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4:00 PM
Everyone commutes here.
 
OMG exit in fewer than 1 mile!
ducks
 
@Mahnax Oh, that's fun! Not as fun as vivisecting a rat, but I suppose you are only in high school, right?
 
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And I always use different from and not different than, and say couple of things and not couple things.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Distances are continuous. Less than 1 mile.
 
@WillHunting How do people get to work if not by commuting?
 
4:01 PM
@Kitḫ Yeah.
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 In case you guys misunderstood, I don't mean the act, I mean the word.
 
Also this way.
 
@Kitḫ Next semester, in Bio 20, I get to dissect a pig. Or part of one.
 
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@Mahnax We never dissected anything in bio class, interesting.
 
Stop pinging Kit already! 0/1 is no contribution to a war!
 
4:03 PM
Whoops meetings. Back later.
 
@WillHunting Hmm.
 
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Though I think I saw some foetuses in the bio lab, scary.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Oh, right. Sorry!
 
Anyone got good suggestions for a birthday present for 1 year old human?
 
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4:06 PM
@MattЭллен Educational toy.
 
Hence, Lego.
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 I'm not sure that'd be safe for him
 
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Or Legolas.
 
@MattЭллен Clothing that's larger than the human's current size. Books. Toys if their house isn't over-filled with toys already.
 
@MattЭллен They have special product lines for one-year olds.
 
4:07 PM
@RegDwightѬſ道 ooo
 
Stuff that is twice the size of Duplo.
 
Books. Night Is Coming.
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 Those also need to be at the right level, and obviously I don't know anything about that.
 
4:09 PM
:D
 
Not the $500 version though.
 
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Interestingly the dictionary lists several pronunciations of garage.
 
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I always pronounce garage like cabbage.
 
@Kitḫ That might be a good one. The parents are into nature and such
 
@MattЭллен It's a really lovely bedtime book.
Also, All the World.
 
4:10 PM
Duplo is great, 1 year-olds don't know what to do with it but they'll grow into it.
 
And MrShiny has a children's book as well.
 
Spent and gotta run. TTYL.
 
But it's not really for 1-year-olds. It's wordy
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 can that be delivered to me before tomorrow morning?
 
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4:11 PM
I know Jack and the Beanstalk though.
 
@MattЭллен Oh for heavens sake.
 
Try Goodnight Moon as a board book.
 
But kids grow into books. What you want to avoid is buying a gift that is already too babyish. Like, my daughter got a rattle for her 1st birthday, she never played with it because 1year-olds are learning to walk and talk.
 
That should be at most bookshops.
 
4:12 PM
@MattЭллен sadly no
 
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@MattЭллен Sure, in your dreams.
 
Damn it! I forgot about that. I was going to get that.
 
@Kitḫ I'll take a walk into town, Blackwells is there (and Waterstones)
 
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Sadly Borders ceased.
 
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4:13 PM
Luckily there is still Kinokuniya here.
 
@MattЭллен Look for board books, Caldecott winners, and ask the owner (if it is a small shop).
 
@WillHunting on the highstreet, yes, but their online branch rebranded as books.com or something
 
If you are buying a toy, you should avoid something too large, or with small parts. Do they do "gift receipts" in the UK?
 
You'll want something that is more than just a word per page, but not tons of text. And sentence or two per page with bright colors. Rhymes are good.
Actually, you could probably find Little Blue Truck.
 
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@MattЭллен Kino is now the biggest here.
 
4:15 PM
That's a good one.
 
@MrShinyandNew安宇 they do
 
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I wish Amazon can come here, then I can get stuff without shipping cost.
 
@MattЭллен Take your phone with you and you can ask us while you look.
 
@Kitḫ excellent!
bbl
 
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4:17 PM
@MattЭллен You are on iphone?
 
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@mahnax Did you give me any present today? I got a single present on each of the past few days.
 
@WillHunting Hmm, I don't think that was me.
I am not a very diligent present-giver.
 
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@Mahnax Of course it could just be a natural phenomenon.
 
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@Mahnax Unlike me.
 
@WillHunting Yes, unlike you.
 
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4:26 PM
@Mahnax Oh, shhh...
 
@WillHunting Heh.
 
@Kitḫ That's a scary cover. Sort of a white octopus thing.
Haven't these people heard of pareidolia?
 
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@MetaEd Never heard that word.
 
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You people always make me look it up.
 
It's the word for seeing faces in clouds and wooden doors, that sort of thing.
 
4:33 PM
Kind of like parathesis?
 
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I didn't know there is parathesis and parenthesis.
 
Damn it.
Paresthesia.
I got myself all turned around there.
 
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I don't know what word you are talking about. I saw your edit so I edited mine too.
 
Paresthesia ( or ), spelled "paraesthesia" in British English, is a sensation of tingling, burning, pricking, or numbness of a person's skin with no apparent long-term physical effect. It is more generally known as the feeling of "pins and needles" or of a limb "falling asleep". The manifestation of paresthesia may be transient or chronic. Etymology Greek para ("beside", i.e., abnormal) and aisthesia ("sensation"). Cause Transient Paresthesias of the hands and feet are common, transient symptoms of the related conditions of hyperventilation syndrome, often open mouth, and panic attac...
 
