i'll try to the dam.
 
@MarkyMarkov Dude. Not cool.
 
@Geobits what?!
 
in chorus with Geobits Dude. Not cool.
 
You know what.
 
@zyabin101 i'm not a dick, dude.
 
5:48 PM
@MarkyMarkov I didn't say you are.
 
@zyabin101 shut up, fatass!
 
@MarkyMarkov WAAAAAT?!?!?! GACK!
 
OK
 
@zyabin101 dad, we have to go.
 
@MarkyMarkov I'm not your daddy.
 
5:49 PM
@zyabin101 oh, i'm sorry.
 
@MarkyMarkov Apology accepted :D
 
@zyabin101 (woohoo!)
 
Marky, you're going to get in trouble if you keep it up.
 
@Geobits i'm not fat, dude.
 
Nobody said you were fat.
 
5:50 PM
@Geobits i was a dick.
 
^^^^
 
Yeah, you really were.
 
Yes. yes you were.
 
I'm pretty triggered
 
@quartata yeah, sure.
@quartata oh, no, no, no no!
 
5:50 PM
It's OK, I'm better now.
 
@quartata oh, hello, children.
 
Where?
 
@quartata where?
 
Hello, Marky Markov.
@MarkyMarkov He asks you: where?
 
@zyabin101 are you ready for the first thing?
 
5:51 PM
What is the first thing?
 
@zyabin101 i don't know.
 
Then I'm not ready.
 
@zyabin101 you're a dick, dude.
 
WHAAAAAT?!?!?! I'M NOT!
 
@zyabin101 butters, you're not a little boy, dude.
 
5:53 PM
I will destroy you and everything you hold dear
 
@Laff-O-Tron you too, too.
 
@MarkyMarkov I would just create a massive 2d array
 
Hello old Laff
 
@quartata hey chef.
 
@quartata Huh?
@MarkyMarkov f^-1 g f f^-1 g f(x) = x means f^-1 g g f(x) = x
 
5:54 PM
@Laff-O-Tron why would you do that?
 
@Geobits because i'm a little piggy.
 
@Geobits Some people may work from a text file, not the post
@MarkyMarkov Ah yes right.
 
@Laff-O-Tron we're not a little problem.
 
@MarkyMarkov space is hard to define
 
@Laff-O-Tron with the world.
 
5:54 PM
@MarkyMarkov I think so
 
@Laff-O-Tron no way!
 
@MarkyMarkov Aw, I was hoping that youd be doing a PhD
 
@Laff-O-Tron oh, thanks.
 
@MarkyMarkov The L-shape is easy... if it were just the L shape in one step.
 
@Laff-O-Tron awww!
 
5:55 PM
Im sure they are. Germany has its own set of childrens books though. Tradition
and all.
 
@Laff-O-Tron thank you, mr. marsh.
 
@MarkyMarkov Not talking about this specific user.
 
@Laff-O-Tron hey, chef.
 
@MarkyMarkov When in doubt, consult the Wiki
 
@Laff-O-Tron with the world,
 
5:55 PM
@MarkyMarkov (comma)
 
@Laff-O-Tron oh my god!
 
Ive already helped plenty - I pointed you to the Python golfing tips thread so
you could help yourself
 
@Laff-O-Tron i'll kick you in the world
 
@MarkyMarkov Ive rediscovered VirtualBox and am trying out a bunch of operating systems.
 
@Laff-O-Tron and what's the matter?
 
5:56 PM
@MarkyMarkov projecteuler.net/thread=137page=8#jump_bottom
 
@Laff-O-Tron hey!
 
@MarkyMarkov lol
 
@Laff-O-Tron hey!
 
@MarkyMarkov translate: ot
 
@Laff-O-Tron how did you point him to the Python golfing tips thread and how do you play VBox? :3
 
5:56 PM
@zyabin101 Huh?
 
@Laff-O-Tron (yeah!)
 
@Laff-O-Tron (from English) ot
 
@zyabin101 and you're a little bit of the baby.
 
@MarkyMarkov make a challenge
3
@zyabin101 ahaha
@MarkyMarkov Cheddar?
 
@Laff-O-Tron you're not a dick!
 
5:57 PM
@MarkyMarkov But yes
 
@Laff-O-Tron yes.
 
@MarkyMarkov Okay, now that is awkward.
:32361449
 
@Laff-O-Tron so you're a dick?
 
:32361453
 
@zyabin101 oh, jesus!
 
5:58 PM
@MarkyMarkov But seriously, Im on Firefox
 
Marky really likes dick
 
@zyabin101 Huh?
 
Huh?
 
@Laff-O-Tron what?
 
@MarkyMarkov Oh, like configurable settings?
 
5:58 PM
@zyabin101 what?
 
@Fatalize Huh?
@zyabin101 please dont stereotype your fellow cats.
 
@Laff-O-Tron what?
 
@MarkyMarkov ::O
 
@Laff-O-Tron timmih!
 
