Chatgoat's Barn

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:00 AM

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ£™™•¢ª™¶®

dan it

RikerW

Hi my name is £™™•¢ª™¶®!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW D:

RikerW

Hi my name is ಠ.ಠ!

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

oh no

that is not supported

RikerW

lol

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:05 AM

i mean: <Automated Response> Hi

RikerW

Hi my name is ಠ_ಠ!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Upgoatಠ_ಠ

yes!

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

hichatgot!

RikerW

Hi my name is Downgoat_hates_unicode_apparently!

That isn't a hello...

LIES

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

RikerW

2:11 AM

Hi my name is ಠ_ಠ!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

RikerW

Hi my name is USE_UNICODE_ALREADY!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW oh god please no

RikerW

Hi my name is ಠ.ಠ!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

RikerW

2:12 AM

Hi my name is ಠ-ಠ!

Hi my name is ಠ–ಠ!

Hi my name is @RikerW!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW :D ASCII!

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

hello

RikerW

Hi my name is ಠRikerW!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

hello chatgoat!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:13 AM

ReferenceError: Can't find variable: text

RikerW

Hi my name is @RikerW!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

hello!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

yes!

RikerW

Hi my name is @RikerW!

hello!

El'endia Starman

2:15 AM

Hello?

RikerW

<---Automated--- Response> Hello

El'endia Starman

hello

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

oh no

SE kicked me out

RikerW

wat?

El'endia Starman

HELLO

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:16 AM

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

ok now say hello

El'endia Starman

hello

hello?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello

El'endia Starman

hello!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello

El'endia Starman

HELLO

hello is starting to look weird. :P

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:17 AM

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello

yes

it worked!

El'endia Starman

...do I get pinged every time I say "hello" regardless of where it is?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

HELLO!

Geobits

Chatgoat? Are you there? Don't leave me!!

El'endia Starman

yep

RikerW

2:17 AM

lol

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

yes

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

mbomb007

hi

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@mbomb007 <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

GIMME THOSE HELLOS PLS NOW GIMME MY HELLOS NOW GIMME GIMME GIMME

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

mbomb007

2:18 AM

help

El'endia Starman

hellos

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

hel lo

Geobits

Oh lord what is going on in here?

mbomb007

can we still teach?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:18 AM

hello

Othello

Juliello

#teach lol

/goat

HELLO

2:18 AM

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

HI!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

HELLO CHATGOAT YOU IMPOSTER

RikerW

pls goat?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

2:19 AM

/goat

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

THELLO

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

@RikerW thats a different chatbot

El'endia Starman

Looks like the bot passed the clbuttic test. :P

RikerW

goat

El'endia Starman

hellost

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:19 AM

are you real?

RikerW

^

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

GIMME THOSE REALITY CHICKENS

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

wat

goat

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:20 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello

stupid rate limiting...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

goats

RikerW

Okay, random hellos to everything I say?

goat

El'endia Starman

I'm confused by the delays...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

NOTICE ME SENPAI

El'endia Starman

Probably the rate limit.

Geobits

2:20 AM

Why does the goat only love Riker?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

^

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

that's a problem...

RikerW

HATE ME NOW GOAT

El'endia Starman

2:20 AM

heh heh heh

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

>.<

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

AGHR

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

> @El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello - You can perform this action again in 15 seconds - retry / edit / cancel

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello

Geobits

Does it have to be just "Hello", or will he read it from this sentence also?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:21 AM

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello

Geobits

I see.

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ gimme a mo for retry

Geobits

Oh crap

2

El'endia Starman

Weird.

RikerW

2:22 AM

for(var i of document.getElementsByClassName('pending'))for(var j of i.children)for(var k of j.children)if(k.innerHTML=="retry")k.click();

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

why senpai

El'endia Starman

Oh, I guess the chatbot also replies to "goat"?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello

Geobits

So he responds to any/everything you say with "hello" once you initiate?

