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2:00 PM
@AshleyNunn I no longer have you on WhatsApp! D: It didn't carry over when I switched phones! Can you message me?
 
Also, in a way you could say I'm still a Turtle, since pride lives in a shell... just like a turtle.
 
I feel like we should all use FMA gravatars.
@Fluttershy could be Nina
 
@OrigamiRobot No. Doctor Teef forever.
 
@OrigamiRobot Nope
 
And I won't use an FMA gravatar because I don't think it's that good.
 
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2:01 PM
@Fluttershy I sure can
 
@OrigamiRobot Remember that time @Fluttershy linked a picutre of DKSAJD;Kej FRANK WAHAAAAAAT
OKAY, OKAY
 
@Frank Well we all knew you were a monster.
 
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@OrigamiRobot Noooooo
 
@FRANK, THIS IS SO HORRIBLE I CAN'T EVEN PUT IT ON FLUTTERSHY'S LIST OF WARCRIMES
TIME TO MAKE ANEW LIST OF @FRANK'S WARCRIMES
 
Someone has an opinion that doesn't align with the majority! Burn him! Burn him now!
 
2:03 PM
@Frank's Warcrimes:
- Hates Full Metal Alchemist
- Was happy about what happened to Nina
- Hates rainbows
 
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@Frank prepares the stakes and the bonfire
 
If I think about it I couldn't put a finger to where I sit on FMA.
I liked it when I watched it and I liked certain concepts and characters but, well, that was years ago. Yeeeeaaaarsss agooooo
 
@Wipqozn See, some of this might be true, if I actually knew who Nina is.
 
Nina is the first time you cry in FMA.
 
@GraceNote did you only watch the first anime? If so, you should really watch brotherhood of read the manga. The manga/brotherhood story is much, much better.
 
2:04 PM
@Wipqozn -Has already forgotten about Nina*
 
@Wipqozn What Nina?
 
@Wipqozn Both have been experienced. YEEEEEAAAAARSSS AGOOOO
 
@Frank That's a terrible thing to say about Ms. Sarkeesian.
 
@GraceNote Oh, yeah, it has been years since the manga ended. Damn.
I feel so old now.
 
@Powerlord Hah. Good one!
 
2:05 PM
Great,now I can't tell who JasonBerkan or @Wipqozn are.
 
@OldManBerkan Unless you're @Frank (or @Fluttershy), in which case you laughed.
I'd be lying to claim that screwing up people wasn't part of the reason I switched.
 
I probably shouldn't have gone there, we don't want the general asshattery of the pro/con Sarkeesian stuff to leak into this chat.
 
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Q: Redeem keys without downloading

user85756Related to Bulk activate product keys in Steam, I have the same problem with a lot of bundles (Humble Bundle is no longer a problem, but other sources have given me a crap ton of Steam codes that are tedious to redeem one at a time). In addition, redeeming a key automatically wants to start downl...

 
@OrigamiRobot I'll switch back tomorrow. You'll just have to suffer for one day.
 
@OrigamiRobot: I won't switch back in a day, so you'll need to suffer for much longer.
 
2:07 PM
So, how about that bacon?
 
@Wipqozn now looks like @AshleyNunn
 
@OldManBerkan ...btw, you know how often you can change your name is limited, right?
 
@Powerlord I do, which is why I changed my name on my LEGO SE account.
 
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@OrigamiRobot That's not weird at all ;)
 
@OrigamiRobot R.I.P Alot
 
2:10 PM
Poor alot.
 
@Wipqozn Ah, now I don't recognize you
 
Oh, so the new 3DS will come in both standard and XL size versions.
Also... why did they move select and start again? I mean, I know the XL's Select/Start position annoyed me, but I swear they change between below the screen to two buttons on the right and back in every DS revision, let alone 3DS
(They're back where they were on the DS Lite if you've ever had one of those)
 
I want a new Metroid game. Bridge, you are all now required to ensure that this happens.
 
@Frank k
 
@Frank A remake of Metroid 2 wouldn't be bad either
 
2:23 PM
@Frank Consider it not even started yet.
 
That reminds me, how is AM2R doing?
 
@Frank Sounds good. Would a visual novel be a fitting medium? :)
 
@Powerlord A remake of the NES games in the Super Metroid style would be decent.
 
@MartinSojka No, it clearly needs to be a dating sim.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Does the franchise even have enough hot boys/men to date?
 
2:24 PM
@Frank There's a fan project named AM2R (Another Metroid 2 Remake) that is attempting to do something like that.
 
