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@AlexA. kasich is still left? :P
 
Yep
 
lel
 
Wait, really?
 
@AlexA. bernie also won tonight \o/
 
1:02 AM
@Geobits Yes
@Maltysen YES
 
Bernie > Trump > Hilary IMO.
That last part is subject to change
 
yeah, why not?
 
^^^
 
For me it's Bernie > Hilary > moving to Canada
 
Would you honestly vote for Trump over Hilary? Yeesh.
 
1:04 AM
I know what bad looks like with the clintons ._.
It's more likely Trump will get impeached
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ hahahahahahaha
> no Mr. President, you can't build a wall there
 
I listened to Trump's foreign policy speech and it was easily the most inane pile of random sentences I'd ever heard. Hilary is way better
 
@Maltysen I'm sorry, Mr. President, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
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Sure I think everyone can agree Bernie is cooler than Hilary but at this point I think I'd prefer anyone over Trump.
@Doorknob hehe
 
@quartata trump is actually pretty liberal (when he's not completely insane)
 
1:06 AM
@AlexA. You're a straight white male who probably hasn't committed treason. You should be ok.
 
woah did the color of pings change?
 
no?
 
@Doorknob did they?
 
Test it out on me?
 
1:07 AM
As in the highlight of your name when you get pinged
 
@Doorknob plug in your VGA into your monitor harder?
 
@PhiNotPi okay
 
@El'endiaStarman test
 
@HelkaHomba test
 
Bah, that doesn't work. :P
 
1:07 AM
LOL My very republican friend says:
> JUST KEEP OBAMA IN OFFICE THAN THESE TWO IDIOTS!!!!
 
@El'endiaStarman test & reciprocate
 
@Downgoat where is the best place to test cheddar?
 
@HelkaHomba Reciprocating...
Same color as before. Pink.
 
Reticulating splines...
 
Doorknob might be mildly intoxicated?
 
1:08 AM
Maybe I'm imagining things
 
Obama's approval rating has been going up recently.
 
It looks pinker though
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lets repeal the 22nd ammendment
 
@El'endiaStarman Mine have always been yellow - test me?
 
@quartata His colors are out of whack since codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/79200/26997
 
1:09 AM
@Maltysen yes
 
I wonder if I can find an old screenshot with a ping...
 
The current color is #f5c3c4 I believe
but no
it looks way lighter in the inspect window than in actual chat
 
... oh, that's the same color as in an old screenshot I just found
Well that's weird
 
All the things I say are highlighted in the average colour of my avatar - that's normal, right?
 
1:12 AM
I think Doorknob did that just to get us to stop talking about politics
 
@Cyoce I'm not competent enough in ruby to be allowed to answer.
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ it's just aesthetics.
 
He might have been reading about McCarthyism. That'd explain seeing more pink everywhere.
 
@trichoplax It's the same blue for everyone
 
@quartata I know :)
It just always looks colour coded because of the coincidence...
 
1:14 AM
oh hehe
 
# how it looks in monospace
def foo() bar end
def foo() bar; end
def foo; bar end
def foo; bar; end
 
@quartata Oh that pink for pings - yes that looks the same for me. I was thinking of the yellow when you follow a link to a message
 
Ah
 
@Cyoce I never use parens in method definitions so that last way is how I always do it
 
@Doorknob I don't use them either, but I came to an interesting conundrum when I needed to do a one-liner
Oh my god my dad just pronounced meme as "mem" (מ?). ಠ_ಠ
 
1:17 AM
@Cyoce Is he a golfer too then?
 
@trichoplax Nope. But he knows VBScript ¯\(ツ)/¯
 
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Q: Ascii piano keyboard

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJPiano keys are 3 characters wide, and 7 characters tall. However, if every key was 3 charactes wide, there wouldn't be enough room for the black keys. That's why some of the white keys have parts of them cut out. There are 3 types of white keys. Keys with the right half missing (R): ____ | ...

 
@HelkaHomba tricky...
 
@NewMainPosts you don't count
@Doorknob rules us out :P
 
1:21 AM
@Cyoce how do you pronounce it?
you have to talk sometime
 
Are people actually waiting to speak?
 
It won't be me, that's for sure.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ The last time the economy was in a surplus was when Bill Clinton was in office. ;) Also it's not fair to judge Hilary based on her husband; they're different people with different views and approaches.
 
Unless you count @newmain
 
1:23 AM
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Indeed, you win! (or w/e)
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ no
 
@HelkaHomba I'll be fine but I don't want to watch everyone else end up in a bad situation.
 
Depending on how you count it, @newmain was also me.
 
