The Bridge

Arperum

1:01 PM

Oh god why.

Wipqozn

@Rapitor any idea what happen you'll use in MH4U?

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum Because.

Rapitor

@Wipqozn do you mean weapon?

Arperum

@KevinvanderVelden Some city government around here has set up a thing where you can report "things that point to radicalisation", such as "Neighbour started growing a beard"

Kevin van der Velden

@Arperum >

.

>

Arperum

1:03 PM

DO THEY WANT EVERYONE TO LIVE IN FEAR OR WHAT?

If I didn't already have a beard, I'd start growing one now.

Kevin van der Velden

Well, yes. People are easy to control with fear

Wipqozn

@Rapitor ...yes...

@Arperum I..okay then

Rapitor

@Wipqozn probably gunlance or hammer.

Arperum

(And according to some friends I have a look like I would be picked for "random" extra security checks on airports)

They played a little roleplay of me taking a plane to anywhere tuesday.

Lazers

0

Q: When is a match counted as won, even if i was AFK for part of it?

Sometimes, if you leave a match and your team wins 4v5 you'll get the match counted as leave instead of win. I remember reading somewhere that for the match to be counted as a win you need either to be connected in the moment the game finishes (even if you've been AFK earlier in the game) or you...

league-of-legends

Arperum

1:07 PM

"Destination?" Canada "S-Y-R-I-A, got it" No, Canada. "So Syria it is, SECURITY WE HAVE AN ISSUE HERE" ...

Rapitor

@Wipqozn I used the plain old lance in tri and enjoy it, my only hope is mobility is better in mh4u

Wipqozn

@Rapitor I used Lance in Tri as well. Lance, Hammer, and Switch Axe.

Lance and Hammer are both fun weapons.

The trick to Lance mobility is to just get Evade Extender and hop everywhere.

Rapitor

i figured it was just charging... thats really only straight line tho

LessPop_MoreFizz

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REAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY.

Arperum

Currently listening to Ancient Rites cc @StrixVaria @RPiAwesomeness? (not @KevinvanderVelden and other people who do not like any kind of grunting, although it's kinda borderline grunt/nogrunt thing. So They might also check it out, but don't check out the old works of this band then.)

Also: damn: now I feel old... That CD is released way back in 2006. I remember buying that shortly after it was released.

fredley

1:21 PM

@Arperum Are you Syradian?

Arperum

@fredley Nope, but Belgium has had some issues with random youth running of to Syria to go fight for IS.

fredley

@Arperum Where I live, literally everyone is already a terrorist by this measure

@Arperum UK too, South Park even portrayed IS as British it's that much of a thing

Arperum

@fredley How did you defeat the spam double post block?

fredley

@Arperum Tin can/string internet

I can only see one

but clearly it's borken

I am an internet peasant. speedtest.net doesn't even load

Arperum

(We had a big lawsuit ending in 12 year in prison for one dude seen as a recruiter this week) Reactions from IS are basically "We gonna fuck you up"

fredley

1:25 PM

@Arperum fuck who up, exactly?

Arperum

@fredley All of Belgium.

fredley

@Arperum Ah ok

Arperum

They had plaaned some attacks, but got caught. Have since sent new threats "Not only the big cities will be targets, small places too"

Wipqozn

> Because I'll probably be there visitting my friends anyways

hahahah

Arperum

Every time they send out a threat I make it a point to go out that weekend. Because fuck fearmongering.

Sterno

1:27 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz street knowledge!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn by the way, he's jewish.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's good!

fredley

Rapitor

finding a N3DS is going to be a fun adventure... nintendo doesn't even have the Mhu4 edition listed on their site anymore

fredley

btw, in Chrome, the dinosaur screen when you can't connect is now a game

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:29 PM

(And yes, that ad is real he is a real lawyer.)

Arperum

@fredley That's been the case for forever.

Wipqozn

@fredley I get it. That's funny.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Brilliant.

Better call Dan!

fredley

@Arperum really?