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Ah, I know rigor mortis though.
 
4:37 PM
Not related, generally.
Ahh, taco salad day. I feel so happy on taco salad day.
 
Paresthesia is when you feel numb after the effort of climbing the Eiffel tower.
 
@MetaEd thwack
I have been much too slack with the thwacking since @Martha left. It's time I crack down.
 
@Martha left?
 
Well, not left left.
She hasn't been on much in the last few months.
You know. Real life stuff.
 
Ah, I see.
 
4:55 PM
Here Comes Science is a 2009 children's album from Brooklyn-based band They Might Be Giants, packaged as a CD/DVD set. The album is (as the title suggests) science-themed, and is the third in their line of educational albums, following 2005's Here Come the ABCs and 2008's Here Come the 123s. It is the band's 14th studio album and fourth children's album. It was nominated for the "Best Musical Album For Children" Grammy. Background The band began hinting that the next children's album would be science-themed via interviews around the release of 123s, but the actual title of the album was n...
The Monster at the End of This Book: Starring Lovable, Furry Old Grover is a post-modern children's book based on the television series Sesame Street and starring Grover. It was written by Jon Stone and illustrated by Michael Smollin, and originally published by Golden Books in 1971 (ISBN 0-307-01085-6). It is the best selling Sesame Street title and Sesame Workshop also released this as an audio enabled free eBook with highlights on December 7, 2009. It is designed to teach children the technique of reading a book from beginning to end. Plot In this book, Grover is horrified to learn th...
Maybe too many words but little ones could grow into it
 
Bye everyone, dissection time!
 
@aediaλ I love that book.
@aediaλ Ooohh! Must have!
 
My favorite song is this one
> forget that song! they got it wrong! that thesis has been rendered invalid!
 
I'll see that and I'll raise you ...
 
@Kitḫ Oif.
@aediaλ Yeah, but the hair is great.
 
5:01 PM
@aediaλ Holy crap! I need this for my son!
 
@Kitḫ I own it (the audio, though sadly not the video) even though I am still childless and I have already bought it for one friend's baby shower.
 
Why do I always forget about TMBG? I love them! Love them!
 
@MetaEd The part about the new research contradicting the old is my favorite part. The album has both sun songs, I think (or I went and bought the old one after this).
@Robusto must... stop... dancing in chair... before anyone sees me...
 
@aediaλ Mwuhahaha.
 
I feel so happy right now!
!!!!!
 
5:06 PM
I can see you making jazz hands.
 
The science must not change!!! We already wrote the song about it.
 
I can already hear my son telling me that the sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma.
He also laughs when I tell him Pluto is a planet, no matter what anyone else says.
He has no idea what a planet is, nor Pluto, so they are just funny words to him.
 
@Kitḫ — Pluto is a dog. I thought everyone knew that.
 
@Robusto Actually, I was jumping up and down in my office.
 
"Look and lift farm animals" sound any good?
 
5:16 PM
Eh. Flap books tend to get destroyed.
But because kids like them!
I like the colors on that one though.
Nice pictures.
 
Hmmm. The destruction factor is a problem.
 
Flap and popup books are awesome!
 
For a 1-year-old though?
 
Isn't there a well-known one with a mirror and a fuzzy sheepy thing?
 
Wait. It is a girl or a boy?
 
5:19 PM
And not many words?
 
@aediaλ Peekaboo Kisses?
 
Pat the bunny! That's it, right?
 
Oh. Pat the Bunny is touch and feel. Not so many flaps, I think.
@MattЭллен Boys tend to be harder on books. But still. If you like the pictures, it's probably good.
 
Ooh ooh cardboard bricks, that's another awesome toy (except it doesn't really help Matt pick a book)
 
5:22 PM
Oh true. Also, soft foam blocks.
Build a tower, knock it down!
One of our favorite games.
 
I think "lizzy the lamb jigsaw book" is the winner.
 
It's called "Ka-BOOM."
 
Sturdy and fun
 
How many pieces in the puzzle?
 
4
But several puzzles
 
5:25 PM
Big safe pieces right?
 
Even 4-pieces would be challenging for a 1-year-old, but I like the illustrations.
And he'll grow into it.
Can you read it without doing the puzzles?
 
Yes, no construction necessary
@aedia aye :-)
 
I think that would be nice then.
 
Y'all going back in my pocket!
 
@RegDwightѬſ道 Why, thanks! I had it at 4 once, but my friend said 4 was only for people whose English was nearly indistinguishable from that of a native speaker, but who were not actually native speakers. He had more experience with Wikipedia in general, and his English was very good, so what could I do but comply?
 
5:27 PM
@Kitḫ The lamb looks cute, yeah :)
 
The puzzles will extend the life of the book.
 
Hi!
 
