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4:01 PM
@StrixVaria The Universim reached their goal.
 
@GnomeSlice THIS IS NEWS
 
@GnomeSlice Yeah :(
 
Really disappointed about that.
 
Froggen just got me so many points in Fantasy LCS. You should all know this because you all care a lot.
 
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4:03 PM
@StrixVaria Yay points!
 
He got a quadra kill!
That's 8 points for kills plus 5 bonus points.
That alone is more points than some players get in a whole game.
 
And now I know what I sound like to people who don't play fantasy football.
 
some = most
 
4:16 PM
@GnomeSlice I already told you about this.
 
I know
but it's here
almost
 
Man, moving is hard
 
@MBraedley Yep. That's why I only do it every five or six years.
 
@agent86 Two more. @Frank was after strix and before me. I did really terrile in the election itself, but good in the primaries!
 
@Wipqozn if it comes to it, I promise to torture you.
 
4:24 PM
May 2 at 13:14, by Origami Robot
I have changed apartments almost every year for... 6 years?
 
I haven't decided what "it" is that things will come to, or how I will "torture" you. I'm living by the seat of my pants.
 
@Yuki That was so funny (although you probably didn't find it so funny)_
 
@Frank My first move in 5 years. I just gave my notice of intent to quit, but apparently there's a form that I have to fill out for that.
 
@Wipqozn I laugh whenever it comes up.
 
oh hey, @StrixVaria is back to his real gravatar!
 
4:27 PM
@StrixVaria WHAT'S IT CALLED WHEN YOU KILL ALL 5?
I DID THAT VS BOTS
SO PROUD
 
@OrigamiRobot Pentakill.
Even against bots that's pretty rare. Usually an ally will KS one of them :P
 
OH, I THOUGHT IT HAD SOME SPECIAL NAME
 
@MBraedley Mine was, "Hey, I bought a house. I guess here's your 30 day notice."
 
@StrixVaria I'M PRETTY SURE I WAS THE ONE KSING SOME OF THEM
THAT'S HOW CAITLYN ROLLS
 
If you're going for a penta, then KSing is acceptable.
 
4:29 PM
OR MAYBE IT WAS VAYNE
I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO I PLAYED
 
Wait, what?
 
@OrigamiRobot Oh, you're playing League?
 
i HAVE PLAYED BEFORE
I DON'T ACTIVELY PLAY
 
What did I miss that strix is blue?
 
@OrigamiRobot Neither do I.
I just don't play anymore because my friends stopped playing.
 
4:31 PM
 
I HAVE GAMES THAT TAKE LESS WORK TO ENJOY
 
@OrigamiRobot Yes. I don't play League anymore, but I do like watching the pros and stuff. It's more interesting than "real" sports.
 
WAITING FOR THE STOMPING LAND TOMORROW. SO EXCITE.
 
@StrixVaria I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT I'M WATCHING
 
@StrixVaria I find that's because I understand the intricacies of League more than physical sports (pSports?), although that's probably because I'm more familiar with the former.
 
4:34 PM
@Yuki I know the intricacies of football and hockey. I think for me it's because the games for physical sports are SO LONG and League games are pretty quick but still highly competitive and action packed.
 
FOOTBALL IS SO BORING
 
@StrixVaria Yeah, but quick games are starting to disappear. From the latest patch notes, it feels like Riot's trying to get rid of the high-risk early rush strategy.
 
> Different Warcry runes now properly stack with one another and are no longer overwritten.
 
Most early game advantages like first blood are nearly worthless now.
 
good news for barbarians :o
 
4:35 PM
@Yuki Even the longest League game is significantly shorter than a hockey or football game.
 
@StrixVaria True but I don't like how Riot's shifting focus to the long-game and nerfing everything that endangers that model.
It makes financial sense, I guess, in the sense that you want your championship matches to run long.
 
I don't like Riot's general approach to patching.
They cycle through champion power levels.
 
And not have everything decided in the first ten or fifteen minutes.
 
Oh, and I need to call NS Power and tell them I'm not moving into the apartment I initially told them I was moving into, and I need to call my insurer and get them to print off a letter for proof of insurance (and tell them I'm moving), and OMG STILL SO MUCH TO DO!
 
So it's not like the meta evolves because the players learn new strategies.
The meta evolves because Riot nerfs the current meta.
 
4:37 PM
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Q: What's the point in choking enemies in Metal Gear Solid 4?

ConnorI've never played any of the Metal Gear Solid games before and I think I've just made the mistake of jumping straight into MGS4 without a clue. It seems that a few minutes after choking out a guard, he gets back up and immediately calls in reinforcements, so I'm wondering what's the point in chok...

