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4:00 PM
@Sp3000 wanna give it a go as well?
 
Not currently, sorry trying to Rust
 
You guys are gonna be winning before I even post it :S
 
@Calvin'sHobbies you asked us to...
 
Well yeah :P
 
Sigh
Gonna get beaten to the punch because I can't compile Macaroni!
Okay, @kennytm got it.
 
4:10 PM
See cargo comment above ^^ (I only just started, so that makes two of us :P)
 
@MartinBüttner Hey Martin, you have MATLAB right? I think I cracked the MATLAB answer but I can't test it.
 
uhhh
I'd have to start up my Ubuntu VM
does it work in Octave?
 
@Sp3000: I'm missing a bunch of dlls I don't want to spend time looking for I guess.
 
... ah :/
 
I don't believe it does sadly. The program appears to print out all toolbox licenses...
 
4:15 PM
hm, that sounds like it depends on the particular set up anyway?
send me the code anyway
 
ver.Name;
 
give me teh codez!
ah okay
 
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A: The Mystery String Printer (Cops)

Tom CarpenterMATLAB I'm going to post this, but feel free to call it invalid. The thing is although the output will always be the same on the PC I am using, it may be different on a different machines as it depends on installed licenses. If it is not valid, I'll delete the answer and will play around making ...

I'm going to give the guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he ran it on a fresh install.
 
Undefined variable "ver" or function "ver.Name".
 
Huh.
 
4:21 PM
okay ver exists
when was .Name added?
I'm running R2013a
 
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A: How would one check for installed MATLAB toolboxes in a script/function?

tdcI know this is a pretty old question, but a really simple answer is actually in the question (parse the output of ver) .... >> v = ver; >> setdiff({v.Name}, 'MATLAB')' ans = 'Aerospace Blockset' 'Aerospace Toolbox' 'Bioinformatics Toolbox' 'Communications System Toolbox' '...

Was just looking at this
It's from 2011 so I think your version is new enough.
 
Maybe try that code verbatim?
In that answer
 
interesting
 
@Mauris grr, that was not the intended solution :P
 
4:23 PM
it works if I assign ver to v
but the output looks a bit different
ans =

Bioinformatics Toolbox


ans =

Communications System Toolbox


ans =

Computer Vision System Toolbox


ans =

...
 
Huh
Looks like he did something to jam them all together.
Requires more research.
Do you have a way of knowing the type of v.name?
I know MATLAB is weak typed so it might not have a typeof.
 
v appears to be a 1x48 array of structs, where each struct has a field Name
got it
 
arrayfun is a thing in MATLAB right?
 
v=ver;[v.Name]
 
Oh?
Ah. I see
 
4:28 PM
wait
 
Do you want to post it?
 
it does print ans = so I might need disp or something
then it's 20 bytes though :/
v=ver;disp([v.Name])
 
Maybe just disp([ver.name])?
That's exactly 16 bytes.
 
I can't use ver directly
it only works if I assign it to a new variable
 
I guess the guy just assumed that he could lop off the ans.
I'll ask.
 
4:31 PM
I already did
 
Der
 
Hm. kennytm asked Does the solution contain non-ASCII characters? but I don't think I'm obliged to answer that?
(I really feel like answering: it's gs2, go figure.)
Nobody's saying anything about the printed string, though
Or, I mean, kenny isn't
 
I suppose technically the language specific token thing would apply to GS2.
 
These challenges are really dumb. I give up.
Built-in cryptographic primitives (includes any rng, encryption, decryption, and hash) aren't allowed. <-- this rule is supposed to save them, but multiplying and adding together bignums is surprisingly good "crypto".
 
