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00:04
@Unionhawk You should probably do that then.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@Unionhawk You're such a stereotype. It's great.
34 secs ago, by Unionhawk
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Your high level of stereotype is easily the thing I like about you most.
WEll, I need to shower, and I don't really want to do that either. It's the worst.
And then I'll probably read a book
Instead of doing that I'll probably waste time on the internet, and then regret it
YEP
Where I'm at with my life
Though apparently I used all 20 minutes of my reddit time
00:08
@Unionhawk Okay, let's make a "Let's be responsible adults" pact.
I'm not increasing that limit. I'll end up on infinite reddit forever that way.
I'll go shower right now, and you go start your homework
PACT MADE
Loser is declared a loser
00:28
Story of Seasons comes out March 31st!
00:41
CHICKEN CURRY
(also probability)
Pr({@Uni is eating good food right now})=1
@Unionhawk so hungry now
Pr({@Uni is eating good food}|{@Uni is eating food from the "taken from home" containers})=1
Probability has clearly affected my brain
Oh damn, pressure time.
Apparently, my local Fry's only has 4 Majora's Mask N3DSs.
Time to camp out!
Borderlands Valentines are the best.
The PCF sent me some that are fantastic. AGDQ donors know what's up
(They'll get flagged in here for sure, but they reference checking for breast cancer)
01:01
0
Q: Evolve pre order content not found

David EckertSo one of my friends pre ordered Evolve for PC and was hoping he was going to get the Behemoth. However, the Behemoth was nowhere to be seen (ironic pun lol). How do you get the Behemoth if you pre ordered Evolve for PC?

I'm thoroughly confused
01:12
0
Q: How do you avoid getting ganged-up on in Europa Universalis IV?

Loren PechtelI decided to come back to this after a long time away because I got tired of it hanging on me. They seem to have fixed the hangs but every game I've played gets to a point where somebody attacks me and through a web of alliances (why should alliances even apply if they start the war??) I get eve...