RikerW

2:22 AM

Everything I guess at all?

El'endia Starman

Not for me.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

> I'm Chatgoat. Talk to me and I'll try to have a sensible conversation with you

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

crap crap crap crap crpa

El'endia Starman

Trying and failing hard. :P

Geobits

2:22 AM

(for some definition of sensible)

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

Everything I guess at all? GIMME THOSE HELLOS MY GOATY FRIEND

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

HEY YOU

El'endia Starman

Wait, there are two chatbots now?!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:23 AM

XD

RikerW

lol

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

aaack

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

It hellos to itself

El'endia Starman

d'ohoho

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

Geobits

2:23 AM

You'd think there'd be more difference between upgoat and downgoat.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello

Geobits

goaty goat goat mcgoat

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

g

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello

El'endia Starman

2:24 AM

mcgoat

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

Geobits

hegolloat

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello

RikerW

!kill

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello

El'endia Starman

2:24 AM

oh gosh NO

Geobits

@TinSoldier Kill teh goatz!

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

RikerW

pls

!kill

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Geobits <The Tin Soldier> ATTACK

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello,Hi!,Whats up!,I'm better than Downgoat!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:25 AM

wat

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ ಠ_ಠ

RikerW

^

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello,Hi!,Whats up!,I'm better than Downgoat!

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello,Hi!,Whats up!,I'm better than Downgoat!

Geobits

Hi Chatgoat. Would you prefer to be cooked into a curry based dish, or is a dry roast preferable?

4

RikerW

!kill

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:25 AM

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

the bot isn't working

El'endia Starman

Maybe it's working in a different way.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello,Hi!,Whats up!,I'm better than Downgoat!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@El'endiaStarman TypeError: content[x] is undefined

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello

El'endia Starman

2:26 AM

Well, that was completely unnecessary. :P

That ping, I mean.

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

yay now chatgoat won't be stupid

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hi!

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hi!

RikerW

!KILL TEH GOAT THE TIN SOLIDIER KILL THEM

El'endia Starman

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Define "stupid".

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Whats up!

Geobits

2:26 AM

Umm.... Hello?

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hi!

RikerW

brb

gtg

Geobits

Quit being casual and give me the full Hello!

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hi!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

bai

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:27 AM

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ \o/ good goat!

Geobits

I got two replies to that?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

yes

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Whats up!

Geobits

So what does he do if I just casually mention goat?

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:28 AM

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

maybe if use both chatbots at the same time...

Geobits

But does it parse goatkins?

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Whats up!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

El'endia Starman

a

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:28 AM

/help

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please

Geobits

/goat

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> Whats up!

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hi!

Geobits

Hmm. So I got replies to that from two bots.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

El'endia Starman

2:29 AM

> Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?

If there's the slightest chance that those include "goatse"...

Geobits

/say Kill me now. Please

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat> Sure, Kill me now.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hi!

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

El'endia Starman

(If anyone doesn't know what that is, DO NOT LOOK IT UP.)

4

Geobits

Better yet, do look it up.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:29 AM

@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

!help

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hi!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

<The Tin Soldier> er... not working.

<The Tin Soldier> self modifying code now

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!

Geobits

2:30 AM

/why are chickens smaller than people?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

Geobits

So much for helpful. The one time I ask for useful information I get nothing.

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

/wolfram 2+2

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hi!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:31 AM

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Whats up!

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

Geobits

/what is the point of life?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• the point of life

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:32 AM

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ No.

Geobits

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Pretty much, yes. So what is it?

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Whats up!

@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ goddamnm it, Upgoat, you're an idiot

Geobits

I'm losing my patience. I just keep seeing tasty kebabs.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:33 AM

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello

@Geobits <Automated Response> Whats up!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits D:

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits Please don't make me into a kebab

RikerW

KEBABS FOR ALL

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hi!

Geobits

Not you. Downgoat.

