The Bridge

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:03 PM

I am hungry but don't know what I want to eat. I has major choice paralysis.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Sushi.

Coronus

@Wipqozn @LessPop_MoreFizz Agreed.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn I don't like sushi.

I don't like seafood in general.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Get it anyway.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Also, I had japanese food last night

Young Guilo

11:05 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Is this better?

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz What's around?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@YoungGuilo Is what better?

Young Guilo

@LessPop_MoreFizz The question?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Basically everything, I am right in the heart of downtown montreal. This is more or less what is in range of me though crossing the highway is a pain in the ass, so ignore results over there.

@YoungGuilo I have no idea, I haven't been paying attention. I don't know shit about minecraft and so I ignore the various slapfights about minecraft questions

@AshleyNunn If I only had two options this would be easy but because I have like 200 I have no idea what to eat

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz What are the options?

Oh.

Go out and get a burger.

With fries.

And a root beer.

Coronus

11:13 PM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Dang it, now I want steak

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Holy crap yeah you have a lot of choice >.<

Wipqozn

I suggest a location where they speak English so you can actually place an order.

Unionhawk

@YoungGuilo There we go. That, is a question I can science. (and am sciencing)

user15026

I forgot what the first-day-of-private-beta question storm felt like.

user15026

Wonder if this will stick.

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:17 PM

@Wipqozn I am not likely to have an issue with that this far downtown in montreal

@AshleyNunn Which private beta?

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz Italian

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Pets

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn I was unaware this was a thing.

Ask if they think your pet is cute.

Coronus

@AshleyNunn Oh, dear. For a minute I thought you were still talking about what to have for dinner.

Young Guilo

Can someone tell me a joke?

Wipqozn

11:25 PM

@YoungGuilo Why did the chicken cross the road?

Young Guilo

@Wipqozn Why?

Wipqozn

@YoungGuilo To get to the other side.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHA

user15026

@Coronus Hahahahahhahahaha nope

Wipqozn

OH MAN, @MichaelDunfield LOOKS LIKE A FOOL NOW

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn I don't know what you're talking about.

Young Guilo

11:26 PM

@Wipqozn HAHAHAHAHA I totally.... saw that coming.

Stack Exchange

Ashley Nunn has added Wipqozn to the list of this room's owners.

Unionhawk

@Wipqozn tells the best jokes

Wipqozn

@StackExchange @AshleyNunn is best nunn.

Michael Dunfield

@AshleyNunn Me next?

:P

Just kidding, everyone would ban you.

Young Guilo

Best joke wins an applause by me!

Anyone?

Wipqozn

11:29 PM

Michael Dunfield

Anybody I know who wants Skydrift and doesn't have it?

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield I don't even know what Skydrift is.

Michael Dunfield

►

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield Oh, that.

Coronus

@MichaelDunfield I dunno, is it good?

FEichinger

11:33 PM

@Wipqozn Skydrift is, like, the coolest shit ever.

Michael Dunfield

@Coronus It's amazing.

Wipqozn

@FEichinger Oooooh, that game.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn Nice

FEichinger

@Wipqozn Yes, it's bitchin'.

Wipqozn

Yeah, I played the demo.

OrigamiRobot

11:34 PM

@StackExchange NOW ME!

fbueckert

Or me. Lord knows I won't abuse the privilege.

Wipqozn

It seemed interesting, but not "I'd actually play this for any significant amount of time" interesting.

I'm not a huge racer fan.

@fbueckert @OrigamiRobot will though. That's part of the reason I gave him ownership before.

I knew he'd abuse it, and now I can point out he obviously will again.

FEichinger

@fbueckert You're making quite the case for @OrigamiRobot there.

Wipqozn

I just assumed he was goign to remove @Fluttershy, not me. That back fired.

fbueckert

@Wipqozn So I make a good backup, just in case.

Michael Dunfield

11:35 PM

Spoiler alert: I don't care if I'm room owner

Wipqozn

Then I was going to give fluttershyback his powers and be a hero.

Everyone would love me.

Well, more than they already do.

@MichaelDunfield Yes you do.

OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn That joke's getting old.

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn Nah.

What can you even do?

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot your face is getting old.

@MichaelDunfield nothing, but you care.

Michael Dunfield

Also my name is easier to read when it's not italicized.

OrigamiRobot

11:36 PM

@Wipqozn True enough.

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield Italics make everything better.

@OrigamiRobot I totally owned him.

Coronus

Bacon

Wipqozn

@Coronus THAT DEFAULT GRAVATAR IS A SPY

Sterno

Wipqozn

@Sterno wtf is that?

Sterno

11:37 PM

@OrigamiRobot Skydrift makes out with her giraffe in the middle of the night.

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno What am I looking at and why is it so scary?

@Sterno SkyDrift is the best.

Wipqozn

Ooooh it's a giraffe.

Sterno

Baby monitor. The Continuing Adventures of Skydrift.

Wipqozn

I thought it was a horse head.

OrigamiRobot

I thought it was a demon.

Wipqozn

11:38 PM

Attached to a human body.

So some sort of monstrous demon out of silent hill.

Sterno

It might be. I'm not sure why else she communes with it in the dark.

Wipqozn

I take it that's your daughter?

Sterno

Yes.

