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7:41 AM
Hi
does anybody know what's the meaning of "proficiency cap"?
 
@Meysam Any context?
 
@AndrewLeach Although STAAR Alternate 2 is intended for a small number of students, the proficiency cap does not limit the number of students receiving special education services who may take the alternate assessment.
 
Hmm. A cap is usually an upper limit. I have no idea why there should be an upper limit on ability (unless the thing is intended for students of lower proficiency).
 
7:59 AM
@AndrewLeach Yes that's intended for those students
 
8:12 AM
Thank you
 
@Robusto 10:30
 
Because it's a shortening of "half-past ten". We don't say "half-to" anything.
 
8:37 AM
exactly
 
 
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10:11 AM
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Q: Is "everyone is selfish" correct or "everyone are selfish"?

Abhay ChennagiriEveryone is selfish seems to sound right for me although it seems to look wrong.I wanted to know what is the right usage.

I cannot find a dupe. I felt sure there was one
 
Found.
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Q: Is "everyone" singular or plural?

Ben AlpertWhich is correct? Everyone were convinced that he would go to the game. Everyone was convinced that he would go to the game. I think it's "was", because "everyone" is singular, but I just wanted to check.

 
brilliant!
 
crl
10:30 AM
everyone should be plural
 
I'm happy being singular
 
crl
hehe, well everyone = each person so singular makes sense too
 
@MattЭллен No, I'm Spartacus!
 
sorry... I don't get it
I know who Spartacus was...
 
10:51 AM
Spartacus is a 1960 American epic historical drama film directed by Stanley Kubrick. The screenplay by Dalton Trumbo was based on the novel Spartacus by Howard Fast. It was inspired by the life story of the leader of a slave revolt in antiquity, Spartacus, and the events of the Third Servile War. The film starred Kirk Douglas as Spartacus, Laurence Olivier as the Roman general and politician Marcus Licinius Crassus, Peter Ustinov, who won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, as slave trader Lentulus Batiatus, John Gavin as Julius Caesar, Jean Simmons as Varinia, Charles Laughton as Sempronius...
The link is to the relevant part of that page.
 
> While reading this, the bolded suspended and confused me.
Sometimes it feels like I'm getting cancer from reading this site.
 
The Bolded And Suspended. That famous American soap opera
 
The question is: why did the bolded have to read this in the first place? Surely it could have just suspended him right away.
 
oh. it's LePres.
 
@AndrewLeach wrong, wrong, wrong. We do say "40 rods and a half to the hogshead".
 
11:03 AM
Furby it from me
 
Apr 8 '11 at 18:07, by psmears
@Kosmonaut It was a source of much hilarity to us as children (growing up in the south of England) when my sister asked my father how to spell "furry", and he (from Liverpool) responded by asking, "Do you mean furry like a teddy bear, or a furry that grants wishes?"
So you're saying, fair be it?
 
I'm verbalising Furbies
 
English weirds language.
 
English doesn't weird language, people do :D
although fur could be a pronunciation of far in the west of England
 
I don't think English is a language at all. It looks like more of a car battery to me. Discuss.
 
11:07 AM
Discusses aren't very good car batteries
 
Anything ending in asses deserves a little bit of battery now and then.
 
don't assess me too harshly. my manager will be doing that in 20 minuets
sees typo, leaves it
 
Sees no typo, leaves it.
 
typos sees and leaves
no matter in which way
no matter which way
no which way
no way
way
 
Ay
I've read the Spiegel Online review of The Imitation Game and they had very little good to say.
 
11:14 AM
I liked it.
 
It was titled, "hasn't the man suffered enough already".
 
A friend of mine pointed out that they holywoodised it a fair amount, romanticising some bits and fictionalising how much involvement the group had in decision making
 
@MattЭллен and in a nutshell, that is pretty much the problem. Everyone will like it and it will get twenty Oscars, even though it does the poor man no justice and in fact invents certain things out of thin air.
@MattЭллен yes yes yes, and much more.
Oscar bait. Mainstream.
 
Spiegel also criticizes how apparently being gay means never sleeping with a man.
 
