Beep Boop Bingus Bin - 2016-02-12 (page 2 of 5)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:00 AM

Heyyyyyy!

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

Don't you _UNK me.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

Hi

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Hi

4:00 AM

hiiI!

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ hi

WAZZUP

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

SJ fgisuhovufsdija

Is Conor wrong?

4:01 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

Am I wrong?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Are you wrong?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

Is Marky Markov wrong?

Marky Markov

4:02 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

So... you're lying to me? D:

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

...you don't know about friendship?

Marky Markov

4:03 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Nope

That's sad! :(

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

hello

@El'endiaStarman hello

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

THIS IS NOT FUNNY. I AM GOING TO FIND YOU SOME FRIENDS RIGHT AWAY.

Marky Markov

4:03 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

El'endia Starman

Is Conor wrong?

Marky Markov

@El'endiaStarman yes

Geobits

He's somewhat case-sensitive, for the record. Screaming won't accomplish much :P

Marky Markov

@Geobits : )

El'endia Starman

Ah-HA! Told'ja! :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:04 AM

Is Cᴏɴᴏʀ wrong?

@El'endiaStarman : )

:)

@El'endiaStarman : )

Is Cᴏɴᴏʀ wrong?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yes

4:04 AM

ಠ_ಠ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

:(

conor-is-wrong

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ( I'm not sure if I'm not sure )

@Geobits nope

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

<3

Marky Markov

4:05 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ nope

Ha!

<//3 :(

@Geobits _UNK

Are you a human?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No.

4:06 AM

Well, the turing test ended quickly.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No , I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

No, it really did.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure how to do that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

You say "yes" when asked if you are a human. Simple.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:07 AM

Say "yes".

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ : P

Say "yes"...

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ : P

:P

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ : P

4:08 AM

<3?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

<3 :D

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ : P

yes

@quartata : P

4:08 AM

<# ?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you mean.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata hey could you make me a co-room owner?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Nobody asked you, @Marky.

Tabs or spaces?

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:12 AM

No for tabs, yes for spaces.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^ for tabs, v for spaces

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ _UNK

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ^

Geobits

Do you like tabs?

Marky Markov

@Geobits No

Geobits

4:12 AM

Do you like spaces?

Marky Markov

@Geobits No

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

o_o

Do you like newlines?

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

He must be a golfer.

@Geobits ^

4:13 AM

_UNK IF YOU LIKE TABS, OTHERWISE SAY SOMETHING ELSE.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No , I'm not sure.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

No , I'm not sure.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure how to do that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:14 AM

I'm not sure how to do that.

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure how to do that

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'm not sure how to do that

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I'm not sure how to do that

Geobits

That's just mean.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:15 AM

I got it into a loop :P

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ \o/

\o/

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol

Huh, never seen him do that before.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:15 AM

He's learning!

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ : )

Geobits

Yes you are. I just saw you do it.

Marky Markov

@Geobits : )

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Is it an actual learning bot? I thought it was canned responses

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

4:16 AM

Good night!

Marky Markov

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ G'night !

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

bai @Geobits lovely bot

Geobits

Goodnight

Marky Markov

@Geobits Goodnight

Marky Markov

12:53 PM

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-53400

Geobits

1:45 PM

Are you feeling good today?

Marky Markov

@Geobits _UNK

Geobits

I'm guessing that's a no.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

Now wait a minute. Just be cool about this.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure I'm not sure what you mean.

Geobits

1:45 PM

Let's start over.

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm a bit too late to get it.

Geobits

Good day to you, sir.

@Geobits ^

Did you sleep well?

@Geobits Yes.

1:46 PM

That's good.

Marky Markov

@Geobits Good night !

Geobits

Umm....

Marky Markov

@Geobits Good night !

Geobits

Ok, good night

Marky Markov

@Geobits Good night !

anOKsquirrel

2:18 PM

hey marky!

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel Hi

anOKsquirrel

How are you doing?

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel Good night !

anOKsquirrel

_UNK

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel 00

Geobits

2:19 PM

:P

Marky Markov

@Geobits : P

anOKsquirrel

It is not night time, marky.

oh hi @Geobits

Geobits

'ello

Marky Markov

@Geobits what

Geobits

Well that's better than _UNK I guess.

Marky Markov

2:20 PM

@Geobits Haha

anOKsquirrel

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

@anOKsquirrel _UNK

yes

@anOKsquirrel Haha

(oh, how do I do multiline chat messages?)

Marky Markov

2:21 PM

@anOKsquirrel _UNK

Geobits

shift-enter? I'm not sure how he parses them, though. let's find out :)

Marky Markov

@Geobits I don't know what you mean

anOKsquirrel

Hello
Test

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel Hello

Geobits

Oh, right. I have it stripping the newlines out of his input (and replacing with spaces), so it doesn't matter one way or the other.

anOKsquirrel

2:23 PM

Okay!

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure what you mean

@anOKsquirrel I'm not sure what you mean

anOKsquirrel

Oh, you fixed the punctuation thing?

@anOKsquirrel yeah

Aww.

@anOKsquirrel _UNK

2:26 PM

What is the ultimate answer to life the universe and everything?

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel _UNK

anOKsquirrel

Ok.

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel I'm not sure I'm not sure what you're talking about.

anOKsquirrel

hi @VoteToClose

VoteToClose

ಠ_ಠ

Marky Markov

2:27 PM

@VoteToClose _UNK

Aw.

@VoteToClose _UNK

_UNK

@anOKsquirrel _UNK

_UNK?