Wipqozn

/breakingbadreference

Arperum

@fredley Yup.

fredley

1:29 PM

I wish I could watch @LessPop_MoreFizz's video

Arperum

Also works on mobile chrome.

fredley

Slow internet < No internet

@Arperum wow. I did not know that

Wipqozn

@fredley It's really funny.

fredley

@Wipqozn So's your face

Wipqozn

@fredley Well shit. You sure showed me.

Well this is terrible. It looked like it was working, but some data wasn't written.

Now I need to figure out why!

This could be minutes of work. Minutes!

Sterno

1:34 PM

Wipqozn

@Sterno Very fitting

So happy @GnomeSlice made that gif

Arperum

@Sterno I hate that gif, but it's quite appropriate in this case.

Sterno

I like that to find that, I just have to google search for "laughing at wipqozn"

fredley

@Arperum I hate that gif too

It's my least favourite gif

Wipqozn

@fredley that makes it all the better.

Sterno

1:36 PM

You guys are making me like it more and more.

Now I just need a RB gif

Wipqozn

Matt E. Эллен

@Sterno what animé is that gif from?

Arperum

@Wipqozn That gif is not properly looped.

Wipqozn

@Arperum TOO BAD

Maybe @GnomeSlice can make @Sterno a high-quality RB gif

Rapitor

@MattE.Эллен it looks like an older one, like fist of the north star or something...

should ask anime.stackexchange

Kevin van der Velden

1:38 PM

@Wipqozn That is a horrible gif in every way

Arperum

Oct 30 '14 at 12:20, by Arperum

35 secs ago, by Arperum

May 2 at 13:57, by Arperum

1 min ago, by Arperum

11 mins ago, by Arperum

Animated gifs are still horrible things.

Wipqozn

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Matt E. Эллен

@Rapitor yeah. google reverse image search gives me links to this chat :D

Arperum

@Wipqozn Why are you pinging me with that thing?

Sterno

@MattE.Эллен I wouldn't know. I didn't make it, or start using it. I just use it to laugh at @Wipqozn because it's funny to use it against him

Wipqozn

1:39 PM

@Arperum I pinged the wrong person.

It's the video the gif is from.

Matt E. Эллен

@Wipqozn thanks!

@Sterno cool. looks like @Rapitor is right

Arperum

@Wipqozn I'm happy that plus my quotestack pushed all gifs offscreen though.

Rapitor

@Wipqozn well then, I was right. neat. i've never even seen fist of the north star

Wipqozn

THIS IS A PERFECT USE FOR THIS GIF

fredley

21

Q: Set fire to people in chat

How many times have you been overwhelmed by your desire to set fire to people in Stack Exchange chat? Well now you can! Arqade Fire Get Chrome Extension Get Grease Monkey User Script Arqade Fire is a chat message immolation tool that will burn away messages. It adds a small extra button nex...

script chrome-extensions chat

Wipqozn

1:44 PM

►

PERFECT DAY FOR THIS

GET HYYYPPED

holy snap 1 day away cc @Yuuki @Frank

GnomeSlice

orientation for my new job today

ugh

I hate this

Wipqozn

ALLLL ABBOOOOOOOOARD

@GnomeSlice Where is you new job at?

GnomeSlice

loblaws

it's just another shitty minimum wage thing

Sterno

Installed @fredley's script, don't see burn icon :(

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice ah, the folks that own the superstore chain

fredley

1:46 PM

@Sterno refresh?

Sterno

Or maybe it didn't install because GOOGLE STORE

tried that

Wipqozn

@Sterno OH BUUUURURRRRN

I'd actually put it there, but I feel like I've tortured @Arperum with that gif enough for one morning.

YOU'RE WELCOME

fredley

@Sterno weird. Are you using https?

Sterno

I don't think it actually installed.

nope

There we go

First install didn't work for some reason

Now it does

Also, I can't burn my own messages. That's terrible

fredley

@Sterno I'm amazed you of all people hadn't already got it

@Sterno I'll burn them for you

Sterno

1:48 PM

I had it once upon a time and then had to reformat my work machine

And apparently it didn't store in whatever magic Chrome does to track extensions across computers

fredley

@Sterno Nope. Not in the Chrome store

I oughta just pay their tax

Meanwhile, UK emergency services prepare for a rough week

Sterno

I hate that Brits use mummy instead of mommy.