11:17 AM
eh... I think not adding pointless sex scenes that don't advance the story isn't a bad thing
 
Right on, adding pointless non-sex scenes that never happened is much better.
The thing is, according to Spiegel it would advance the story if his loneliness wouldn't be stylized so much. You have to ask yourself if he ever had a boyfriend at all.
 
It's like he never could dream of coming close to another gay, they say.
Of course I'll still watch it, like I did with King's Speech and Titanic and Sex & the City 2, but I'm no longer expecting much.
But I'd rather see Grand Budapest Hotel win, though I think it's not even running for Best Picture.
Why ever that would be.
 
it is in the running for best picture
 
Oh hell yeah, then I'd rather see it win all the more.
Hm, something about the images on the Oscars site is quite striking.
Just look at this. Everything about it is awfully stylized to the max.
That coat hasn't been worn for even just a day.
 
11:31 AM
:)
 
Now compare that to, I dunno:
Or even just:
 
:D
 
Of course I realize the latter is also stylized. But it's nowhere as in-your-face.
 
hi
 
hi
 
11:54 AM
@RegDwigнt yeah, Kiera Knightly could have popped right out of Dad's Army
the costumes on the whole could have
would pejoration mean "use of insulting language"?
 
12:14 PM
@RegDwigнt Is that Kit?
@MattЭллен Hello, I don't feel good today. I feel very confused.
 
12:32 PM
Interesting how the New Yorker hyphenates teen-ager but doesn't hyphenate nonprofit.
 
@MattЭллен Yeah, I wondered because in German halb zehn means 9:30.
@RegDwigнt They have their own [peculiar] style guide.
 
Yeah. And Rule 1 through 100 is "God forbid if one of your cartoons is funny or even just comprehensible".
I'm reading *The Whole Haystack: How to Catch a Terrorist", and it's interspersed with shit like this:
> And that's why you go on safari
> Time’s up. Crayons down.
Like, what the actual frigg.
The confusingship of this is otherworldly.
 
@RegDwigнt No shit in this chat.
 
You don't say.
Dec 16 '14 at 21:45, by Jasper Loy
I am back from the shit, but I decided not to shower.
Oct 24 '14 at 14:22, by Jasper Loy
It's about an hour left till the last bus or train leaves. I should get going soon. Need to shit and shower and then go to town, lol.
Dec 16 '14 at 21:23, by Jasper Loy
I am going to have a shit and a shower now.
Dec 15 '14 at 18:56, by Jasper Loy
@MattЭллен What did you eat? I just had a great shit.
 
Who is Jasper? I am A Beautiful Mind.
 
12:44 PM
Aug 16 '14 at 21:15, by Jasper Loy
I got suspended in the Math room for saying "I had a great shit".
 
It seems that Kit only returned to this room for the hats. Now she is gone again.
 
To her defense, nobody wants to stay in a room full of shit.
 
@RegDwigнt It's painful that my condition worsened in December somehow. I am still trying to understand what happened.
 
@ABeautifulMind what's confusing you?
 
Yuck.
Good morning, I guess.
 
12:48 PM
@MattЭллен Well, sometimes I try to do something to resolve an OCD theme, but after that it seems to have gotten worse, so now I blame myself for doing it in the first place. I feel very guilty for having made it worse when it does get worse.
 
@Cerberus hello
@ABeautifulMind don't feel guilty for trying.
 
bows
 
Do or do not, there is no try. Guilty will trying make you.
 
No do or try, do there is not.
 
I am going to make some coffee. I don't think it makes me more anxious, so it is alright to have it.
 
12:54 PM
Doo-bee-doo-bee-do.
 
You're blue dabadedabodow
 
Dee, Tom, and Jerry Doo.
Holy something.
Now that's some camo.
 
Wow, I think living there might be worse than North Korea.
 
They have didgeridoos. That is clearly OVER 9000 better than what they have in North Korea.
 
I have bad news. The mosquito bit me again. I need to find it and kill it.
 
