The Bridge

StrixVaria

23:02

Also Valentine's level 3 blockbuster is fucking awesome.

GnomeSlice

level?

block what

Ben Brocka

@StrixVaria Yeah

StrixVaria

Level = how many levels of super it needs to use.

This one needs 3 of 5.

Ben Brocka

her lvl 5 is in theory amazing but a bitch to use in practice

StrixVaria

I hope that also explained what blockbuster means.

GnomeSlice

23:03

Oh I don't even know how to use those

StrixVaria

@BenBrocka Hm?

GnomeSlice

Which one is the surgery one

badp

They said the Germans knew English

they were lying to me

Ben Brocka

@StrixVaria Her level 5 is the revive which does decent damage to heal one character with...1/3rd? I think, of their health. It's startup is too long to combo from anything but a DHC I think

badp

also QWERTZ sucks.

Ben Brocka

23:04

pretty limited range too

badp

So here I am.

Hai.

StrixVaria

@BenBrocka Oh right, that does exist.

Ben Brocka

QWERTZ is great.....for German

StrixVaria

I feel like the opportunity to use that would be really rare.

Ben Brocka

@StrixVaria Yeah, you need to be sitting on the meter, and ideally you have a second character alive who can super so you can DHC, OVER THE BODY, to execute the move safely. Which...just doesn't happen often

badp

23:07

@BenBrocka and people with different email addresses than mine

StrixVaria

@badp I would say that 90% of the people I met in Hamburg spoke to me in English.

Ben Brocka

It would be hype as hell to see a Justin Wong style reversal using it though

StrixVaria

That might be because I have an American accent, though.

FEichinger

@badp Told you so.

Ben Brocka

badypayyword

badp

23:08

@FEichinger ZOU WERE LZING TO ME THE MOST

FEichinger

@badp No lies involved. I'm very open about my disappointment in German education, the overpriced Munich rent and general stupidness of your decision to come here out of all places.

Private Pansy

badp

@FEichinger I can't sleep soundly without knowing I live in the general neighbourhood of some raging murderous psychopath with a plan and an axe

FEichinger

@badp Uhm ... what?

badp

<__<

>__>

FEichinger

23:12

Hold on, you're talking about me, aren't you? I wouldn't use an axe. My favourite execution method of the year is crucification.

Ben Brocka

Crucifiction takes too long

FEichinger

Next year's is hanging, though, if you've got the time to wait.

badp

advanced Italian humour. Does not work well on Germans.

FEichinger

@badp Why, what did you expect?

@BenBrocka That's the good part. You have fun for days and days. :P

spugsley

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Private Pansy

23:14

Oh balls

spugsley

I hate having to open cases on Ebay. Just pay for your shit

OrigamiRobot

Who didn't pay?

We'll show em.

GnomeSlice

@PrivatePansy HAH

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot some butt

GnomeSlice

Hahahaha that's amazing.

@BenBrocka Crucifixion, you mean?

Private Pansy

23:16

Does eBay act as a middleman and escrow payment?

spugsley

@PrivatePansy pretty much

Yawus

spugsley

PENIS CANNON

GnomeSlice

@Yawus What the hell even is that.

Yawus

@GnomeSlice Tank silencer.

Yes. Tank silencer.

badp

23:17

so I hoped I could use this hotel kiosk to do something useful. Yi Jiang successfully foiled the plan through the pony gif that murdered this computer's responsiveness.

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Most testes don't hang out to the sides.

@Yawus wat

Private Pansy

Why would anyone want a tank silencer?

GnomeSlice

@PrivatePansy Because nobody is going to notice that.

badp

THANKS OBAMA

2

Yawus

Don't ask me, the Germans made it.

Private Pansy

23:18

@badp So apparently I'm Obama now. Thanks Obama.

5

FEichinger

@PrivatePansy Clearly, the target isn't supposed to know about the inbound artillery strike.

Yawus

@PrivatePansy I'm assuming it's so testing experimental tank rounds doesn't disturb the neighbors?

badp

@PrivatePansy Obama installed this shitty kiosk software here that relies on IE7

FEichinger

@badp o.ô

Where the hell are you anyway?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Penis Cannon you say? How about some Nazi Truck Nutz?

badp

23:19

@FEichinger by the way the NSA says hi, and fix that freckle on your zygote, it messses up photo id

@FEichinger Somewhere near Ostbanhof

From the faces of people nearby I guess Bayern didn't win tonight, btw

FEichinger

@badp Incorrect, actually.

badp

@FEichinger uh? all the people wearing the team's colors seemed pretty meh about it

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Why would somebody do this.

Private Pansy

@GnomeSlice Because Internet

FEichinger

@badp You really have never been here before, have you? "Meh." is the only expression you'll ever see on anyone's face.

