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Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

20:00

@KitFox Layer Cake is a crime/heist movie, like the other two, only. more violent.

Sonic The Hedgehog

So we would be able to type efficiently.

KitFox

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Less gun violence, more melee violence.

Preferably with semi-clad, attractive men.

Maybe Conan.

Sonic The Hedgehog

The problem is, this plastic layer reduces ability to type down to 50%!!!

KitFox

makes notes

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitFox There is a scene where Daniel Craig gets beaten quite badly.

KitFox

20:01

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Oh, I think I would feel much too empathetic.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

Just what kind of movie are you looking for?

KitFox

A sexy action flick.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

Get some gay gladiator porn and be done with it

Sonic The Hedgehog

@MRS ...

I am right here you know.

KitFox

It's either that or a chick flick.

Cerberus

20:01

@KitFox Really? Apple gives discounts to high school? How much, any idea? And MS?

KitFox

@SonicTheHedgehog Are you a gay gladiator?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@SonicTheHedgehog Do you know where we can get some gay gladiator porn?

Sonic The Hedgehog

@Kit I am not gay and I am not gladiator.

Cerberus

@SonicTheHedgehog Sounds horrible!

Sonic The Hedgehog

@MRS ...I am a minor.

KitFox

20:02

@Cerberus I don't know. Call them and ask to speak to someone about their bulk educational discounts.

Sonic The Hedgehog

@Cerb I know!

KitFox

@SonicTheHedgehog Then why mention that you are right there?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@SonicTheHedgehog hm, when I was a minor I knew where I could get porn. We're not SHOWING the porn here.

Cerberus

@KitFox I can understand why it should be a good marketing scheme.

KitFox

Yep. No porn here.

Sonic The Hedgehog

20:03

@MRS ...

KitFox

Also, I specifically don't want porn.

Sonic The Hedgehog

Mom would be mad, you know.

If she sees this.

KitFox

I've decided I need a less brute force approach.

@SonicTheHedgehog She'd be mad no matter what we were talking about.

Cerberus

She doesn't need to know. Just have some candy and step into the van...

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@SonicTheHedgehog You expect me to believe that you don't know how to find porn on the internet? please. ;)

Sonic The Hedgehog

20:04

@MRS I am not that resourceful...

KitFox

Cerberus

That one!!

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

Anyway, nobody is linking to porn here, there is no porning happening, only some people saying the word porn, be at ease Mrs. The Hedgehog, your child is safe from our evil ways.

dammit Kit, after I just tried to reassure his mom!

KitFox

But don't actually choose any of those links!

Cerberus

@KitFox I just love the lighting in that picture.

Sonic The Hedgehog

20:05

@Kit Are you really going to corrupt me?

KitFox

@SonicTheHedgehog I was just pointing out that it doesn't require resources. You don't have to be creative.

Sonic The Hedgehog

@Kit Please, don't.

I am going to get caught sooner or later.

KitFox

scowls

I am not a corruptor of youth.

Cerberus

no comment

Sonic The Hedgehog

slowly steps away

No sudden movement...

Look at it in the eye...

KitFox

20:08

Come on, now! I specifically ended the discussion about fisting before anyone had a chance to explain it to him!

Cerberus

hisses

Sonic The Hedgehog

Whats fisting?

Matt Эллен

talking about corruption - @Cerberus: would you email me? There is something I'd like to ask you.

KitFox

@SonicTheHedgehog NEVER YOU MIND!

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

It's when you use a fist.

KitFox

20:09

You can Google it when you are older.

Sonic The Hedgehog

@kit I could google it ;)

sigh

Matt Эллен

much older

KitFox

maybe never.

Matt Эллен

80 or so

Sonic The Hedgehog

....

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

20:10

honestly this sort of topic should not require ID to discuss. People get too squeamish.

KitFox

Well, I agree, but Sonic confuses my mom instincts.

Matt Эллен

meh, I ain't no squeam. Sonic just seems to want to avoid it

Sonic The Hedgehog

Korean's average life span is 84

Matt Эллен

so maybe we should

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

I think maybe he wants to avoid the inevitable explosion when his mom looks over his shoulder.

Sonic The Hedgehog

20:11

I am officially 20 now.

Matt Эллен

which is fair enough :D

Sonic The Hedgehog

@MRs God forbid...

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

Just reassure her that because you learned a new word doesn't mean that you will actually do what the word does. Language and knowledge aren't like black magic.

Sonic The Hedgehog

No, I am still 15.

But Sonic is 20.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

Example: I know the word "murder" and have never actually murdered someone!

Matt Эллен

20:11

so you say

Sonic The Hedgehog

haven't you seen 20th anniversary of SEGA?

KitFox

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

I also know the word pontificate and I have never even ... wait. nm.

KitFox

Hahaha

Sonic The Hedgehog

Whats that?

Cerberus

20:12

@MattЭллен Sure! You don't have my address any more?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@SonicTheHedgehog what, pontificating? That's where you use a pontiff.

Matt Эллен

@Cerberus I've not ever had it

as far as I recall

Cerberus

Oh. Do I have yours, then?

KitFox

Hey! I want in on the secrets!

Cerberus

Lemme see.

KitFox

20:13

Sure you do!