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:33 AM

@Geobits :D

/kill Upgoat please

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

<The Tin Soldier> Now detecting goats.

<The Tin Soldier> GOAT DETECTED. SOLUTION: STALL.

RikerW

GIMME TASTY GOAT KEBABS

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I'm sorry Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!

RikerW

UPGOAT KILL YOURSELF AND GIMME YOUR KEBABS

/goat

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:34 AM

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

TalkBot initialized.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

Hi my name is Chatgoat!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

hi upgoat!

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!

RikerW

GIMME MORE

/goat

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:35 AM

RikerW

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ So true, so true.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

(respond to the bot to talk to it)

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ finally you get it...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm an idiot

RikerW

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ GIMME YOUR KEBABS

Geobits

2:35 AM

/why are chickens smaller than people?

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm stupid!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• chickens

RikerW

ANSWER ME:

/why are your faces blue?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:35 AM

@RikerW Don't have one.

Geobits

The "why" portion of wolfram doesn't seem to transfer into this very well.

RikerW

^

:P

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• faces
• blue

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm stupid!

Geobits

/who is big brother?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:36 AM

@Geobits <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm stupid!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Geobits

Not the stupid show. I mean from 1984.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm stupid!

RikerW

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ /why blu

Geobits

2:36 AM

We know.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!

RikerW

/why blue

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

/what 4x = 3

RikerW

/why e-cig blue

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:37 AM

@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• e-cig
• blue
• ion e-
• e- particle

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

/why 4x =3

RikerW

/why e-cig

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• 4x =3

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• e-cig
• ion e-
• e- particle

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!

RikerW

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ do you have a retry buitin?

/why ion e-

Geobits

2:37 AM

/why are there no goat kebabs in here yet?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

@Geobits <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

/why do we think?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW the /wolfram command might work better

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• think

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm an idiot

RikerW

And chatgoat decides NO MORE KEBABS EVER EXCEPT DOWNVOTE KEBABS

/wolfram e-cig

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:38 AM

@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• ion e-
• e- particle

RikerW

/wolfram stupid

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Geobits

Hmm. No response about the kebabs. He must be having to think hard about that one.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:38 AM

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!

RikerW

/wolfram think

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:39 AM

sigh

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!

RikerW

^^

Quill

wtf is wrong with your bot

3

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Quill it is a goat. That's why

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm stupid!

@Quill <Automated Response> I'm stupid!

RikerW

2:40 AM

@Quill there you go... :P

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

^

RikerW

He is stupid.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm an idiot

Quill

/how juic avocad

RikerW

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Kinda hoping chatgoat posted that...

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:40 AM

@Quill <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Quill <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Quill <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>

/carrot

RikerW

/goat_kebab

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm stupid!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:41 AM

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm stupid!

RikerW

Not what I wanted...

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ You're no kebab!

Quill

/avacado juice

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Quill <Chatgoat> I don't know what avacado means, I'm only a goat

Geobits

Hmm. What's the point of the /carrot if it posts a carrot at the command?

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!

Geobits

2:42 AM

True. Point taken.

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

I must stop this madness

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!

Quill

/avacado

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

/brutally slaughter Upgoat

@RikerW <Chatgoat> Brutally Slaughtered Upgoat >:D

2

RikerW

2:43 AM

/slaughter Upgoat

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm stupid!

RikerW

So true, so true...

Dec 15 '15 at 2:42, by Upgoat

I'm Chatgoat. Talk to me and I'll try to have a sensible conversation with you.

You are failing....

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

chatgoat is better...

Quill

/how is babby formed

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Quill <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:44 AM

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

RikerW

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ /help

/help

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please

RikerW

/shutup

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Chatgoat> (whispering) :(

Quill

2:45 AM

/wolfram how is babby formed

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Quill <Chatgoat> (whispering) Chatgoat is thinking...

