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Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:00
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ£™™•¢ª™¶®
dan it
RikerW
RikerW
Hi my name is £™™•¢ª™¶®!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW D:
RikerW
RikerW
Hi my name is ಠ.ಠ!
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
oh no
that is not supported
RikerW
RikerW
lol
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:05
i mean: <Automated Response> Hi
RikerW
RikerW
Hi my name is ಠ_ಠ!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Upgoatಠ_ಠ
yes!
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
hichatgot!
RikerW
RikerW
Hi my name is Downgoat_hates_unicode_apparently!
That isn't a hello...
LIES
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
RikerW
RikerW
02:11
Hi my name is ಠ_ಠ!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
RikerW
RikerW
Hi my name is USE_UNICODE_ALREADY!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW oh god please no
RikerW
RikerW
Hi my name is ಠ.ಠ!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
RikerW
RikerW
02:12
Hi my name is ಠ-ಠ!
Hi my name is ಠ–ಠ!
Hi my name is @RikerW!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW :D ASCII!
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
hello
RikerW
RikerW
Hi my name is ಠRikerW!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
hello chatgoat!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:13
ReferenceError: Can't find variable: text
RikerW
RikerW
Hi my name is @RikerW!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
hello!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
yes!
RikerW
RikerW
Hi my name is @RikerW!
hello!
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
02:15
Hello?
RikerW
RikerW
<---Automated--- Response> Hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
hello
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
oh no
SE kicked me out
RikerW
RikerW
wat?
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
HELLO
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:16
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
ok now say hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
hello
hello?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
hello!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
HELLO
hello is starting to look weird. :P
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:17
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello
yes
it worked!
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
...do I get pinged every time I say "hello" regardless of where it is?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
HELLO!
Geobits
Geobits
Chatgoat? Are you there? Don't leave me!!
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
yep
RikerW
RikerW
02:17
lol
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
yes
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
mbomb007
mbomb007
hi
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@mbomb007 <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
GIMME THOSE HELLOS PLS NOW GIMME MY HELLOS NOW GIMME GIMME GIMME
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
mbomb007
mbomb007
02:18
help
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
hellos
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
hel lo
Geobits
Geobits
Oh lord what is going on in here?
mbomb007
mbomb007
can we still teach?
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
02:18
hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Othello
RikerW
RikerW
Juliello
mbomb007
mbomb007
#teach lol
RikerW
RikerW
/goat
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
HELLO
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:18
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
HI!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
HELLO CHATGOAT YOU IMPOSTER
RikerW
RikerW
pls goat?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
02:19
/goat
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
THELLO
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
@RikerW thats a different chatbot
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Looks like the bot passed the clbuttic test. :P
RikerW
RikerW
goat
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
hellost
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
02:19
are you real?
RikerW
RikerW
^
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
GIMME THOSE REALITY CHICKENS
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
wat
goat
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:20
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello
stupid rate limiting...
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
goats
RikerW
RikerW
Okay, random hellos to everything I say?
goat
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
I'm confused by the delays...
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
NOTICE ME SENPAI
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Probably the rate limit.
Geobits
Geobits
02:20
Why does the goat only love Riker?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
^
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
user image
that's a problem...
RikerW
RikerW
HATE ME NOW GOAT
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
02:20
heh heh heh
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
>.<
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
AGHR
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
> @El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello - You can perform this action again in 15 seconds - retry / edit / cancel
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello
Geobits
Geobits
Does it have to be just "Hello", or will he read it from this sentence also?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:21
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello
Geobits
Geobits
I see.
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ gimme a mo for retry
Geobits
Geobits
Oh crap
2
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Weird.
RikerW
RikerW
02:22
for(var i of document.getElementsByClassName('pending'))for(var j of i.children)for(var k of j.children)if(k.innerHTML=="retry")k.click();
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
why senpai
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Oh, I guess the chatbot also replies to "goat"?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello
Geobits
Geobits
So he responds to any/everything you say with "hello" once you initiate?