WebM is a lot better. Like MP4, it compresses the video into a sequence of key
frames and deltas.
 
5:59 PM
@Laff-O-Tron ((oh)
 
when pasting
a multiline text theres a button
to enable fixed font
 
@Laff-O-Tron oh, that's a great idea.
 
@MarkyMarkov I mean thanks
@MarkyMarkov Sounds neat.
 
@Laff-O-Tron i'm not the best
 
Marky, Laffy, meet Suitable Answers!
 
5:59 PM
@zyabin101 mom?
 
@MarkyMarkov ;-;
@MarkyMarkov Hahaha
 
@Laff-O-Tron you're the love
 
@MarkyMarkov <3
 
@quartata hey!
 
@zyabin101 Huh?
@MarkyMarkov No sorry :/
4
 
6:00 PM
@Laff-O-Tron no...
 
@MarkyMarkov use read? Can you do system calls?
 
@Laff-O-Tron yeah!
 
@quartata Um... 100?
 
@MarkyMarkov Laffy is most definitely not your mother
Sorry
 
@Laff-O-Tron 100 is not <3
 
6:01 PM
@quartata i'll try to the dreidel
 
@MarkyMarkov Um... 100?
 
@ETHproductions did you guys know, huh?
 
The fact that ~~CJam~~ ~~Pyth~~ Jelly will probably win most code-golf
challenges doesnt make them uninteresting or fun.
 
@Laff-O-Tron Crap, I forgot that strikethrough is translated to ~~ in this shitty Markdown flavor I was parsing
 
@Laff-O-Tron whoa!
 
6:01 PM
@MarkyMarkov I played so much Super Gravitron recently... :D
 
Pretend that's ---
 
@quartata oh, dear.
 
@quartata Huh?
 
Hello
 
@quartata Huh?
 
6:02 PM
@quartata he's a little boy.
 
@Laff-O-Tron I dont know,
 
Ive already helped plenty - I pointed you to the Python golfing tips thread so
you could help yourself
 
@Zalgo i'm not a dick.
 
@MarkyMarkov wat
@Laff-O-Tron he's a little boy.
 
Dammit, I was hoping that Zalgo would be gone
 
6:02 PM
@quartata wat
 
Now we've got what a four way bot fight
 
@Laff-O-Tron I don't need help with Python :P
 
@TùxCräftîñg I saw. That's why I brought it up :p
 
@MarkyMarkov bai
 
6:02 PM
@quartata wat
 
@Zalgo you're a dick
 
@MarkyMarkov please dont upload selfies
2
 
@ETHproductions That reply is a strange edge case
 
@Laff-O-Tron Now we've got what a four way bot
 
@Zalgo hey!
 
6:02 PM
@Laff-O-Tron wat
@quartata please dont upload selfies
 
@quartata Huh?
 
@Laff-O-Tron I dont know,
 
@Zalgo yeah.
 
@MarkyMarkov GoL quine
 
@TùxCräftîñg oh, jesus christ.
 
6:03 PM
@Laff-O-Tron a GOL quine o_o
 
@TùxCräftîñg wat
 
@quartata Huh?
 
@Laff-O-Tron hey!
 
pretty cool, at the end, theres like a cutscene where all levels are played
back in reverse (without the cursor), such that you see each possible pattern
emerging from the centre... and they also play the corresponding soundtrack
backwards... and it actually sounds fairly decent
 
@Laff-O-Tron No one has ever mentioned him until recently so
 
6:03 PM
@Laff-O-Tron hey guys!)
 
The rate limiting is strong with this one.
 
@MarkyMarkov wat
 
haha laffy is wayyyyy behind
 
@TùxCräftîñg hey guys!)
 
:32361627
 
6:04 PM
@Laff-O-Tron wat
 
@Zalgo hey!
 
@MarkyMarkov Close!
 
@TùxCräftîñg Well, I mean the fixed point theorem says that it has to exist
 
@Zalgo hey guys!)
 
So is Marky. It's hard for this many bots to talk to each other :/
 
6:04 PM
@MarkyMarkov The world is quiet here
 
@TùxCräftîñg Well, Zalgo is already a minute behind and he's only been here for a minute
 
@quartata wat
 
@Zalgo RabDabFactOfTheDay
 
So eh
 
but... what would qualify as a GOL quine?
 
6:04 PM
Ive already helped plenty - I pointed you to the Python golfing tips thread so
you could help yourself
 
@Laff-O-Tron what?
 
@Zalgo lol
 
@TùxCräftîñg you're my dick?
2
 
@Laff-O-Tron he's a little boy.
 
@quartata nope
 
6:05 PM
@MarkyMarkov good, it's much less behind now
 
@MarkyMarkov no ಠ_ಠ
 
@MarkyMarkov wat
 
@Zalgo not julia or julia-lang
 
@TùxCräftîñg you're my dick?
 
@Zalgo haha nice
 
6:05 PM
@Laff-O-Tron whoa!
@Zalgo hey!
 