Heh
 
4:36 PM
hey, don't blame the CnR genre for the faults of a particularly bad example ;)
 
Especially for APL challenges: how is finding which combination of sin/cos/exp prints 0.3447320498320394J6.1247385942340285 any different from a hash function?
There are very good CnR challenges, but this isn't one of them; the edit distance one suffered similar problems
I guess if your challenge needs a no crypto rule it's not very good
 
I challenge anyone to crack my Ruby submission. Pretty sure nobody'll be able to do it. :P
 
@Doorknob Oh wow
Ugh
 
@MartinBüttner I bet the Alex task will be short. Numpad maybe not so much
 
@Mauris I agree, but it's surprisingly hard to come up with a CnR challenge where this sort of number crunching doesn't turn the robbers' challenge into a brute force party.
 
4:40 PM
^ definitely
 
@Mauris The no crypto rule has been in quite a lot of challenges actually, e.g. Unscramble. For one thing, trig functions are faster to brute force than crypto hashes at least (or I'd hope so)
But yeah, I'm just going to skip all the ones which look like brute force. I mean, something like str(a**b)[x:y:z] is just painful
 
@Calvin'sHobbies 21 for Alex
 
I'm thinking more of prime factorization though. That's the real hell
 
might be shorter in Retina
18 (untested)
 
I suppose I could allow different languages..maybe
 
4:43 PM
wait this doesn't work...
more like 30 in Retina
 
Have the obvious problems in the CnR been sorted out yet?
 
How do you make a multi-line code box?
 
Prefix each line with four spaces
 
Or Ctrl-k or the little button for it
 
or just don't
 
4:58 PM
OK.
 
@quartata He clarified that he omitted the ans=, so you can post the solution now
 
Trivial answer converted to comment.
What
 
yeah that happens
 
Oh, so I'm not crazy.
Can we get rid of that? :<
 
yeah, by adding an explanation to your answer :P
 
5:03 PM
Let's see how well this goes.
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A: The Mystery String Printer (Cops)

quartataGroovy Range <= 128 String: eert.scireneg.tcelfer.nu egami.twa.ava noitatonna.tcelfer.nu epocs.scireneg.tcelfer.nu snaeb.ava gniggol.litu.nu elbat.gniws.xava oin.ava trec.ytiruces.ava piz.litu.ava resrap.scireneg.tcelfer.nu elif.oin.ava ytilibissecca.xava emit.ava stcejbOevitcelfer.scireneg.tc...

 
5 more tasks, hmmmm
 
Wait, we can't use RNG?
When was this
I thought we were allowed to use RNG...
Well gotta redo this now.
 
@Calvin'sHobbies 37 for numpad, but it's most certainly not optimal
 
...take two
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A: The Mystery String Printer (Cops)

quartataGroovy Range <= 128 String: eert.scireneg.tcelfer.nu egami.twa.ava noitatonna.tcelfer.nu epocs.scireneg.tcelfer.nu snaeb.ava gniggol.litu.nu elbat.gniws.xava oin.ava trec.ytiruces.ava piz.litu.ava resrap.scireneg.tcelfer.nu elif.oin.ava ytilibissecca.xava emit.ava stcejbOevitcelfer.scireneg.tc...

This should be basically uncrackable
OK maybe not totally uncrackable
But if it is cracked I'll be pretty damn impressed
 
5:13 PM
Rare footage of Dennis promoting his esolang. youtube.com/watch?v=dWLFQd0lXjQ
 
Uploader has not made this available in your country
Wat
 
^
I see why its rare
 
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."
 
rarer than the rarest pepes I guess
 
5:17 PM
^
 
Any thoughts on my Groovy printer?
I want to make sure I didn't break any more rules...
 
before i do another one, is rot-13 encryption?
 
What is?
 
no
 
ok
when i googled it, it said it was but it was so simple
 
5:18 PM
the point of disallowing rand / crypto is because the only way to solve those is by brute force
rot13 is easy to decode
 
It could be called very weak encryption
 
Oh nevermind.
 
Yeah, I'd say rot 13 qualifies as a cipher.
 
I like the "gratis interpreter available" rule. I don't particularly feel like buying a TI-89.
 