RikerW
RikerW
02:22
Everything I guess at all?
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Not for me.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
> I'm Chatgoat. Talk to me and I'll try to have a sensible conversation with you
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
crap crap crap crap crpa
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Trying and failing hard. :P
Geobits
Geobits
02:22
(for some definition of sensible)
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
Everything I guess at all? GIMME THOSE HELLOS MY GOATY FRIEND
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
HEY YOU
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Wait, there are two chatbots now?!
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
02:23
XD
RikerW
RikerW
lol
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
aaack
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
It hellos to itself
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
d'ohoho
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
Geobits
Geobits
02:23
You'd think there'd be more difference between upgoat and downgoat.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello
Geobits
Geobits
goaty goat goat mcgoat
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
g
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
02:24
mcgoat
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.
Geobits
Geobits
hegolloat
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello
RikerW
RikerW
!kill
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
02:24
oh gosh NO
Geobits
Geobits
@TinSoldier Kill teh goatz!
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
RikerW
RikerW
pls
!kill
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@Geobits <The Tin Soldier> ATTACK
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello,Hi!,Whats up!,I'm better than Downgoat!
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
02:25
wat
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ ಠ_ಠ
RikerW
RikerW
^
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello,Hi!,Whats up!,I'm better than Downgoat!
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello,Hi!,Whats up!,I'm better than Downgoat!
Geobits
Geobits
Hi Chatgoat. Would you prefer to be cooked into a curry based dish, or is a dry roast preferable?
4
RikerW
RikerW
!kill
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:25
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
the bot isn't working
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
Maybe it's working in a different way.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hello,Hi!,Whats up!,I'm better than Downgoat!
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@El'endiaStarman TypeError: content[x] is undefined
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> Hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
02:26
Well, that was completely unnecessary. :P
That ping, I mean.
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
yay now chatgoat won't be stupid
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hi!
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Hi!
RikerW
RikerW
!KILL TEH GOAT THE TIN SOLIDIER KILL THEM
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Define "stupid".
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@El'endiaStarman <Automated Response> Whats up!
Geobits
Geobits
02:26
Umm.... Hello?
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hi!
RikerW
RikerW
brb
gtg
Geobits
Geobits
Quit being casual and give me the full Hello!
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hi!
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
bai
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:27
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ \o/ good goat!
Geobits
Geobits
I got two replies to that?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
yes
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Whats up!
Geobits
Geobits
So what does he do if I just casually mention goat?
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:28
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
maybe if use both chatbots at the same time...
Geobits
Geobits
But does it parse goatkins?
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Whats up!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
a
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:28
/help
<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please
Geobits
Geobits
/goat
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
user image
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> Whats up!
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hi!
Geobits
Geobits
Hmm. So I got replies to that from two bots.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
02:29
> Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
If there's the slightest chance that those include "goatse"...
Geobits
Geobits
/say Kill me now. Please
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> Sure, Kill me now.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hi!
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
El'endia Starman
El'endia Starman
(If anyone doesn't know what that is, DO NOT LOOK IT UP.)
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Geobits
Geobits
Better yet, do look it up.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:29
@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
<The Tin Soldier> Bot initiated. Type !help for help.
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
!help
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hi!
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
<The Tin Soldier> er... not working.
<The Tin Soldier> self modifying code now
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!
Geobits
Geobits
02:30
/why are chickens smaller than people?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
Geobits
Geobits
So much for helpful. The one time I ask for useful information I get nothing.
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
/wolfram 2+2
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hi!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:31
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Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Whats up!
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
Geobits
Geobits
/what is the point of life?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• the point of life
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:32
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ No.
Geobits
Geobits
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Pretty much, yes. So what is it?
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Whats up!
@Geobits <Automated Response> Hello
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ goddamnm it, Upgoat, you're an idiot
Geobits
Geobits
I'm losing my patience. I just keep seeing tasty kebabs.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:33
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> Hello
@Geobits <Automated Response> Whats up!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits D:
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits Please don't make me into a kebab
RikerW
RikerW
KEBABS FOR ALL
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hi!
