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4:01 AM
"this one weird bash script to make your computer run so much faster!" (it's just rm -rf *)
 
@Dennis thus my suprise that he actually ran it
 
is anyone familiar ALU's? Specifically how status signals interact with the operation
 
4:14 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ pls join teh discrodz
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ sorry no it's midnight here
 
>_> i forgot, kk
 

 Chez Cosette

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French chatrooms \o/
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Venez ici
 
merci
mais je veux dormir bientot
 
4:24 AM
Hello
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ juste viens
 
pourquoi :/
au revoir
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ bonne nuit
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ nn!
 
4:41 AM
help? i need something like documentation for english grammar (i.e. enough to theoretically write a validator)
 
Probably best to read something like Parsey McParseface's logic
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Google is your guide
 
5:02 AM
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Ohh, I found a Wikibook on that, however it's unfinished :/
 
@Quill wat
 
Parsey McParseface is a Google-driven Natural Language Parser
 
user214599
 
5:28 AM
@MatthewRoh discord.gg/jndpB come and speak Korean xd
verb: drove (past)
subject: Alice
prepositional phrase 1: down the street
prepositional phrase 2: in her car

down the street:
preposition: down
object: the street

the street:
noun: street
article: the

...
 
@LeakyNun Idea: create a Korean 19 바이트 ... when we have more Koreans. :/
 
@zyabin101 lol
 
5:58 AM
Docs are updated and TIO is running the latest version.
Hello World in all its glory.
5
A: "Hello, World!"

DennisSesos, 24 21 bytes 0000000: 2845ee adaa55 ddcabd 123596 b32b71 5f398a 23b577 (E...U....5..+q_9.#.w Try it online! Check Debug to see the generated binary code. I tried several less straightforward approaches – including a port of @primo's brainfuck answer – but they all turned out longer. H...

 
6:26 AM
@Dennis discord.gg/jndpB Ven aca
Oh, you use voseo, then vení aca
 
@LeakyNun An international gaming voice chat? :3
 
@zyabin101 lol
 
Turning from mobile Wolfram|Alpha to desktop is easy, but from desktop to mobile is not as easy as you expect.
I have to find the About Wolfram|Alpha page, then on that page's footer, click Mobile.
It's annoying that the mobile-desktop transit takes one tap, but the other way takes two.
 
6:56 AM
user image
3
Ugh, google humour
2
 
7:32 AM
@LeakyNun have you searched "do a barrel roll", "z or r twice", "askew", "once in a blue moon" and "anagram"?
 
Hello!
 
Popcon idea: golf a novel.
 
What?
 
Golf a novel, that :P
 
7:44 AM
What exactly do you mean by golfing a novel?
I am intrigued
 
@zyabin101 ;_; y u do dis just tell me ;_;
 
Sounds like a kule idea.
 
The code has to be golfed and output a novel of at least fifty thousand words.
 
why did you type nicer before?
 
7:49 AM
@DestructibleWatermelon Typo.
 
autocorrect, too?
 
@DestructibleWatermelon nope.
 
well then
How on earth did you magically miss the l key and reach across the keyboard to r?
 
The code is valid if wc output_of_code returns a result of at least 50000.
@DestructibleWatermelon IDK
 
there is a relevant XKCD...
 
7:53 AM
Beyond that, however, the "novel" is defined however you want.
 
What if i make an antinovel :)?
 
It may be a real novel. It may be just 50 thousand repetitions of the word meow.
It may just download a public domain work from Project Gutenberg.
It doesn't matter, as long as it has at least 50 thousand words
 
I have to make a markov chain thing
except probably not .~.
maybe I'll just make a really long quine :)
 
8:17 AM
hi
 
user214599
hi
 
Hi @TùxCräftîñg!
 
@TùxCräftîñg hi
I should probably invite someone to TRB. :3
 
What is TRB?
 
@DestructibleWatermelon The Remaining Bytes
a google space
 
8:24 AM
@DestructibleWatermelon The Remaining Bytes, a Google Spaces space for PPCG users.
ninja'd, however had more content.
Please stop :|
 
sorry, I couldn't help one upping someone ._.
I'll be good now
 
now we just have to wait the Too many messages moved to Trash
 
:31393827 It is spam.
 
Can we chill out with the noisy messages?
 
8:36 AM
15 messages moved to Trash
 
@Quill the tranquility
 
> Quill has invited you to Trash.
Thanks. >:| ignores invitation
 
8:51 AM
CMC: Quick! Think of an eight-letter word whose consonants and vowels go CVCVCVCV.
 
