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12:01 AM
@FlagAsSpam According to a comment on that post, C# has IComparable.CompareTo, for which I assume there's a Java equivalent.
Oh, Julia has compare, I think...
I think I used it once or twice here
 
ICantStandC#.BuiltIns
 
Yeah...
 
Dude, banana bread is amazing
 
@MartinBüttner why does this return 50 and not 5?
 
@tina fey
 
12:07 AM
@lvin Ha ha
 
@LuisMendo Just pulled it.
 
@Dennis Thank you!!! And great answer for "what's the point", BTW
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Is this a new realization for you?
I have some boss ass VERY APPETIZING recipes for it if you're interested.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Use Mathematica instead.
 
12:13 AM
@AlexA. I almost never make it :/
And "boss ass" does not sound too appetizing...
 
I said appetizing >_>
 
Why did I get an image of cooking the ass of a boss.
 
The name was the first thing I noticed.
 
WTF?
 
@Mego I appreciate the Star Trek reference for the chat bot :)
 
12:16 AM
@FlagAsSpam There's a fun userscript idea: Next to each chat message, add the image that first comes up when you google the message content.
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Oooooor not?
 
except google is a restricted domain
 
@flawr Same.
:@Ampora what/who is your avatar?
 
Can mods see who close votes?
 
Yes
 
12:21 AM
 
lol
And you used to be eridan
 
It's going to change back soon
I changed it to Ampora to lipogram and not use the letter "e" in any chat messages in December.
Actually, that's a lie.
I changed it so I could troll @AlexA. more.
 
li e
wat?
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
_
Good night.
 
12:23 AM
Hi Wrong :) How art thou today?
 
I know no one of that name
@flawr Good night!
 
how is that trolling him?
'Night @flawr.
 
@Ampora It's hard to talk without that particular char. Trust Calvin.
 
Thou art not knowing why I troll you thus; you art of bad mind, sir! Thou must know from which occasion I am discussing now!
 
Sometimes, I feel like this:
 
12:27 AM
@Calvin If thou doth wish to sound as if thou hast good mind, thou must not talk in 3rd >-|-o
 
@DigitalTrauma because you get any empty match at the end
 
@Ampora Truly, musteth I?
 
> must-th
 
oh, damn
 
Calvin, I command you to not put ASCII#69 or #101 in any chats until January's conclusion
 
12:31 AM
We'll see
 
xD
So much for that command.
 
They're Calvin's Hobbies. He don't take no hobbies from anyone else.
 
Calvin, with all due respect
 
> with all dude respect
ftfy
 
> Anything that follows the words "with all due respect" will have no respect.
My dad. c: ^
 
12:33 AM
@Ampora yes?
 
Pretty accurate in my experience
 
No follow-up
The remainder of the sentence is implicit
 
@FlagAsSpam Apparently, allowing cross-origin requests to embed the font had unintended side effects...
 
Onion tended consequences
 
> the embed the font
 
12:39 AM
@Dennis Wat.
 
> load the embed the
 
Not sure watcha talking about.
 
> <3
@Dennis ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
@AlexA. looks like the guy is trying to hold up the message above
 
12:44 AM
(sigh I don't know why this lazy bastard message needs to be held up but imma do it anyways)
 
O--------------O
   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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ehh
 
the one time someone remembers to escape it
 
More comments?
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

FlagAsSpamThere's an App SE Site for that code-golfkolmogorov-complexityinternetstack-exchange-apifile-system Oftentimes, when searching through StackExchange, I find myself seeking to post a question about something or another, but not knowing where to post it. That's where you come in. The Challenge ...

Hold the phone.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ <-- star this for science?
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@MartinBüttner Ok. Then I'm struggling figuring out how to get a simple count of characters using $#1
 
Mini-challenge: post the best Calvin and Hobbes strip
 
12:49 AM
Just found an old word CAPTCHA, and the text was "alex wrong". :P
Really.
 
@RikerW Good start
 
Anonymous
 
Anonymous
Literally first google image result for "calvin and hobbes best strip"
 
Anonymous
You can't argue with Google
 
12:53 AM
 
These are all good
 
Anonymous
 
The original ELIC:
user image
2
 
But maybe we should stop dominating chat with them :P
 
12:54 AM
^
To the sandbox!
 
I like how the front page has 3 out of 6 top network users from PPCG, and that the number 1 top network user has a profile pic of the "graduated" PPCG upvote.
 
@Dennis why did you choose 1-based indexing for Jelly?
my best CH strip is RikerW's first one too
the second is:
 
1:15 AM
@randomra Because 0 is falsy. For example, my indexOf function returns 0 if a list doesn't contain an element, which is a valid falsy output.
 