LessPop_MoreFizz

23:23

@gnomeslice the results speak for themselves, IMO.

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz I suppose you're right, it's pretty great.

badp

@FEichinger I've been to Berlin for a few days, and man, those were some hardcore ._. faces

FEichinger

@badp That's Germany for you.

badp

@FEichinger but this is Bayern! Southern almost-not-Germany Germany! Right? :P

LessPop_MoreFizz

@gnomeslice the animated ones in particular on later pages are glorious.

GnomeSlice

23:24

Anybody up for a game of atWar? @RedRiderX @Ullallulloo @Yawus?

@LessPop_MoreFizz What, I didn't see those.

StrixVaria

Wow the lag in this match is so bad it's stupid.

People teleporting everywhere.

FEichinger

@badp We've got elections coming up. Everything is meh.

Yawus

@GnomeSlice Sure, I'll give it a go.

StrixVaria

Not even worth trying.

The first two matches were fine so I don't know what's up.

RedRiderX

@GnomeSlice Sure

GnomeSlice

23:25

. i.sstatic.net/Rni83.jpg

@RedRiderX @Yawus just look for GnomeSlice's Game

badp

@GnomeSlice are you TRYNIG to get me in trouble?

GnomeSlice

In the beginner lobby

@badp What?

Private Pansy

The Swapper is 50% off

FEichinger

@badp btw, the NSA says hi and all. :P

GnomeSlice

> How do you say "free ballin" in German?

@PrivatePansy Everyone get it

I ran out of stars today?

I have barely starred anything.

This has literally never happened to me before.

Private Pansy

23:26

Stars reset in 34 minutes

FEichinger

@GnomeSlice ★

StrixVaria

Ugh online play.

badp

@GnomeSlice That image is outright illegal in Germany. I'm in a fucking hotel hall in Germany at a public kiosk because in-room wify is for pay.

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria dontdoit.gif

@badp It is?

badp

Please don't get me in trouble

GnomeSlice

23:27

It's all made out of testicles.

Sorry.

FEichinger

@GnomeSlice Technically, it is.

badp

and dear hotel please explain me why all HTTPS requests but this one work

StrixVaria

I mean the netcode is pretty good, honestly, but there's still noticeable stuff going wrong because it's not frame-perfect.

GnomeSlice

@PrivatePansy Somebody else star this please

The Swapper is something all of you need to play.

badp

where "this one" is the one I absolutely need doing post haste

StrixVaria

23:28

@badp Are you staying at a hotel the whole time you're there?

badp

@StrixVaria Ofc no, but I'll need some place to be while I settle down

LessPop_MoreFizz

@gnomeslice the animated ones are on like pages 3-5 ibthink

StrixVaria

@BenBrocka It doesn't look like there's any way to play against friends in the Skullgirls Beta.

Just against random people.

spugsley

MMMM MEATBALLS

GnomeSlice

Are Truck Nuts an actual thing.

spugsley

23:35

@GnomeSlice oh yeah. Very popular here in the NC

GnomeSlice

Hahahahahahahahaha

StrixVaria

@GnomeSlice Are you kidding me?

GnomeSlice

@StrixVaria Sadly/happily not.

StrixVaria

→ 1 message moved to The Android Hell: This Is The Part Where All The Robots Scream At You.

Ben Brocka

@StrixVaria What it doesn't do invites?

StrixVaria

23:36

@BenBrocka You can't make a "lobby".

GnomeSlice

Are you kidding ME?

StrixVaria

The only Versus options are Tournament, Local Play, and Quick Match.

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice You posted a gif with a bouncing pair of testicles. Just be thankful no one flagged it.

Ben Brocka

Oh, lobbies are on there list, there should be some sort of invite thing

spugsley

@Fluttershy lol that one has been posted here like 4 times already

GnomeSlice

23:36

...I guess.

Fluttershy

@spugsley I haven't seen it. And I'm not saying I would've flagged it. =P

spugsley

:p

Ben Brocka

Oh huh, in the console version they have "player matches" which let you search, I guess they're replacing that with lobby, not sure why it's not in Beta

GnomeSlice

@BenBrocka They probably haven't done it yet.

badp

sigh

I guess I'm done being tracked by the German branch of the NSA for the day

Chat you later. I ALREADY MISS YOU ._.

StrixVaria

23:49

I should start just increasing the difficulty bit by bit in Arcade mode.

GnomeSlice

GG @RedRiderX @Yawus

Yawus

I think it only looks like I'm winning because I'm holding large swaths of Canada. Which really doesn't count.

Private Pansy

@Yawus DATA ACCEPTED: CANADA DOESN'T COUNT FOR ANYTHING

Yawus

@PrivatePansy No, they count for maple syrup and hockey. Which, admittedly, isn't much, but it's not nothing.

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