1:00 PM
You might want to read up on news values.
News values, sometimes called news criteria, determine how much prominence a news story is given by a media outlet, and the attention it is given by the audience. A. Boyd states that: "News journalism has a broadly agreed set of values, often referred to as 'newsworthiness'..." News values are not universal and can vary widely between different cultures. In Western practice, decisions on the selection and prioritization of news are made by editors on the basis of their experience and intuition, although analysis by J. Galtung and M. Ruge showed that several factors are consistently applied across...
 
I do not wish to read news. It makes me upset.
 
I wouldn't worry as long as it doesn't make you upmatch.
 
but do you have updog?
 
Who let the dogs up?
 
I think it helps me to come to this chat and talk to people.
 
1:05 PM
good :)
 
I no longer feel part of Antarctica.
Too many people in Antarctica have hurt me.
 
but penguins are so cute!
 
> This term is idependent of your sexual orientaion.
I spot a typo. Should be iDependent.
 
iDempotent, even!
 
iDem everyone, not just potent.
 
1:09 PM
iBid
 
iBM.
iNtel inside.
 
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Q: Using "a tiny" in the same way as "a little"

KirillSaying That made me a little happier is clearly perfectly fine, yet no one would really ever say That made me a tiny happier, even though both "little/tiny bit happier" are fine. Is there some logic to this? It's perfectly clear what the second sentence means, even though it sounds "...

 
> Is there some logic to this?
 
Some answers, crazy town.
 
no. never
 
1:11 PM
> The problem is this. Although I can say 'a little dog' and 'a tiny dog', I can say 'a little sad' but not 'a tiny sad'.
How is that an answer? That is the question, silly.
 
and the answerer has answered twice!
 
@MattЭллен oh but there is! The logic goes: they are two different words. And different words behave differently. That's why they are different words and not the same word.
 
@ABeautifulMind I keep saying that the weather in Antarctica is a primary consideration. It's not like anywhere else.
 
Why the hell do people expect completely different words to behave the same?
 
Also the roads are kept clean.
 
1:13 PM
beause overgeneralisation
 
Uncountable -adjectives-?
Do people just make stuff up?
 
See, why can I say overgeneralization but not betweengeneralization or downgeneralization? Is there some logic to this?
 
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A: Using "a tiny" in the same way as "a little"

Matt ЭлленQuite simply "a little" can be used as both an adjective and adverb, but "a tiny" can only be used as an adjective.

 
Why aren't people undergeneralizing more often?
 
I took up the challenge
 
1:15 PM
Nice!
 
@Mitch I saw one person do that so it must never happen
 
@MattЭллен hold me tiny, closer dancer.
 
is that undergeneralisation?
 
But you actually thought about the answer. Which is not fair to the others.
 
And dude. Since when is "a" part of an adjective.
Sorry, I mean chap.
 
1:16 PM
"A very"
Check and mate.
 
Your mama so a fat.
 
@RegDwigнt I know. I was figuring the paralellism would help, but now I think about it, it makes things worse
 
She a gina lowla bridgeda
 
LOAL.
Laughing out a loud.
 
FOF Friend Of Friend
Because it is unspecified if you have more than one or not
 
1:18 PM
What a would Jesus do?
 
It sounds so fauxtalian
 
@RegDwigнt see a little bread v little bread
that's when
 
@Mitch Well, I don't care for the nice weather and clean roads. These are nonissues to me.
 
I look and look but I see no a bread.
I don't think you're familiar with my an office. Like, at all.
 
compound adjective
 
1:20 PM
I remember many people laughed when I called a toilet stall a cubicle.
 
That is some mad editing right there.
 
@ABeautifulMind then I suggest Iceland
 
yes. I am a mad editreuse
 
When you reuse, that's not edit, that's copypaste.
 
@Mitch You must be on your phone right now.
 
1:21 PM
I think the streets are clean anyway whether you want it or not I'd hate to force clean streets on you.
Yes I am. How can you tell? My spelling is impeccabl.
 
Because you don't use the arrows to reply.
 
@MattЭллен shrug. Still a not part a of an anything.
 
Clever! Yes that's exactly right and quite an annoyance
 
@RegDwigнt why not?
 
