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19:00
We Dutchmen are not big on gestures and hand signs.
@Jez do what? hold up two fingers? possibly? It's very rare that I'd hold up two fingers. And usually the palm is outwards. So I'd have to have a special reason for holding my hand like in that photo.....
@Cerberus That is why we are so poorly understood when we try to speak Italian
Haha sure.
You’re barking up the wrong tree. That’s what the woodpecker said to the carpenter.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Really? When you order two beers, what do you do?
19:01
@Cerberus That thing.
@tchrist That could be an actual quote from Alice :D
@tchrist There you go.
@Cerberus I tell the waiter "two beers, please". But that never happens.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 This is for when the music is so loud the bartender would need to really lean in to hear you.
@oerkelens Actually, I’m intentionally talking like Jonas to tickle Cerb with.
19:02
And if I did want to signal across the room to the waiter that I wanted two somethings, I'd probably have my palm to the waiter, not to me, which is a different gesture than in the photo.
@tchrist that thing with an inward palm is likely not to get you beer from me is I'm your waiter :)
@oerkelens Well, are you cute? :)
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@Cerberus well it was supposed to mean "fuck you" so you interpreted it incorrectly :-)
@tchrist My wife and my girlfriend think so :)
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh, that is really odd. I could do it either way, palm or the obverse. No difference in meaning: "two beers, please".
19:03
It would be an emphatic 2 in my neck of the woods.
@oerkelens Ah yes, and so we return to “Take two, they’re small.”
@Jez Yes. I knew it had to mean that...
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 apparently many americans/canadians hold it with the palm facing inwards to mean "peace". trouble is the second you leave the US/canada it means "fuck you", lol, kind of the wrong message
@oerkelens Huh, why not?
No, palm out is "peace".
19:04
@tchrist They are. How did you know?
@Cerberus Well, it would have no difference in meaning here, either, for most people. But palm out seems easier and more natural to me.
@Jez No, it still means what we mean it to mean.
@Jez I've never seen it that way.
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then again, maybe it works well for Americans. "Fuck you if you're not american" :-P
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 So gay.
19:04
@oerkelens I’ve betting tutoring Cerb.
@Jez Tsk.
@Cerberus Because the palm inward version means FU, and I do not respond to rude language or gestures kindly when I'm working :)
@oerkelens In in what place are we talking about?
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anywhere outside north America
In any random bar here, I could do it either way.
19:05
@oerkelens pro tip: it doesn't mean that in the US or Canada, so don't infer what's not being implied.
@Jez Not here!
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certainly anywhere english-speaking
We don't speak English.
We do have lots of English-speaking bartenders.
@Cerberus I'm not sure why you said that?
> “I don't know what was wrong, but believe me, their departure was impressive and unmistakable — that’s what the bear said, you know, about the picnickers.”
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19:06
anyway you should err on the safe side and have the palm outwards
@Cerberus NL, at least anywhere where 1) there are enough people that understand and 2) not too many people who's livelihood depends on ignoring tourists' rudeness :)
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I'm making the gesture with palm outwards now, it suddenly it seemed more gay, you need a limper wrist.
@oerkelens Umm it appears you and I have very different impressions of Dutch customs.
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@Cerberus probably why the more "forceful" palm-inward version means "fuck you" :-)
@Cerberus beçause when Winston did it, he looked so stereotypically gay?!?!
Could be!
@oerkelens Who?
And why the cédille?
19:08
> 'Still, it's a terrible way to earn a living.' That's what the thorn-bush said to the shrike, you know."
@Cerberus Winston. That guy with the cigar and the palm outward victory sign?
I don't know, is this about Churchill?
@Cerberus What? When you hold up your hand, isn't it easier for your palm to face out? I have to twist my forearm to make my palm face inwards.
> Do you recall your name?" At that he thought for several moments, and at last smiled ruefully. "I lost it somewhere along the way. That's what the jaguar said, who had promised to guide the goat."
