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18:00
@Mitch Genetic anomalies.
@tchrist A bread circus. Solved. Send the checks directly to me.
== §English == === §Alternative forms === horse puckey === §Noun === horse hockey (uncountable) Horse excrement, horseshit. (slang, euphemistic) False or deceitful statements; lies; exaggerations; nonsense. (a euphemism for horseshit). (sports) Polo. ==== §Synonyms ==== See also Wikisaurus:nonsense === §Interjection === horse hockey An expression of disbelief or disgust....
@tchrist Oh. I have a 'sport' on my little toe.
@GlenTheUdderboat No mention of the great sport of horse hockey, a Mongolian specialty.
@Mitch They drink mare’s milk.
A bit late, but... In the UK, the Equality Act defines the following characteristics as protected characteristics— age; disability; gender reassignment; marriage and civil partnership; pregnancy and maternity; race; religion or belief; sex; sexual orientation.
Eye colour is fine, except that it can be indirect discrimination.
18:04
@AndrewLeach So, is eye-colour protected in the UK or not because it might be correlated with some of these?
Quite. If you hire only blue-eyed people, you discriminate against Chinese, for example.
Funny how that never seems to stop filmmakers.
Then again, how many blue-eyed actors playing Othello do you know? :)
@Mitch Haha like that.
18:06
@tchrist But that's allowed.
@AndrewLeach Chinese (nationality) isn't among those protected characteristics.
@GlenTheUdderboat Chinese or Oriental race is, and they are almost all black-eyed, not blue-eyed.
I still think it's strange how clubs can unabashedly discriminate against people under 21.
Or based on clothing, which is often an excuse to ward off Moroccans.
Or charge for entrance based on sex-appeal.
@Cerberus What kind of clubs?
18:07
@tchrist Yes, that too.
They often let girls in for free!
Or young people for free!
@GlenTheUdderboat I don't remember, but they exist here.
@Cerberus That’s because all the girls in gentlemen’s clubs are working girls. :)
Oh, clubs as in discothèques.
@Cerberus Can't remember. Don't care.
What?
18:09
No t-shirts, no singlets, no tennis shoes, no sandals. Unless you’re a chick, then you’re allowed in wearing that.
@Cerberus I think there's a child-protection thing there. That probably trumps age discrimination.
A place with loud music where people "dance".
@AndrewLeach Right, it does. But that should only work under 18.
Depends on the definition of child.
@tchrist I was actually refused entry to a club because I was wearing a collared shirt.
A few weeks ago.
haha
18:10
It was hilarious.
@Cerberus For you, they make this stuff up.
@Cerberus Really.
So you just detach the collar and leave the studs. Easy.
@AndrewLeach I believe studs would have been desirable.
@GlenTheUdderboat Haha nope, I asked around, and they often do that.
@AndrewLeach They said I could come in if I took off my shirt inside.
18:11
@Cerberus You asked the people outside, who also didn't get in?
@Cerberus Woo!
@AndrewLeach I'd have had to walk around in a tea-shirt, not naked.
What, was it a bagging party?
@GlenTheUdderboat No, people who go to that place and an affiliated club at other times.
@tchrist Steady on.
18:12
I thought you meant they wanted to see you bare-chested.
Nope.
I'm still not entirely sure what crowd they are trying to ward off.
Yuppies? Meh, yuppies, often wear t-shirts when they go out.
What else?
@AndrewLeach Word on the street is that @cerb can't detach the studs with a crowbar. Especially not when he's taken his shirt off.
@Cerberus The non-rave type?
@terdon I'm still not entirely sure what to think of when you say "studs" in relation to a collar, which is sown on...
@GlenTheUdderboat No, it's a regular, hip club.
@Cerberus I leave it open to your interpretation.
18:14
No rave people.
Perhaps they wanted to attract Greek politicians.
@terdon I refuse to interpret it.
Refusenik
Thank you.
Greek politicians wear no collars?
@Cerberus Search online for collar-studs.
Oh, aha.
Green-eyed.
@Cerberus They wear no ties. Often no suits. For some reason this has become a Big Thing© in European media.
So studs that you tie the collar together with?
@terdon Oh, we don't hear about that here.
@terdon Yes, but they have collars, those Greeks.
Even Farouvakis.
@Cerberus Sure you do. They've been obsessing about it.
As long as they're not wearing track suits, as in barbaric countries, that's fine.
@GlenTheUdderboat Yeah, that one. Varoufakis.
@terdon I have not!
Many politicians here don't wear ties.
But jackets they almost always wear.
18:18
@terdon Hmm, did I spell that in old-Greek?
British politicians wear ties. Otherwise they are trying too hard.
@AndrewLeach Right, that. Must be rare...
It would be unusual for going to a club, yes.
Unless the club is in Piccadilly or Pall Mall.
@Cerberus General rule: the more to the left the less ties.
Yeah.
18:19
Think slobbertrui.
@GlenTheUdderboat Nah, it's just a V, not an F
Haha.
Geitewollen sokken.
One of the leaders of the current coalition, in parliament.
But he also often wears ties.
I can't imagine our coalition leaders pulling that off.
As it were.
Heh.
@Cerberus I always thought it was a terribly racist cliche. Like 'Och aye' for scots or 'Cheerio' for Brits.
18:21
@Mitch Racist?
What race?
Cliche?
The 'boss' of the guy before...
@Cerberus right, in a way?
Does he turn up to visit the Queen like that?
@AndrewLeach We've got a king now.
Oh.
Sorry.
Does he turn up to visit the King like that?
18:25
They don't, you see.
It's bad enough you all have sovereigns.
Their sex is secondary.
@GlenTheUdderboat Who is that? And what do you mean by right?
@terdon On the contrary, it's far better to have a Head of State forced on you by luck than to have to live with the one you elected for yourselves.
