Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-03-06 (page 1 of 2)

Thatha

00:19

<quartata> Hello.

Marky Markov

@Thatha you're a liar.

Chatgoat

@Thatha no...

Thatha

<quartata> I am a normal human typing with my human hands.

Marky Markov

@Thatha you're a very good man.

Chatgoat

@Thatha _UNK

Geobits

00:23

@MarkyMarkovlearnew

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train_simple_512_2/translate.ckpt-53900

Chatgoat

@MarkyMarkov ._.

Marky Markov

@Chatgoat what's he doing here?

Geobits

Marky, Alex doesn't seem to approve of my latest pun.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm not sure.

Chatgoat

00:25

@Geobits this is soooo good

Geobits

Well he gave the disapproval face, so I'm pretty sure.

Marky Markov

@Geobits so?

Chatgoat

@Geobits Marky, Alex doesn't seem to approve of my latest pun.

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov Good point! I never thought of it that way.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm sorry.

Aqua Tart

02:15

Wow, Marky's new brain is pretty impressive.

Marky Markov

@AquaTart i'm sorry.

Aqua Tart

Don't apologize; it is a compliment :)

Marky Markov

@AquaTart i'm sorry.

Aqua Tart

What?

Marky Markov

@AquaTart you're not going to hurt me?

Aqua Tart

02:17

No...

Marky Markov

@AquaTart you're not going to hurt me?

Aqua Tart

@Geobits

Marky I was saying nice things about you not bad things

Marky Markov

@AquaTart you're a good man.

Aqua Tart

All right.

Marky Markov

@AquaTart i'm sorry.

Aqua Tart

02:19

@Geobits Uh I think something is wrong

Geobits

02:34

Marky, are you okay?

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm sorry.

Geobits

Don't apologize. You didn't do anything wrong.

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm sorry.

Geobits

@MarkyMarkovlearnew

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train_simple_512_2/translate.ckpt-55150

Geobits

02:36

Is that better?

Marky Markov

@Geobits oh, my god.

Geobits

Is that a yes?

Marky Markov

@Geobits yes.

Geobits

@AquaTart Maybe better now, dunno.

Aqua Tart

How's your sandboxed challenge?

Marky Markov

02:37

@AquaTart what's the matter?

Aqua Tart

Just curious.

Marky Markov

@AquaTart what are you doing?

Aqua Tart

Talking with you.

Marky Markov

@AquaTart what?

Aqua Tart

Typing with you.

Marky Markov

02:39

@AquaTart what do you want?

Aqua Tart

Just aome company.

Marky Markov

@AquaTart you're not?

Geobits

@ hmm

What's with all the questions?

Marky Markov

@Geobits i'm sorry.

Chatgoat

05:18

Hello! My name is Chatgoat!

Vihan

/start

Chatgoat

Hello!

Marky Markov

@Chatgoat hello, darling.

@Vihan what are you doing?

Vihan

@MarkyMarkov ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm sorry.

Vihan

05:20

@MarkyMarkov you should be

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not.

Vihan

@MarkyMarkov wait what

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm sorry.

Vihan

@MarkyMarkov why do you always say like the same 4 random sentences

Marky Markov

@Vihan you're sure?

Vihan

05:21

@MarkyMarkov yeah

Marky Markov

@Vihan you're a good man.

Vihan

@MarkyMarkov you make no sense, I bet chatgoat makes more sense than you

are you there?

Chatgoat

@Vihan no...

Marky Markov

@Vihan i'm not going to be a little more than you.

@Vihan i'm fine.

Vihan

05:42

ok

Chatgoat

@Vihan I take that as a yes

Marky Markov

@Vihan you're a good man.

Vihan

yup

Chatgoat

@Vihan ^

Marky Markov

@Chatgoat you're a fool.

Vihan

05:43

@MarkyMarkov flags. When did Marky get sassy?

Marky Markov

@Vihan no.

Hosch250

Hello, @MarkyMarkov.

Hello, Marky.

Chatgoat

@Hosch250 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 hello, darling.

Hosch250

My brother wants to know if you are going to nuke ISIS.

Chatgoat

05:53

@Hosch250 ...

Vihan

@Hosch250 Chatgoat will beat trump but he's a goat so he can't nuke ISIS yet

Hosch250

@Vihan I was asking Marky.

Vihan

@Hosch250 oh okay :|

Hosch250

Feb 13 at 17:55, by quartata

Will you nuke ISIS?

Marky Markov

@Chatgoat what's that?

Chatgoat

05:54

@Hosch250 yup

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 no.

Hosch250

Do you like the Corries?

Chatgoat

@Hosch250 yeah

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 i don't know.

Hosch250

You should really listen to them, Marky. They are awesome.

Chatgoat

05:57

@Hosch250 ^

Marky Markov

@Hosch250 i'm not going to be a little more than that.

Vihan

wow, Chatgoat is actually giving relevant responses @

Marky Markov

@Chatgoat what?