Articling thes language.
 
1:24 PM
a little is a different thing to little
 
user116848
Hi
 
lot is not an adjective by itself
 
@MattЭллен nothing to do with the adjective and everything to do with countability, i.e. the noun. Which is its whole damn job, after all.
 
The mosquito bit me ten times, then after ten days it bit me one time. I wonder when it will bite again.
 
@MattЭллен yes, and an apple is a different thing to an orange.
@MattЭллен a lot is not an adjective, either.
 
1:26 PM
@RegDwigнt then what is it?
 
@MattЭллен gen ref, that's what.
Noun: a lot
  1. A large amount.
  2. I have a lot of things to say.
  3. Many things, much.
Adverb: a lot (not comparable)
  1. (idiomatic) very much; a great deal; to a large extent.
  2. (idiomatic) often; frequently
Holy moly, watch this thing inline.
 
hmmm
ok. I guess I understand
 
Not that I agree with their classification of "a lot of things" as a noun.
 
would it be fair to call "a little" a determiner? since you can replace it with some?
 
"A lot of" = "many". That's no noun.
It would make "a lot of things" a compound noun, too.
Bollocks.
So yeah disregard everything in that shitty wiki entry, except for the fact that no adjective.
@MattЭллен yes, precisely what I'm saying.
 
1:31 PM
@RegDwigнt oh good. I do understand then :D
 
If I ask, how much do you like this or that, you can answer "a lot" or "a little", but you can't answer "a car" or "a cheese".
"How much" is no noun.
 
Yes, you can answer a car. How much you like this is how much you like a car.
I often wish I can talk to @MattЭллен in person, or Kit. =)
 
@ABeautifulMind I shall gladly henceforth answer every "how" question of yours with "a car".
Sep 26 '14 at 16:02, by Will Hunting
@mahnax How is school?
A car.
 
I'm not much good in person. no edit feature.
 
Oct 16 '14 at 0:00, by Jasper Loy
Anyway, how are you and Mario?
A car.
Aug 15 '14 at 9:57, by Jasper Loy
How many Marias did you have in the past?
A car.
 
1:35 PM
it's starting to make sense
 
Jan 8 at 1:22, by Jasper Loy
So how did the big thing at work go?
A car.
 
@ABeautifulMind that is funny. because a cubicle is what most office people work in. like working in a toilet
 
Who is Will? I am A Beautiful Mind.
 
Nov 28 '14 at 14:17, by Jasper Loy
How many years can a laptop last if you take care of it?
A car.
 
crl
A quarter of a century
 
1:37 PM
How do you treat fish with long fingernails?
 
@Mitch Here in Antarctica, we call both office and toilet cubicle.
 
A semi.
 
@MattЭллен I can backspace on things I say outloud.
It's a talent I have.
 
@Mitch sounds very useful
 
1:38 PM
@Mitch You must be on your computer now.
 
Pictured from left to right: treating fish with long fingernails. Not pictured: fish, fingernails.
 
well. now I know
 
@ABeautifulMind Antarctica has all the modern conveniences. You never have to leave your office cubicle/isolation chamber/space probe. I hear they have a bar.
 
I hear they have a car.
 
@ABeautifulMind Or I figured out how to reply directly to questions on my my phone.
Or now I'm Carlos.
 
1:40 PM
@Mitch You mean Carlo?
 
How do I reply on my my phone? A car.
 
oops. Is he Italian?
 
@Mitch Si.
 
or is there more than one of him?
As I just stated, yes there is.
 
Ask how many of him there is and I will tell you.
 
1:40 PM
@Mitch I only know one copy of him. I am not sure if he is still alive.
 
How many of them are there? (I'm guessing a car)
 
A lorry.
Good thing you asked, your guess was way off.
 
Oh! eyebrows raised
 
So now we have a question asking for what single word encompasses a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
 
In America, I believe there are no lorries.
 
1:41 PM
@tchrist yes.
That was easy. Next question.
 
@ABeautifulMind They were all run over by our kick-ass trucks.
 
@tchrist I would close it as too localised.
 