5:21 PM
ah didn't see that
well there are some emulators available
not that I could get one working on my windows system
 
Well, I don't think this challenge has that rule!
 
welp
I thought I just skipped a rule and was afraid I'd have to delete my entry
 
I commented similarly on a Mathematica answer but... shrugs
 
hey I got an emulator working on my laptop
the thing is, you don't actually need TI-BASIC, you could solve it in another language and then port that
 
Anyone know why horizontal lines aren't showing up between some tasks? They show up in the edit preview.
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Calvin's HobbiesCramming The Gramming - Twelve Task Tweet Your boss just emailed you a list of 12 programming tasks he needs done as soon as possible. The tasks are simple enough but your boss, being a young software tycoon suckled by social networking, insists that your solutions be able to fit within a single...

 
5:35 PM
they all show up for me
 
same here
 
Oh! Darn browser slightly zoomed out
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

ColeAn Affinity for Ciphers You, an armchair cryptographer, have noticed that the first letters of each word in your neighbor's mail (yes, you read it -- how else would you know if he's plotting something?) look very suspicious put together. To make sure that his mail is safe to send to its destinat...

 
^ posted 7 seconds ago, mustbe a new record for the postbot
 
If I know the last posting time, I can time my submission to come within 3 seconds
 
5:41 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies 13 for clocks, probably not optimal
 
why is https on meta.codegolf giving me an SSL error?
 
meta be insecure
 
It's a known issue.
 
feature*
2
 
5:43 PM
Meta does not support https
 
The "The mystery String Printer" challenge is fun to work on, but it's hard to work around shortcuts in smaller programs. I had a Fishing program that was supposed to get to 65617 by squaring 9 twice and concatenating 7 but neglected to realize that it's easier to just write 65617... Oops
 
@Calvin'sHobbies 11 (subpar, yay)
 
@MartinBüttner Now you've already got a score of 5 or 6. I need some Martin kryptonite for the last few to make it even ;)
@Doorknob What is Martin's biggest programming horror?
 
I haven't actually saved any of them (apart from the one I posted here)
@Calvin'sHobbies flood fill? (not in general, but in CJam definitely)
 
@Calvin'sHobbies uhhhh... Hexagony?
 
5:52 PM
I think he meant "horror Martin fears" not "horror Martin created" ;)
 
oh, I didn't read the previous message for context :P
 
"Output a story of the nightmare where you're forced to give your diamond to geobits."
 
Doesn't sound like much of a nightmare. If I was forced to give up my diamond I'd want him to have it.
 
6:12 PM
@AlexA. I hope it was 5
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Huh?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies Of course it was.
 
Oh, my favorite integer between 3 and 12!
 
I said there's only one correct answer. ;)
 
It's not 5, unfortunately (sorry Martin :P)
 
6:13 PM
wrong
 
Okay
It's 5
 
Sort of. I need new glasses.
@MartinBüttner No, I'm older than that.
 
Yes
 
6:20 PM
I mean see context
 
@AlexA. Turns out you're actually 16.
 
Yours is kinda boring though, just powers of 2 :/
 
22 hours ago, by Alex A.
Luckily I just turned 11.
 
But anything more complex seemed sure to be too big
 
me too
 
6:22 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies (I just noticed that and felt stupid for implementing the spec literally)
(Hence the update to 16)
 
30 did seem long :P
 
I had 21
 
what did I have?
 
uhhhhhhh
 
6:24 PM
was the domain free?
PS: my suspicion that @ಠ_ಠ is @AlexA.'s sock is increasing day by day
 
@Optimizer Who is @AlexA. ?
 
@Optimizer You can have chips
@Optimizer I promise my only sock is Geoborts
 
@ಠ_ಠ LOL doesn't even begin to describe what is happening to me right now
 
and I wouldn't put it past Alex
But it could be lots of people
 
@ಠ_ಠ your socket master
 
6:26 PM
ಠ_ಠ isn't me.
2
 
Alex A. isn't me either. (Better now?)
 
^ see?
 
yeah sure
 
I wouldn't use improper grammar like that.
 
and I am not Martin
 
6:27 PM
What should I do about this? codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/60406/45151
 
Why would anyone use grammar anyway?
 