Wipqozn

I'd tell you she's adorable but considering the only thing I can see is the back of her head it would be obvious I was just following protocol.

Sterno

The appropriate adjective is amazing.

Michael Dunfield

11:41 PM

Why do you guys have to make fun of me when I talk about things I like.

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield I didn't make fun of you.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn I refuse to believe that @Ashley is a nun. She is too deep into the gutter.

Wipqozn

I find your generalization insulting.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, true.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz hahahaha yeah I am far from being that pure.

Sterno

We don't have to. And that sort of "making fun of you" is the same kind we all do to each other. You're part of the gang.

Wipqozn

11:42 PM

@Sterno One of the cool kids.

Sterno

Like me being called old.

Wipqozn

The Inner Circle.

@Sterno or Sternold.

Sternold is such a great nick name.

It's so perfect.

or when people pretend I'm not the funniest guy around.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Bride of christ my left nut.

Wipqozn

Everyone knows I'm the funniest guy around, but people like to joke that I'm not.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Only the left? I don't get a matched set? :(

Brant

11:43 PM

in Pets, 23 secs ago, by JohnB

finally a room where cat gifs are actually on topic

Yuki

@Brant Cat GIFs are always on-topic.

Wipqozn

@Yuki Your mom's always on-topic.

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz Christ was never married.

Wipqozn

Buuuurrrnnnnn

in Pets, 20 secs ago, by Ashley Nunn

@iKlsR How long was it?

I'M SO MATURE

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MichaelDunfield "bride of christ" is a common colloquialism for nuns.

user15026

11:45 PM

HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS A BRIDGE-IAN

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Bride of Christ (disambiguation)

Bride of Christ is a metaphor for the church in Christian theology. Bride of Christ or Brides of Christ may also refer to: * A nun or a consecrated virgin, a woman who has made a special religious vow in public * "Bride of Christ", a song by Faith from Sorg * "Bride of Christ", a song by Astral Doors from Evil is Forever * A Christian cult started in the early 1900s in Corvallis, Oregon by Edmund Creffield See also * Brides of Christ, a 1991 Australian TV miniseries

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield That's why nuns are supposed to avoid relationships, because they're married to Christ.

If they dated someone they'd be cheaters!

and cheaters never prosper.

user15026

I have heard just about every nun related joke as it relates to my last name.

Wipqozn

@AshleyNunn I bet you've heard NUNN of mine!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

RedRiderX

11:48 PM

@AshleyNunn I could just imagine...

Wipqozn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Man, I'm so funny.

Michael Dunfield

@Wipqozn Are you like this in person

Wipqozn

@MichaelDunfield Sometimes.

I sing a lot more in person.

Yuki

@MichaelDunfield You mean, "Are you like this in turtle?"

Wipqozn

Mostly about my cats.

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:49 PM

@AshleyNunn Don't worry, I have a similarly punnable last name.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Which is?

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz MoreFizz?

Sterno

@gnomeslice and @wipqozn should be roommates. Because Canada is small and you all live next to each other. It would have the makings of sitcom comedy gold.

user15026

@Wipqozn Did I ever tell you how I have had people legit think I was saying I HAD NO LAST NAME

Wipqozn

@Sterno Canada is so the opposite of small.

The vast majority of Canada is just trees.

We barely use any of our country.

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:51 PM

@Wipqozn If you add a G onto the end it is a very common verb that can be placed into a variety of phrases. said verb is also often used in a contracted form, such as "Kickin'", (my last name is not kickin), which form is exactly my last name.

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn Or tundra.

Sterno

Hey, my circle pad pro arrived. Now I can not play MH3 in style.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Does your last name sound similiar to jerky?

as in TURKEY JERKY

Sterno

Lesspop's last name is Bitchin.

Wipqozn

in Pets, 2 mins ago, by iKlsR

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:53 PM

@Wipqozn That is not a verb.

Wipqozn

Keith "@LessPop_MoreFizz" Bitchin.

I could see it.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Wipqozn Negative.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz No, but jerkin is. I.e. "I'm Jerking this turkey."

But jerkin would come across wrong.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Said verb is not meaningful unless you follow it with a noun.

Michael Dunfield

Pickin?

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:54 PM

Honestly, you people know enough about me that you should be able to figure this out because I am all over the googles.

Michael Dunfield

Jerkin?

Twerkin?

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Does it start with a C?

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz Are you challenging the internet? Because I.. couldn't be bothered to find out so meh

Sterno

Random guessing is more fun.

Michael Dunfield

Larkin?

Sterno

11:56 PM

Keith Amazin'

Michael Dunfield

@LessPop_MoreFizz Rollin?

Rollin is my best guess, I'm gonna go with that.

FEichinger

Wha' on Earth is going on?

Unionhawk

7 mins ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Don't worry, I have a similarly punnable last name.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@FEichinger I have basically told the Bridge my last name if they're willing to put in the effort. I'm pretty sure @Wipqozn has it figured out anyways.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz No, I just found your account on that website people who drink too much use.

Tapped in or something.

LessPop_MoreFizz

11:59 PM

@Wipqozn Untappd.

Wipqozn

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's the one.

Sterno

Why no "e"? It hurts.

user15026

@Wipqozn Hey now.

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