01:42
OKAY
OKAY?
BETTER QUALITY PICTURE INCOMING
LOOK. AT. THOSE. COLORS.
looks at the colors
@spugsley ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ
(or colours, if you don't understand what colors are)
01:47
It's so beautiful :33333333333
this pic is also 30% more SWF because I'm wearing a hoodie backwards
@spugsley That fire must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.
which has been the best way to wear clothes and let it breathe bc it is way to cold to be naked
user15026
@spugsley Holy shit so pretty
@AshleyNunn :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE IT
@spugsley In all seriousness, that is great.
And I think you already know my sister's opinion.
01:48
@Yuuki yeah the dude who did it is crazy talented
@Yuuki lol
user15026
@spugsley The colours really pop! I mean my bumblebee faded slightly as it healed, but hot damn lady, that's pretty!
@spugsley I found the one single line from 50 Shades of Gray that everyone needs to read.
@Yuuki omg tell me
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
3 hours ago, by Yuuki
> "I feel the colour in my cheeks rising again. I must be the colour of The Communist Manifesto."
01:49
DON'T TELL @Wipqozn
WAIT... SHIT
@AshleyNunn yeah I'm sure it'll fade a bit but I think it'll still be pretty rad :3
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
@Yuuki ...is that....is that a joke?
@spugsley NO, IT IS ACTUALLY FROM THE BOOK.
user15026
@spugsley Heck yes it totally wiiiiiillll
01:50
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN JOKING ABOUT IT AND I'VE ONLY JUST DISCOVERED IT.
ALSO, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT "TERMINAL VELOCITY" IS, BUT I'LL FORGIVE THAT BECAUSE THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO LINE IS JUST TOO HILARIOUS.
OH YEAH, SPEAKING OF THAT, THIS IS STILL HILARIOUS
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@Unionhawk I THINK I POSTED THAT BEFORE, BUT NO STARS.
@Yuuki I think you did, which is why I said "still"
As in "I saw it here but couldn't be arsed to find the original"
I WILL STAR IT BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY.
I saw the 50 shades posters in the airport and was like :|
01:54
@Yuuki he used it once
@GnomeSlice The author is a she.
whatever
she used it once
@Yuuki It's not the speed that matters. Acceleration is what turns puny humans into jelly.
user15026
I am bored of making fun of 50 Shades, it's liek shooting fish in a barrel.
01:56
@spugsley Who has sweaters that zip up in the back
Though the poster did answer my question of "Why the fuck is it called 50 Shades of Grey? That's stupid."
Unless she went from zero to terminal velocity in zero seconds.
In which case, yeah, she shouldn't be walking.
@GnomeSlice lol it's a hoodie I turned around :p
But an elevator would never reach terminal velocity
And it especially wouldn't reach terminal velocity going up
01:58
@Unionhawk By definition, it can't reach terminal velocity going up. As in literally impossible.
@Yuuki Exactly
Nothing can reach terminal velocity going upwards.
@Yuuki Unless gravity isn't a factor.
Correct
In which case, terminal velocity ceases to be a factor as well, I guess.
01:59
@Frank In which case, you're not dealing with terminal velocity. Terminal velocity is determined from gravity.
Yeah, if there's no acceleration due to gravity, then the terminal velocity is zero
@Yuuki Yeah, I thought it through a bit more.
@Yuuki That poster bothers me because I can't read it in his voice. He says "do not think", not "don't think" :P
@Ktash Not important, the Communist Manifesto line is funnier.
user15026
02:00
@Ktash Okay, that's what I thought too
Hooray memes misquoting shit!
\o/
user15026
@GnomeSlice Looks neat, but it would frustrate me :P
@Yuuki Super important :P
@AshleyNunn Heh.
@AshleyNunn Oh, that reminds me, I saw a thing you might like.
I dunno if you like Donkey Kong Country, but it reminds me a lot of that from the trailer.
user15026
@GnomeSlice I love DKC
02:02
I should be true to my responsible adult pact and do my fucking homework >_>
user15026
@Unionhawk You do your homework, I will go clean my cat's box and take my garbage out.
Being responsible never got me anywhere.
@Yuuki loading
@Unionhawk It's been Reddit-hugged, so it's a little slow.
02:05
I'm confused
user15026
@GnomeSlice This does look like something i would like
Tell me what the comments say that is so fancy
My reddit time is down to 0 for the day
@Unionhawk It's standard reference peanut butter.
I'm guessing used for laboratory testing.
cc @SaintWacko
That's amazing
What the hell
02:06
Choosy scientists choose NIST official peanut butter?
The video is super chunky, but you can play Homeworld in 4K.
@Yuuki pretty sure it's satire
@Yuuki Oh, those aren't going to be scalped at all.
02:07
OH! Did you know why Jif advertises as "Choosy moms choose"?
@Chippies Yes, but someone is going to take it seriously.
Fun fact of the day
@Yuuki that's why we have to point out it's satire! Be the hero of the day!
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Q: minecraft how can i /fill water?

mooncat39I have a huge amount of area that i need to fill relative to the player's place. I tried typing /fill ~-80 69 ~-80 ~80 69 ~80 water which basically fills a 160x160 hole 1 block deep relative to the player's coordinates, but that didn't work because it said There is no such item id with name minec...