Matt Эллен

@Cerberus I did give it to you, plus it's on the front of my homepage

Cerberus

@KitFox Aww this must be torture. Not that I have any clue.

Sonic The Hedgehog

HANDS UP! HAND ME YOUR ADDRESSES NOW!

Cerberus

@MattЭллен Oh!

KitFox

And @Matt you have his too. In our secret room.

Sonic The Hedgehog

20:13

YOU EMAIL ADDRESSES, MAGGOTS!

KitFox

Your mom can have my email address and my real name and place of work if she wants it.

Sonic The Hedgehog

@Kit Hmm.

she might like it.

but I'll ask her later

Matt Эллен

@KitFox ah, but I don't know where the secret room is

which I guess is why it's a secret :D

KitFox

@MattЭллен No, the other secret room.

Sonic The Hedgehog

Where?

Let me on a secret too!

KitFox

20:15

Of course, you were last there 68 days ago...

Matt Эллен

@KitFox I was ever there? hmm. I think I tried going bakc but I've never been let back in

KitFox

@SonicTheHedgehog Nope. Not unless your mum really does want my personal info.

@MattЭллен Oh. Well, hang on. Lemme see if I can fix it.

Cerberus

Arg! I'm trying to e-mail you, but Hotmail crashed badly and Gmail is hanging...

KitFox

Oh! Hey! You sent me an email, @Matt. Sorry I didn't see it until now.

Matt Эллен

@Cerberus heh. no rush :)

Cerberus

20:18

OK sent!

Matt Эллен

@KitFox s'cool. I figured the address was probably one you didn't look at, or had discarded

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitFox what's this now? Matt's emailing people?

Matt Эллен

yeah I discovered how to write, and now I have hypergraphia

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Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

how come you never email me, punk!? geez

wait, don't you have like two blogs? you never update!

Matt Эллен

I have two blogs, but I don't know how you know that. maybe you mean my website and my blog...

KitFox

20:22

@MattЭллен I don't check much except when I'm writing, which I haven't been much recently.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@MattЭллен Maybe? I know of your programming one. I seem to recall a hazy memory of a non-programming one but might have hallucinated it in a drug-induced stupor?

KitFox

@Cerberus Let me get that for you.

Matt Эллен

@MrShinyandNew安宇 hmmm I didn't think I'd brought that one up. but if I have then good!

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@MattЭллен Hey, now I see that your deadbeef post did show up for me

Cerberus

@KitFox Get that? I fixed it now! <Papalazarou voice, which I know you don't like, but I'm doing him anyway>

KitFox

20:26

Anyway, @Matt, I think I fixed the access problem.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

Anyway I'm just joking about the email.

Cerberus

Arg, Hotmail's being naughty.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@MattЭллен So I can't find a reference to your secret blog. So maybe I did imagine it. Or conflated the ELU blog with that.

Speaking of the ELU blog, is there any hope for it?

Even its chat room is frozen

KitFox

We have a blog?

Oh right.

Mostly it ended up being Martha, JSB, and Matt, right?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitFox I posted a couple times

I think waiwai posted

KitFox

20:31

Ah yes. That's right.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

I was hoping nohat would post something. Or one of the other super-users.

KitFox

And I said I would, but I haven't. So really I'm the problem.

OMG, there is a student with a last name that sounds like "nasty ho."

That poor kid.

Matt Эллен

ah man. that's so bad

will make them a well rounded individual

or a nasty ho

Cerberus

Haha.

KitFox

I can't say. I shouldn't even have said as much as I did, but there you have it.

Cerberus

20:40

Hehe.

I know.

(Just in case.)

KitFox

;)

twiddles thumbs

So. Fisting. What's that all about?

giggles

looks around

Well, I guess everyone is off chatting and emailing somewhere else.

Cerberus

Are you going to tell us a story?

KitFox

Oh!

Matt Эллен

hmmm. chatsy is failing to grant me a password so I can become a member

Cerberus

I was in the cooking room.

KitFox

20:45

Um. I could.

Cerberus

@MattЭллен Huh? Don't you have the original invitation e-mail?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

KitFox

@MattЭллен Oh, you need a password to enter?

Matt Эллен

@Cerberus yeah, but I thought things would get easier if I was a member

@KitFox I will try without joining up

Cerberus

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Cut!

@MattЭллен Hmm...

KitFox

20:47

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Got it! Mine now!

You are totally going to give people the Gay with that.

Cerberus

hides in camouflaged sack

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitFox heheh I got it from George Takei

It's ok to be Takei

Matt Эллен

@KitFox oh god no. tht's the last thing we need

KitFox

@MrShinyandNew安宇 that is teh awesum!

Matt Эллен

quick everybody stop talking about porn

KitFox

20:51

shh

hides rainbow flags and fisting diagrams

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitFox You do know about "It's ok to be takei", right?

KitFox

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Yes, I meant the fact that that was your source was "teh awesum."

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

@KitFox ok good cuz otherwise this one falls flat:

Honestly though, I swear George Takei has nothing better to do than post on facebook all day. Or else he pays someone to do it. facebook.com/georgehtakei

Sonic The Hedgehog

You guys were talking about fisting while I was gone... Tsk Tsk

aedia λ

@MrShinyandNew安宇 Love it!

user19161

20:59

@SonicTheHedgehog Shh...

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