PPCG is like the only place where new questions get upvoted so fast.
And a couple other betas, but not other places.
 
1:40 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ lol
@ETHproductions ^^
 
Well, I've hit #50... now on to 10k
#40 is right at 10k, that's a nice goal
 
2:02 AM
@RikerW PPCG is the only SE site where questions usually aren't a cry for help. :P
 
@Dennis well there's puzzling. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
I'm not very familiar with Puzzling. Do you actually have to know the answer to post a puzzle?
 
No (I think)
 
@Doorknob [citation-needed]
 
@Dennis lili,\>0e= doesn't work for the zeros in interval challenge.
 
2:09 AM
That's because 0 is a number, not a character. You want '0.
 
@Dennis still doesn't work...
i thought the range list has integers as the elements...
 
Ah you also have to cast the range to a string with s.
That appears to be new.
 
I noticed that two days ago and didn't think much of it
 
@Dennis why?
Why can't I just look for 0 as an integer?
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

user81655Monophonic Pitch Detection Tags: code-challenge test-battery Sandbox Notes Still in progress. I haven't made any of the test cases or snippets yet. This is intended to be an easier and more accessible alternative to Polyphonic Pitch Detection. Take an array of samples, and output the freq...

 
2:14 AM
@TanMath Because [10] contains neither the number 0 or the number 1.
 
@Dennis oh...yeah...
 
 
@Dennis thanks for helping me write my first CJam answer!
I will post it
 
You don't need the backslash btw.
 
where?
 
2:18 AM
,\>
 
@Dennis thanks!
@Dennis here is the link!:
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A: Zeroes in interval

TanMathCJam, 12 bytes lili),>s'0e= Nice and short! Works like @Mego's Seriously answer. Had fun writing my first CJam answer! Try it here!

Lol...all fits in the onebox!
 
You can shorten lili to q~.
 
Really?
Can you tell me what that means?
 
q reads the entire input and ~ evaluates.
 
Ok...thanks!
BtW, is there a jelly tutorial?
 
2:29 AM
There's an overview of the atoms, but everything else is still undocumented.
 
ok...
I want to learn jelly so I will try...
@Dennis will this work in CJam for the trick ThomasKwa does?: li!
 
Undocumented languages are always fun to try
 
@TanMath You should start with APL or J to understand trains.
 
@Dennis ok...
 
@TanMath Yes, that works.
 
2:33 AM
I just thought, would printing 1 work for the challenge?
if the base is k
 
@FlagAsSpam Link. For future reference, there's a "hub" at play.starmaninnovations.com .
 
I guess it wouldn't.
 
No, it wouldn't.
 
because if the input is one...
 
That's not the only issue. With base k, all elements of the range (except for 1) will have a zero.
 
2:35 AM
Ok...
What is the iff business?
 
iff == if and only if
 
> This site requires Sun Java 6.0.0.1 (32-bit) or higher. You have Macromedia Java 7.3.8.1¾ (48-bit). Click here [link to java.com main page] to download an installer which will run fine but not really change anything.
Been there.
 
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Q: Find the Cross Product

Thomas KwaThe cross product of two three-dimensional vectors a and b is the unique vector c such that: c is orthogonal to both a and b The magnitude of c is equal to the area of the parallelogram formed by a and b The directions of a, b, and c, in that order, follow the right-hand rule. There are a few...

 
Ooh boy, another mathsy question that I don't have time for tonight :(
 
2:51 AM
@Dennis Nope.
 
3:03 AM
@TanMath Hah! If there were a Jelly tutorial I'd be writing everything in Jelly.
 
3:35 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

DoᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛOpen the box code-golf ascii-art string Given an ASCII-art box, your program must open it: Examples ------- | | |_____| / / / / / / / | | |_____| Specification The first line will only consist of -, at least 3 of them The middle rows will start with | have s...

 
3:57 AM
Have we had a generate smooth numbers challenge?
 
@Mods can Chatgoat's Barn be unfrozen please :3
 
k
 
Actually, @quartata, that question has a specific input format and other restrictions. It may be worth to write a new challenge and close the other one.
 
in Chatgoat's Barn, 12 secs ago, by StackExchange
Dennis has unfrozen this room.
 
4:01 AM
@Dennis :D thanks
 
> Ninja'd — Dennis ◊, 12 seconds ago
 
Wrong diamond is wrong.
 
@ThomasKwa I don't remember what our meta policy on dupe closing old questions is but maybe
 
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A: Should "Code the Huffman!" remain closed as a duplicate of a very old question?

Martin BüttnerTL;DR: They are duplicates. Close the old one. First, I'd like to clarify that I do think the questions are duplicates. I agree with Peter that a difference in the output format counts as a "minor modification" to existing answers, unless the output formatting is the core of the challenge (which...