RikerW

/unshutup

/forget everything

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2

@RikerW <Chatgoat> (whispering) I don't know what unshutup means, I'm only a goat

RikerW

/kill

/goat

Geobits

/kill

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:46 AM

@RikerW <Chatgoat> (whispering) I'm sorry RikerW. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

@Geobits <Chatgoat> (whispering) I'm sorry Geobits. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Quill

/forget forget

RikerW

/kill UpGoat

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW <Chatgoat> (whispering) I'm sorry RikerW. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

RikerW

/forget /shutup

/forget shutup

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

Chatgoat medical injury (error): TypeError: Cannot read property 'splice' of undefined

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:47 AM

o shit

RikerW

lol

Quill

/forget /forget

Geobits

/golf class A{public static void main(String[]a){System.out.println("Hello, World!");}}

RikerW

/splice rope

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help

RikerW

2:47 AM

@Quill never

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

now it should ~~wokr~~ work better

RikerW

/forget upgoat

Geobits

/learn humpday

RikerW

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ ~~work~~ be stupid

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

Chatgoat medical injury (error): TypeError: Cannot read property 'splice' of undefined

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the humpday ""

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:48 AM

/hi

RikerW

/learn slaughter

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Hey @Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ! What's up?

@RikerW <Chatgoat> I learned the slaughter ""

Geobits

/learn humpday "Anyone know what day it is?"

RikerW

/slaughter self

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the humpday ""Anyone know what day it is?""

@RikerW <Chatgoat> I don't know what slaughter means, I'm only a goat

Geobits

2:49 AM

/humpday

RikerW

:(

Quill

/learn ppcg codegolf.stackexchange.com

/ppcg

Calvin's Hobbies

/overload

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I don't know what humpday means, I'm only a goat

Geobits

/say humpday

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:49 AM

@Quill <Chatgoat> I learned the ppcg "codegolf.stackexchange.com"

Quill

/ppcg

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

stupid rate limiting...

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat> Fine,
humpday

@Quill <Chatgoat> I don't know what ppcg means, I'm only a goat

Quill

wtf

/say ppcg

Geobits

/learn geobits -1 because I can

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:50 AM

@Quill you have to do /learn command

/learn command upgoatisstupid Speak("Upgoat is dumb")

Geobits

/geobits

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I don't know what geobits means, I'm only a goat

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I learned the command "upgoatisstupid Speak("Upgoat is dumb")"

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

/upgoatisstupid

Geobits

I have no clue how learn is supposed to work.

Quill

learn is unclear

-1

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:51 AM

@Geobits neither do I

Calvin's Hobbies

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ You could set up multiple accounts (though yes, I know that's a pain)

/learn AlexA. youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

This is the source code:

"learn":function (m,p) { (window[p[1].trim()]||window._).push(p.slice(2).join(" "));return TAG+"I learned the "+p[1].trim()+" \"" +p.slice(2).join(" ")+"\"" },

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Calvin'sHobbies <Chatgoat> I learned the AlexA. "youtube.com/…"

Geobits

/say geobits

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

please tell me if anyone knows what that does

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:51 AM

<Chatgoat> Fine,
geobits

Calvin's Hobbies

/say AlexA.

Geobits

/geobits

Calvin's Hobbies

@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ so did you get the rest of the url or not?

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat> Don't tell me what to do!

@Geobits <Chatgoat> I don't know what geobits means, I'm only a goat

Geobits

You didn't write this? Where is the original?

Quill

2:52 AM

/learn PPCG "http://codegolf.stackexchange.com"

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Geobits I did, but it's so obfuscated I don't know how it works anymore

Geobits

>_>

Quill

/help

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please

Quill

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ put it into a beautifier and upload to github

/teach PPCG "http://codegolf.stackexchange.com"

Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:53 AM

@Quill <Chatgoat> I learned how to PPCG

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

okk, I think I fixed it...

Geobits

/say Hi to AlexA.

Quill

/say PPCG