How do we have a question about a single word for a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
 
@Mitch In Antarctica, we have lorries.
 
Trapped... in the GI tract?
Uncomfortable to say the least.
 
1:42 PM
@MattЭллен A carriage.
 
in the blood stream
 
Then the answer is a LTIAMB.
 
OK then, how a bout a two-word request?
 
A diligence.
Or a stage-coach.
I already closed ten questions today. I cannot close a car more.
 
Actually, they might be a word for someone with an irrational fear or dislike for one's own selfsame gender. But it's fLaggable.
 
1:44 PM
@MattЭллен Sometimes, I feel that the exact time I will be well again, if it happens, is predestined.
 
A cheese perhaps. But not a car.
@ABeautifulMind what a predestrian thought.
 
autophobe
 
Cheese? hm... reminds me of something I left out over night.
 
Eww.
Too much information.
 
Men secrete cheese all the time.
 
1:46 PM
A whole car of information.
 
How much?
 
@ABeautifulMind what did you just say about not shitting in this room?
 
TFMFI
 
@RegDwigнt Shit is not cheese.
 
@ABeautifulMind possibly so
 
1:47 PM
@RegDwigнt What? stops
 
After a point has been driven home, Jasper takes a semi and drives right through it, just to make sure no listener survives.
Every single time.
We are all zombies here because of that.
@Mitch Hammertime!
 
I miss KitSox.
 
if (errno == ENOSMEGMA) panic("ewwwwwwwwww");
 
@Mitch I miss all her oxen.
 
Roxie
 
1:50 PM
And after a point has been run over by Jasper in his semi, tchrist writes some Perl poetry about it.
Every single time.
We are all poets here because of that.
 
I no longer talk about shitting or the deadness of this chat as requested. I am considerate of others.
 
And yet, you used the word "shit" five times in the last two hours alone.
Whenever you don't talk about shit, it's only to talk about not talking about shit.
How about we discuss dandelions instead.
Or dandegazelles.
 
that's a dandy idea
 
O dandy, you came and you stopped me from shaking. But I sent you away, o dandy.
 
@MattЭллен I feel so tired of struggling with my mental illness. I don't have much strength left.
@RegDwigнt Hmm, I think I was inspired by you.
 
1:53 PM
People inspired by me start playing with LEGO or speaking Russian. That sort of thing.
 
Given his bicycling proclivities, I wonder whether @Cerberus isn't an autophobe. But maybe they have apartheid lanes for his transpo-type in the Sunkenlands and so he knows No Fear.
 
@ABeautifulMind this is why it's good to have a councelor or therapist to talk to. Talking to us is great, but we're no substitute for a professional when you feel at the end of your wits.
 
@RegDwigнt I currently have no licence to drive. I don't think I will ever get a car, even if I do make it to the Arctic from Antarctica.
 
@tchrist He did watch Sex and the City 2, in strong support of your theory.
 
@RegDwigнt you mixed up daniel and the lions
 
1:55 PM
@MattЭллен hey I am a substitute for a professional alright. Just not a particularly good one. But that's what "substitute" means.
 
Jasper, your autophobia is showing.
 
@tchrist Sorry, I was not following. What is autophobia? Fear of yourself?
 
subastute
 
Eat fresh.
 
@RegDwigнt substitute doesn't mean similar but worse. a substitute player should be in better condition
 
1:56 PM
subasstude
 
@MattЭллен Then he wouldn't be a substitute in the first place.
Clearly he sucks. QED.
 
Jasper that is a whoosh.
 
crl
carphobia
 
Carachnophobia.
 
1:57 PM
Maybe I should change my name. But I think I need to pay a fee for that to make it official.
 
@RegDwigнt this is why you aren't a multimillionaire football team manager
 
@MattЭллен no, this is why you are so terribly misinformed as to think I am not a multimillionaire football team manager.
I am QEDing left and right, what a streak.
 
@RegDwigнt misinformed am I? oh we'll see about that.
 
Watch me quod you of your erat.
See, there's Kit's oxen alright.
 
the first page of google hits for multi millionaire football team manager does not have your name on it. QED
 

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