3 mins ago, by Helka Homba
@NewMainPosts you don't count
 
@AlexA. True. But I've read not too few articles talking about the Clintons (together) dealing with Russia and nuclear reactors. Also, Clinton's such a scandal. She's just not a nice person (imo)
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Though I would like to reverse that and prove @Geobits wrong
 
1:25 AM
@HelkaHomba My finger slipped... That was supposed to be proving myself wrong :/
Muscle memory's a bitch.
 
@HelkaHomba yes.
@Downgoat need a python version.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "meem". Or "may-may" if I'm feeling whimsical.
 
HAI
@quartata ooh
 
@Cyoce phews
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ HAI
 
@Geobits can I stick marky in slack?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Mom is AWOL and crashed out on couch last I checked, can stay for a bit!
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :( I g2g
 
You'd probably have to write a wrapper for it, but sure. I'd need to upload several large files though >_>
 
@HelkaHomba How could I not vote for Martin?
 
1:28 AM
rofl
 
I wanna see his birth certificate first ;)
 
Awh. Apparently in Ruby you can't do {'a' => 'b' => 1} to pair multiple keys with one value. :(
 
@HelkaHomba You're counting out Kasich already? ;P
 
Martin, 7, Bernie, 1, Trump, FUCKING 0 YAH
 
MARTIN BÜTTNER FOR PRESIDENT
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1:28 AM
^
@MartinBüttner do you mind running for president of the US?
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ *7
 
fixed
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @Doorknob can you pin that?
 
No
 
No.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ May his inauguration speech be the shortest of them all!
 
> K
 
@Cyoce M.b. just bows.
 
Silently take office and deals with North Korea.
 
1:29 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ And I don't think Martin will appreciate this rather useless notification in his inbox.
 
...
 
@Doorknob well if you're gonna president you'd better get used to getting tons of spam messages.
 
Heh. Rekta Homba.
 
1:31 AM
@Cyoce I'm pretty sure he has someone handle that for him :P
 
I don't think doorknob technically could run for president.
 
@Geobits then he should get one for his inbox :P
 
You gotta wait 20 years first.
 
> well if you're gonna be Martin you'd better get used to getting tons of spam messages
ftfy
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Well technically neither can Martin... that's beside the point.
I can in 2020 though :)
 
1:32 AM
Actually, I don't think any of the current mods could.
 
What's the cutoff, 35?
 
Yea, 35.
 
Then you're correct
 
ninjerk? :P
 
1:33 AM
@HelkaHomba Jamaican jerked ninja
 
Wait, how old are Dennis and Martin?
 
Under 35
 
older than the stars
 
I really love it when people edit their messages to make mine look like nonsense. It's my favorite thing ever.
>_>
<_<
 
What about when people edit your messages into nonsense?
 
1:34 AM
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Even not counting age, we have some not-exactly-US-citizens as mods ;)
 
I knew that.
 
I wonder if Dennis has ever even been to the US
 
@AlexA. Please sir, may I have another?
 
Now I wonder who the oldest user on the site is.
 
1:35 AM
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ nicael?
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ The guy who invented PNG has an account here
 
@AlexA. Really? Who?
 
YOU proposed the site
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ He said PNG not PPCG. (Unless it's the same person..?)
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Ah, I can't remember his name. I recognize his picture though. He does reviews every once in a while.
 
So I see Ruby has no ValueError. What should I use in its stead?
 
1:38 AM
Define a ShitFuckedUpError?
 
Is there a way to view all former mods?
 
or a ValueError.
 
Possible contender? Wrote the built in they used...
 
@HelkaHomba That's fantastic.
 
1:39 AM
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Not that I know of
I can link you to the PPCG ones though
 
@trichoplax Oh, that's the PNG guy.
@AlexA. Is that who you were thinking of?
 
Conor says BAI 10 times a day yet never leaves...
 
Yes
He's my bet for oldest user
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ BAI
 
1:40 AM
@HelkaHomba That's because he's not saying "bye", but "Back Again Imminently".
 
@AlexA. still uses sourceforge. That settles it :P
 
XD
 
@AlexA. Are there any others than Dmkcee and CJY?
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ gnibbler
 
1:41 AM
I probably spelled one of those wrong.
Ah, okay.
 
No both are right but dmckee is all lowercase :P
 
You mean John La Rooy?
 
Well crap, I guess I'll just have to settle for oldest chat regular. Though something tells me this isn't a good thing...
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Yes
Did he change his username?
 
Yeah.
Still gnibbler here though.
 
@Geobits Is that an assumption or do you secretly know all our ages?
 
iirc
@Geobits ... I'm 13 . 1....
 