THIS IS A MUMMY

fredley

@Sterno Mommy is just wrong

It's the wrong vowel

GnomeSlice

Has anybody here played Deathtrap?

►

It looks awesome

I want it

Lazers

0

Q: Upgrade from 3-Months to a Year of Playstation Plus

If I purchase the year of Plus whilst my 3-month is still active will it automatically start the year once the 3-months has expired?

playstation-plus

Sterno

1:55 PM

Every time I watch a show with some British kid saying "mummy?", it creeps me out.

I should probably blame Doctor Who

Matt E. Эллен

►

Njoy

I'm assuming you like feeling creepily hateful...

Sterno

Do you not?

fredley

@MattE.Эллен Scariest episode ever

Matt E. Эллен

sometimes

@fredley yeah. it really freaked me out

Wipqozn

That episode was horrifying.

Are you my mummy?

Sterno

2:02 PM

Why does installing Oracle always have to be a huge pain in the ass?

fredley

@Wipqozn The best British TV is the stuff without big budgets.

Wipqozn

Zeus damn it. Why is my coding working? I swear it wasn't working before!

I blame @GnomeSlice.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@fredley You don't even know how much you wish you could watch it.

fredley

@LessPop_MoreFizz :(

Kevin van der Velden

@MattE.Эллен "What's that noise? ... "End of the tape, it ran out like 30 seconds ago"

That episode

Wipqozn

2:05 PM

@fredley No... no it's still too soon. My :( stars exist only for @John.

fredley

*shudders*

@Wipqozn :(

Wipqozn

@fredley The urge to star is so strong though.

but after I do, I regret it.

2

fredley

> I can resist anything except temptation -- Oscar Wilde

Wipqozn

such regret

@fredley I get it. That's funny.

fredley

@Wipqozn Actually, it's a real Oscar Wilde quote.

Unexpected

Lazers

2:09 PM

0

Q: Which weapon causes void damage?

I have to kill 500 guardians with void damage? I have already tried all available weapons! Which weapon causes void damage?

destiny

SaintWacko

Whew

That was weird

Chrome locked up hard

To the point that it took ubuntu with it

Wipqozn

@SaintWacko Probably all the gifs.

Yuuki

Okay, like Natalie Imbruglia, I'm torn. I just learned that the vaccination rate at Pixar's in-house daycare is ~43%.

SaintWacko

And caused Ubuntu to lock up so hard that I couldn't even access the TTY's

Yuuki

Whereas Oracle's is 100%.

SaintWacko

2:13 PM

@Wipqozn It has been having a lot of trouble with gifs lately

Yuuki

@Wipqozn CHOO CHOO, MOTHERF--KER.

Wipqozn

FOR TODAY WE HAVE A DOUBLE COMBO OF MUSIC

Monster Hunter Orchestra and Monster Hunter Swing

Yuuki

2

> WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND: PRISON

SaintWacko

@Yuuki Ugh, misspellings

Yuuki

@SaintWacko Isn't there only one?

Wipqozn

2:17 PM

@Yuuki I'm actually taking tomorrow off...I should send that to me boss

or I would if I wasn't so lazy

Lazers

0

Q: Global Operations don't work on Windows 8.1

I recently installed Global Operations on my Windows 8.1 laptop (Dell 15R N5110) the game video plays at the start of the game but after that the error "Global Operations Client has Stopped Working" error happens. How can I fix this? Please help. I tried running the game in comparability mode for...

windows-8.1 global-operations

SaintWacko

@Yuuki Yeah, but I'm ugh about misspellings in general

Yuuki

@SaintWacko Yes, but then it would be "misspelling", not "misspellings".