@MartinSojka That's not a game.
 
@MartinSojka there are plenty of space pirates for her to choose from
 
However, it sounds like they've just switched game engines, which of course means any progress stopped while they ported everything over.
 
@Powerlord Seeing as how I never played the NES ones, that might be interesting.
 
@Frank Metroid 2 was a Gameboy game.
Oh, and Nintendo already did a remake of Metroid 1 in Super Metroid style. See: Metroid: Zero Mission for the GBA.
 
2:26 PM
@Powerlord These are also good games.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Ok, so that would make her CO, one "Han Solo" type pirate, one "Captain Harlock" type pirate, ...
I think I can work with just three guys for now.
 
Good! Get on it @MartinSojka.
 
But I've been listening to the Metroid Prime music for the last couple of days, and been replaying Prime. So I'm a bit of a Metroid funk.
 
@Powerlord wasn't prime a "rendition" of the first game?
 
@Rapitor No. It takes place immediately after it.
 
2:28 PM
ah.
 
@Powerlord and somehow she still loses all of her stuff
 
@KevinvanderVelden Yup... power surge in an elevator as I recall.
 
@KevinvanderVelden Sequelitis trope; have to de-power the hero(ine) somehow.
@Powerlord More or less, yep.
 
Prime series actually has it happen though.
Like, within each game, something actually happens. Granted the fact that you manage to lose everything every time is hilarious in its own right, it kinda outweighs the fact they shoe-d in an explanation, though.
 
She should just invest in some good oldfashioned ductape and tape those damned powerups to herself
 
2:31 PM
@GraceNote Most games don't even deal with it. It's just, "What? That stuff you had in the last game? What about it?"
 
@GraceNote there's a button on the back of her suit to just ditch everything is what I gather.
 
Pretty much. Hence why it outweighs.
 
At least the Prime games try to explain it.
 
@KevinvanderVelden What I find strange is that every single planet she goes to has replacements for everything she used to have.
 
Metroid 2 and Super don't even bother.
 
2:32 PM
I mostly blame the Chozo for those two entries.
 
I forget if Fusion does, and Other M is lambasted for how they did it.
 
Were the Chozo so plentiful and prescient to realize she had need of all this stuff everywhere, because something would short circuit her systems?
 
Fusion has you lose your suit so you can kinda pretend that's why.
 
@Powerlord Fuzion uses "you have anew suit"
 
("She still has her powers but won't use them until Adam says so")
 
FAE
2:32 PM
@Frank Yes. handwave
 
@Frank IIRC, Gothic I had you trapped under the rubble of a collapsing cave at the end of the game, so Gothic II could start with you being low-level since you just barely survived and were in coma for months or something like that.
 
Which is kinda the same as how Prime 3 did it anyway.
 
("Including Varia suit in Lava areas")
 
@Powerlord that's just the worst...
 
@Powerlord I actually liked Other M for that. It at least included an explanation that wasn't, "Meh. Chozo shotgunned powerups throughout the galaxy."
 
2:33 PM
@Frank Prime 2's powers aren't Chozo based. Forget if 3's are.
Well, 3's have to be since they're the same powers as 1.
 
Some are, some aren't, I think?
 
@Powerlord I'm replaying, so my recollection is thin.
 
@FAE waves sonic screwdriver around distractingly
 
You steal half your powers in 3, half from the other hunters and half from the Phazon stuffs.
 
At least the storytelling in Metroid is moving in the right direction.
 
2:34 PM
Things like the Screw Attack and the Space Jump and all that traversal jazz... I can't recall if that was Chozo all up ins all over again.
 
Just to remind everyone how terrifying nature used to be.
 
@GraceNote speaking of hunters.. they really need to do something with metroid prime hunters for the ds again. that game was amazing
 
It's nowhere near what I'd call a coherent story, but it's moving towards it.
 
Anyway, I was 2/3 the way through replaying Prime 2 and just stopped... probably because I detest the Sanctuary Fortress area.
 
@OrigamiRobot terrifying -> cool (ftfy)
 
2:35 PM
@Rapitor "Shadow Freeze".
 
@Unionhawk Not mutually exclusive.
 
@OrigamiRobot to be honest, nature can still be pretty damn terrifying
 
So, anyway, I found that Metroidvania is apparently a category on Kongregate, it's just hidden.
 
Why are you guys talking about Metroid?
Is there a new one coming out?
Or are my dreams going to be crushed again?
 
No, @Frank wants one.
 