@Cerberus Because of my stupid keyboard settings
@Cerberus That would be the one
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@oerkelens Churchill stopped making that sign palm-inward pretty damn quick
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Only if I really raise my hand. But the sign is normally made at chest height here.
@Cerberus it's still easier for me to do it palm-out.
> I laughed and admitted that a knife would have been useful when Sidero threw me off the platform. "Oh, no," she told me. "A knife wouldn't have scratched him." She grinned. "That's what the whoremaster said when the sailor came."
gets confused. Meant outward
But @Cerberus, the guy on that pic looks gay to you?
19:10
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I also hold my hand a bit diagonally.
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@Cerberus u r weird
Well, apart from looking happy and British
@oerkelens No, because he is raising his arm high.
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 "hahaha, fuck you!"
19:11
@Cerberus If I want beer I tend to raise my arm high too :P
At least as long as I can (physically)
@oerkelens I don't? Why?
@Cerberus Hm. maybe if my arm is diagonal palm in is easier. But now we're getting into Heisenberg territory. Thinking too much about what we say or do or how we say/do it changes it.
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@Cerberus that's kind of a sideways "fuck you"
This is how I would normally order two beer. Raising my hand might seem like I was trying to get his attention too much.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yay!
@Jez Yes. But not here.
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@Cerberus take my advice, and don't do that in a British pub :-)
or an Aussie pub
19:13
I shan't.
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or a South African bar
etc
@Cerberus Makes it easier to get noticed across a large room. Then again, if I were doing it palm-inward, I would try to hide it a bit :P
@Jez But you know what, I might actually do that by accident.
@oerkelens I would not normally signal a bartender like that across the room!
> "I thought it went well," I said. "You know what the octopus remarked when he got out of the mermaid's kelp bed: 'I'm not impugning your skill--quite the opposite. But you look as if you could use a little cheering up.' "
Only if he is already looking me like "do you want to order?".
@Cerberus Depends. I prefer to sit at the bar. But then, just a slight hand movement, with not specific amount of fingers involved, does the trick :)
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"what do you want to order?" "go fuck yourself!"
lol
@oerkelens Only if you're alone...
@Jez Maybe Cerb doesn't drink much :P
@Cerberus A man is never alone at the bar... for long :)
When I'm sitting at a bar, and the noise is really loud, I will probably still do the hand sign so he won't have to lean in.
@oerkelens And when he's not, he might have more than one companion...
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19:16
@oerkelens whats that supposed to mean
@Jez Except that it doesn't mean that.
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 does in many places
It does in the Commonwealth!
Thanks for the reminder, I'll try to be careful...
@Jez And in the places where it doesn't mean that, it doesn't mean that.
Nonsense.
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19:17
this came about because someone did it in an English-language youtube video. i pointed out that they might want to avoid doing that if they want to appeal to all English speakers
@Jez That it's a good place to find company :)
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@oerkelens news to me. hasnt worked for me before. unless of course you're confident and make first moves
@tchrist Most certainly! (what is?)
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 He’s just trying to pick a fight with North Americans, to belittle and upbraid us and make himself feel superior. Ignore the pitiful creature.
I can’t believe you’ve all let it go on so long, either.
@Jez Maybe I'm simply irresistible... then again, it may turn out to be guys that are interested, so don;t get your hopes up :P
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19:19
@tchrist christ, do you need some tea?
I had a university prof who would hold chalk with his thumb and first finger and point at stuff with his middle finger. It always looked like he was giving the whole class the finger. We giggled a bit, but everyone knew he wasn't trying to tell us to fuck off.
It’s a much nicer place that way.
Similarly, with the two fingers gesture, there is room for interpretation. I'm sure nobody thought Churchill was telling people to fuck off either. They were just giggling at seeming impropriety.
It's like laughing when you hear French people speaking about seals. Yes, yes, it sounds like fuck.
we all know that.
Seals?
@Cerberus Des phoques
19:22
I only know fique.
@oerkelens Ohh...
J'savais pas.
One of the first words I learned when I was in Québec
Tsk.