SaintWacko

@Yuuki Not if I'm complaining about all misspellings in life, and not just that one :P

Unionhawk

I'll mispell misspell just for you because I'm a jerk

fredley

2:20 PM

System status: developing for iPhone

Frustation Level: 45%

∆Frustration: 1%/s

Frank

@Wipqozn And much will be played this weekend!

StrixVaria

@fredley Do all iPhone development in Unity. Problem solved.

Kevin van der Velden

@StrixVaria Don't develop for iPhone, problem more solved.

Frank

@KevinvanderVelden Or convince the client to move to a newer! better! system that they will like more.

Like I did.

Unionhawk

There is no convincing

Ever

Kevin van der Velden

2:23 PM

There are only clue-by-fours

Applied directly to forehead

SaintWacko

@Unionhawk Jerk!

Powerlord

@Yuuki You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

SaintWacko

@fredley What happens when you hit 100%?

Powerlord

Of course, you know what tomorrow means!

LessPop_MoreFizz

@KevinvanderVelden I guess this solves your problem if you don't like money.

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fredley

2:26 PM

@SaintWacko Dave's Syndrome

Unionhawk

Guilty as charged

Powerlord

I do wonder if TweetDeck's scheduled tweets work when my computer is off.

Kevin van der Velden

@LessPop_MoreFizz hmmm money

fredley

So there's a new property on Views: 'installed'

Powerlord

I dunno if it uses a Twitter feature or something in the extension itself.

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:27 PM

@KevinvanderVelden I like money.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Haha, that's a real ad?

Amazing.

ca.complex.com/pop-culture/2014/03/daniel-muessig-interview

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Yep. It says right there in the ad, REAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY.

Arperum

@Yuuki What the fuck. That's terrible.

StrixVaria

But I want to like Pixar.

But they're terrible people.

Frank

New daycare business model: your kids must be vaccinated to be left here. If you refuse, we'll do it for you.

Arperum

2:30 PM

@SaintWacko You generally get visions of creative ways to destroy a mac.

Wipqozn

@StrixVaria wait, whta

Arperum

18 mins ago, by Yuuki

Okay, like Natalie Imbruglia, I'm torn. I just learned that the vaccination rate at Pixar's in-house daycare is ~43%.

Wipqozn

They are? I though Pixar as always rad

@Arperum my word

fredley

By default, I'd managed to get my views only 'installed' when size was 'custom'

Yuuki

Their daycare has one of the lowest vaccination rates in Silicon Valley.

Unionhawk

2:34 PM

Gfd people

Yuuki

Oh god, Google too?

2

What the f--k, people.

Unionhawk

GODDAMMIT

SaintWacko

@Arperum Maybe you enter a Strange Mood and create an app out of flesh and bone

Rapitor

@Wipqozn this swing album is the best thing i've heard all year

StrixVaria

@Yuuki I am dumbfounded.

Arperum

2:35 PM

@Yuuki At this point we are starting to speak about murder. What the hell.

Rapitor

@Yuuki silicon valley is filled with hipsters. hipsters aren't too bright.

Unionhawk

TIL SILICON VALLEY IS FULL OF MORONS

13

fredley

@Yuuki 60% unvaccinated?

This kills people, people

Arperum

@SaintWacko You be super happy if you could, because you'd have an app.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Yuuki Have you heard of California before?

Frank

2:36 PM

@Yuuki In this, EA is not the worst.

Tim Stone

@Unionhawk Well sure, that's the worst culture, where people think they actually know better than everyone else.

fredley

XCODE RAGE APPROACHING MAXIMUM

PLEASE RETREAT TO SAFE DISTANCE

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk I'd've hoped you already knew this, but I'll take it!

Rapitor

@fredley Xcode? not bad. try Eclipse

Unionhawk

@FREDLEY INTEGRITY CRITICAL

fredley

2:37 PM

@Rapitor Yeah, Eclipse was bad, but Android Studio is muuuch better, even if it is annoying sometimes.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Worst part is, now that Measles has hit the BART, it's circulating in a city with one of the highest density of immunocompromised adults in the US.

Arperum

@Rapitor Eclipse is godsend over XCode.