@trichoplax I know far too much about all of you. I didn't think that was a secret.
 
lol
 
@Geobits Oh yeah, well then what's my IRL name? :P
 
1:43 AM
Doctor
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ It was nice knowing you. See you again in a year I guess...
 
@AlexA. No, it's ham.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ are you agreeing or disagreeing with me?
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ James Bondetta?
@Maltysen disagreeing.
 
1:43 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh
 
iirc racism is not liberal?
 
@Geobits I think trichoplax is older than you
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Hahaha what?
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I haven't used IRL for ages
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ well yes, but that knida falls into the insanity aspect. I was talking about his policies
 
... I think his only consistent policy is deporting people to mexico and building a wall.
 
1:44 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I have no clue where you got "Bondetta" from, but that's actually (almost) right.
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ James Hebertson?
@AlexA. @Maltysen thinks Trump is liberal.
 
@Maltysen That's incorrect
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ like he said that he would be even-handed with israel and Palestine. then the lobby attacked him
 
Compare him to Bernie, who's very liberal
 
@AlexA. i'm comparing him to all the other republicans
 
1:45 AM
@AlexA. Is that based on me acting very mature? Or forgetting things more often?
 
@trichoplax From you mentioning your age once ;P
 
@AlexA. Lol that would do it. I have no idea how old Geobits is though
 
@Maltysen Kasich is more liberal than Trump, especially when it comes to immigration
 
^
BTW, go Kasich!
 
@trichoplax He just said he'll be 35 in 2020
 
1:46 AM
He'll be at least 35 in 2020
 
shit slack says to update every 10 min.... someone is borked
 
@AlexA. So minimum of 31 and maximum of 34?
 
hahahaha, trump said that cruz's father has something to do with JFK's assasination
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Damn, not that place again >_<
 
@Maltysen ... wtf lol
@Geobits sorry.
 
1:48 AM
@trichoplax Yes!
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yeah, at least his entertainment value is over 9000
 
@AlexA. Ah right. He has to wait out his downvote felony charges.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ No, no. That's not me. It's just upsetting that there's another Geobits out there :P
 
yeah, i get it.
 
@AlexA. So that makes me very probably older than Geobits, but not quite certain
 
1:49 AM
@Maltysen ikr
 
President of the US, that is. Presidents of other countries may have different age restrictions.
 
@trichoplax Hmm. How probably is very?
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ What if you're 20
 
@Geobits 99.999999999999........99993%
 
1:50 AM
Shoot, I missed that.
=(
@Doorknob I know you're not 20.
 
Yes, I aged 5 years in the span of a few minutes.
 
That's impressive. Can you go in both directions?
 
The Amazing Aging Doorknob!
 
Like cheese?
 
1:51 AM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Let me put it this way: if I'd been born a year earlier, I'd be eligible to run this year.
 
@Geobits If you're 31 to 34, and I'm nearly 35, then I guess it's at least 90%
 
TimmyD is also 35
 
@Geobits Whoa, my sister is older than I remembered her being. (You two are the same age.)
 
It's 18 to vote though.
 
1:52 AM
@quartata TimmyD takes the lead
 
@Geobits can you github marky's brains?
 
I think it's not already there
 
I'm seriously disappointed in my options for the first time I get to vote.
 
@AlexA. It's not.
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Is that this year?
 
1:52 AM
@Geobits did you steal marky from somebody else?
and transpile to C and Python?
 
@AlexA. Yup.
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ cough bernie cough
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Well damn. Apparently I did, albeit unintentionally.
 
@AlexA. Kinda related and interesting - Castro suggests age 70 max limit
 
1:54 AM
@AlexA. I'm not really a big fan of political arguments on the internet, but I'm not going to vote for Bernie.
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I might at some point. I don't feel like starting a 6GB+ upload right now though.
 
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I don't consider it an argument, just a discussion, though I won't make you disclose any views you aren't comfortable disclosing. ;)
 
He's clearly going to vote for Seuss.
 
Ham Slammin' 420
 
1:55 AM
I don't like discussions either. I like pretending politics don't exist.
:P
 
Fair enough :P
 
Well that pretty much sums up the youth vote :D
 
>_<
 
I feel so alone as the only <15 person.
>.<
 
1:57 AM
That's what happens when you take candy from strangers.
 
@AlexA. Although I will say, I respect him far more than any other candidates.
 
Anyone voted online yet? Seems like one of few thing still mostly done in person/by mail
 
Can't here.
 
idk that was possible
 
1:59 AM
Maybe someday the entire DMV will be online (except the driving test). No more lines...
 

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