The Bridge

@Ullallulloo I dun see nuttin'.

I totally did not pick the wrong room.

Ben Brocka

How many trash rooms does @badp have?

4

9:28 PM

wow such mod abuse

...wow...?

@BenBrocka All of them.

@BenBrocka exactly ∞

@Krazer Probably more

@Ullallulloo ?

@Ullallulloo Oh right

Gravitational time dilation

9:32 PM

Gravitational time dilation is an actual difference of elapsed time between two events as measured by observers differently situated from gravitational masses, in regions of different gravitational potential. The lower the gravitational potential (the closer the clock is to the source of gravitation), the more slowly time passes. Albert Einstein originally predicted this effect in his theory of relativity and it has since been confirmed by tests of general relativity. This has been demonstrated by noting that atomic clocks at differing altitudes (and thus different gravitational potential...

Yeah once I read what you actually said that helped

It is snowing.

It's going to take forever to get home. :(

Jan 19 at 22:53, by RedRiderX

Note to self: read chat

@OrigamiRobot :(

@BenBrocka Why do you hate waste sorting?

StrixVaria

9:33 PM

@RedRiderX Why did I follow the conversation this far back and see this?

My mind.

oaijasldkfj

@SaintWacko It's not even snowing bad. It just that snow makes people in the South stupid.

@OrigamiRobot Everything is shutting down here again

StrixVaria

@OrigamiRobot Snow makes people here stupid also.

@StrixVaria did it split in half? like, 50 halves?

Stupider, even.

9:34 PM

Were are hoping anyone can get home

They are only calling for 1"

user58869

any swtor players out there?

@StrixVaria Because this:

@RedRiderX Wait, what?

@OrigamiRobot Oh, I know. believe me

9:35 PM

I bet it takes me an hour to get home. (6 miles)

@RedRiderX Wow

@Yuki Did you miss the previous conversation about all the roads being shut down here?

@RedRiderX o.0

@Yuki oh, a classic typo. Here, let me fix that for you.

Where are you again?

9:35 PM

It's not super wide spread but north of us it's starting to shut down

@RedRiderX You should read that sentence over again. I think you missed something.

@RedRiderX And how much snow are you supposed to be getting?

@SaintWacko Pastoric Canadian countryside with my parents right now.

> Whe're hare #hoping anyone, can get home

@Yuki YES I KNOW ITS TOO LATE NOW DONT RUB IT IN

9:37 PM

@RedRiderX Well, you have time to add commas and other such appropriate punctuation to this one.

I also bet every grocery store is sold out of bread and milk because, again, people are stupid.

Whoops, you're right, commas. and punctuation.

@Yuki THERE IS NO NEED OF COMMAS WHEN YOU HAVE ALLCAPS

@RedRiderX EVEN IF CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, YOU STILL NEED TO STEER.

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Arperum

@RedRiderX I like @JeffAtwood's answer to this question.

9:38 PM

@Yuki PFF AS IF

1 min ago, by RedRiderX

@Yuki YES I KNOW ITS TOO LATE NOW DONT RUB IT IN

Q: Is Blade Dancer a constant encounter in a Search Point?

@RedRiderX That's why I'm fixing it for you.

because I can!

Lazers

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While making my way to capital of Malkuth in order to stop the war i came across a Search Point along the way, when i went to examine it i got into a battle with Blade Dancer which i had previously defeated in Coral Castle. I ended up having to flee after getting my party but myself wiped out an...

tales-of-the-abyss

@badp Yeah for mod abuse!

When I leave to go home, how many wrecks do you think I'll see? Keep in mind that the snow isn't even sticking yet. The roads are not icy at all.

@OrigamiRobot 2 1/2

9:42 PM

@OrigamiRobot Hmm depends are you in Canada?

No one in Canada knows how to drive in the winter

We forget like every year

@RedRiderX But it's winter all the time there!

@RedRiderX It's only a problem until everyone gets their snow tires on.

@JasonBerkan Eh I guess

user15026

Yeah, it is the people who wait until the first giant storm to decide they likely should maybe think about it who are the biggest problems

GnomeSlice

Epigenesis is definitely one of the coolest games I've played in a while.

9:45 PM

@JasonBerkan We don't have snow tires here.

GnomeSlice

@OrigamiRobot Well there's your problem.

@OrigamiRobot I know. And if I lived where you live, I doubt I would have snow tires either. Little point.

If there is any snow on the ground in the morning and schools aren't at least delayed, I'll eat my hat.

@OrigamiRobot Gosh this sounds line 5cm per second again

Everybody was like OMG SNOWSTORM EVERYONE PANIC

And there was only like 4 inches of snow by the end of it.

@RedRiderX Schools would definitely be closed for 4"

9:49 PM

PUUUlease

In our defense, black ice is more the problem down here.

I've never seen a school closed for snow. In fact, my kids have to play outside until it hits -25.

@OrigamiRobot Oh yeah I could see that

Or not, as the case may be.