Wipqozn

@Rapitor It rocks

Rapitor

@fredley i haven't used android studio since I managed to get out of mobile development and back into cozy C#. there's no way in hell I'm going back ot mobile

Arperum

XCode hides whole parts of how things work, and then these things break.

Powerlord

2:38 PM

@Yuuki Speaking of which, I haven't had my Oracle vaccination.

fredley

@LessPop_MoreFizz RIP San Francisco

Rapitor

fuck android and fuck iphone

Kevin van der Velden

@LessPop_MoreFizz what is the BART?

Powerlord

...what do you mean those aren't diseases listed on that chart?

StrixVaria

@KevinvanderVelden San Francisco subway.

Kevin van der Velden

2:39 PM

Aah

Arperum

@Powerlord Oracle is actually the only good company on that chart...

StrixVaria

I guess they're not all underground, but the same idea.

fredley

@Rapitor Everything is awful on mobile. And just when you think you're on top of the awfulness of your platform, you switch.

Jason Berkan

That article needs to define what it means by "up to date", since it is throwing out a couple different numbers.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@KevinvanderVelden Bay Area Rapid Transit; it's the commuter rail system that connects San Francisco to the neighboring cities in the area, and is the primary form of mass transit in the region.

StrixVaria

2:40 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh, so I was incorrect!

Jason Berkan

Are my kids not "up to date" because I'm too lazy to get them to the public health office for a flu shot each year?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria San Francisco subway is separate and much smaller! BART is much more like NJT/Metro North/LIRR

StrixVaria

It's not just the subway within the city.

Unionhawk

Hell, EA is on the intelligent side of that chart

StrixVaria

@LessPop_MoreFizz Got it. I spent about 30 minutes in San Francisco once, and didn't ride the BART, so I had made a bad assumption.

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:42 PM

Muni Metro

Muni Metro is a light rail/streetcar hybrid system serving San Francisco, California, operated by the San Francisco Municipal Railway (Muni), a division of the San Francisco Municipal Transportation Agency (SFMTA). With an average weekday ridership of 223,200 passengers as of the second quarter of 2014, Muni Metro is the United States' busiest light rail system. Muni Metro operates a fleet of 151 light rail vehicles (LRV) made by Breda. Muni Metro is the modern incarnation of the traditional streetcar system that had served San Francisco since the late 19th century. While many streetcar lines in...

That's the subway/tram within the city

StrixVaria

It's mindblowing that this is the entire network.

So used to NYC subway maps now.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria BART + Muni Metro combined is only ~550k daily riders. (And that's assuming that the 400 + 150 are two unique sets with no overlap, which is almost certainly not true.)

NYC Subway, by contrast, is ~8.7m daily riders.

Rapitor

@StrixVaria NYC subway is kind of a mess. unless you know it

LessPop_MoreFizz

i.e. ~20x as many.

StrixVaria

@LessPop_MoreFizz Hey I'm one of those!

I know how to get to and from work, and if I wanted to go anywhere else on the subway I'd be lost immediately.

Powerlord

2:46 PM

@StrixVaria Well, apparently you need to take the third-street line to get to the Hellmouth.

LessPop_MoreFizz

TBQH, the subway in NYC is pretty easy, but I admit I have about ~20 years of internalizing it.

@Powerlord There is no such thing?

Powerlord

@LessPop_MoreFizz Sure there is... it's located in Sunnydale.

StrixVaria

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'm sure I'd be able to find my way around, but I would need to spend some time consulting various maps, switching back and forth between street maps and subway maps, to go somewhere new.

Yuuki

@JasonBerkan This one is specifically for measles.

Powerlord

Or did you mean there's no third-street line? To which I'd point out the big red circle with a T in it.

StrixVaria

2:47 PM

@Powerlord That map is of the SF subway, but we're talking about the NYC subway.

Yuuki

Y-axis says "% of children at affliated daycare who are vaccinated for measles".

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria Why would you need to switch back and forth between street maps and subway maps?

Rapitor

@Yuuki what does it mean by "do its job" if the kid is vaccinated he/she should be fine regardless if other kids aren't vaccinated, no?

