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00:59
@MετάEd NS? I thought it smelled like him, but it's been so long since I sniffed the sample.
01:25
@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 The "NS cleanup on aisle three" has gotten very efficient.
01:53
@MετάEd nice.
 
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03:09
9 seconds between post and deletion is really quite impressive.
04:00
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions:
- Christianity: mumbling to the ceiling,
- Judaism: mumbling to the wall,
- Islam: mumbling to the floor.
 
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07:02
hi guys I am back
I came back to Korea
I found a lot of technologies that I have never seen in Australia here but people are still using Internet explorer and lack in software knowledge. My 21 years old cousin does not even care about social media or barely know about them
and he uses NFC to pay for bus fee with his mobile phone
07:45
I saw a movie "Take the White House" today and it reminded me of Team America
I asked a guy who is working at an Internet Cafe whether this place has Torrent or not and he did not know what it is
I found a Stack Exchange bug related to English:
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Q: Searching for "import" shows results for "important"

Mechanical snailI searched for [git] import, but the top results only contain the word "important", rather than the expected results about importing data into a Git repository: It looks like Stack Exchange's search is overzealously stemming the search query, since "importance" is a legitimate (but literary, a...

@Mechanicalsnail That is not related to English literature
@O0oO0oOO0ooO It is related to the English language.
08:14
Torrent is freaking slow in here (only when I download a torrent file from piratebay)
but why?
 
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09:18
@MattЭллен "Some images are not of an instance Data\ArrayCollection", since it is a programming sentence I thought to skip the programming part and present it as some abstract word.
[7:06:27 PM] Alex Larsen: your stupid, your gay, your annoying, your a stupid kereon, you're married to a old guy, your gayer then gayness itself, no one likes you, your not very bright, and many, many more
[7:07:06 PM] Jason with Korean last name: dude, stop hating me and watch that zombie movie trailer
[7:15:46 PM] Jason with Korean last name: you're a little cunt, potential bogan, youngest gay, resembles joffrey in Game of Thrones, team america, mcnuggets, trains, railroad intersection, books
seems a good place to learn about English
09:41
@Eugene If you want to use instance like that then you need to say "an instance of"
> Some images are not an instance of Data\ArrayCollection
I prefer this way, though:
> Some images are not Data\ArrayCollection instances
 
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11:02
Good morning!
11:17
morning
11:31
Hi!
Salutation to noise ratio 100:0
@MattЭллен I see. Thank you.
No probs :)
11:46
100 is a nice number.
you like its curves?
Its rotundity, yes.
You could roll it down a hill and crash it into innocent bystanders.
those innocent bystanders. always getting in the way
Well, we wouldn't want them to be out of the way, for how could we ever hit them, then?
@Cerberus Like a cheese.
11:50
Exactly.
Or a beer-bellied Irishman.
@Cerberus No; a cheese.
May 28 at 13:28, by Matt Эллен
oh! cool. it's cheese chasing day in my home county
Ah, that ritual.
@MattЭллен I prefer my slashes to go in the right direction.
You'll have to take that up with Eugene :D his was leaning to the left, I just quoted it
11:54
As Stalin always said, trust is good, control is better.
That's not very communalist of him. Quite dictatorial, some might say
Revolution often leads to dictatorships, at least in the short term.
Gradual change is often less destructive and more enduring.
I had a pleasant weekend.
so, you're saying I should slowly become overlord of the human realm, tricking each human into my power, rather than annouce my supremacy and expect people to follow me?
@KitFox what did you get up to?
I primed and painted and got drunk.
My husband built a wall and we put a door in it and lights in the new half bath.
Plus, we made hay with our relationship exercises.
It was really nice.
And! My boys and I finally bred a ninja fish after over a week of trying.
12:04
sounds satisfying :)
@KitFox a ninja fish?
@MattЭллен Well, not as such as I'd like, but enough to feel good about the effort.
@MattЭллен In the fish game.
ah
what is the fish game?
Just a stupid buggy iPad app that my boys like.
And since it involves permutations, by extension I'm obsessed with it.
I installed an update yesterday and for some reason, the screen won't rotate in this app anymore.
12:07
@KitFox I see. I'm surprised you're not addicted to some sort of gem rotation game
@KitFox So did I. Visited Waterford and Tramore (where I spent the day oogling hot boys on the beach).
@MattЭллен No, that's less my kind of thing. Lots of random in that stuff.
@TRiG Sounds lovely. Oil Chat anybody up?
@KitFox Nah. Still fun, though.
I was talking with some friends recently about the art of chatting people up.
I hadn't thought of using oil.
In my experience it's very difficult and confusing
12:11
Yeah, it's nice being married.
@KitFox Not an art at which I have much skill or practise.
My husband met his match when he tried to lure me.
grins at the memory of it
In a minute.
I had to feed the fish.
12:14
Well, how much of a story do you want?
the bits you want to tell
in some form of narative
Hahaha.
Well, so I was living in NC with my drummer boyfriend, the nice one with the handlebar mustaches.
And if you've read Five Months In Purgatory, you'll have some idea of how I ended up back home and drinking almost nightly.
Suffice it to say, I didn't want anybody to know anything about what was going on. When I was out drinking, it was me and the booze and the friends that came with drinking.
So one night, I'm having a chat with pizza guy Jeff, who you may recall as the pseudo-threesome giant testicle guy from another story.
somehow I do, yes.
12:19
Hard to forget. That was a funny night.
Anyway,
Not surprisingly, we were discussing Monty Python, and it became abundantly clear that he was a Python-poser. Obviously, he was just into me and not the finer points of antique British humor.
(We hadn't slept together then. I was faithful to my ex-.)
My husband sidled up to the tiny bar, ordered a drink from Cute Boy Eric, and dropped in something clever from Flying Circus before he went back to his pool game.
And it was on.
So to speak.
The game, that is, the chase.
Every time he thought he had me, I just slipped through his fingers. Because of course, I had a boyfriend that I wasn't talking about and my father was dying which I also wasn't talking about, but I really, really liked talking to him. Everything just felt better when he was around.
So I resisted.
So it was kind of by accident that I hooked him so well.
I went back to NC three months later and I still thought about him more than I was comfortable thinking about him.
So I came home again five months later and three weeks after that I rebooted my life.
I was a hell of a challenge for him though. Kind of psychotic and unbalanced. It's really amazing he held on, given how hard I tried to screw up everything.
Which is less about how fun our flirting was and more about me. sighs I'm just so damn self-centered.
it's a step you can use to expand on
It's a fun ride, let me tell you.
You know, even when I woke up in his apartment at three in the morning and couldn't remember how I'd gotten there, he still didn't get pissed off. And we weren't even sleeping together yet.
You'd think that would creep somebody out.
well, if he knew how you got there it's not so creepy
12:34
He didn't.
He was sleeping at the time.
I think he started locking his door after that though.
lol
was it harder to get in then?
Haha. It was too late for him by then.
He was madly in love with me.
Mostly because he couldn't have me, I think.
which is why he wasn't creeped out
12:36
Yeah, probably.
The first night we slept together, our cars got towed.
good excuse to stay in bed
Yeah
I got our cars out of the impound and he got us lunch.
Then he got the flu and I didn't talk to him for a week.
So I thought he had checked me off his list.
for health and safety reasons?
Well, I didn't know it then, but he's miserable when he's sick and really hates having people around and also it kind of embarrassed by it.
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A: Origin of "to have a cow"

