@eimyr I couldn't possibly choose.

"Because of The Reason" is up there, though.

> The universe is not only sillier than we know; it is sillier than we can know. - Carl Fishman

wizards broke all of the direct logons for DDI

you have to log in from the WOTC main page or it doesn't work at all

yay wizards

[golf claps furiously]

@eimyr Then, of course, there's the best line to add to the end of a fortune cookie phrase.

> ...with this fully armed and operational battle station!

That is quite appropriate.

I would add it to every inspirational quote.

Seize the day!

@eimyr "Don't s*** where you live. Or is it eat...? [aside] Live? Eat? Ah, anyway."

Don't eat where you live?

That's a millennial perspective, @nitsua60

"No eating while handling food." [sign in back-or-restaurant]

In all seriousness, though: "patience without hesitation."

> These facts are all true to the best of our knowledge, however since I am surrounded by weirdos, I take no personal responsibility. -Sam the American Eagle, about "The Muppet Show" season 1 DVD extras.

Mine is “Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.” - Aristophanes

Anyone (including @KorvinStarmast, whose old Psionics answer I was just reading) know if there's truth to the notion that Psionics were first added to D&D because mind flayers/intellect devourers were just too darn powerful? Are there any articles or interviews about it?

Mine used to be something from a manga, which will come as a shock to no one. :P But lately, I've been fond of some of Camus's. The one I like the best is not exactly inspirational, but: "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal."

@BESW This imgur post gives us a new medal/badge/thing to use.

where appropriate.

@doppelgreener I'm hoping that'll be my ticket into the pearly gates, personally.... (Only chance, really.)