Jesus Christ and Moses were playing golf. Moses hits a drive about 250 yards, lands dead center of the fairway. He smiles as he cedes the tee box to JC, who steps up and without even looking whacks the ball into the rough.
But then a gopher grabs the ball in its mouth and runs it out onto the fairway. A falcon swoops down and picks up the gopher, flies it toward the green, and drops it a little ways from the pin. The gopher runs over and drops the ball in the hole.
Moses looks over at JC and says, "Look, are you gonna play golf or are you gonna fuck around?"