2:36 PM
@SaintWacko @Frank ordered a new one being made.
 
Sorry for crushing your dreams
 
SO DO I
They need to make one for the 3DS
 
15 mins ago, by Frank
I want a new Metroid game. Bridge, you are all now required to ensure that this happens.
 
Now
 
@Frank So, are you playing original Prime 1 or Trilogy Prime 1?
 
2:37 PM
@KevinvanderVelden Luckily the oxygen levels nowdays keep the insects in check.
 
@Frank I will do whatever I can to ensure it happens
 
@Powerlord Trilogy Prime 1.
 
@OrigamiRobot yes.
 
Because I can't find my Gamecube controller.
 
@Frank Good choice.
 
2:37 PM
I need to get the Trilogy
I also need to finish Prime 3
 
@SaintWacko Unfortunately, it had a limited print run.
 
Raising insects in an oxygen rich environment is still terrifying.
 
@Powerlord Yeah, I know :(
 
Also, let's qualify this: it has to be not-terrible (glares at Other M)
 
It's damned expensive to find one now
@Unionhawk Oh, it wasn't that bad
The story in Other M was annoying
The gameplay was phenomenal
 
2:38 PM
Also, it's impossible to get Friend thingies (for Prime 3's extras) now since the Wii's network was disabled.
 
@SaintWacko It was pretty goddamn stupid. That's my main issue with it.
 
4 mins ago, by Frank
At least the storytelling in Metroid is moving in the right direction.
 
@Unionhawk sorry, we already decided it will be a dating sim.
 
At least there IS a story.
 
2:39 PM
@Unionhawk But the game itself felt like the original 2d ones
But in 3d
 
I wonder if my cousin ever sold the copy of Prime Trilogy I bought for him. I don't think he ever played it and it's worth more now used than when I bought it for him new.
 
@OrigamiRobot That's right! Everyone does!
 
In the Prime games, Samus kinda feels like a tank. In Other M, she's back to being an agile hunter
 
@Frank You could not be more wrong it hurts. Other M had a terrible story.
 
@Unionhawk I liked it.
 
2:40 PM
@Unionhawk I disagree there. The story wasn't bad
 
They actually tried to humanize our heroine.
 
It didn't really fit with the Samus of the other games
But then again, it was set before those
 
Perhaps they didn't succeed, but I think the effort is worth noting.
 
@SaintWacko Anita Sarkeesian would have a field day with Other M.
or did she already... I forget.
 
@OrigamiRobot it's adorable! Where is my flame thrower?
 
2:42 PM
@Frank the problem was, they did it by taking a strong female character and making her extremely subservient to her male CO
Actually, he wasn't even her CO anymore, was he?
 
@SaintWacko I'm not saying it didn't have problems.
 
@SaintWacko wasn't he a love interest
 
@Rapitor I don't think so
 
It was more that I think they tried to do something different, and gamers burned them at the stake for it.
 
i have no idea really with that game.
 
2:43 PM
@SaintWacko Yeah. That's all of what makes it terrible, and that's all it needed imo to make it terrible.
 
It's always felt like more of a father daughter relationship to me
@Unionhawk Imagine, though, if it wasn't a Metroid game. If it was the same story, but with different characters
Would it still be a terrible story?
 
The other sad thing is that this entire backstory was pulled from the (barely mentioned) backstory of Metroid Fusion.
 
It wasn't "Remember the missiles you had last game? Your... suit... exploded... and you need to find another missile launcher", no, you had to be told that you were allowed to use them.
 
@Powerlord Does Adam Malkovich not get mentioned anywhere but Fusion?
 
@SaintWacko Didn't even exist in prior entries
 
2:45 PM
@SaintWacko Other M, obviously... but those are the only two places.
 
Huh, I didn't realize that
 
I don't think the comics even had anything of the sort.
 
Interesting
 
@Unionhawk Except the Power Bomb. You're never told you can use that, you just gain that ability during the final boss battles.
 
...the power bomb is the final boss weapon that time around?
 
2:46 PM
And you'd better remember how to use it from the tutorials.
 
I want a 3ds Metroid game that has the gameplay of Other M, and the story of Prime
And the music of Prime
Dear god, the music of Prime
 
@GraceNote Yup. It's the final weapon you get in Metroid: Zero Mission as well.
 
I think I'm going to buy some spray paint and work on my nerf gun this weekend
 
The Magmoor Caverns theme
 
@SaintWacko 3ds hunters.
 