@tchrist Isn't that your imagination?
If I wanted to go see les phoques
Nice.
I honestly had no clue what the hell they were offering
19:23
@Cerberus I should be so plucky.
You shouldn't be so testy.
Hehe.
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 i dunno, there's something deep-ingrained in me that i can't really shake. if someone (especially a native English speaker) makes the V sign that way, i instinctively feel like i've been insulted, even understanding their intended meaning. given that we have an internationally-recognized peace sign, using the V sign that way on purpose smacks of the kind of arrogance that isn't that far away from "fuck you", anyway
Don't you think that is a bit of an exaggeration? Those poor people have no clue.
@Jez What's the "internationally-recognized peace sign"? palm-out-two-fingers?
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yes
19:26
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Much less controversial than an internationally recognized prosperity and eternity sign :)
@Jez "I'll have two beers please."
There are like an order of magnitude more native English speakers in North America than there are in little olde England. They really don’t matter that much.
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@tchrist ooooh trollololol
Completely insular culture.
@tchrist At least a culture :)
19:27
Can’t even elect a president.
Haha.
Except that England is the locus of English.
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@tchrist:
Everyone respects that.
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(that means OK in my culture)
Hey, now, let's keep things civilised.
19:28
@Cerberus Nope.
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@Cerberus i am i am, just respect my culture ;-)
@tchrist Everyone outside America, at least.
@Cerberus Why would we respect English locusts?
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oh come on
people aren't respecting my culture!!
@oerkelens Because they have grazed their various colonies so effectively?
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19:29
so
@Cerberus Good point
As have we.
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that gives you some idea of how "tolerant" people are of the person's culture who is giving the sign
it's all about how it's interpreted
@Jez Oh... "I am twice the idiot you think I am."
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you guys all found that so offensive you flagged it
19:30
@Cerberus You’ll never convince 300 million native speakers.
@Jez Well, we know you are not sincere here, so that doesn't count.
@Cerberus sure, but at least we got coffee out of it
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now maybe you understand why the outward V sign is a bit shitty for non-US people
@Cerberus give me a break
@tchrist Hence "outside America".
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you're purposely missing the point
19:30
@oerkelens But I don't like coffee.
Nor will you convince most of them that that domain matters one whit.
@Cerberus What!?
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not stubborn people like you, no
Because in fact, it does not.
@Jez I still think people using a certain sign without knowing that it could be offensive in a different culture are not to blame.
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19:31
so yeah, screw you
Guys
@oerkelens I like the smell?
American English and British English are different phrases for a reason
@Cerberus Ok, I forgive you. A bit.
I'm sorry!
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19:32
@Cerberus of course not, but people using the sign knowing it is offensive is a different matter
@Jez Are English people so unaware of the fact that it DOESN'T always mean that that they immediately get super-offended whenever they see that gesture, even if the person using the gesture isn't trying to offend?
@oerkelens By the way, serious question, can you ever imagine a Dutchman and a Belgian having a "discussion" like this?
@Cerberus Had an Indian colleague coming in with a laptop with a nice swastika painted on it. She really had no idea :)
This is like the other day with the cock/god thing.
@Cerberus Not easily, no
19:33
If I use the word "cock" to refer to a rooster, should you be offended, just because sometimes it can also refer to a penis?
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 nope, but once we've told you it's strongly offensive in our language, it does become more offensive. like if we kept using the word "fag" to you
@Jez Yes, it is; but I think a mistake made because you happened to be used to a certain routine is also not a serious offence.
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it's taking the piss
@oerkelens Wasn't that a counter-clockwise swastika? Those are two different signs, right?
@Jez And yet I don't see you lot avoiding that word all that much. And anyway context always makes it clear.
19:34
What a way to ruin a conversation.
@Jez I'm quite sure that as long as you keep referring to burning them, smoking them, lighting them up - not many Americans will object
@oerkelens Neither could I. I'm glad we have killed patriotism with irony here...except for Wilders and such.
