Trash - 2016-07-02

steelershark

02:26

You want a youtube of me swallowing instead of spitting? :P

Wad Cheber

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Wad Cheber

02:53

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Wad Cheber

06:04

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Eʀɪᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟғᴇʀ

14:09

Confession

vvv

Real confession

vvvvvvv

LegionMammal978

^

^^

^^^

^^^^

Eʀɪᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟғᴇʀ

And now...

LegionMammal978

^^^^^^

Eʀɪᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟғᴇʀ

CONFESSION TIME!!!

VVVVV

I will always golf, whatever the situation. I'll always cover long-pending confessions with placebo text.

LegionMammal978

:30770147 Oh no, a wild Optimizer has appeared! document.getElementById`input`.disabled=1

Eʀɪᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟғᴇʀ

14:17

@LegionMammal978 This is just useless. We want to chat here, not mute ourselves.

LegionMammal978

@EʀɪᴋᴛʜᴇGᴏʟғᴇʀ

Eʀɪᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟғᴇʀ

@Leg Also, it's last message to put the channel on hold, not last code. What did you say?

LegionMammal978

@EʀɪᴋᴛʜᴇGᴏʟғᴇʀ

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

>_> Stop sending carrot chains and noise here...

Eʀɪᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟғᴇʀ

@Leg stop pinging with no reason, please.

LegionMammal978

14:18

Eʀɪᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟғᴇʀ

@Leg I can do that too!

LegionMammal978

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Trying to stealth ping anyone?

LegionMammal978

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Eʀɪᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟғᴇʀ

@zʏᴀ No, what LegionMammal does. Stealth pinging does not work anymore.

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

14:20

@LegionMammal978 A blank reply?

LegionMammal978

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@LegionMammal978 Ikr.

LegionMammal978

Eʀɪᴋ ᴛʜᴇ Gᴏʟғᴇʀ

@LegionMammal978 STOP IT, DARN STOP IT!!!

LegionMammal978

@EʀɪᴋᴛʜᴇGᴏʟғᴇʀ

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

14:21

must. not. post. carrot.

LegionMammal978

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

@LegionMammal978 I know, guy.

El'endia Starman

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LegionMammal978

18:08

^

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TùxCräftîñg

^

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zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Alright, stop carroting.

TùxCräftîñg

^

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muddyfish

really?

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

The previous carrot incident resulted in Doorknob firing up a scandal with locking the room for a minute.

LegionMammal978

18:09

yup

Helka Homba

Can we parsnip?

Sir Cumference

^

TùxCräftîñg

^

Sir Cumference

Bit late...

^

El'endia Starman

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TùxCräftîñg

18:10

\o/

Sir Cumference

So...what's up?

Secret room?

TùxCräftîñg

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Sir Cumference

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Crud

TùxCräftîñg

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Sir Cumference

So, uh, how do you link things in chat?

TùxCräftîñg

18:12

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Sir Cumference

Gotcha thanks

dorukayhan

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Sir Cumference

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Da hell?

Nvm

TùxCräftîñg

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muddyfish

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TùxCräftîñg

18:15

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muddyfish

Hey I kind of like it here

Let's stay

TùxCräftîñg

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>>>>>^

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muddyfish

Is this room PPCG only or something :P

Sir Cumference

@TùxCräftîñg How can you have a porn message?

Unless it's a pic or link

muddyfish

Arire tbaan tvir lbh hc
Arire tbaan yrg lbh qbja
Arire tbaan eha nebhaq naq qrfreg lbh
Arire tbaan znxr lbh pel
Arire tbaan fnl tbbqolr
Arire tbaan gryy n yvr naq uheg lbh

TùxCräftîñg

18:26

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muddyfish

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Sir Cumference

The arrow isn't italicized

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Crud

That didn't work at all..

dorukayhan

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zʏᴀʙiɴ101

18:44

Welcome to the Trash, the most messed up, the most insane and the worst in general chat room on the Web.

^ Please, come, starships ;_;

puts up a portable light house

TùxCräftîñg

^

!Here is your ship

[citation needed]

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

It's a GoL glider. This doesn't ship stars >_>

I need stars on that message >_>

11 mins ago, by zʏᴀʙiɴ101

Welcome to the Trash, the most messed up, the most insane and the worst in general chat room on the Web.

TùxCräftîñg

18:59

^

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 S (Sorry)

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

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The Trash is the worst chat room on the Internet, because this is where insane users do insane things and insanely move insane posts here.