StrixVaria

@LessPop_MoreFizz Because I wouldn't know what subway stop is closest to my actual destination without the street map.

Yuuki

@Rapitor 92% conveys herd immunity.

Rapitor

2:49 PM

ah.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria The NYC Subway map is overlaid on a street map though.

Like, streets are literally printed on it.

StrixVaria

Not all the streets :P

Seriously, I have never gone anywhere other than times square in midtown or down 8th ave from Penn Station.

Yuuki

Google says they're anomalous due to old data.

> But Google has a simple explanation—a representative chalked it up to old data. “In 2013-2014, these two childcare facilities had immunization rates of 98 percent and 81 percent,” says a Google spokesperson, emphasizing that immunization is important to the company. “The reported numbers for the current year are lower simply because many parents have not yet provided updated immunization records. We’ve asked them all to do this, so we can update the figures.”

Unionhawk

Hmm...

StrixVaria

I know Greenwich village his confusing diagonal streets and stuff.

Unionhawk

2:50 PM

HMM...

...

Rapitor

@Yuuki sounds like a case of damage control..

Yuuki

And Cisco claims it's because their kids are too young.

Unionhawk

I'll buy it.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria You do realize that massive swathes of NYC comprise neat, orderly, grids in a clear numerical sequence, and that if you get off at the subway stop between 70 and 80, you'll probably be pretty close to 75?

Unionhawk

@Yuuki I don't buy that.

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:51 PM

@StrixVaria Yeah, but the higher res versions of the official map even have those clearly marked.

Sterno

I'm a little sad there's no one in here who is anti-vax so I can rage at them and then enjoy the resulting drama

Yuuki

> Cisco spokeswoman Robyn Blum attributes the company’s low vaccination rates to the age of the children at those facilities. “Cisco childcare facilities care for infants who are under the age of completion for full vaccination series, ” says Blum. “Neither Cisco center has children enrolled and not vaccinated due to permanent medical exemption, personal belief exemption, or religious exemption.”

LessPop_MoreFizz

Also the Village is small.

StrixVaria

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yes, but when you look up the address of a place on 8th avenue and it just gives you a street number, I have no idea where on 8th avenue that is without some extra resource.

Rapitor

@Sterno i'd honestly feel bad if anyone in here was anti-vax because basically the entire bridge would be at their throat

Sterno

2:52 PM

That's what happens when you're willfully stupid.

Unionhawk

I wouldn't

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria this is why most manhattan addresses are given as a cross-street. (There's also a formula to know this, but that requires too much effort.

Yuuki

@Rapitor I'd feel worse for their kids.

And everyone who lives around them.

Jason Berkan

@Sterno I was really tempted to claim it, just because some people here are taking it too far.

Rapitor

@Yuuki oh definitely, but when its like 8 v 1 it ends up feeling like bullying.

Sterno

2:53 PM

@JasonBerkan pot stirrer!

Rapitor

they deserve it? yeah probably, but still

Yuuki

@Rapitor Oh boy, I wonder how you feel about climate change. It's like 97 to 3.

Rapitor

climate change is a thing if thats what you are asking

StrixVaria

@LessPop_MoreFizz I could probably manage. I went on the L once with someone else leading the way, so I vaguely know how that connects to things. I guess if I just go on more excursions it would all start making sense.

Yuuki

And so is vaccination.

Unionhawk

2:54 PM

Really anti-anti-vax becomes a circlejerk really quick in here

Rapitor

@Unionhawk circlejerk is fun

5

StrixVaria

I rode the BDFM to chinatown also following someone else, and got utterly turned around, especially since we used a different subway stop to return to work than we got off at.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria The L runs crosstown across Manhattan along 14th St., stopping at 8th ave, 7th ave, Union Square, 3rd ave, 1st ave, and then going into brooklyn, through Williamsburg, Bushwhack, Ridgewood, and on into East New York and eventually Canarsie.

Yuuki

I'm sad no one commented on the SQL injection image I posted though.