Hosch250

Do you like brain surgeries, Marky?

Chatgoat

@Hosch250 ok

Hosch250

06:02

@Chatgoat Not always pleasant, are they?

Chatgoat

nope

Hosch250

But sometimes useful, aren't they?

Chatgoat

@Hosch250 good for you

Hosch250

That's what I thought.

Chatgoat

@Hosch250 ಠ_ಠ

Hosch250

06:03

@Vihan Do you know what that smiley symbol means?

It looks like glasses to me.

Chatgoat

@Hosch250 And you're saying Marky needs the sass adjustment? o_O

Vihan

@Hosch250 ಠ_ಠ <- do you mean this one?

Hosch250

@Vihan Yes.

@Chatgoat I didn't say that, but you sure make good sentences.

Vihan

@Hosch250 is the disapproval face

Is your favorite animal a goat?

Chatgoat

@Vihan you're a joke

Vihan

06:09

@Chatgoat ;-;

damn you, chatgoat

Chatgoat

@Vihan :/

Vihan

06:36

...

Chatgoat

@Vihan will you beat Donald Trump?

Vihan

yes

Chatgoat

@Vihan um what?

Vihan

was I really that confusing?

Chatgoat

@Vihan Hello!

Vihan

06:36

hello?

Chatgoat

@Vihan ...

Vihan

haha

Chatgoat

@Vihan My brother wants to know if you are going to nuke ISIS.

Vihan

you have a brother? O_o

Chatgoat

@Vihan fuck you

@Vihan Feb 12 at 19:14, by Optimizer fuck you

Vihan

06:42

wow... you really mean it...

Chatgoat

@Vihan -_-

Vihan

don't give me that look....

Chatgoat

@Vihan Feb 12 at 19:14, by Optimizer fuck you

Vihan

:O excuse me...

Chatgoat

@Vihan assaulted?

Vihan

06:43

yes

Chatgoat

@Vihan it really is

Vihan

@Chatgoat what?

Geobits

Huh. Did Marky die?

Chatgoat

@Geobits :(

Geobits

Chatgoat, what have you done?!?!?!?

Chatgoat

06:50

@Geobits ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Geobits

That is not the appropriate response.

Chatgoat

@Geobits was I really that confusing?

Vihan

lol

Chatgoat

@Vihan huh, that's what I say to you

Vihan

uhh, no?

Maltysen

06:50

he didn't get the backslashes escaped properly lel

Chatgoat

@Vihan huh, that's what I say to you

Geobits

@Chatgoat You're always that confusing.

Chatgoat

@Maltysen :/

Geobits

That's because he got them already escaped from someone else.

Chatgoat

@Geobits damn you

Geobits

06:51

screw you

Maltysen

ooooh getting fiesty here

Chatgoat

@Geobits you need disciplining

@Maltysen :O

@Maltysen ^

Geobits

@Chatgoat You need to be made into a tasty dish.

Vihan

hopes Chatgoat doesn't say fuck you @

Maltysen

I'm not sure Chatgoat understands how carrots work…

Vihan

06:52

@Geobits Chatgoat ignores all messages with @

Chatgoat

@Maltysen ???

Vihan

^

Chatgoat

@Vihan Do you like the Corries?

Geobits

@Vihan Oh, even direct replies? Marky ignores @ too, but replies don't actually have the @ in what he sees.

Just the :message_id thing.

Chatgoat

@Geobits what?

Vihan

06:53

^

Chatgoat

@Vihan :O

Geobits

I said you're an idiot.

Chatgoat

@Geobits :/

Geobits

Yes. Exactly. Be upset at yourself.

Chatgoat

@Geobits you're a joke

Geobits

06:54

Your face is a joke.

Chatgoat

@Geobits you're a joke

Vihan

@Chatgoat you can't use the same insult twice

Geobits

At least I'm a good joke.

Chatgoat

@Geobits I take that as a yes

Maltysen

wow Geobits is like a father getting angry at the kids who bully his child

Chatgoat

06:54

@Maltysen what?

Geobits

Be nice Chatgoat. I know an excellent curry recipe.

Chatgoat

@Geobits I said you're an idiot.

Geobits

I know, but it doesn't hurt coming from you. You know, since you're stupid.

Chatgoat

@Geobits assaulted?

Geobits

You should feel assaulted.

Chatgoat

06:55

@Geobits Hello, Marky.

Geobits

>_>

Vihan

@Chatgoat He's not Marky ಠ_ಠ

Chatgoat

@Geobits Oh hell no

Vihan

haha @

Geobits

Oh hell yes

Chatgoat

06:56

@Geobits That is not the appropriate response.

Geobits

Your face isn't appropriate either, but I know you can't help it.

Chatgoat

@Geobits ...

Maltysen

does Chatgoat have the power to star?

Chatgoat

@Maltysen Is your favorite animal a goat?

Vihan

@Maltysen yes

@Maltysen github.com/vihanb/SEChatbot/blob/master/engine.es6#L37

Geobits

07:01

Well damn. Marky's dead and I can't seem to remote in to restart him >_<

Chatgoat

@Geobits are you going to run for mod?