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 erm, yes we do. we don't say "fag" to americans because we know full well that it's offensive over there.
People looking for fights often find them.
@Cerberus Not really. Both are used, and actually both were also used by the Nazis
19:34
And are all the less welcome for that.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 If you use the word "penis" at random, should people be offended?
@Jez Why do I still hear it then? still see it?
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@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 what, when Brits are talking to americans, or amongst themselves?
@Cerberus were you here for the cock-is-a-euphemism-for-god argument?
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19:35
@Jez when Brits are talking where non-brits might overhear.
@oerkelens Oh, really? So that as a myth, I see.
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overhear is not really too bad, is it?
That was your original question, right? Would I make that gesture if I thought a non-north-american might see it?
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it's when you're directing the word or gesture at someone
no
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 No, I have already bought one of those the last time it was on sale, thank you.
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19:36
make it at someone
@Cerberus Trying to give the uneasy feeling a cozy place, I guess :P
@tchrist For example!!
I speak my language. It’s up to foreigners to learn that.
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or at a group containing people who would find it offensive
@oerkelens Who?
19:37
@Cerberus Whoever came up with the clockwise/counterclockwise thing :)
If they find themselves embarazadas, then they need to check with their gynecologist.
@Jez maybe I don't understand just how offensive this gesture must be to you. Because even if a person making a video on youtube gave the camera the finger, so that it appears that they give it to me, I don't really feel personally offended.
@tchrist Where gynecologist?
@oerkelens There, there.
@oerkelens Ah OK, could be.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Agreed.
People getting offended by symbols need a check-up.
Special circumstances excepted.
19:39
@Cerberus Well, I mean, it really depends on what's being said.
But like my old prof. He gave the whole class the finger for like 3 hours EVERY WEEK.
It does, but I mean a symbol that is not directed at an individual person and does not reflect any real opinion or attitude or action.
And he's a native speaker of north american english. He knows the gesture.
If I ask for an ice cream cone in English, I am not going to get all twitterpated that some francophone might misunderstand my request as being something naughty.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I have probably done that as well, indicate something with my middle finger on occasion.
@tchrist Ohh how does that work?
But he was, and wasn't, making the gesture. Just like when I talk about roosters and call them cocks, I'm not using a (potentially offensive) word for penis.
19:41
@Cerberus I am too bashful to say.
You?
We’re not talking about bunnies, honey, but the third word like those two.
Of course, twitterpation has taken on an entirely new meaning now.
@Cerberus cuniculus
The rabid Roman rabbit.
@tchrist Ooh ooh.. I found one!
19:45
@Mitch Well, what do you expect from a rabbit?
No, a fight, I found a fight.
I'd rather know how an ice cream cone is bad in French.
So those are called "ouates" in French
Whats?
And the joke is that they're made out of seals
@Mitch The -e is silent.
19:47
des "ouates de phoque"
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Déjà entendu.
@tchrist yeah I figured you would have heard that one.
Spanish has la foca as well, but there is no *focar verb to seal the deal.
Although the Mexicans use afocar to mean enfocar.
“Enfoquen bien, por favor.”
And the final -en sounds like -em.
Which is just about rude.
How many blues are there again? :)
macbook# colorgrep '\bblu' | grep -c :
72
Seventy-two.
@tchrist I don't get it...
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Watten in Dutch.
Is it from wad/wat?
French ou- is often from Germanic w-?
19:57
Sounds like it.
They did the same in Greek with ou-.
Those Greeks!
@Cerberus And f ’em bien, por favor.
Americans having such poor accents in Spanish, you never know. :)
@MattЭллен Those Brits!
19:59
It’s like Mr Shiny’s French one.
@Cerberus Getting drunk and invading other countries?
@MattЭллен Does Wales count? :)
@tchrist nah, it's just a principality ;)
I always thought that it was the principal that counted. Or was that the earl?
I don't know
20:01
If princes print and counts count, what do earls do?
@MattЭллен Ah, we all did that back in the day.
Everything they do is early.