Because, in a consumer poll, most polled don't care, but of those who did have a preference, Jif was the preference.
02:09
@Yuuki Says Satire right on the side of the page.
@Yuuki You apparently win this time
I just saw the url and was like "lol amiibo amirite"
@spugsley hey where are the shopped dolan tattoo pics?
@MattGiltaji NOPENOPENOPENOPE
4 hours ago, by badp
(for some reason though I don't feel like posting it)
True Tales of Glamorous Careers in Videogames.
02:13
@Unionhawk :(
I tried.
@Yuuki and succeeded
@spugsley pls
on a related note, i know what my new desktop background is
And one more:
02:16
@Yuuki I'd believe "Nintendo to take 30% of secondhand amiibo gross sales"
RIP @spugsley
@spugsley Please don't be angry. Pls.
@Yuuki ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. ARE. YOU. SERIOUS. ARE. YOU. SERIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?
@spugsley pls
@spugsley pls.
@spugsley pls!
02:18
I, for one, refuse to join this train
@uni pls
@spugsley It's funnier imagining this in your voice by the way
I'll have you know
oh. my. gawd. OH. MY. GAWD.
@Unionhawk oh, i was imagining it in the 50 dkp minus raid leader voice
@Frank I watched that earlier. I was drooling
02:22
@SaintWacko 'twill be extremely shiny.
@MattGiltaji No, like, literal @spugsley voice
@Frank Oh, wait, I didn't see it in 4k
I watched the demo from E3
Not that I can watch it in 4k anyways :P
@Unionhawk yah i don't know what @spugsley sounds like
@MattGiltaji I sound like your worst nightmare
@SaintWacko Another game that you might like, if you liked SpaceChem, is Infinifactory.
02:23
@Frank eh, Spacechem was alright
Spacechem is just as;dfkjsalkghs;adlkfhaslkd;fhasdf
But yeah, Scott Manley's been doing a few videos on Infinifactory
That is my opinion on spacechem
@MattGiltaji @spugsley has a very lovely voice
@Unionhawk I can't tell if it's a good one or a bad one
02:24
It's... fun?
I've played D3 with @spugsley, but I don't think we used voice
Ooh! That's what I can do! I was getting a little bored.
For definitions of fun including "beat my head against a wall"
@Frank New Season starts tomorrow!
@SaintWacko Not really a seasons kinda of guy.
02:25
@SaintWacko And Monster Hunter!
LadyWacko and I have plans to get delicious wings and start new characters
I'm personally glad, as a broke college student, that the minecraft modding/mapping communities are so great. It's like free new games all the time!
@Unionhawk I wonder if there's a Monster Hunter mod.
@SaintWacko I'm so excitedddddddddddddddd
Dunno
Probably
02:26
Oh God the last of these layoff stories.
Oh god oh god oh god oh god. :(
Not enough :( in the world.
@LessPop_MoreFizz wat?
@LessPop_MoreFizz I want to reach through the internet and hug those people because that is just so unbelievably terrible. :(
Like enough is enough world, c'mon.
@LessPop_MoreFizz What?
02:29
Not updated for 1.7, they've tried to jump to 1.8, but yup
Also... it... has like no features anymore. Apparently.
@TimStone yeah, it's just... What the fuck. :(
user15026
02:41
@LessPop_MoreFizz I couldn't read past the first one because I was just so sad and it made me want to hit things
Hrm... this problem is...
How... do interpret... hrm...
@AshleyNunn that one is literally the least sad. :( the last one shattered me and I don't blame you one bit for not getting there.
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz I couldn't do it. I had to enact emergency sadness and despair protocol.
That last one is so sad... I don't even know what to do
I knew it would be sad, I was expecting it, but still...
Stuff like this makes me feel like an ungrateful prick when I ask for a raise or look for a job that pays better
user15026
Alright, going to have to take a break from this conversation (because I am hitting 4 months in my current contract with no real idea if it will be renewed and I am getting close ot my OH GOD OH GOD what if I am poor again)
02:53
user15026
@Yuuki Kitties! Kitties help.
user15026
I am just at this point being awesome at work as much as possible and being like "please keep me" whenever it is appropriate to mention it
user15026
and also studying my butt off
@AshleyNunn I know that feel.
In that I'm that feel.
02:55
@Yuuki I don't have a problem with actual gifvs, I have a problem with the gif versions of webm's
user15026
@Yuuki That explains why my browser shit itself
@AshleyNunn Yeah, I managed to correct it just as mine was beginning to die.
user15026
@Yuuki I mean no one is going to nkow or care if I don't study and get my A+ cert like I am working on but I want it and I want to do the thing so I am doing the thing
@AshleyNunn I'm at a point in my project at work when things are moving kinda slow and I'm terrified.
Between that and the fact I don't work at the office on Tuesdays and Thursdays...
user15026
@Yuuki It's going to be okay!
02:58
And I leave at 11:30 on Mondays and Wednesdays...
user15026
@Yuuki Breathe! Look at the kitties! Kitties make it better
This actually looks pretty good?
@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, I'm tentatively interested.
03:13
I get the impression that Guy Ritchie has been watching Archer.