When I was in HS, we had a big ice storm and I was out of school for at least a week.

We also had no power for that time.

GnomeSlice

Loadout weaponcrafting trailer, for those I haven't convinced of the game's awesomeness

►

9:50 PM

@JasonBerkan if my country were to hit -25 we'd just say "Fuck it" and shut down everything

Blem

►

This is from the school board website:

> Staff will go out of their way to ensure schools are open in all conditions because we recognize that students may show up to school, regardless of weather.

Hehe

> Buses and other student transport will run in snowy conditions, unless roads are impassible

Yeah same here

9:52 PM

Heh.

Yeah, we closed today.

salisburypost.com/article/20110111/SP01/301119994

> Overnight, 46,000 Duke Power customers in Rowan County and 25,000 in Kannapolis found themselves without power — a situation some would be in for a week.

And my 8am is maybe cancelled too tomorrow, since we're closed 8:30am today to 8:30am tomorrow.

@OrigamiRobot Puuuulease that happens like every three years or so here.

My 9am class is cancelled tomorrow.

@RedRiderX Which means you're used to it.

9:54 PM

And it happened this year to an even wider area.

@OrigamiRobot Yeah I supposed so.

@RedRiderX Keep in mind that the most school I ever missed aside from that year was 2-3 days per year.

@OrigamiRobot For whatever reason, this does not happen here (no ice storms?). We rarely have power outages and never extended power outages.

@OrigamiRobot Wow really?

Hmm not bad

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't test 302500 gear combinations in one go

Back home, they're into make-up days at this point.

Unless the governor declares some snow emergency exemption or something dumb like that.

9:56 PM

@Unionhawk Yea, that year we extended into summer break because we missed more days than just that week.

I think Ohio schools get like, 5 days?

They set it to like, 2 one year, and nobody liked that

So many trees were falling that week.

We're closed today only because it was supposed to be really, really, really cold. Instead it's just really cold.

@OrigamiRobot They're taking weeks out of summer at this point over here.

COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN. OR SOMETHING

10:04 PM

Should I be elected, nominations will open for guardianship and operation of the stare script

→ 34 messages moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You.

2

Hmph

wow

Yes, counter-terrorists win

2

such abuse

2

10:05 PM

Bwahahaha

many @badp

@badp I'm not a counter-terrorist, I'm a counter-freedom-fighter

so move

such android

very scream

10:05 PM

much spam

Congratulations. You just pushed "Titty Sprinkles" off the star list.

2

many move-incoming

@FEichinger You're welcome.

@FEichinger *fixed

@Unionhawk so scare

10:06 PM

I still need someone to HamStare me

Aaaand star bait successful.

@fredley I could probably run it if you want, I'm probably gonna hook up my raspPi so I can VNC into chat

Come on, you're better than that, Bridge.

HamStare @fredley

HamStare @FEi

>_>

10:07 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Sure. I'll probably github it.

John

@Ullallulloo :O

@fredley is broken again.

@RedRiderX I think you broke it earlier

Oh

...

10:07 PM

Can someone manually do it I want to test something

HamStare @RedRiderX

@RedRiderX ಠ_ಠ

@fredley yeah, that's just the thing: 40 people reacting to the same triggers the same way

That day will be truly glorious.

Wipqozn

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My word George CLooney sure did used to be a lot less Clooney.

@badp I will disable it carefully. Only someone with the time and knowledge to find the bug and fix it will be able to use it. Doing this is probably roughly equivalent to making your own anyway, it's not rocket science.

@badp I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in ಠ_ಠ, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

5

10:10 PM

@fredley then you might as well not share it to begin with

Ah chat replies in the SE inbox take too long

forget that

@JasonBerkan It's going to happen out of the blue!

@badp Well it's up to everyone what they do.

If there was an urgent demand for ಠ_ಠ many people would have rolled their own by now anyway

Even more fun, would be the "pester OrigamiRobot" script for more than one person

HamStare @Unionhawk

@Unionhawk ಠ_ಠ

10:12 PM

@fredley You're way underestimating the laze factor

@Unionhawk Wasn't that an ITTT thing?

@badp Bunch of lazers

Iunno

@RedRiderX It was

@fredley All of the lazers, all of the time.

10:13 PM

WELL FINE

@John Pictures shameless taken from reddit!

>_>

<_<

Ability draft

@Ullallulloo Pictures? on the internet? What is this sorcery?

@Ullallulloo oh god.

oh god mobas

10:14 PM

@Ullallulloo that looks like so much fun/horror

:P

> that looks like so much ~~fun~~ horror

such horror

I want snipers range skill, trolls attackspeed skill (fervor) and phantom lancers split on attack skill

It'd be the ultimate rightclick hero, you come at it and before you're in range he's shooting you with a dozen images

@KevinvanderVelden Fervor and headshot.

10:16 PM

@Ullallulloo A micro-manager's wet dream.