 
@OrigamiRobot That's how I get my Sunday afternoon and evening naps. :)
 
@MBraedley That's a lot of paperwork.
 
NAPS = REGRET
BECAUSE I AM BAD AT NAPPING
A NAP FOR ME IS ACTUALLY A 4-5 HOUR EVENT
 
I'm good at napping. I'm bad at watching football.
 
Oh hey, they released Mr. MAN.
 
4:49 PM
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Q: Does Teemo Blind blocks Darius Ultimate?

SevaI would like to know if Teemo use Blind, then does Darius' Ultimate get blocked?

 
Hmm, I wonder if the version of QUBE I saw in one of the recent bundles is the original or the Director's Cut.
 
@StrixVaria Kinda like how how SE nerfed the Stack Overflow meta?
 
@OrigamiRobot sexy
 
Also, lots of war and death-related stuff.
But mainly Street Fighter.
 
4:54 PM
@Yuki sigh - I remember the Gulf War. Apparently my parents were reacting to Nixon.
 
Nothing in there that would explain me.
 
@Frank THE INTERNET GOT YOUR PARENTS HOT
 
Mine sucks =[
 
unf unf tcp/ip
 
4:58 PM
 
now that I'm a robot, network protocols make me digitally aroused
 
@OrigamiRobot I sincerely doubt that.
But it might explain me rather well.
 
@Fluttershy What about the Hungarian Olympic swimmer?
They just say his name and that's it?
 
@Yuki I was curious about that as well.
 
@agent86 When did @OrigamiRobot convert you?
 
5:02 PM
May 9 at 15:15, by agent86
@OrigamiRobot no... I don't think so anywa... wait... OH GOD I AM A ROBOT
 
Ergh, horror, not my thing
 
@GnomeSlice Cool thanks for linking then.
 
Although Finding Teddy is supposed to be really interesting.
@StrixVaria I'm not the only one in here...
 
YOU'RE ALL ROBOTS
 
NO U
 
5:07 PM
Today on @Yuki makes the most unappetizing sandwiches, it's time for a theme: we're making breakfast sandwiches!
 
ESPECIALLY @UNIO
 
I need to figure out where to go for lunch today.
 
Ingredients:
 
NO
U
 
> Waffles
> Bacon
> Egg (sunny-side up)
> Maple Syrup
 
5:08 PM
HOW IS THAT UNAPPETIZING?
 
I'd add hash browns and breakfast sausage, but I don't have those in the refrigerator.
@OrigamiRobot I'm still making it. It's not done yet.
 
23 secs ago, by Origami Robot
HOW IS THAT UNAPPETIZING?
 
@Yuki add tortillas - BREAKFAST TACOS ARE AWESOME
I WANT BREAKFAST TACOS NOW
insert into stomach values('tortilla','egg','bacon','potato','cheese')
 
WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT?
 
SQL ish
 
5:11 PM
@OrigamiRobot :O Can I be a dragon robot?
 
@OrigamiRobot poorly formed SQL
 
@KevinvanderVelden YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE. DON'T LET ANYONE HOLD YOU BACK.
 
Aaaaaand strawberry jam preserves.
Man, my game is getting weak.
I shouldn't do themed sandwiches, they're too restricting.
 
I DON'T LIKE JELLIES AND SUCH, BUT THIS SEEMS FINE
 
5:18 PM
I thought about adding cherry tomatoes, but they're not really a breakfast food.
 
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT GROSS, JUST PUT IT IN A BOWL OF MILK
 
@OrigamiRobot I just slap together whatever sounds good to me. Most people think the result is unappetizing when I describe it to them though.
Like my roast beef with peanut butter, mayo, and pickle sandwich.
 
YES, YOUR HOBO SANDWICHES ARE DISGUSTING.
IT'S MORE DISGUSTING THAT YOU THINK THEY'RE GOOD IDEAS.
 
DS2 people, that is awesome
 
@SaintWacko Guile's theme
 
5:21 PM
 
@agent86 make sure to chew before you insert
 
@Krazer I generally find that chewing works better after I have the food in my mouth
 
@SaintWacko But he's inserting into his stomach.
 
probably US only, again. I didn't fly to canada or the mythical lands of "your-rope" before posting.
and you can still turn around and "buy" the kindle fire version of GTA:San Andreas with $7 of those free dollars to get another $20, netting you a total of $23 of free amazon whatevers.
they have quite the catalog of kairosoft games, which are quite good.
"threes" is the only non-free game I want they don't have :/
@Krazer I lack teeth. my robot stomach grinds your human "food" into a paste that can be directly burned for energy.
 