The problem is I don't have the older version anymore.
I swore when I went to edit the post I updated it.
In fact, I'm positive I did. I have no idea how this happened.
 
Elves
 
Right, but what should I do?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies I've got 133 bytes for the first 6 tasks now
 
6:28 PM
@ಠ_ಠ lmao
 
@quartata Eat some candy.
 
@quartata Right? It was elves?
 
Not actually helpful Alex.
 
that should be a subdomain of codegolf.xyz
 
@Calvin'sHobbies It wasn't elves. It was stupid ctrl-shift-c being copy.
My guess at least.
 
6:29 PM
weshouldblamedoorknob.codegolf.xyz
2
 
@DankMemes Ping @minxomat
 
@quartata How often am I actually helpful? I mean really.
 
I really don't want to accept the crack because I put a lot of effort into it and I don't want it to get cracked because of such a dumb mistake. I guess I don't have a choice
 
aaaah, I was asleep....
 
@AlexA. That is a good question.
 
6:30 PM
wait you used <marquee>?
ಠ_ಠ
 
@minxomat Isn't it, like, 8pm in germany?
 
Haha
 
@Calvin'sHobbies are you going to add proper test sets to each task?
 
I'm not currently in germany.
 
@ಠ_ಠ I want to see you and Alex post simultaneously.
 
6:31 PM
@minxomat Did you come to Seattle to visit me? :D
 
Please.
 
@MartinBüttner You mean more examples?
 
@quartata I am trying all the time, but @AlexA. is too late.
 
@quartata That would be difficult to coordinate since @ಠ_ಠ is not my sock.
2
 
@AlexA. I tried, but TSA confiscated my bag of bird food.
 
6:32 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies yes
 
I feel most are fairly clear, no? But yes, I can add more later
 
@quartata has that been close enough?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies it's not about the specification being clear, but about submissions being correct :P
(13 for the digit groups btw)
 
Trying to upload an image but it fails with Uncaught ReferenceError: jQuery is not defined
ಠ_ಠ
 
6:34 PM
@Calvin'sHobbies let me know when you've added more tasks
 
@MartinBüttner Ok. I'm keeping 3 how it is btw, I don't want them all too easy ;)
 
So, should I just accept the crack deal with it and go cry in a corner?
 
@quartata I left a comment that hopefully will be helpful.
@quartata That really sounds like you're purchasing drugs.
4
> crack deal
2
 
@Calvin'sHobbies fair enough. even if you removed > it would still be impossible to do all 12 in CJam.
 
6:36 PM
@DankMemes Better post to Stack Overflow. I heard they love jQuery.
 
lol
 
lol
 
lol
 
6:39 PM
> Where are my legs?
 
You'd be more likely to find them if you use jQuery
 
$("[name=Martin]").find("legs")
 
That's the StackOverflow conjecture: If you ask a question for something in plain JS, you'll get more JQuery answers than plain JS answers.
 
Proven using the Atwood Lemma.
 
Okay, kennytm is a wizard who uses black magic to achieve impossible tasks.
 
6:42 PM
wow
 
That's the only logical conclusion to explain how he is demolishing the mystery string cops.
 
no
 
@Doorknob Well obviously someone who's able to trademark the name "kenny" is able to do wonderous things.
 
he's part of the NSA and has drones and satellites spying on you while you write your submissions
 
D:
2
 
6:43 PM
:á—¡
 
Or maybe he's your sock account.
 
kennytm
 
nah, I only have NotDoorknob :P
 
Oh ok.
 
6:44 PM
... who is definitely not me
 
@DankMemes I didn't know recreational programming was such an NSA priority
 
@Calvin'sHobbies We are in the drug business.
 
We are both the FDA and DEA.
 
FBI and CIA.
 
Federal Doorknob Administration?
2
 
6:48 PM
@ಠ_ಠ Those don't have anything to do with drugs
@Calvin'sHobbies Feral Doorknob Animal
 
@AlexA. But it sounds cool.
 