I think his accent is much better in this trailer.
user15026
@LessPop_MoreFizz I know nothing about the source material, but this looks like funsies
(And yes, I'm familiar with the actual source material.)
In comparison to Man of Steel.
03:18
@LessPop_MoreFizz Source video.
I prefer the short version.
+1 for presidential yolo
@LessPop_MoreFizz Aaand I was just posting the source video for anyone who hadn't seen it.
user15026
Okay, that made me smile
user15026
so now I can go to bed happy :D
03:26
I'm sad he said "that's pretty good" instead of "not bad".
03:41
What's everyone up to?
@Chippies HYPING.
@Yuuki what are we hyping about?
@Chippies MONSTER HUNTER.
@Yuuki You misspelled "typing"
Although I should really go to sleep since Fry's opens at 8.
03:42
@Yuuki is it still a 3ds exclusive?
@Chippies Yes?
lame
could've made it cross platform between 3ds and wii u
seeing as they seem to have the technology to do it points at smash
@Chippies A valid complaint, but I think Capcom's pointing at popularity.
@Yuuki well, maybe if Wii U had more good games the popularity would also go up >.>
@Chippies Smash is Nintendo first-party. And also exceedingly popular in the West.
@Chippies Not what I mean.
Monster Hunter is neither of those things.
03:44
is MH more popular on handhelds than consoles?
@Chippies In Japan? Hell yes.
Confirmed again: Japan is weird
Over the past gen, Monster Hunter alone has sold more copies in Japan than every Vita title combined.
Goddammit
MH4 sold 2 million copies in a day and a half.
03:46
Apparently matlab doesn't like bernouli trials stuff
And the Japanese love to play it on their portables.
Wait I'm just dumb
Capcom is definitely going to pay more attention to the Japanese fanbase than the Western fanbase.
I was using a function that ended up calculating 0.999*2^10000, instead of 0.999^10000
And it costs money to develop for multiple platforms, even if they're from the same company.
03:47
well, I'm not the target audience anyway
@Yuuki I understand that and I'm not gonna argue with the facts you're throwing at me, because I don't have a valid argument from a business standpoint
@Chippies It is a valid complaint though.
The only issue is that the numbers aren't working in our favor.
as a user that is only slightly likely to buy the game if it was released on Wii U, my opinion doesn't really matter :P
although if they did release it as cross platform, it could be a redeeming factor
I would love nothing more than for it appear on Wii U if it means I get to hunt with more people.
especially if you could transfer your save
Hell, I'd buy another copy.
I did for MH3U.
03:49
play on Wii U at home and play on 3ds when not at home
sounds ideal, if you have the cash to spare on 2 copies
@Chippies They did that with MH3U, but it didn't do as well as they expected I think.
@Yuuki well, the demo on the eshop is extremely deceiving
Plus, Nintendo kinda encouraged them to put it on the WiiU moreso.
@Chippies It's hard to demo a game like Monster Hunter.
I tried it and I thought the game was junk
then I pirated the Wii version and it was a much better game
I didn't play it much, because I hate wii controllers though
but my point is - the demo is very misleading to someone who knows nothing about the MH games
I've heard amazing stories about the series and the demo was a massive let down
Yeah, sad to say that the demo is probably more geared towards MH veterans, both to show off the new weapons and to let them that they haven't changed things for the worse.
03:53
I think it would actually be better if they didn't have a demo
@Chippies How did you find it misleading?
@Yuuki it's almost like a level based game
you choose who to hunt, choose your gear and go fuck shit up
@Chippies That is essentially how things work. Just not with the interface they show in the demo.
Which is where I can see things being misleading.
while the actual game focuses on actually getting gear and it's more open world
Why the hell does matlab not define 'e'?
Who is responsible for this
This nonsense
03:57
Are you looking for exp()?
...
yes
I just defined 'e' myself
But close enough
Oh, you meant e as in 1e10?
I thought you meant the constant.
I do mean the constant
1e10 is a thing in matlab
@Yuuki exp(n) is e^n
@TimStone Ah, I was just thinking "exponent".
My bad, carry on.
04:01
Place your bets! Will things break if I try to take the 10000th root of something?
Oh god it didn't like that at all
...and...dammit
Okay
well that's... annoying
It only took a couple of seconds, but it's not accurate enough to give me a meaningful result
Although... I suppose that result does mean something
Poor MATLAB, being abused :(
Meh
Better than the time I spawned 20! processes on the unix system by failing at fork
@Unionhawk y u so mean ;_;
I fucked up! I tried to fix it, but I think it spawned them quicker than I could send Ctrl+C
Or I terminated one and another would just immediately go
@Unionhawk Ahaha
04:09
Eventually it sorted itself out. Without crashing. Somehow.
Oh hey, wolframalpha was able to give me something
Oh I'm dumb again
But it didn't matter because it still wasn't accurate enough
-1
Q: Why can't I play online