Q: Elder Scrolls V: skyrim bugged quest

@Ullallulloo I want the horror of having an army of images with mass range, items can give the stun =p

Lazers

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So I have a bugged quest were you get the Falmer writings for Karliah and talked to her at the Frozen Hearth. When she said to meet her at the ragged flagon entrance, I did and she wasn't there. I waited 5 days in-game and she still didn't show up. I made a new account and redid the quest and fol...

skyrim ps3

@FEichinger Each person gets five seconds per ability.

Though wait, that'd mean you have to practially have to take PL's ulti. Hmm swap that with shadow walk and add track :D

@Lazers And this is why I would never play Skyrim on console. Because you don't have the... well... console.

10:17 PM

@Ullallulloo Just means everyone has a sheet prepared.

Ah well, I'm off to bed

Cya chat

@FEichinger You're given a random hero though and can only pick abilites from the heroes there and two more random ones.

@Ullallulloo Which still gives the micro-manager all the fancy combinations.

@Ullallulloo I wonder how Invoker would work here.

@FEichinger I know, it should be awesome.

10:19 PM

I reiterate

5 mins ago, by Unionhawk

oh god mobas

NO EVIDENCE

@Yuki He probably wouldn't really

I don't think his ult would do anything if you didn't get at least Wex or Quas or whatever.

Q: How do I enable the console without it popping up on startup?

You might be able to use it to screw with the other team. Means someone is going to end up with crap abilities.

Lazers

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I wanted to enable the console, so I Googled how to do it and found that I could do it by putting -console in the launch options of the game. I did that, but now the console opens every time I start Dota 2. Is there a way to have it open if I push `, but not whenever I start the game up?

dota-2

oh my god

take the stuff in codeblock from the left column of the table here

then cram it here

accept the suggestion

and then hit listen

switch back to the wiki page and read the translation

It's brilliant.

...wat?

10:35 PM

@badp my configurations might differ from yours... what are we supposed to see?

@Krazer Oh, it's just the cognitive dissonance between the polite and cheerful sounding voice and what it's actually saying.

What code block?

@RedRiderX The ones under Y.S's Rant

Oh okay

if you copy paste too much stuff you won't get the reverse transliteration suggestion and then the voice is going to just spell out each and every letter

10:38 PM

Ah the link is too long to post

@badp I can partially explain why this is happening. It's one part failure in terms of the the machine translation not recognizing the particles in transcribed romaji and another part disjunction in the romanization.

@Krazer Well I don't actually understand what the voice is saying

I don't think it can understand the tone of the text and change the TTS output accordingly

and it's the discordance between tone and content that's amusing me.

SNOWWWWWW

Anyone want to do some mp risk of rain?

@spugsley WAAAAAAAA

10:42 PM

:D

HI CHAT

@LessPop_MoreFizz HI. WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF UPPERCASE

@badp WELL THEN I SHALL USE THEM AS THOUGH THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE. BECAUSE THEY ARE.

@LessPop_MoreFizz DAMMIT. THERE GO THE DOUBLE-YOUS

VVE ONLY HAD THREE LEFT

@badp VVVVVVVVHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT

10:45 PM

D:

hi @spugsapolis

@LessPop_MoreFizz did you mean YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?

@Krazer OH NO I DI'NT

@Yuki hihihihihihihihihihihihihi is snowing

@spugsley nice. university was closed today because of the possibility of iced roads.

10:46 PM

PHILADELPHIA MAN CRASHES HIS CAR INTO CROWN FRIED CHICKEN RESTAURANT, STRIPS, MASTURBATES.

oh, and i learned that a nearby theatre is showing the frozen sing-a-long on friday.

OMG! VVHAT A CITY!

THERE GOES THE LETTER VVH_!

Yeah a nearby theater is also doing that here :)

@Fluttershy @fae Risk of Rain?

10:50 PM

Roads are clear? Store had plenty of milk and bread? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?!??!?!?!

@SaintWacko cc @OrigamiRobot

@OrigamiRobot Wasn't sure who all had it

I would play if I was home :(

@SaintWacko I played the alpha does that count?

@3ventic @Wipqozn

@RedRiderX Do you have it now?

No

10:51 PM

Then no :P

:(

Gimme a minute, I have to go put a bowl outside for snow cream.

Looking for people to play multiplayer with

@LessPop_MoreFizz HI

SNOW CREAMMMMM I am jealousssssss

10:52 PM

The only thing I'm disappointed with on the Huntress is that when I hold down multiple buttons, it doesn't prioritize the more powerful ones

@SaintWacko Tic Tac Toe

The way it does on the Engineer

@SaintWacko This is my only Huntress complaint

@OrigamiRobot I'm thinking about reporting it as a bug

Actually, to hell with that, I'll write an autohotkey script for it

Want a copy when I'm done?

@OrigamiRobot If you have any other Huntress complaints, I just might slap you silly. That class is so easy to play.

10:57 PM

Something terrible hides in Super Mario Sunshine.

Oh man that game

@SaintWacko Please

That's totally on my list of "games I need to get ~~emulating~~ on-campus"