Jul 25 at 10:28, by Mego
Why does it always seem to be you three that spam the chat with meaningless, annoying messages?
 
user214599
lolololo
 
@Lynn I need a regex search app and the dictionary of 4444 I got from SCOWL.
 
is using system good to cat a file?
for example here system is used to read the motd
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ lol, I just searched them
 
9:03 AM
@Lynn Politic-a
 
Come on, these words are barely words, guys.
 
2
Q: Is the DAG a transitive reduction?

helloworld922The goal of this challenge is given a finite directed acyclic graph (DAG), determine if the graph is a transitive reduction. A brief explanation of what a DAG and transitive reductions are: A DAG is a graph with directed edges (i.e. you can only travel in one direction on that edge) such that g...

 
\o/ cheddar works
 
user214599
@Lynn xoxoxoxo
 
Real, English words, my friend.
 
9:06 AM
rip
@Downgoat the menu on the cheddar site is borked
 
user214599
@Lynn Feminine
 
@Lynn botanise
some japanese four kana word loaned into english
 
user214599
@Lynn Medicine
 
Japanese (is one word of that form coincidentally)
 
Hello!
 
9:10 AM
A winner is Matthew. You can stop pinging me, now. :V
 
user214599
@Lynn Katakana
 
I added some new stuff to Pyramid!
 
@Lynn I was about to post an answer right before him ;_;
 
Including a tutorial page on GH.
 
user214599
9:11 AM
:>
 
cheddar> class
Runtime Error: Attempted to access undefined variable `class`
@cheddar y u do dis ;_;
@DerpfacePython Pyramid compile to python?
 
Yup.
Oh and @TùxCräftîñg, I have an issue - if you know enough Python, can you help me do it?
The issue's on Github.
 
i am pretty good
 
@DerpfacePython Python 2 or Python 3?
 
goddamnit I WAS SO DAMN CLOSE POLITICO IS A WORD d_b
 
9:15 AM
@zyabin101 Either is fine.
 
>_>
 
How much Python do you guys know?
 
Twelve.
 
Twelve?
 
I’m joking.
 
9:20 AM
@DerpfacePython adding
 
@Lynn brb, greping every single word matching the criteria
 
@DerpfacePython Can ap occur?
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

xnorEmbed a graph into the Rado graph The Rado graph is an infinite undirected graph whose vertices are labelled with natural numbers {0, 1, 2, ...}. The edge (i,j) with i<j is in the graph whenever the binary expansion of j has a 1 in its ith place. Here, place values are counted from the end, wi...

 
cubature is a nice word
 
argh my grep is broken
 
9:36 AM
cheddar> f(x) {
     ... x * x
     ... }
     ...
     ... }}
     ... ]{prwoeijiks]
     ... 7fagtdyuhijopads
     ... HALP
     ... PLZZZ
     ...
 
Finally :D here at cv.txt
 
babajaga +1
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Found these three (2) gems in README.txt:
 
@LeakyNunap can occur, yeah.
 
> Copy all the files on all the disks to a folder on your hard disk (make sure you have at two (4) megabytes of free space on your hard disk for each disk of Moby product).
> two (4)
 
9:42 AM
ಠ_ಠ
2² == 4
 
Also, did they a word in
> at two
 
2**4==4**2
:)
 
Whoa... mind blown
 
ಠ¯ಠ
 
9:53 AM
also: 2^(2^2)=(2^2)^2
(3^(3^3)!=(3^3)^3)
 
huh i can paste text in golly
 
did not know this
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ How did you find this? :3
Which grep command was used?
 
10:10 AM
@zyabin101 grep "^[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxyz][aeiou][bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxyz][aeiou][bcdfghjklmnpqrstv‌​wxyz][aeiou][bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxyz][aeiou]$" u354984si.ngl
was too lazy to find out what subset of regex grep supported
 
^(?:[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxyz][aeiou]){4}$
should also work
 
@TùxCräftîñg Searches CVVVV
 
@TùxCräftîñg ^(?:[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxyz][aeiou]){4}$
 
Of 4444 words in a custom SCOWL list, there are 13 which match the CVCVCVCV pattern.
 