Oh, hey, if anyone here knows of a good deal on Sims 3 expansions and stuff, or finds one, can you let me know?
 
5:32 PM
@SaintWacko I don't see a lot of origin deals, but I will keep my eyes peeled.
 
@agent86 Thanks
 
@agent86 Analysis: What inefficient conversion
 
@Yuki :( sowwy. I think you're a nice person
Also I'm apparently Tumblr famous now
because of something ridiculous that I did yesterday
 
@Krazer efficiency is for cows. I am robot. I eat all things.
 
@spugsley uhhoh, what did you do?
 
5:35 PM
@spugsley this is worth 500 milli-hitlers of fame
 
@spugsley I don't mind being called "not a people person". I am emphatically not a people person. I just worry that it might affect my standing for "not people person required" job.
 
well, someone posted this ridiculous passage from this romance novel they bought. It was so bad. It had phrases like "She was fulfilled with sexual fulfillment" and "so many orgasms"
so I fucking recorded myself reading it dramatically
and posted it on Tumblr
and now I'm famous
 
hahaha nicely done
 
@spugsley That's awesome :D
 
@SaintWacko I think if the guy got mauled to death, his kicker would be liable for manslaughter. In the US at least.
 
5:36 PM
It was so hard not to laugh
 
@spugsley did someone respond with "I'll have what she's having?"
 
@spugsley link pls
 
> Such orgasms
> Very WOW!
 
@Yuki I am also not a people person and I worked retail and then medical for almost 8 years. You'll be ok
 
@Yuki Probably, but if you'll notice, that big cat has a collar
and a leash
 
5:37 PM
@agent86 no they responded with "my abs are galloping" which was another phrase in the story
 
@SaintWacko Sure, but the guy gets kicked fairly close.
 
@GnomeSlice haaaaaaaaaa no
 
@agent86 Observation: So does pink marshmallow creature know as "Kirby"
 
I'm anonymous on Tumblr. You guys know me too well
 
@GnomeSlice ಠ_ಠ
 
5:38 PM
@Yuki what
 
@spugsley I suspected that would be the answer :P
 
@GnomeSlice nope
different tumblr
 
nice try though
 
5:38 PM
I see
 
@Krazer investigate: Kirby. Analysis complete. Its distinctiveness will be added to our own.
 
@agent86 That's awesome, thank you
 
jUST LOOK FOR tOM hIDDLESTON STUFF. iT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD TO FIND HER.
 
@SaintWacko np
 
@agent86 $23 worth of apps for free :D
 
5:41 PM
this is the second round this week of a bunch of games/apps that gave free credit to their store.
 
@spugsley I... I think I found it.
 
@agent86 Confirmation: Acknowledged.
 
the san andreas thing was around the last time. I spent a bit on "fiz" although I'm terrible at the game since I know nothing about beer.
 
Never mind, that's a guy reading.
 
@Yuki HAHAHAHA
 
5:42 PM
@Yuki @spugsley.gender = MALE information recorded.
 
@agent86 How did you find them?
 
Ugh, why does MS use Calibri for its default fonts in Office 2007+
 
@spugsley Did you take it down? Because I have been finding a few URLs that point to nowhere.
 
It's the only font I've ever seen that runs "e f" together
 
5:46 PM
@SaintWacko kotaku occasionally posts deals, also cheapassgamer does. I have them both on twitter and RSS. I try to post the good ones to my twitter and/or in here depending on whichever tab I come to first.
 
@Yuki Nope. It just has so many fucking reblogs that it might never actually be found :3
 
@SaintWacko just how you made that onebox?
 
@spugsley I do think I found what novel you are reading though.
It's tagged "Viking Time Travel"?
wut
 
@Braiam paste URL or use "upload" and paste the URL there
 
5:47 PM
@Yuki HAHAHAHAHA yeah that sounds about right
 
> Failed to upload image, please try again!
 
@Braiam yeah, if it's a big gif it gets rejected. you can try pasting just the URL, but if the gif is big and/or annoying enough chances are some "moderator" jerk will edit it out of the stream so that people don't have to download it and watch it run constantly.
 
@fredley why
 
@GnomeSlice Because someone requested it
 
5:49 PM
23 secs ago, by GnomeSlice
@fredley why
 
@GnomeSlice because people....
 
warning: infinite recursion detected.
 
@agent86 pfffft, that's like, one recursion
> Please can you paint Daft Punk Morris dancing on the surface of Mars wearing only their helmets and official Morris dancing tassels and braces. Adam Ant is shredding on the electric guitar to accompany the dance. The sun has gone supernova and Earth is exploding in the distance.
 