@Cerberus true, true :D
A former prince prances.
Earls hurl.
20:02
@tchrist listen?
@Cerberus ha! yes
@Cerberus Sounds like a Track & Field event to me!
Earl Hurling.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Are those 8" floppies?
So many panic buttons!
@tchrist I'm not sure. I'd guess 5 1/4"
Otherwise that monitor would be pretty wide
Well, yes.
SFW?
heh it's computer/lego porn, so... you decide :)
That little model is for sale, for $89.50
posted on May 07, 2014 by sgdi

A song is thing that you sing A ball is something that you fling Do not them confuse While addled with booze Flinging a song while bawling

20:56
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Ohh I love it.
OMG I have surpassed Kosmonaut at last!!!
It took only two years of his absence for me to gather enough reps...
woo!
celebrate good times, come on!
also: time for bed
Good night!
@MattЭллен Have you ever tried Tinder btw.?
21:13
@Cerberus he has.
@tchrist How did you know? It's my nose right? It always gives me away.
@tchrist un con de glace? It starts off rude but then gets weird.
@Mitch Quite.
Será una perra fría.
I know, don’t call you Sarah.
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh OK, thanks for answering. Did he like it?
@Cerberus I think he said it was okay, and that the app had some bugs.
21:29
@JohnLawler So this is an adverbial phrase attaching to the verb not an adjectival one attaching to the noun? The OED has “to have in common” falling under sense 2b for have “with complement or adverbial extension, particularizing the relation of the object or expressing some qualification, condition or limitation thereof.” It gives as a citation: “1634 Sir T. Herbert Trav. 3 — They used to have their Wives in common.” I’m sure more modern examples could be found in Utah. :) — tchrist 1 min ago
Or maybe it would be 5 men sharing 3 wives in common.
That seems . . . complicated.
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On my ride back tonight
on the road some tiny light
a fireflies crossing this hostile surface right?
sadly it was just some tobacco insight
No one but a mathematician would call a ⁵⁄₃ arrangement a rational one.
To anyone else, it would be a fractious one indeed.
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21:48
⁵⁄₃∈ℚ
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im thinking back to the first question in my interview: give me a piece of software you use that you would consider to be badly designed
what would you guys have said?
22:00
Facebook.
Changing the ways to control your privacy protection so often that I got too scared to actually use it.
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22:14
ah, but i dont use that
:-)
22:27
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Oh, what kind of bugs?
Interface bugs, or something deeper?
@Jez Windows Settings
@oerkelens I know!! But the bad privacy options (I want a single button "hide everything from everyone!") are a feature, not a bug...
Just like comment abridgement on SE.
@Cerberus comments are abridged on SE?
@Jez all software is terrible design if you just give it time.
@Mitch Comment threads.
Oh I have one...the Java 6 date classes DateFormat, Date, Calendar... etc.
22:31
@Cerberus The feature is design, the design leads to less users, less users contradicts the business model => badly designed software :)
@Cerberus you can keep going for as long as you like can't you? You might get a message saying stop it, but you can still keep going.
@oerkelens I agree: "is" in this context means "is according to those fools".
@Mitch No, that's not what I mean. You're joking, right?
@Cerberus Hey, the question was for badly designed software. If it were a bud, it wouldn't be badly designed, just badly implemented :)
Anyways, I'm designed to get some sleep at least, which is what I am going to do now :)
Umm I'm afraid such fine distinctions are over my head.
Good night! Turning in early, good for you.
Yeah, it's early. For a Thursday morning :P
oogjes dicht en snaveltjes toe :)
22:45
@oerkelens Dag meneer de Uil!
Of is het mijnheer den Uyl?
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@Jez SQL is often a bad design compared to web semantic and SPARQL (pronunced 'sparkle')
!!define spell
@cc pronounce (transitive) To formally declare, officially or ceremoniously.
@cc spell (obsolete) Speech, discourse. [8th-15th c.]
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but since 95% of people rely on SQL, this is not changeable

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