Also Valentine's level 3 blockbuster is fucking awesome.

level?

block what

@StrixVaria Yeah

Level = how many levels of super it needs to use.

This one needs 3 of 5.

her lvl 5 is in theory amazing but a bitch to use in practice

I hope that also explained what blockbuster means.

Oh I don't even know how to use those

@BenBrocka Hm?

Which one is the surgery one

They said the Germans knew English

they were lying to me

@StrixVaria Her level 5 is the revive which does decent damage to heal one character with...1/3rd? I think, of their health. It's startup is too long to combo from anything but a DHC I think

also QWERTZ sucks.

pretty limited range too

So here I am.

Hai.

@BenBrocka Oh right, that does exist.

QWERTZ is great.....for German

I feel like the opportunity to use that would be really rare.

@StrixVaria Yeah, you need to be sitting on the meter, and ideally you have a second character alive who can super so you can DHC, OVER THE BODY, to execute the move safely. Which...just doesn't happen often

@BenBrocka and people with different email addresses than mine

@badp I would say that 90% of the people I met in Hamburg spoke to me in English.

It would be hype as hell to see a Justin Wong style reversal using it though

That might be because I have an American accent, though.

@badp Told you so.

badypayyword

@FEichinger ZOU WERE LZING TO ME THE MOST

@badp No lies involved. I'm very open about my disappointment in German education, the overpriced Munich rent and general stupidness of your decision to come here out of all places.

@FEichinger I can't sleep soundly without knowing I live in the general neighbourhood of some raging murderous psychopath with a plan and an axe

@badp Uhm ... what?

<__<

>__>

Hold on, you're talking about me, aren't you? I wouldn't use an axe. My favourite execution method of the year is crucification.

Crucifiction takes too long

Next year's is hanging, though, if you've got the time to wait.

advanced Italian humour. Does not work well on Germans.

@badp Why, what did you expect?

@BenBrocka That's the good part. You have fun for days and days. :P

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh balls

I hate having to open cases on Ebay. Just pay for your shit

Who didn't pay?

We'll show em.

@PrivatePansy HAH

@OrigamiRobot some butt

Hahahaha that's amazing.

@BenBrocka Crucifixion, you mean?

Does eBay act as a middleman and escrow payment?

@PrivatePansy pretty much

PENIS CANNON

@Yawus What the hell even is that.

@GnomeSlice Tank silencer.

Yes. Tank silencer.

so I hoped I could use this hotel kiosk to do something useful. Yi Jiang successfully foiled the plan through the pony gif that murdered this computer's responsiveness.

@spugsley Most testes don't hang out to the sides.

@Yawus wat

Why would anyone want a tank silencer?

@PrivatePansy Because nobody is going to notice that.

Don't ask me, the Germans made it.

@badp So apparently I'm Obama now. Thanks Obama.

@PrivatePansy Clearly, the target isn't supposed to know about the inbound artillery strike.

@PrivatePansy I'm assuming it's so testing experimental tank rounds doesn't disturb the neighbors?

@PrivatePansy Obama installed this shitty kiosk software here that relies on IE7

@badp o.ô

Where the hell are you anyway?

Penis Cannon you say? How about some Nazi Truck Nutz?

@FEichinger by the way the NSA says hi, and fix that freckle on your zygote, it messses up photo id

@FEichinger Somewhere near Ostbanhof

From the faces of people nearby I guess Bayern didn't win tonight, btw

@badp Incorrect, actually.

@FEichinger uh? all the people wearing the team's colors seemed pretty meh about it

@LessPop_MoreFizz Why would somebody do this.

@GnomeSlice Because Internet

@badp You really have never been here before, have you? "Meh." is the only expression you'll ever see on anyone's face.

@gnomeslice the results speak for themselves, IMO.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I suppose you're right, it's pretty great.

@FEichinger I've been to Berlin for a few days, and man, those were some hardcore ._. faces

@badp That's Germany for you.

@FEichinger but this is Bayern! Southern almost-not-Germany Germany! Right? :P

@gnomeslice the animated ones in particular on later pages are glorious.

Anybody up for a game of atWar? @RedRiderX @Ullallulloo @Yawus?

@LessPop_MoreFizz What, I didn't see those.

Wow the lag in this match is so bad it's stupid.

People teleporting everywhere.

@badp We've got elections coming up. Everything is meh.

@GnomeSlice Sure, I'll give it a go.

Not even worth trying.

The first two matches were fine so I don't know what's up.

@GnomeSlice Sure

. i.stack.imgur.com/Rni83.jpg

@RedRiderX @Yawus just look for GnomeSlice's Game

@GnomeSlice are you TRYNIG to get me in trouble?

In the beginner lobby

@badp What?

The Swapper is 50% off

@badp btw, the NSA says hi and all. :P

> How do you say "free ballin" in German?

@PrivatePansy Everyone get it

I ran out of stars today?

I have barely starred anything.

This has literally never happened to me before.

Stars reset in 34 minutes

@GnomeSlice ★

Ugh online play.

@GnomeSlice That image is outright illegal in Germany. I'm in a fucking hotel hall in Germany at a public kiosk because in-room wify is for pay.

@StrixVaria dontdoit.gif

@badp It is?

Please don't get me in trouble

It's all made out of testicles.

Sorry.

@GnomeSlice Technically, it is.

and dear hotel please explain me why all HTTPS requests but this one work

I mean the netcode is pretty good, honestly, but there's still noticeable stuff going wrong because it's not frame-perfect.

@PrivatePansy Somebody else star this please

The Swapper is something all of you need to play.

where "this one" is the one I absolutely need doing post haste

@badp Are you staying at a hotel the whole time you're there?

@StrixVaria Ofc no, but I'll need some place to be while I settle down

@gnomeslice the animated ones are on like pages 3-5 ibthink

@BenBrocka It doesn't look like there's any way to play against friends in the Skullgirls Beta.

Just against random people.

MMMM MEATBALLS

Are Truck Nuts an actual thing.

@GnomeSlice oh yeah. Very popular here in the NC

Hahahahahahahahaha

@GnomeSlice Are you kidding me?

@StrixVaria Sadly/happily not.

→ 1 message moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You.

@StrixVaria What it doesn't do invites?

@BenBrocka You can't make a "lobby".

Are you kidding ME?

The only Versus options are Tournament, Local Play, and Quick Match.

@GnomeSlice You posted a gif with a bouncing pair of testicles. Just be thankful no one flagged it.

Oh, lobbies are on there list, there should be some sort of invite thing

@Fluttershy lol that one has been posted here like 4 times already

...I guess.

@spugsley I haven't seen it. And I'm not saying I would've flagged it. =P

:p

Oh huh, in the console version they have "player matches" which let you search, I guess they're replacing that with lobby, not sure why it's not in Beta

@BenBrocka They probably haven't done it yet.

sigh

I guess I'm done being tracked by the German branch of the NSA for the day

Chat you later. I ALREADY MISS YOU ._.

I should start just increasing the difficulty bit by bit in Arcade mode.

GG @RedRiderX @Yawus

I think it only looks like I'm winning because I'm holding large swaths of Canada. Which really doesn't count.

@Yawus DATA ACCEPTED: CANADA DOESN'T COUNT FOR ANYTHING

@PrivatePansy No, they count for maple syrup and hockey. Which, admittedly, isn't much, but it's not nothing.