user214599
10:34 AM
yudodis + 1 vowel = CVCVCVCV
 
yudodise
@RULE R4

@TREE

num_states=8
num_neighbors=4
num_nodes=33
1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
1 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
1 3 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
1 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
1 5 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
1 4 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
1 7 6 6 6 6 6 6 6
1 6 7 7 7 7 7 7 7
2 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
2 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 0
2 2 3 4 5 6 7 0 1
2 3 4 5 6 7 0 1 2
2 4 5 6 7 0 1 2 3
2 5 6 7 0 1 2 3 4
2 6 7 0 1 2 3 4 5
2 7 0 1 2 3 4 5 6
3 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
3 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 8
3 10 11 12 13 14 15 8 9
3 11 12 13 14 15 8 9 10
3 12 13 14 15 8 9 10 11
3 13 14 15 8 9 10 11 12
3 14 15 8 9 10 11 12 13
ಠ_ಠ
dis rule
dis rule is evil
 
user214599
11:11 AM
:\
 
Dammit I just realised I made a big mistake in my program ;_;
 
11:37 AM
print(i if(i in q for q in z) else '' for i in x)
WHAT ON EARTH HAVE I DONE!
 
@DestructibleWatermelon ?
 
Tell me what you think it does and you will realise
 
@DestructibleWatermelon idek what the variables are
ooooh
 
@DestructibleWatermelon oh my
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ well, I don't care about the variables, but it is just awful
 
11:44 AM
wtf
 
@DestructibleWatermelon you forgot some parentheses?
 
THIS WAS AN ACTUAL SERIOUS ATTEMPT TO WRITE PROPER CODE; WHERE DID I GO WRONG!!!!
 
@DestructibleWatermelon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ probably too much golf
 
IT ISN'T EVEN GOLFED
NOR DID I USE ANY GOLF HABITS
 
like single-letter variables?
 
11:46 AM
@MartinEnder Those are common in TREEs
 
you can remove the nesting and give them names and it should be fine
 
...well actually somewhat golfed
codegolf was there then removed
but I added the code recently
Also I have no idea what to call the variables this is how confusing it is
I think this needs a cleanup in general
why do i even have z
 
@DestructibleWatermelon It's a list of superstrings (opposite of substrings)
 
@LegionMammal978 is it?
I'm serious I'm not even sure
 
@DestructibleWatermelon Yeah, it tests elements in x and sees if for each element i, it is contained in every element q in z. If not, i is replaced with ''.
^ explanation of all the variables
 
11:52 AM
Contextual explanation (prepare for your head asploding):
z and x are initially input().split() (the same)
 
@DestructibleWatermelon Asploding?
 
x is set to have each list item replaced with item[1] (as this is the part we care about)
 
> asplode. verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions). A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.
wat
@DestructibleWatermelon So it takes the second char of each element?
 
uh, a list item will be "XY", and we want the y part
 
11:56 AM
Okay I see
 
wait something is wrong
it doesn't even work
I am so confused right now
WHYYYY
ok I think I simultaneously made it worse and better
no i did not and why is it not working
ohhhhh
wtf why is it reading a generator ;_;
I'm still working at this horrendous code, even though getting rid of it is probably best
It's like a morbid fascination
wtf why is the generator not working
 
@DestructibleWatermelon you should try Vigil some time. it makes these decisions for you.
 
how do generators even work
 
They provide electricity when your power goes out
 
why'
WTF WHY WON'T THE GENERATOR GENERATE
 
12:16 PM
@DestructibleWatermelon it runned out of fuel?
 
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
ok, ok, I'm going to fix this
 
I was just googling "lower case keyboard" (you know, as a Christmas present for Destructible Watermelon), but every single image I found that was of a physical keyboard used Comic Sans for the key cap labels. this is terrifying.
7
 
haha pics pls
 
wtf even is this line
for j in x:y+=([],[j[1]])[sum(j[1]==i[1] for i in x)>1]
 
@MartinEnder Nah, it should be a present for when we get our design ;p
@DestructibleWatermelon Maybe you should just rewrite it
 
12:24 PM
 
MY EYES
 
okay, the two black ones in the centre don't seem to be Comic Sans, but that font isn't any better
 
Somewhat-relevant XKCD:
 
12:26 PM
OHHH I REMEMBERED NOW
 
you know that you can desactivate caps lock?
 
I figured out what it does now
it checks if it has duplicates
 
@DestructibleWatermelon ...
 