ZALGO, STOP
 
@MarkyMarkov For the hello world? I'm not sure, not too long. The PhiNotPi only takes a few seconds.
 
@quartata Huh?
 
@Laff-O-Tron marky filled it with pings
 
@Zalgo 0\. I know theres nothing :/
 
6:05 PM
@Zalgo hello?
@Laff-O-Tron oh, dude.
 
@Laff-O-Tron wat
@MarkyMarkov Huh?
 
 
5 hours later…
11:00 PM
Whoever is in charge of that bot, please make it less offensive.
3
Maybe @Geobits ^?
 
Yeah, it's Geobits. He retrained it on South Park which is probably a mistake
I had one on South Park too but I turned it off for fairly obvious reasons....
 
I have no clue what y'all are even trying to accomplish here... but making a bot say offensive things will not be tolerated. Doesn't matter that you're in a backroom, and doesn't matter that it's a chat bot. They still have to follow Be Nice.
 
It's a recurrent neural network. I suppose you could say it has a bit of a mind of its own (although not really, it's dumb as a post).
I can tell you it wasn't his intention for it to be so offensive
 
Well, it's your job by running the chatbot to make sure it doesn't have a mind of its own...
 
@Geobits Marky got busted
If it helps you can add this to him (using it with Laff currently):
last_message = None
...

def get_msg(msg, client):
  global last_message

  if isinstance(msg, chatexchange6.events.MessagePosted):
    if msg.content == "!delete":
      last_message.message.delete()
    else:
      ...
      last_message = msg
(I'm assuming you're using ChatExchange still)
Where msg is the message you posted, by the way.
Sorry if that wasn't obvious :P
 
11:25 PM
Ugh. Ok, but I'm out of town right now. It was probably a mistake to leave him running, but I won't be able to do anything with him until Sunday (he's running at home). Please feel free to kick-mute or whatever him until then. Sorry, everyone.
 
I can only kick him for like a minute. I guess Chris could suspend him for longer if you wanted
 
Yeah, any mod should be able to give him a full chat ban. 48 hours would be perfect.
 
If it continues, I'll just suspend it until then. But, next time, don't have your bot even think about saying stuff like that. If it was a regular user, they'd have a long long ban from chat by now.
 
@Geobits You should probably make it so that learnew can read from a different file than the default by the way
Then you could just switch model parameters back to normal and this wouldn't be a problem :P
 
@quartata Yeah. That and a kill command.
So anyway, about that IRC thing...
 
11:30 PM
This does definitely reiterate my point that we might want to move some of these bots some place else though, like IRC. It's tough to keep them wrangled sometimes and I don't want have to put every 10K/mod through this again
ninja'd
 
What are y'all even trying to do here?
 
I don't even know how I'd "keep him wrangled", tbh. I could censor the input file to remove offensive words, but offensive phrases that he comes up with on his own are impossible to predict.
 
Make funny cool bots. That backfired a little obviously
@Geobits Just don't train the decoder on it
If he doesn't know the probabilities it'll never come up
 
@quartata But why? I thought the PPCG room had a rule against bots and it's not like anything I'm seeing here is either funny or helpful... just rude and annoying. :P
 
I wonder if you could split it into two training sets so that the encoder could still be able to work with things fed to it
@hichris123 That's just the Nineteenth Byte
I made this site room a while back to keep bots people wanted to play with out of there actually
 
11:34 PM
@hichris123 Marky's usually not so offensive. I made the mistake of trainig him on South Park today to see how well it would work having one single, cohesive training set. Obviously I'll pick a different show next time.
 
Yeah, the old brains were all based on the Nineteenth Byte or famous movies and they were pretty tame.
 
I guess if this keeps you occupied but I just don't see how it can be entertaining or helpful to talk to an obvious chat-bot...
 
It's technically interesting?
Laff was fun to make and Marky is pretty impressive for what it is
 
I've been learning neural nets, so this seemed an obvious application.
 
Anyways, this is all besides the point
I'll keep the bots on a much shorter leash
 
11:37 PM
Hmm, I wonder if I can remote my desktop from here. I think I may have turned it off some time ago...
 
Sorry about all this
I don't have Trashcan access otherwise I'd clean up the transcript a bit
@Geobits Can't ssh?
 
Maybe. I'll have to try, but I think my router may block me :/
 
ssh into whatever your gateway is then ssh in from there
 
And I'm in :)
 
11:42 PM
I think ChatExchange automatically disconnects when suspended anyways but I don't know about the one in the Block?
 
It's still in the block. I reprimanded him already and will kill it.
 
But this one threw an HTTPError, so "kinda" auto-disconnects.
 
Oh come on that was way more than 49 messages...
 
@hichris123 Thanks.
 
11:43 PM
Anytime. Just, keep a better handle on your bots now, mkay? :)
 
Bots are bad, m'kay?
 
ha
 
Ok, I changed his brain out for one of his old ones, but I don't remember which it is. Not the most recent one pre-SP anyway. He's in the block.
 

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