Now that I found a rare called "Hulk Memory", I really want to find one called "Hulk Smash".
 
5:54 PM
@Yuki are you Diabloing?
 
@spugsley Little bits. I might stop after this rift though because this game is really boring without other people.
And I mean really boring.
 
@Yuki :p
you wanna run a couple rifts with me?
I can log on
then I need to write
 
@spugsley Sure.
 
@Yuki HUUUUUUUUULK MEMORY
 
@SaintWacko image of hulk putting on tiny glasses
 
6:07 PM
@Frank That question about getting offline, I'm pretty sure it's just Steam maintenance
 
whacks Microsoft
 
So has anyone here tried the new Steam Streaming thing?
 
Why do you have Maven/ANT build extensions for every version of TFS except 2012?
2005? Check. 2008? Check. 2010? Check. 2012? Nope. 2013? Check.
 
@Mana :(
 
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Q: How to host a Minecraft server (without using realms)?

Shadow ZorgonMy friends want to play Minecraft together, but they don't want to pay for a Realm. Is there any way to get around that?

 
6:13 PM
The house I'm buying didn't pass the township's inspection because the house number is too small. The physical numbers identifying the house are not tall enough.
 
@StrixVaria I... what
Well, at least it's an easy fix?
 
There are a few other things, but that's on the list and needs to be addressed.
But yes, at least that one is an easy fix.
 
@StrixVaria we've had to deal with that a few times. Kinda silly but oh well
at least they haven't taken our door knobs yet
 
@BenBrocka they...take your doorknobs if your house number is too small? >.>
 
6:22 PM
@Fluttershy Best song ever.
Except possibly all the other ones they do.
 
@John no, but some places have made doorknobs illegal
 
@BenBrocka o.O
why?
 
Accesibility
 
Oh
 
What is the alternative?
To doorknobs.
 
6:23 PM
Handles?
 
@John I'm just amazed that the guy taking the order got everything.
 
pushy doors and handles I guess
 
@Fluttershy Well hey, it's a catchy tune :D
They don't exactly sing fast, either
 
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Q: What's the legendary drop rate of Ghom?

user3064115Is it close to elites? Is it worth to do Ghom repetitively? And in that case, should I do it in adventure mode or normal mode?

 
6:25 PM
Handles?
 
@Fluttershy I think you might be on to something!
 
Handles?
@BenBrocka BUT PART OF THE BEAUTY OF DOORKNOBS IS THAT YOU CAN TURN YOUR KEY TO TURN THEM
 
@OrigamiRobot depends on the build of the lock/knob
 
@OrigamiRobot all the doorknobs in any house I've ever lived in had the lock seperate, so you'd need 2 hands to open the door
 
You can usually unlock, let go then turn the knob
 
6:33 PM
IF THE LOCK IS SEPARATE, THEN IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT PART OF THE DOORKNOB
LIKE, BY DEFINITION
 
Yes, and for accessibility this is a problem, some people can't use 2 hands at the same time, some don't have 2 hands
A door which requires 2 hands to open is a bad thing for those people =p
 
I've never used a deadbolt that required 2 hands, though it makes it easier
 
THOSE ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT THE DOORKNOBS I'M TALKING ABOUT
 
and the keyhole-in-knob things definitely don't need two hands
 
Yes, and we're talking about doorknobs in general
 
6:35 PM
DEADBOLTS AREN'T DOORKNOBS
 
I'm kinda surprised digital keys aren't more common. But considering hotel keys can be erased by my phone that's probably for the best
 
@BenBrocka heck, they can be copied easily =p
 
Depends on the tech
 
They mostly use outdated technology, like americans use for their credit cards
 
My car key can't easily be copied. Then again they're $200
Whatever they use it's far far worse than credit cards
credit cards don't erase themselves, but they erase hotel keys
 
6:39 PM
Handles?
 
@Blem say handles: get starred. New meta Bridge
 
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Q: Can I buy equipment from Shannon if I "visited" her in the toilet before?

Zoltán SchmidtIn Deus Ex, there's a woman at the UNATCO HQ called Shannon who complains to Manderley if player visits the women toilet when she's there. Also, at the last visit at UNATCO HQ, player can buy equipment from her. Does it appear even if I "visited" her in the toilet before? Does it have affect on...

 
6:56 PM
@KevinvanderVelden HANDLES ARE THE NEW STRUTS
 
@OrigamiRobot STRUTS BUTTS
 
butt struts
 

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