HugoThe New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English (2008) says: have a cow to become emotionally overwrought; to lose control US, 1966. Speaking of Animals: A Dictionary of Animal Metaphors (1995) by Robert Allen Palmatier says: HAVE A COW to have a cow. To have an anxiet...

12:39
@KitFox ah. yeah I know people like that
> Normally cows are the ones that give birth to cows - i.e., bull calves and heifer calves. Compare Have Kittens.
There's just so much here.
@MattЭллен But it was days before I heard from him, so I figured he was blowing me off.
@Mitch Wow. TIL.
First, are you sure about the cows birthing cows thing? And, really, it's helped by knowning the names we call those offspring, male vs female?
Also, I've had kittens!
So then I hooked up with pizza guy Jeff, and he was literally walking out my door when my husband called me to apologize that it had been so long and ask me if I was going out that night, did I want to meet up?
12:43
I tried not to say yes too fast.
But I did.
Then there were more fun complications with other people and stuff and things, and then about three or four months after that, he asked me if I would be OK with not sleeping with other guys while I was sleeping with him.
And much to my amazement, I thought that would be a fine plan.
And the rest is rock-and-roll history.
@KitFox awww. that's sweet
He was really nervous about it. It could have been a deal breaker.
We had both told each other that we didn't want to be in a committed relationship, since we had shit to figure out, etc.
It's really funny thinking about it, seeing how we're married now and have two kids and a house.
and a half bath
A bath and a half, even!
how luxuriant
12:49
Haha
Sorry for waxing nostalgic.
It's got to be boring.
not at all
Want to hear stories of conquests instead?
I quite enjoyed it
Well, good.
Would you like to share?
12:53
@KitFox I have a feeling you're not talking about the Moghul invasion of India.
But something of equal complexity.
@MattЭллен Something about your happinesses.
Or not. It's OK if you don't want to.
How about make something up? Or we could make something up?
12:55
Well my brother's wedding was a happy day
or two days, really
Yes! Tell us more about it.
Start with "So at the wedding..."
and somewhere in the middle "...and there was this girl..."
add in "...her boyfriend..well, not exactly, it was complicated...I think maybe they were related...I know right?"
And then "...there I was, balls deep in the..."
"So at the wedding ... and there was this girl ... the rest is rock and roll history"
hahaha
12:57
and end with..." and when I woke up she was gone...and so was the entire floor of my building."
I had slept with most of my bridesmaids before my wedding.
That was fun.
I thought the grooms men were meant to do that :D
at the wedding or just historically?
12:58
@MattЭллен Well, some of them tried. Mostly just my eldest brother, who was recently divorced.
@Mitch Hmm...historically, but as recently as the week before.
Complicated!
woo hoo ...away to mtg!
yeah! magic the — oh, right, meeting again
I did it again. Sorry.

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