I meant duplicates as in list items that have the same second chars
 
12:29 PM
... the usual definition of duplicates.
 
not the same first char
(as in D4 is duplicate of S4)
 
In computer programming, a comment is a programmer-readable annotation in the source code of a computer program. They are added with the purpose of making the source code easier to understand, and are generally ignored by compilers and interpreters. The syntax of comments in various programming languages varies considerably. As well as of direct use to any programmer reading the source code, comments are sometimes processed in various ways to generate documentation external to the source code itself by documentation generators, or used for integration with source code management systems and other...
recommended reading ^
 
TIL what is the utility comment
 
> and are generally ignored by compilers and interpreters.
you forgot esolangs lol
 
12:31 PM
I want to be annoyed but you are right ;_;
 
@MartinEnder So that 's what comment's are for
 
it's for anotate the code
 
And also not going to listen probably
 
12:35 PM
guys
linux have inifinity contributors
3
xD
 
1:00 PM
@TùxCräftîñg how did they get the contrbutor number to show up as infiniiity?
@TùxCräftîñg after a certain number does GitHub stop counting?
Integer overflow?
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala Yeah, like over 1k or something
@RohanJhunjhunwala No, it's just because it becomes way too slow
 
lol
wow xD
If anyone is interested I need some help. I would greatly appreciate anyone answering this question stackoverflow.com/questions/38680267/…
 
> Woah, this network is huge! We’re showing only some of this network’s repositories.
 
> the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied)
^ my favorite part
 
halp? i need to come up with a username for deviantArt just to send a pm, and i have no idea what to use
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Mᴀʀs Uʟᴛᴏʀ doesn't work?
 
The <center> cannot hold it it's too late. H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
2
 
@LegionMammal978 [a-zA-Z0-9-]+ only
 
1:13 PM
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Mars-Ultor?
 
@LegionMammal978 nope
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ ?
 
@LegionMammal978 taken as well
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Mars--Ultor?
 
@LegionMammal978 :( double hyphens are weird
 
1:15 PM
-MarsUltor-
 
better idea
Mars-hyphen-Ultor
 
@TùxCräftîñg Mars-hyphen-hyphen-Ultor/Mars-double-hyphen-Ultor?
 
@TùxCräftîñg hyphens can't be at the start nor the end
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Qj086GkIRl
 
1:16 PM
^
 
cjam.tryitonline.net/… if you need some more inspiration
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ so your regex is wrong
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ Mars-U1tor?
 
@TùxCräftîñg [a-zA-Z0-9](?:[a-zA-Z0-9-]*[a-zA-Z0-9])?
 
1:18 PM
better
 
@LegionMammal978 don't really like numbers
 
(?!-)[a-zA-Z0-9-]+(?<!-)
 
@MartinEnder 10/10 I'll totally be able to remember them
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ PlanetMarsUltor?
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ get a password management tool
 
1:22 PM
Okay, how about Iys-DegyTXauU
 
UltorMars?
 
M-a-r-s-U-l-t-o-r?
 
So do we lose privileges after graduation?
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
1:30 PM
the update of the privilege thresholds is still tied to the design
 
So does that mean most users would lose a lot of privilieges?
 
Ok thanks, Sorry im clueless about this stuff :D
 
1:32 PM
need moar rep
 
xD i need it
 
@MᴀʀsUʟᴛᴏʀ nobody has mentioned MarsUltor yet; if taken, you can use realMarsUltor :)
 
Where would I go for bf help?
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala a relationship counselor?
 
not that
brainf***
xD
 
1:35 PM
oh, then there is no help for you..
 
xD they dont call it brainf*** for nothing
 
user214599
:/
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala the BF irc :P?
 
@MatthewRoh hey I'm so close to getting your question
 
user214599
hi
 
1:36 PM
hey
I have it putting a box around text
But it does not strip out the lowercase letters :(
 
user214599
well do good.
 
@TùxCräftîñg what is the download link at the top, it looks shady
 
what link?
 
There is a box at the top that says "Download"
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala that part is pretty much the reason why I didn't attempt the bounty.
 
1:42 PM
@RohanJhunjhunwala where?
 
lol @MartinEnder comparing numbers is a pain without destruction. you have to copy them xD
@TùxCräftîñg at the top in the middle
oh it was an ad xD
 
probably malicious
 
in what site?
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

CopperExpand constants in a Brainfuck program code-golf kolmogorov-complexity code-generation brainfuck Introduction When golfing in Brainfuck, Fred can never remember the shortest way to write any given constant, and looking it up at http://esolangs.org/wiki/Brainfuck_constants takes too much time!...

 
1:46 PM
That irc sight
 
@RohanJhunjhunwala just get adblock plus
 

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