Daniel MartinezWhy do you have to play in the same Wi-Fi to play multiplayer?Why cant they just add a button were we could just play with each other

-1
Q: Starcraft II Hacks/Cheats

Bob the zealotI use hacks/cheats in Starcraft II. In campaign mode, cheats work. For example: "terribleterribledamage" works. How can I cheat in multiplayer mode? Cheat Engine works against AIs, but it glitches me out when against real people. How can I cheat?

04:29
@Lazers ...no
@Yuuki A step in the right direction.
At least he'll go through the justice system just like anybody else.
Hopefully, we'll make it past the grand jury this time.
@Yuuki So long as the prosecutor treats it like any other grand jury case.
Which isn't a given, when there's a cop on the stand.
04:58
If he's been formally charged than there is no grand jury or it's already happened.
With something like third degree assault I would assume the former is the case
@Unionhawk yeah, most states have mostly done away with grand juries in general. New York and the federal courts are he main outliers, though there are situations where they'll be convened elsewhere as well, much less frequently.
It's a thing in Ohio I know
Yeah, it's a thing for felony cases in Alabama, except third degree assault is a misdemeanor.
Holy fuck it's midnight?
When did that happen?
05:13
-1
Q: Can we enjoy playing GTA4 after playing GTA5?

MVSR This question is not about asking differences between both the titles, I know I could google them. I just want to hear from people who played both the games. I have played GTA5 recently and GTA sanandreas before that. I missed out on GTA4 and I would like to know can we still enjoy playing GTA4 a...

0
Q: Pills not working

CrubleighI found a tears up pill and copied it a whole bunch of times with Jera + Blank Card. After eating an entire double room of pills, my tear stat is only at 3 and Isaac is not visibly firing faster. Is this supposed to happen?

@Unionhawk about 15 minutes ago
Give or take
05:54
@Yuuki The comments on this article make me want to /facepalm and no longer care about the article
06:12
0
Q: Just who is Rhoy?

BenIn Dark Souls 2, there is an NPC Invader called "Rhoy the Explorer". He is most well known for his offline invasion in the Grave of Saints, but his name, and likeness do appear in other areas of the game. For example, in NG+, in No-Mans wharf on the boat just before the Flexile Sentry, you can b...

06:26
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Q: Rome 2 Total War Campaign Turn Limit

user3554664Does the grand campaign in Rome 2 Total War have a turn limit, or is it open ended until one faction fulfills its victory conditions?

@Frank holy shit David Weber is awesome
He included as canon in his universe one of Heinlein's books
06:43
0
Q: Are there any tools to generate minecraft maps on sets of 3d solids?

Brian Ballsun-StantonWhat tool can I use, given a file (of whatever format the tool needs) of touching (but non-intersecting) 3d solids, generate a minecraft map out of those solids? The intention is to take in a 3d scan of an archaeological dig, layer by layer, and use this as a teaching tool in minecraft. I'm fami...

07:15
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Q: Forgot to Do System Transfer on old 3DS XL, can't login to old NNID

Scooter DouglassI just picked up the New 3DS XL and never knew about the system transfer until now. I did the 3DS exchange for $100 with GameStop without knowing about it. The GameStop employee didn't inform me either. I have the old SD card from the old system. Is there any way to unlink the NNID from my old 3...

0
Q: I am playing on a used 3ds I just bought

user102066If I delete the old user will it get rid of the saved data for the games?

08:08
Morning
Morning @Arp
Tonight is Battle Beast, Delain and Sabaton show. Yay! cc @KevinvanderVelden
Sounds like fun.
@5pike It will be fun. I've seen them this tour in January already (where the public succesfully convinced the singer of Sabaton to take of his pants and put them on his head).
It was hilarious.
@Arperum hants? Do you mean pants?
08:16
@5pike Yup. fixed it. very weird typo.
H and P are nowhere near each other, not even on AZERTY
@5pike Nope, it's literally the other side of one hand. I'm very confused as how I ended up with typing that wrong.
I also have a habit of swapping out "a" and "e" at random, in most cases I catch it though and then fix it
08:50
Oh man, I really don't like translating text.
Makes me doubt my capabilities in both languages...

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