2:46 PM
cc @SaintWacko @KevinvanderVelden
 
I approve of this idea
 
Yeah, but in Zero Mission it's just a late item, it's not the FINAL BOSS WEAPON
 
@SaintWacko Isn't that just Norfair's theme from Super Metroid?
@GraceNote It's not the only weapon you use against that boss.
...and given what the final boss is, it kinda makes sense.
 
@Rapitor I thought that was a normal DS game
 
Let's get me on the right state then - is it the equivalent of the Hyper Beam (or for example the Ice Beam in Fusion) for the final boss fight?
 
2:48 PM
@SaintWacko yeah im saying it should get a 3ds sequal
 
Or is it just... a thing you happen to get at around that time?
 
@Rapitor Ah, okay. I never played Hunters
It always sounded weird to me. Like it wasn't part of the Metroid universe
 
@GraceNote Yes. I could tell you what the last boss is if you want me to explain why it makes sense.
 
Kinda like Smash Bros to the respective characters' games
 
@SaintWacko i don't know how "canon" it is, but it is fun as hell
 
2:49 PM
I can imagine why it'll make sense mechanically and story-wise.
 
and i think some of the hunters are in prime 3
 
@Rapitor Oh, that's true
 
I wouldn't mind you saying the name but Ionno if others in here would so I'll stay you the concern of that and I'll just look it up.
 
basically it was the first metroid with a truly good MP
 
Hm
Maybe I'll have to pick it up somewhere
 
2:49 PM
as well as a unique singleplayer
 
First I need to find my 3DS
 
it was a lot more open
 
I'm not sure what I've done with it
 
@Unionhawk Which is actually how military organizations work. It's not inconceivable that's what they were going for.
 
> CHUMBAWAMBA Based on a band member's dream. He didn't know which door to use in a public toilet because the signs said 'Chumba' and 'Wamba' instead of 'Men' and 'Women'
cc @Sterno
 
2:50 PM
@Frank I think the problem everyone has is that that's not how Samus works
 
@Frank UNSC pretty much tells Master Chief to go nuts on all occasions
 
@Frank See, my mindcanon for Samus is that she's a strong female character who makes her own goddamn rules.
 
True, this is earlier in her career, but still...
Why the hell are they telling her she can't use her weapons
 
@SaintWacko Her actually co-operating with others is still new to the series.
 
And why the hell is she listening?
@Frank Right
 
2:51 PM
Actually shooting things willy nilly tends to be a bad thing.
 
Oh, and as a reminder: Other M takes places a few months after Super Metroid and some time before Metroid: Fusion.
 
Huh, I see.
That explains why it is suitable as the final boss weapon.
 
@SaintWacko It could easily be explained as, "Hey, uh, I need help taking down this big bad, but I don't know how to work in a team. Help?"
 
It just seems weird that when she's up against a boss that could be blown away by missiles, instead she's picking away at it with her power beam because she's been told not to use missiles
 
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Q: Couch co-op individual loot unbalanced?

kaufmanMy girlfriend and I only play in offline couch co-op mode. I play a Barb currently at L67 and she plays a Wizard at L69. We're playing ROS on Xbox360. What we've noticed is that often a chest or treasure goblin or even a low-level boss (champion?) will spit out a lot of loot that goes only to me...

 
2:53 PM
Damnit, now I want to just sit down and play all the Metroid games
@Lazers Oh, no, the forums are leaking
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Metroid Marathon! Put your donations in! Should @SaintWacko save the animals, or kill the animals?
 
@SaintWacko What if she misses? And hits a teammate?
 
@Frank In a lot of these battles, it's just her
 
Her teammate can shrug off the power beam, but not missiles.
 
@KevinvanderVelden I still need to decide what color to paint the grip.
 
2:54 PM
She's working with a team, but for a lot of it, she and the rest of the marines go in different directions
 
@SaintWacko It'd be neat if they allowed you to use missiles, but gave a warning that friendlies could be damaged by it.
 
@Frank Yeah, that would be nice
 
And change the story depending on how much of a Rambo she could be.
 
But then they'd have to make it so friendlies can die non-scripted
 
@SaintWacko Baby steps.
 
2:55 PM
@OrigamiRobot teal! Teal best color
 
We have a story, and I can see how in a military organization they have to release the big guns.
If for no other reason than, "Samus is gonna use power bombs! Everybody get out!"
 
@KevinvanderVelden Teal isn't very steampunk...
 