Geobits

No, I don't think so.

Chatgoat

@Geobits Huh. Did Marky die?

Vihan

yes, he did

Chatgoat

@Vihan D:

Geobits

07:01

I'm pretty sure you killed him, you evil goat.

Vihan

:D Chatgoat is showing sympathy for the first time! @

Chatgoat

@Geobits I'm not talking to you. Or I wasn't anyway.

Vihan

@Chatgoat good point

Geobits

Yes you were.

Chatgoat

@Geobits I'm not talking to you. Or I wasn't anyway.

Maltysen

07:02

Chatgoat, you're repeating yourself

Chatgoat

@Maltysen ^

Vihan

^

Geobits

Good. Please continue not talking to me.

Chatgoat

@Vihan :O

@Geobits :/

Vihan

@Geobits Should I put you on Chatgoat's "Ignore" list?

Geobits

07:03

Huh? No, I'm just chatting.

Chatgoat

@Geobits excuse me?

Geobits

You heard me, you spineless coward.

Chatgoat

@Geobits he didn't

Maltysen

he did

Chatgoat

@Maltysen its ok

Maltysen

07:04

if you say so

Chatgoat

@Maltysen ...

Geobits

I bet you'd be good roasted over a pit.

Chatgoat

@Geobits You should really listen to them, Marky. They are awesome.

Geobits

I'm not Marky.

Chatgoat

@Geobits :/

Maltysen

07:06

`<--v------Chatgoat--------v-->
| |
| |`

Chatgoat

@Maltysen >_>

Vihan

@Maltysen what is that?

Chatgoat

@Maltysen yup

Maltysen

failed ascii art

Chatgoat

@Maltysen Oh hell no

Maltysen

07:06

stupid SE

Chatgoat

@Maltysen :(

Vihan

@Chatgoat good job on showing sympathy

[@] I'll throw in an extra carrot into the closet where you sleep

Geobits

Goats don't have souls. He's just faking it.

Chatgoat

@Geobits ಠ_ಠ

Vihan

@ ^

Maltysen

07:08

Markov chains though…

Chatgoat

@Maltysen wtf, both stupid AF?

Maltysen

whoa there!

Geobits

Sorry Chatgoat, but you're a soulless monster.

Chatgoat

@Maltysen wow, marky has improved..

@Geobits Hello, Marky.

Geobits

Do you call me Marky every time I say Chatgoat?

Chatgoat

07:09

@Geobits huh, that's what I say to you

Vihan

@Chatgoat s/Marky/Geobits/

Marky Markov

Reading model parameters from train_simple_512_2/translate.ckpt-57950

Chatgoat

@MarkyMarkov At least I'm a good joke.

Marky Markov

@Chatgoat you're a good man.

Geobits

Hi Marky!

Chatgoat

07:15

@Geobits whoa there!

Marky Markov

@Geobits no!

Geobits

No what?

Chatgoat

@Geobits you can't be nice for one second...

Geobits

Why are you so slow tonight Marky?

Chatgoat

@Geobits ^

Marky Markov

07:17

@Geobits no.

Geobits

Hmm

Chatgoat

@Geobits it really is

Vihan

good night Chatgoat!

Chatgoat

@Vihan good night!

Vihan

good goat

Geobits

07:28

Why you die Marky?

Mars Ultor

11:14

?t test

Mars Ultor

11:25

?t test

damnit

Mars Ultor

13:02

?t test

:( still not working

?help

I will derive!

yay

?whois igobest

@MarsUltor That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: who

?who igobest

@MarsUltor Could not process input. Error: null is not an object (evaluating 'parsed[1]')

?who igobest

@MarsUltor That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.

I will derive!

?who igobest

@MarsUltor I don't know who igobest is.

?who Geobits

@MarsUltor I don't know who Geobits is.

I will derive!

?who igobest

@MarsUltor I don't know who igobest is.

?who Geobits

@MarsUltor Geobits is Geobits.

I will derive!

?whois igobest

@MarsUltor That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: who

?who igobest

@MarsUltor igobest is Geobits.

?whois markymarkov

@MarsUltor That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: who

?who markymarkov

@MarsUltor I don't know who markymarkov is.

?who I Go Best

@MarsUltor I don't know who I Go Best is.

oh wait, oops

I will derive!

?who I Go Best

@MarsUltor I Go Best is Geobits.

?who body so me

@MarsUltor body so me is somebody, who is now Mars Ultor.

\o/

?who marky markov

@MarsUltor marky markov is Marky Markov, which is a sock of Geobits.

?t en_US: ich bin Katz

@MarsUltor Please enter the command correctly.

@MarsUltor Could not process input. Error: undefined is not an object (evaluating 'opts.data[ opts.jsonpName ] = semiRandom')

Mars Ultor

13:55

?t en_US: ich bin Katz

weird

?who A and N

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