Okay, I'll give you that.
 
We need to call in the SEM (starboard explosion managers)...
 
FDA = Flawr Doorknob Alex
 
Flawr DankMemes Alex* :P
 
6:52 PM
Dankknob
Doormemes
 
DankMemes ETHProductions Alex
 
Does anyone know how to get a stack snippet to even work?
I tried an alert at the beginning of the snippet and nothing happened
 
my first guess would be that it runs in a sandboxed iframe that doesn't have allow-modals
lemme try it
 
I'm not really a js programmer, but most concepts should be cross-language
 
yep Ignored call to 'alert()'. The document is sandboxed, and the 'allow-modals' keyword is not set.
 
6:54 PM
@DanielM. Is it posted somewhere?
 
@Calvin'sHobbies It's the experimental snippet here: http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/60328/the-mystery-string-printer-cops
I'm trying to splice together something from the leaderboard snippet
 
Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token } in browser console, so it can't run the js
 
Ok, that's weird- I opened the js console and it started to work
 
@DanielM. I got rid of that } and the alerts shows up.
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

PhiNotPiBitcoin Trading king-of-the-hill? This is mainly an idea for something I could potentially host on my KOTH server. Everybody knows that bitcoins are the next big thing. It's just a question of when they are going to take off. Right now, they are worth $250 each, but who knows, maybe someday ...

 
7:08 PM
Ok, I fiddled with it a bit more, and I got it to partially work as intended
 
7:21 PM
CIA = @Calvin Is Alex
 
CIA = Calvin Isn't @Alex
 
^ lie
I will finally admit it: @Calvin'sHobbies is my sock account.
 
Set those equal to each other and you have Is = Isn't.
 
Hah
 
@AlexA. Yuh huh
@MartinBüttner added task 9
 
7:23 PM
Yuhwhat now
 
So why did you suggest to make a minecraft server and yet have your calvin ego make one? Seems roundabout
 
Well my usual account got un-whitelisted for inactivity so I just use Helka Homba, my other account.
Which I just realized doesn't answer your question at all
I did it to cover up the fact that you're my sock.
 
@AlexA. Don't you mean your question?
 
Oh right >.>
 
@Calvin'sHobbies 28 but could probably do less
yeah, 23
 
7:31 PM
@AlexA. Quick, think of a task 10 me.
 
Task 10 you?
 
I think you're missing a preposition
 
@Sp3000 Any hints for this one? :)
 
@AlexA. You want to claim me as a sock, you'll have to beat me in a challenge race.
 
7:33 PM
D:
I've only ever posted two challenges in the entire time I've been here. There's no way I'd beat you, Calvin the Great of Challengeville, in a challenge race.
 
You have made more challenges about giant food stuff than me
 
This is true.
1 > 0
 
Is it time for World Big Soda?
 
And its follow-up, World Big Type 2 Diabetes.
 
or maybe challenges about giant stuffed food.
 
7:45 PM
Soylent green
 
@AlexA. I'm surprised that you haven't noticed someone :O
 
@BetaDecay Uh what
 
generate a realistic broccoli floret
 
@Calvin'sHobbies This is relevant to my interests. Broccoli is awesome.
 
12 hours ago, by Beta Decay
user image
I feel like I'm late...
 
7:51 PM
What, is Jesus a PPCG user now?
 
View it in context :P
 
I did. I still don't get it.
 
Peter!
 
OH.
I didn't get it the first time either...
 
Oh, Peter is back from his vacation?
 
7:53 PM
nods
 
Correction... PPCG is his vacation.
 
So he went on vacation from his vacation?
Why else would he have been gone for a week?
Or two or whatever
 
Death and rebirth?
 
Didn't you see the whole challenge about it?! ;)
 
starts religion about Peter
 
7:58 PM
Jesus was actually one of Peter's apostles, not the other way around.
 
@El'endiaStarman Can you verify? :D
 

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