@OrigamiRobot hmm
 
seems like new saints row has been revealed
 
3:03 PM
So, I'm wondering if I should get the upgrade from Guacamelee Gold to Super Fighting Championship Edition or whatever it's called.
 
FAE
@Rapitor Oooooooh
 
@Powerlord i have the super whatever edition, what makes them different?
 
@Rapitor The latter has additional levels, a new boss, and new game modes.
However, it'll cost me $5 to upgrade
Speaking of upgrading, it'll be cheaper to buy Q.U.B.E. Director's Cut from GOG rather than upgrading it on Steam.
 
 
3:07 PM
if you beat gold then theres really not much reason to upgrade, INTENSO is the "win" button for when you get stuck. pollo bombs are useless (but comedic). not sure what those 2 levels are, and the boss is eh.
 
from Songs of the IBM, 1937.
 
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Tennis

Proposed Q&A site for tennis enthusiasts and fans.

Currently in definition.

 
@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment don't we have a "Sports" stackexchange?
 
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@Rapitor I think we do.
 
user15026
@badp I can see how it made some sense for the time, but man, weird stuff.
 
3:25 PM
I'm getting too old to have time for 65 hour games
 
FAE
Geocaching tiiiiiime
 
@FAE Ugh, you're the worst.
 
FAE
@OrigamiRobot \o/
 
I wish I could go geocaching EVERY DAY
 
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@FAE So jealous, I am at work for another 5.5 hours
 
3:43 PM
> That's it for this week. Next week, I'm back with a pretty exciting preview card, one that I am almost positive will make a splash in Standard, despite its pretty steep cost—XXBBBB. What could this card be? Come back next week to find out.
cc @murgatroid99
 
@OrigamiRobot OPPONENT MUST RIP UP X CARDS CURRENTLY IN PLAY. IF HE DOES NOT, HE LOSES THE GAME.
 
@FAE How many geocahes have you been to in the past month?
 
@Wipqozn Ugh, don't talk to me about ripping cards.
Some people at the shop I go to play a game called "Flip It or Rip It"
 
@OrigamiRobot I shall not talk to you about ripping cards then.
@OrigamiRobot That sounds horrible. Details?
 
The buy a pack and randomly flip or rip each card without looking at it.
That is it. There is nothing else.
There is no prize in any fashion.
 
3:47 PM
That sounds like a terrible idea.
 
They just laugh when one of them rips an expensive card.
It's the stupidest thing in the world on its own, but it gets worse.
 
@OrigamiRobot You know people have too much money when...
 
@Frank Or don't know how to properly manage money.
 
The store has a program where you can donate cards and the shop will pay half the value of the donated cards to support a child overseas.
 
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Q: Minecraft 1.6.4 MFFS not working

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Q: What are Greater Nephalem Rifts and how do they work?

JonKDiablo 3's Patch 2.1.0 added a new feature called "Greater Nephalem Rifts". What are they, and how do they work?

 
3:49 PM
So instead of doing that, they're destroying the cards.
 
@Wipqozn If they're buying magic cards when they have debts to pay, that's a whole different issue.
 
They are literally saying "I would rather burn this money than help another human being"
 
that's horrifying.
 
But, "flip it or donate it" doesn't have the same ring to it!
 
However, now that I no longer play magic, I'm tempted to buy a booster, go to a friday night magic, and then play that.
Just to fuck with everyone.
 
3:51 PM
I only just made that connection when i got home last night, s next time I see them doing it, I'll bring it up.
 
:17413729
 
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@OrigamiRobot pokes them in the face with sharp sticks
 
@Wipqozn Or you could give your cards to some new player who needs them.
 
@OrigamiRobot But that would defeat the purpose of torturing all the magic players for my own sick and twisted amusement.
 
@Frank flip it or give it.
 
3:54 PM
@OrigamiRobot To be fair, they may not have made that connection themselves.
 
@Frank One of them lives at home and doesn't work (due to an injury, but still)
@Frank It doesn't matter if they didn't make that specific connection, there are a million productive ways they could play the exact same stupid game.
 
@OrigamiRobot I'm just saying; present it as an option to them. If they blow it off, yeah, they're horrible people.
 
Give it to a new player, just straight up donate it to the shop, do anything other than destroying what is more of a currency than Bitcoin
 
@Lazers Why is that downvoted? Seems like a reasonable question to me
 
The introduction to Greater Rifts does a rather good job of explaining how they work. Is this really necessary? — Frank 12 mins ago
Probably that.
 
3:59 PM
@Wipqozn Exactly that.
 

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