TùxCräftîñg

@zʏᴀʙiɴ101 +1 because i can

zʏᴀʙiɴ101

And non-guilty people just get sent here.

I started doing a list of IATRO (Insane, Angering, and alTogether wRong Offenses) which is just a list of people who have been sending non-guilty people here:

Offending Room               Offending User                When Offense Happened         Offenses
19330 The Junk Drawer        119236 Zach Saucier           24 Dec '14 - 2 Jan '15        3x
19330 The Junk Drawer         23443 J. Musser              9 Jan '15 @ ~12:23 AM         1x
 6697 Maid Café (▒▒▒▒▒)       36474 Hakase                 22 Jan '15 @ ~7:29 PM         1x
 2165 Reopen? Undelete? Clos 117490 Fundamental            26 Jan '15 - 31 Jan '15       3x

The most insane people are:

In total, there were 8 distinct offenses from 4 distinct people.

List with angered people:

Offending Room               Offending User                When Offense Happened         Offenses
Chat No.'s of Offended Users, Space Seperated
19330 The Junk Drawer        119236 Zach Saucier           24 Dec '14 - 2 Jan '15        3x
119570 240
19330 The Junk Drawer         23443 J. Musser              9 Jan '15 @ ~12:23 AM         1x
131291
 6697 Maid Café (▒▒▒▒▒)       36474 Hakase                 22 Jan '15 @ ~7:29 PM         1x
36474
 2165 Reopen? Undelete? Clos 117490 Fundamental            26 Jan '15 - 31 Jan '15       3x

In total, 6 distinct non-guilty people just got sent here by 4 distinct non-guilty people.

And this is only the beginning! The period of recorded data is from 24 Dec '14 (when the transcript began) to 31 Jan '15.

As a bonus, I've been angered by El'endia Starman in the Nineteenth Byte TWICE TODAY.

That's very bad.

Please, don't share this data out of the Trash.

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That way we can keep us not offended again.

TùxCräftîñg

19:38

TRASHTRASHTRASH

TTTRRRAAASSSHHH

TùxCräftîñg

20:28

^^^^^

CARROT

muddyfish

EVERYWHERE

TùxCräftîñg

NEVER TRUST CAROTS

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>v
^<

muddyfish

20:48

..^..
^.^

TùxCräftîñg

.'.

muddyfish

&&
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£!

TùxCräftîñg

¨

muddyfish

!!!

TùxCräftîñg

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muddyfish

20:49

:O

TùxCräftîñg

:Z

muddyfish

?!?!

TùxCräftîñg

‽‽

muddyfish

...

!

TùxCräftîñg

…

^ This is only 1 character

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muddyfish

20:50

!!!

TùxCräftîñg

…………………………………………………………………………………………

muddyfish

💩

TùxCräftîñg

^^^^…………^^^^

NO EMOJI

EMOJI IS SHIT

lol

muddyfish

🕴

TùxCräftîñg

⨝

∰

muddyfish

20:52

🐺

TùxCräftîñg

⩤z⩥

muddyfish

🐧

:(

TùxCräftîñg

⦕Hi⦖Hi⦕

⨋π²²

i dont need mathjax because unicode

⟖⟗⟕

⨕

this look like a pokemon

but idk its name

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^

TùxCräftîñg

21:14

సౌహౕ

KutuluMike

%%hnq on

Gideon

@KutuluMike Syntax: `%%hnq [on|off]

KutuluMike

you. stupid. bot.

%%hnq on

KutuluMike

21:39

%%hnq on

Gideon

@KutuluMike Monitoring HNQ list.

KutuluMike

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KutuluMike

22:55

%%bye

Gideon

@KutuluMike Command not found.

:30778967 Command not found.

Ixrec

%%beannoying

KutuluMike

%%modcount

WAKE UP BOT

#obnoxiousbending

Danu

Dumb thing to talk about

Obie 2.0

%%usercount

Danu

23:00

@user349357 ...but you did pick the lowest-cited one from my list and the highest from yours ;)

KutuluMike

%%modcount

Gideon

@KutuluMike Command not found.

Danu

OK, I'm going to shut up.

Moving this to trash

Gideon

@KutuluMike There are 3 moderator(s) and 1 owner(s). in the room.

Danu

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KutuluMike

23:01

i hate you.

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Wad Cheber

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Wad Cheber

23:59

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