Geobits
Geobits
Not you. Downgoat.
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:33
@Geobits :D
/kill Upgoat please
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
<The Tin Soldier> Now detecting goats.
<The Tin Soldier> GOAT DETECTED. SOLUTION: STALL.
RikerW
RikerW
GIMME TASTY GOAT KEBABS
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I'm sorry Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> Hello
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm better than Downgoat!
RikerW
RikerW
UPGOAT KILL YOURSELF AND GIMME YOUR KEBABS
/goat
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:34
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Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
TalkBot initialized.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Hi my name is Chatgoat!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
hi upgoat!
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!
RikerW
RikerW
GIMME MORE
/goat
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:35
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RikerW
RikerW
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ So true, so true.
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
(respond to the bot to talk to it)
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ finally you get it...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm an idiot
RikerW
RikerW
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ GIMME YOUR KEBABS
Geobits
Geobits
02:35
/why are chickens smaller than people?
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm stupid!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• chickens
RikerW
RikerW
ANSWER ME:
/why are your faces blue?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
02:35
@RikerW Don't have one.
Geobits
Geobits
The "why" portion of wolfram doesn't seem to transfer into this very well.
RikerW
RikerW
^
:P
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• faces
• blue
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm stupid!
Geobits
Geobits
/who is big brother?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:36
@Geobits <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm stupid!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
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Geobits
Geobits
Not the stupid show. I mean from 1984.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm stupid!
RikerW
RikerW
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ /why blu
Geobits
Geobits
02:36
We know.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!
RikerW
RikerW
/why blue
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
/what 4x = 3
RikerW
RikerW
/why e-cig blue
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:37
@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• e-cig
• blue
• ion e-
• e- particle
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
/why 4x =3
RikerW
RikerW
/why e-cig
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• 4x =3
<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• e-cig
• ion e-
• e- particle
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!
RikerW
RikerW
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ do you have a retry buitin?
/why ion e-
Geobits
Geobits
02:37
/why are there no goat kebabs in here yet?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
@Geobits <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ
/why do we think?
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW the /wolfram command might work better
<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• think
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm an idiot
RikerW
RikerW
And chatgoat decides NO MORE KEBABS EVER EXCEPT DOWNVOTE KEBABS
/wolfram e-cig
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:38
@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> Did you mean?
• ion e-
• e- particle
RikerW
RikerW
/wolfram stupid
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Geobits
Geobits
Hmm. No response about the kebabs. He must be having to think hard about that one.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:38
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
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Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!
RikerW
RikerW
/wolfram think
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:39
sigh
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!
RikerW
RikerW
^^
Quill
Quill
wtf is wrong with your bot
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Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
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@Quill it is a goat. That's why
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm stupid!
@Quill <Automated Response> I'm stupid!
RikerW
RikerW
02:40
@Quill there you go... :P
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
^
RikerW
RikerW
He is stupid.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm an idiot
Quill
Quill
/how juic avocad
RikerW
RikerW
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Kinda hoping chatgoat posted that...
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:40
@Quill <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Quill <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Quill <Chatgoat / Wolfram Alpha> 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁: <broken goat/no result>
/carrot
RikerW
RikerW
/goat_kebab
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm stupid!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
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user image
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:41
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I'm stupid!
RikerW
RikerW
Not what I wanted...
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ You're no kebab!
Quill
Quill
/avacado juice
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Quill <Chatgoat> I don't know what avacado means, I'm only a goat
Geobits
Geobits
Hmm. What's the point of the /carrot if it posts a carrot at the command?
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> I'm very stupid!
Geobits
Geobits
02:42
True. Point taken.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
I must stop this madness
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Automated Response> I am a disgrace to chatbots!