@Cerberus But your English is better than mine!
Hiya!
 
Nonsense!
 
Ohai!
 
5:29 PM
kitten candy
 
@Cerberus I haven't made a Wiki account yet, but that's only 'cause it complained about my name being similar to some other silly person's so I haven't gone back to finish it yet. I will do so so all those poor volunteers don't have to review my typo fixes.
I never thought about that.
 
@aediaλ Yeah I never had any idea either.
How annoying that it should complain! Hmm how about Aedia?
Or do you hate that name by now?
 
@Cerberus Aye, that's the one that's too much like some Aedla or something who has never even done anything. I didn't have time to decide on a variation at that moment.
BRB fooding.
 
@aediaλ I'll thwack that bitch on the nose for you.
You know, I always pick Cerberus™ or Cerberus_tm, when Cerberus is taken.
Perhaps there is some reason why you picked that lambda behind your name here?
 
5:37 PM
@Kitḫ Hahahaha.
This does sound familiar.
I hate that.
 
I probably shouldn't put pictures of me up here, but I thought it was funny.
 
What, is that really you?
 
i don't think that's Kit
 
@Cerberus No, silly.
 
Nor do I.
Ah.
I thought maybe the weird hair and make-up, and the contorted face, hid her beautiful features.
 
5:39 PM
That's me.
Well, OK, it's not me.
 
Cute!
 
It's my celebrity look alike.
 
No, that is you.
 
shh
 
Except the glasses. Those are so not you.
 
5:40 PM
Thanks for the help, everyone!
 
When my hair behaves, and if I plucked my eyebrows, wore makeup, lost about twenty pounds and put on about ten years.
@MattЭллен Welcome!
@Cerberus I had glasses like that for a long time.
 
Hi @cerb
 
@MattЭллен It was nothing! You may check out and pay at the counter over there.
@Kitḫ Ehhh well.
You know my taste in glasses.
 
I don't, but I remember you didn't like these.
 
glasses are hot. you should totally wear glasses
(this applies equally to @Cerb and @Kit)
 
5:41 PM
I'm still on my phone, so i'll papal you when I get in.
 
I hate it when people who don't need glasses wear them.
 
Papal*
 
why are you going to go pope on Cerb?
 
OK, I showed people here the types I was hesitating between: all thin metal frames.
 
Wait. You wear glasses?
 
5:42 PM
@Kitḫ It is so silly that they make me laugh, like clowns.
 
I don't remember that.
 
Who?
 
@Cerberus It makes me very angry.
@Cerberus You.
 
@Kitḫ OK I thought you were there, but perhaps not.
 
Paypal Damit autocorrect
 
5:43 PM
@Kitḫ I have never worn glasses before.
Always contacts.
 
Oh. But you were going to get some specs?
 
So I don't technically "need" them, as most people don't.
 
I can wear contacts, but they don't correct my vision as well as glasses do.
So I don't wear them every day.
 
@Kitḫ For mornings and evenings, because my contacts irritate my eyes sometimes, and I don't want it to get worse.
 
Still. What did you used to do when you took your contacts out?
 
5:44 PM
Glasses are sexier than contacts
 
@Kitḫ Stare into the blur, nod and smile every twenty seconds.
 
Haha.
 
Or, rather, keep them in and hurt my eyes.
 
I hated wearing glasses when I was growing up. I kind of forgot about it after high school though.
 
I normally only wear my left contact when I have slept less than 6 hours, because my right eye is often irritable.
@Kitḫ I simply refused to: I demanded contacts.
 
5:50 PM
@Cerberus Well, I couldn't have demanded, and even if I had, contacts back then wouldn't have worked.
My astigmatism is almost as bad as my myopia.
 
Hmm OK, I see.
 
Well, that's an exaggeration, but only because my myopia is really bad.
 
Looking back, I was a bit silly.
How bad?
-10?
 
It's not silly to avoid a lot of ridicule.
 
Well, how much ridicule would one really experience?
 
5:52 PM
-9 or so, last I remember.
 
OK, impressive.
 
My astigmatism is around 2.25.
 
Impressive as well, but less so.
 
It's hard to tell if the ridicule was because of the glasses-wearing or the impressive intellect, though. But there was a lot of it.
 
Hmm.
Hard to say.
 
5:55 PM
I suppose it might also have been because I was poor.
 
Bullying and exclusion are complicated things.
@Kitḫ Really? How would other kids even know that?
I had absolutely no idea how rich or poor my class mates were.
 
I didn't have brand name clothing, a Bean backpack, a GameBoy. The usual ways.
I didn't go to Disney for Christmas.
 
It was only after the finals that I found out that one guy's house was know in the region as the "castle".
@Kitḫ Ohh...and all other kids had these things?
 
@Cerberus No, the "rich" kids did.
 
I didn't even want any such things, except the Game Boy.
That sounds really awful. What kind of school was it?
 
5:58 PM
What do you mean what kind?
 
I always had the lowest allowance of anyone I knew.
 
You had an allowance?
 

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