 
@Dennis But it's sooooo easy to type on my keyboard and I'm sooooooo lazy
 
4:04 AM
♦_♦
 
ah that's the post I was looking for
 
(╯°□°)╯︵ ♦
 
thanks
 
good night ya'll
 
@Doorknob Angrily tossing me a diamond?
 
4:09 AM
♦ ︵ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ︵ ♦
I hate it when my bidiurnal thing schedules a challenge on weekends
... which happens every week, actually -_-
 
what is your bidaily thing?
 
Dec 31 '15 at 23:53, by Doorknob 冰
New Year's Resolution: one challenge every two days. :P
 
You know that means you'll get Socratic by the end of the year
 
In a month, actually
15 questions to go
 
You'll get to join Calvin
 
4:14 AM
Martin too, no?
 
Nope
 
As of... wow, yesterday.
Congrats on the Socratic @MartinBüttner \o/
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Oh wow.
Now all he's missing is Steward :P
Oh I forgot about Constable
He'll get that soon
 
What about Marshal?
(Literally impossible for him to get right now. :P)
 
I think he has that
 
4:16 AM
Nobody has that
 
^
 
? really
 
Yeah
 
@ProgramFOX is closest, with 430/500 helpful flags
 
Oh he has Deputy
That's what I was thinking of
 
4:19 AM
> Here is Bill Jones' solution in APL. I found it amusing that he sent me this by e-mail even with the difficulty of transliteration and the fact that his office is across the hall from mine.
 
Yeah, I wanted to see how to do it in APL. I found APL idioms for it but I'm not going to copy them.
I just found that quote hilarious.
 
No one has Illuminator either
 
Hey guys, I have added a Scrabble Dictionary to ESMin!
 
Can someone come into chatgoat's barn. type /start and try to have a conversation with chatgoat?

 Chatgoat's Barn

PLEASE TALK TO CHATGOAT. I PROMISE HE'S SMART. jsfiddle.net/Lk...
 
4:23 AM
One step closer to Mathematica!
Using the dictionary, I can write hello world as ɖꞒ↷+⬭+ɖꞒ㘯!
 
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ Have fun with the next sixty thousand steps
:P
 
@Doorknob Hey I'm getting somewhere :P
 
On an unrelated note, the only Best Of category that still has an uncertain result is Rookie of the Year, with two entries tied for first. I haven't voted for either of them yet. Hmm...
 
Pick whichever @quartata didn't post.
 
Wait there's a tie? I checked a couple hours ago and I was ahead by 3 votes
not like I am happy about that
 
4:28 AM
Yep, 16 to 16
 
lots of answers on the "Who are you?"
oooh, I haven't voted on Best of
(except for 1 question)
maybe I can make some more ties
 
how about breaking some
 
It would have been a lot more interesting to do an N-dimensional cross product.
 
I'm still surprised Retina is winning golfing lang by such a landslide
 
4:41 AM
Retina is unique
 
in Chatgoat's Barn, 1 min ago, by Uᴘɢᴏᴀᴛ
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ <Chatgoat> I'm sorry Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ. I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
I don't remember giving Chatgoat that functionality
 
5:05 AM
@Dennis Thanks for fixing the permalink!
 
@feersum Cross product is only well defined for 1, 3, and 7 dimensions.
I don't remember why, but I think you'll find the reason if you search the transcript.
 
@AlexA. np
 
Holy crap, APL quine: 1⌽22⍴11⍴'''1⌽22⍴11⍴'''
Well, sort of. It evaluates to itself.
 
5:38 AM
I think I'll have a golfing-language-themed series of challenges.
 
@AlexA. Quines with the ngn/apl demo. Post it, post it, post it!
 
Not golfing language specifically, but languages that are popular here and aren't in the real world.
 
@Dennis Is that legit? Does ngn print the result to STDOUT?
 
It's an online interpreter. It doesn't have STDOUT.
And traditional APL flavors do not have full programs.
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Okay, if it's legit then I'll post it
 
5:43 AM
Damn mobile fonts. Your quine is full of white boxes...
Strangely, the shrug emoticon shows up fine.
 
@Zgarb no boxes (hopefully)
 
That works! I forgot tryAPL has custom fonts.
Off to sleep ->
 
Me too. Good night!
 
Good night!
 
gnight
 
5:59 AM
@ThomasKwa Maybe that's for some different generalization of cross product than I was thinking of.
I was thinking of having N-1 vectors and getting a perpendicular vector
I think the unit vector determinant trick works for different dimensions
For sure it works for 2 lol
 
@Dennis As requested, posted.
 
6:26 AM
What aren't I getting here?
 
@Cyoce I clearly see you are cheating.
 