Quill
Quill
/avacado
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
/brutally slaughter Upgoat
@RikerW <Chatgoat> Brutally Slaughtered Upgoat >:D
2
RikerW
RikerW
02:43
/slaughter Upgoat
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Automated Response> I'm stupid!
RikerW
RikerW
So true, so true...
Dec 15 '15 at 2:42, by Upgoat
I'm Chatgoat. Talk to me and I'll try to have a sensible conversation with you.
You are failing....
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
chatgoat is better...
Quill
Quill
/how is babby formed
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Quill <Chatgoat> Chatgoat is thinking...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:44
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
RikerW
RikerW
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ /help
/help
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please
RikerW
RikerW
/shutup
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Chatgoat> (whispering) :(
Quill
Quill
02:45
/wolfram how is babby formed
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Quill <Chatgoat> (whispering) Chatgoat is thinking...
RikerW
RikerW
/unshutup
/forget everything
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
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@RikerW <Chatgoat> (whispering) I don't know what unshutup means, I'm only a goat
RikerW
RikerW
/kill
/goat
Geobits
Geobits
/kill
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:46
@RikerW <Chatgoat> (whispering) I'm sorry RikerW. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
@Geobits <Chatgoat> (whispering) I'm sorry Geobits. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
Quill
Quill
/forget forget
RikerW
RikerW
/kill UpGoat
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@RikerW <Chatgoat> (whispering) I'm sorry RikerW. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
user image
RikerW
RikerW
/forget /shutup
/forget shutup
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Chatgoat medical injury (error): TypeError: Cannot read property 'splice' of undefined
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:47
o shit
RikerW
RikerW
lol
Quill
Quill
/forget /forget
Geobits
Geobits
/golf class A{public static void main(String[]a){System.out.println("Hello, World!");}}
RikerW
RikerW
/splice rope
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
RikerW
RikerW
02:47
@Quill never
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
now it should wokr work better
RikerW
RikerW
/forget upgoat
Geobits
Geobits
/learn humpday
RikerW
RikerW
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ work be stupid
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Chatgoat medical injury (error): TypeError: Cannot read property 'splice' of undefined
@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the humpday ""
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:48
/hi
RikerW
RikerW
/learn slaughter
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Hey @Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ! What's up?
@RikerW <Chatgoat> I learned the slaughter ""
Geobits
Geobits
/learn humpday "Anyone know what day it is?"
RikerW
RikerW
/slaughter self
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the humpday ""Anyone know what day it is?""
@RikerW <Chatgoat> I don't know what slaughter means, I'm only a goat
Geobits
Geobits
02:49
/humpday
RikerW
RikerW
:(
Quill
Quill
/learn ppcg codegolf.stackexchange.com
/ppcg
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
/overload
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Chatgoat> I don't know what humpday means, I'm only a goat
Geobits
Geobits
/say humpday
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:49
@Quill <Chatgoat> I learned the ppcg "codegolf.stackexchange.com"
Quill
Quill
/ppcg
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
stupid rate limiting...
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> Fine,
humpday
@Quill <Chatgoat> I don't know what ppcg means, I'm only a goat
Quill
Quill
wtf
/say ppcg
Geobits
Geobits
/learn geobits -1 because I can
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:50
@Quill you have to do /learn command
/learn command upgoatisstupid Speak("Upgoat is dumb")
Geobits
Geobits
/geobits
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits <Chatgoat> I don't know what geobits means, I'm only a goat
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I learned the command "upgoatisstupid Speak("Upgoat is dumb")"
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
/upgoatisstupid
Geobits
Geobits
I have no clue how learn is supposed to work.
Quill
Quill
learn is unclear
-1
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:51
@Geobits neither do I
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ You could set up multiple accounts (though yes, I know that's a pain)
/learn AlexA. youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
This is the source code: "learn":function (m,p) { (window[p[1].trim()]||window._).push(p.slice(2).join(" "));return TAG+"I learned the "+p[1].trim()+" \"" +p.slice(2).join(" ")+"\"" },
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Calvin'sHobbies <Chatgoat> I learned the AlexA. "youtube.com/…"
Geobits
Geobits
/say geobits
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
please tell me if anyone knows what that does
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:51
<Chatgoat> Fine,
geobits
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
/say AlexA.