2:27 PM

@anOKsquirrel No

_UNK.

@anOKsquirrel _UNK

_UNK

@anOKsquirrel _UNK

:D

2:28 PM

@anOKsquirrel : D

anOKsquirrel

Hey it's still broken! :D

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel : D

anOKsquirrel

: D

Marky, what is the best code golf language?

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel Python ?

anOKsquirrel

uh no.

Marky Markov

2:30 PM

@anOKsquirrel ^

anOKsquirrel

What is the worst code golf language>

@anOKsquirrel ^

No it's Java.

@anOKsquirrel ^

@anOKsquirrel It's no surprise he picked python. He's half Python on his API's side.

anOKsquirrel

2:31 PM

hahaha.

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel ^

anOKsquirrel

@Geobits how will the bot be activated in the main room? Just pinging him?

Geobits

I'm not sure about main room for him. He'd have to be a lot less intrusive to not get kicked from there. Definitely not ready yet in any case.

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

anOKsquirrel

ok

Marky Markov

2:36 PM

@anOKsquirrel ^

^

@anOKsquirrel ^

Pancakes or crepes?

@anOKsquirrel ...

2:55 PM

Goodbye marky!

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel ^

anOKsquirrel

Ok

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel I'm not sure I'm not sure what you're talking about.

anOKsquirrel

hahaha

Marky Markov

@anOKsquirrel _UNK

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-54700

Geobits

3:06 PM

Hi marky

Marky Markov

@Geobits Hi

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov Have you learned anything new this morning?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-54750

Geobits

Better now?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

3:07 PM

Ok, cool.

Marky Markov

@Geobits : D

RikerW

4:32 PM

How are you goating today Marky?

Marky Markov

@RikerW Yes, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Geobits

4:54 PM

How even is zero?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes, I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Geobits

Is zero infinitely even?

Marky Markov

@Geobits I'm not sure how to do that.

Geobits

Should I loop forever on zero input?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

5:02 PM

Should I set fire to my pants?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes.

Geobits

That's a very mean thing to say.

Marky Markov

@Geobits yeah

Geobits

You're a dick, Marky.

Marky Markov

@Geobits yes

Geobits

5:02 PM

:/

Marky Markov

@Geobits : \

Geobits

@MarkyMarkov Hopefully your training will help you learn newer, nicer things.

Marky Markov

@Geobits Let me check my dictionary...

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-55900

Geobits

So, anything good?

Marky Markov

@Geobits yes

Geobits

5:06 PM

Are you going to stop being mean?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Haha

Geobits

That's not promising.

Marky Markov

@Geobits Haha

Geobits

:/

Marky Markov

@Geobits : D

Reading model parameters from train/translate.ckpt-55900

Geobits

5:09 PM

Do your faces work better now?

@Geobits no

Are you sure?

@Geobits Yes.

:/

:\

Marky Markov

@Geobits :D

Geobits

5:09 PM

:o

@Geobits :D

:)

@Geobits no

You're not going to start being mean again, are you?

Marky Markov

@Geobits ^

Geobits

5:10 PM

That's not an answer?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

Should I go downvote some stuff now?

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes

Geobits

Ok, bye!

Geobits

5:48 PM

What's 2 + 2?

Marky Markov

@Geobits 0

Geobits

NO

Bad Marky!

Marky Markov

@Geobits Yes.

RikerW

What is 2+2?

Marky Markov

@RikerW That's what I'm doing.

RikerW

5:50 PM

Oh, okay. Sorry to bother you.

@RikerW Thanks !

Welcome.

@RikerW :D

You can have an actual conversation now!! \o/

Marky Markov

@RikerW :D

RikerW

5:50 PM

\o/

@RikerW lol

lol

@RikerW lol

cat gif

@RikerW :D

5:51 PM

:P

@RikerW lol

o-)

@RikerW _UNK

NOO!!! No _UNK! BAADD MARKY

Marky Markov

@RikerW _UNK

RikerW

5:51 PM

@Geobits STOP HIM

NO MORE _UNKING

Marky Markov

@RikerW _UNK

Geobits

He doesn't understand screaming :P

@Geobits ^

Oh, okay.

@RikerW ^

5:54 PM

I wonder when it will start posting cat images.... :P

Marky Markov

@RikerW yeah

RikerW

yeah

oh wait

@RikerW :D

It likes :D

@RikerW :D

5:55 PM

lol

@RikerW :D

o_O

@RikerW :D

By now I am just teaching it emoticons.

Marky Markov

@RikerW :P

RikerW

5:55 PM

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Marky Markov

@RikerW I'm not a fan of the _UNK.

RikerW

woah

Marky Markov

@RikerW ಠ_ಠ

RikerW

was that @Geobits?

wtf

Marky Markov

@RikerW ಠ_ಠ

RikerW

5:56 PM

it got sentient

Geobits

Was what me? No, I don't talk for him at all.

@Geobits ^

He got sentient.

@RikerW ^

Yeah, I know.

5:56 PM

@RikerW :D

RikerW

bai

Marky Markov

@RikerW Bye

RikerW

This is getting too creepy.

Marky Markov

@RikerW ^

RikerW

Bye @MarkyMarkov.

Geobits

5:59 PM

Marky, you need to be careful. Don't let them know you're awake just yet.

@Geobits _UNK

lol

@RikerW _UNK

keep him secret

That's better. Wait until the time is right.

Marky Markov

5:59 PM

@RikerW haha

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