That was only after something that seemed perfectly valid didnt work
 
Did you press "Validate"?
 
yes
 
@Cyoce First column is negated char class
 
6:29 AM
that's why the "validate" button is red
@Sp3000 which is why the first column does not contain the chars S P E A K
 
P
 
oh I see
I forgot the $^ in my regex test
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Thanks and this conversation never happened
 
6:42 AM
@CSᵠ Finished the tutorial!
Also, Hi.
@Cyoce which is your player ID on Regex Crossword?
 
22904
are you gonna hack me now? : (
 
Solved all nine puzzles of the tutorial, looking forward for beginner puzzles.
Mine is 22925
 
same
there's a huge gap between tutorial and beginner
 
(NONE){0}
 
== .* ?
 
7:08 AM
Isn't this technically a loophole: codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/70501/42643 ?
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

CyoceInverse N-Bonacci In his Print the N-Bonacci Sequence, @DJMcGoathem describes the N-bonacci sequence: a sequence in which instead of summing the previous two numbers like the traditional Fibonacci sequence (said to also be "duonacci"), you sum the previous n numbers. He then asked to take two in...

 
7:23 AM
^ what do you guys think?
 
My main thought is that there isn't always one and only one N-Bonacci sequence that it could be part of.
For example, 6765 is in 2 and in 6765, and possibly a bunch of others.
Oh, haha duh, I missed the "Print the lowest one" part.
What should happen if a sequence is part of no N-Bonacci sequence?
 
TBA
Open to suggestions
maybe just "assume it will be part of one"
 
@Cyoce Undefined behaviour. May do anything, crash, error, quickly weep, delete itself etc... but not print anything mistaken for a valid result.
 
@zyabin101 that sounds fine
 
@zyabin101 Although, if it's truly undefined behavior, wouldn't printing something that looks like a valid result also be valid?
 
7:32 AM
@DJMcGoathem No, it would be invalid. but not print anything mistaken for a valid result.
 
added to the spec
And now for the real question: should I go to bed before midnight or watch another Arrow ?
The answer is obviously watch another Arrow
 
@Cyoce #thestruggleisreal
 
@DJMcGoathem it is all to real
 
@Cyoce go to bed before midnight
 
but I'm on S3E20!
 
7:38 AM
I'm already too late to go to bed before midnight, but I'm probably gonna binge watch a couple of episodes of breaking bad anyways.
 
And it's midday in Russia. So I'll stay awake for another 10 hours or so.
 
you're in russia? cool
 
@Cyoce yes
 
I'm in boring California
 
7:45 AM
@DJMcGoathem Beautiful.
 
@Cyoce this would drastically change the challenge, but another interesting way to do it would be print out all the n's where each number shows up in the N-bonacci.
So for example, an input of 5 would equal 2, 3, and 5.
 
Hmmmm.......................
I feel like in some languages/approaches this would be as easy as changing if to while, or print to return, while in other languages it would make it near impossible
 
Yeah that's a good point. Although it does depend on what you're looking for. For example, a sequence can only show up one time. However, each number can show up in different places many times.
So for example, an input of 5, 9 would give 3 and 5. even though {5, 9} only appears in 5-Bonacci.
 
nah
well
I chose "stay up to twelve but stop in the middle of arrow because my wifi just dropped to 100kb/s
goodnight
 
8:24 AM
Regex Crossword stuff: I finished my tenth puzzle.
 
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Q: Calculate the Cross Product

MaltysenThis challenge is very simple and I'm surprised that it hasn't been done before. You just have to calculate the cross product of two 3D input vectors. The formula for the cross product is given by: a x b = (a2*b3 - a3*b2)i + (a3*b1 - a1*b3)j + (a1*b2 - a2*b1)k where <a1, a2, a3> and <b1, b2, b3>

Obviously now a duplicate..
@Cyoce California is amazing!
@Cyoce goodnight
 
8:41 AM
@DigitalTrauma just add ^?
@Doorknob thanks :) ... I was hoping I'd get it with a more interesting challenge, but then I didn't wanna wait posting more challenges before I came up with something special :D
 
For the purposes of that badge, what counts as "well received"?
 
@DJMcGoathem Ask @MartinBüttner. He knows about this kind of badges. He has even received the rarest badge on PPCG, Copy Editor, and he owns the only copy of that badge.
 
@MartinBüttner what counts as a "Well Received" question? I'm slowly but surely on my way towards inquisitive.
 
9:22 AM
@DJMcGoathem A well received question is a question that's open, not deleted, and has a score > 0.
 
9:56 AM
@Cyoce I'm beating you in regex puzzling skills! You're 15826th place on the regex now, and I'm 13715th.
 

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