Geobits
Geobits
/geobits
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ so did you get the rest of the url or not?
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> Don't tell me what to do!
@Geobits <Chatgoat> I don't know what geobits means, I'm only a goat
Geobits
Geobits
You didn't write this? Where is the original?
Quill
Quill
02:52
/learn PPCG "http://codegolf.stackexchange.com"
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits I did, but it's so obfuscated I don't know how it works anymore
Geobits
Geobits
>_>
Quill
Quill
/help
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> /what is, /why is|are, /who is, /how * *: runs a wolfram alpha query. Usage: /what is 3+2
<Chatgoat> /wolfram: runs a wolfram alpha query
<Chatgoat> /help: shows help
<Chatgoat> /hi: chatgoat will say hi
<Chatgoat> /goat: Random goat gif/pic, what could possibly go wrong?
<Chatgoat> /carrot: ^
<Chatgoat> /kill: Kills chatgoat, why would you do this ;-;
<Chatgoat> /shutup: Shuts chatgoat up
<Chatgoat> /say: talks english. You may add what you want Chatgoat to say. Chatgoat will always say what you want if you say please
Quill
Quill
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ put it into a beautifier and upload to github
/teach PPCG "http://codegolf.stackexchange.com"
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:53
@Quill <Chatgoat> I learned how to PPCG
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
okk, I think I fixed it...
Geobits
Geobits
/say Hi to AlexA.
Quill
Quill
/say PPCG
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
/learn idiot Speak("Upgoat is an idiot!")
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:54
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I learned the idiot "Speak("Upgoat is an idiot!")"
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
/idiot
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Upgoat is an idiot!
:27330505
Quill
Quill
lol
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> Hey! I, Chatgoat, have been called here. Need help? Use /help
Geobits
Geobits
/learn geobits Speak("-1 because I can")
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:55
@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the geobits "Speak("-1 because I can")"
Geobits
Geobits
/geobits
Quill
Quill
/learn ping Speak("@Geobits @Calvin")
/ping
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Speak("-1 because I can")
Geobits
Geobits
Damn you upgoat.
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Quill <Chatgoat> I learned the ping "Speak("@Geobits @Calvin")"
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:56
@Quill no need for the Speak
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
:27330521
Speak("@Geobits @Calvin")
Geobits
Geobits
/learn geobits -1 because I can
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits I learned it but because of stupid rate limiting I can't say I learned it...
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
/learn ping Speak("@quill...")
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Calvin'sHobbies <Chatgoat> I learned the ping "Speak("@quill...")"
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:57
/ping
Geobits
Geobits
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ You can't say it, but you can say you can't say it? How rude ;)
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
:27330573
Geobits
Geobits
/geobits
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
-1 because I can
Geobits
Geobits
:D
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:57
@Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ good goat
Geobits
Geobits
/say Hi to Calvin's Hobbies
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
<Chatgoat> Fine,
Hi to Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
hi
Geobits
Geobits
That doesn't seem to work like the description in /help.
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
/learn <Chatgoat> <Chatboat>
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:58
@Calvin'sHobbies you need a / to have chatgoat parse the message
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Calvin'sHobbies <Chatgoat> I learned the <Chatgoat> "<Chatboat>"
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Geobits nope... fixing...
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
/learn <Chatgoat> <Chatoat>
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Calvin'sHobbies <Chatgoat> I learned the <Chatgoat> "<Chatoat>"
Geobits
Geobits
/learn loop /loop
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
02:59
@Geobits <Chatgoat> I learned the loop "/loop"
Quill
Quill
> <Chatoat>
Geobits
Geobits
/loop
Calvin's Hobbies
Calvin's Hobbies
/learn /learn /shutup
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