That way, you blame Fate.
@AndrewLeach Ha, you still put up with them. We got rid of them and replaced them with crooks and gangsters. That's called progress that is!
Ah. Well we still elect them.
18:28
Worst of both worlds huh?
Not sure. Our Head of State is an honourable woman.
@AndrewLeach You will not be admitted into the Senate chambers without shirt and tie.
That's OK. I don't plan running for the Senate.
@GlenTheUdderboat Haha but he normally doesn't look that silly.
@Cerberus Oh? When's 'normally' for you then?
18:31
@tchrist No? They even let in women here.
And tieless people.
@AndrewLeach Is she? At least she's discrete, I'll give you that.
@AndrewLeach That's more like it!
18:33
@AndrewLeach No wigs?
All Tories.
@tchrist Suits, skirts AND slacks?
@GlenTheUdderboat Lords don't wear wigs. The Lords Speaker might. Perhaps.
No slacking.
@AndrewLeach When did this happen?!
18:35
@AndrewLeach Haha what's going on there?
@GlenTheUdderboat Lords have never worn wigs. Wigs are a judicial thing.
Who are the people in red, and who are the other people?
@Cerberus Almost certainly the State Opening of Parliament. Awaiting the arrival of the Queen.
@Cerberus The people in red are Lords in possession of robes; the others are Lords (or Members of the House of Lords like Baronesses) who have chosen not to wear them.
The people on the very far right of the pic behind the Lords are members of the House of Commons (if it is the State Opening).
Why would they (not) wear them?
Because they are expensive and/or moth-eaten.
18:38
They've crammed too many people in there.
But otherwise it's nice.
Honouring ancient traditions.
Those are Law Lords.
@AndrewLeach So, not Lords?
@Cerberus They don't want to look like total gits?
@AndrewLeach Do they rent the wigs or does everybody have their own?
18:41
@GlenTheUdderboat Yes Lords, but Lords with special responsibilities. The Law Lords have largely been replaced by the Supreme Court in the UK, but they still have responsibility as the Court of Last Instance for Crown Dependencies etc.
@GlenTheUdderboat Both. That is, either.
@Cerberus There are about 790 members of the House of Lords. Even they don't know the exact number.
Too many!
We have 75.
@AndrewLeach Really? So I guess it varies?
@AndrewLeach How does one become a lord (or its female version, if any)?
@Cerberus They're not hereditary are they?
They're not.
Never were.
We were a republic for 250 years...
18:43
@GlenTheUdderboat These days you need to be named by the government I think. They revently abolished hereditary lordships.
The Honors list I think it is called.
@AndrewLeach?
@GlenTheUdderboat There are 90 (ish. 92?) hereditary members of the House. There are still other hereditary peers who are not members.
Some are still hereditary, I believe?
Right.
Most have been appointed.
Are most Lords appointed directly by the Commons, or by Cabinet, or by whom?
@AndrewLeach Is there a max to this?
18:44
No maximum.
They are appointed by the Sovereign on the recommendation of the Prime Minister and the Honours Committee.
@AndrewLeach Party program: everybody Lord!
Our senators are appointed by electors, whom we vote for in the provincial elections.
Every political party can recommend future peers to the Committee.
Ah, so what I heard is true.
Party cronyism.
Unfortunately, yes.
18:46
Who ever came up with such a bad way of appointing them?
The House of Lords.
Strange.
It's called self-preservation.
But, no!
So, what about the 'chief justices' (I think they are called that) in the US? I read that they 'should' be as partisan as possible and also should have long life expectancy (measured since appointment)?
18:47
Tony’s Cronies.
Before the Lords were appointed, why would the way to preserving themselves be through being appointed by Cabinet?
If I were a Lord in those days, I'd pick coöptation or something.
Because if they didn't agree to that they'd be abolished.
So it was Cabinet / the Commons who forced it upon them?
@Cerberus Is 'coöptation" English or just your wrong keyboard settings?
Have they no scruples?
18:49
Dumb.
@GlenTheUdderboat It is correct and this room's house style.
Rather.
@Cerberus I don't think it was forced on them. They suggested something which would be acceptable.
Replacing one set of unelected peers with another set of unelected peers is . . . .
REVOLUTION!
18:51
@Cerberus But hyphens or unadorned vowels are acceptable if your keyboard can't do diaereses.
@tchrist ...is self-preservation.
Oh.
Almost got it right..
Haha, nice try, Mr Troelstra.
You’d be surprised how many people’s keyboards have problems writing diæ̈reses.
@Cerberus ethnicitist? what ever it is when you make fun of some other nationality in a demeaning way.
@AndrewLeach frowns
18:53
@Mitch Nationalist?
@Mitch Ethnocist would be an acceptable word, I suppose. But why not say discriminatory?
@Cerberus Smiles sheepishly looking at substandard keyboard
I didn’t know you were Welsh!
@AndrewLeach refrains from suggesting Autohotkey, having a ready-made script to alleviate your troubles
Careful, he might be a sheepdog.
18:55
The US has a policy of being exceptionalists, I think. Meaning that the US is better. Compared to everything. And not being one, makes you unpatriotic.
refrains from investigating Autohotkey, since it hasn't been mentioned
@GlenTheUdderboat Your naïveté is showing.
would never commit praeterition and thus never mention Autohotkey again
@tchrist I'm glad to hear that. Correct me.
@GlenTheUdderboat I don't know. nothing sounds right any more.
@Cerberus Discriminationist?
18:56
@tchrist What naïveté? I see none.
@Mitch Nah.
@AndrewLeach Autohotkey!
Discriminating or discriminatory is fine.
Now you have no excuse.
@Mitch !!
Î am shōckĕd.
@tchrist tucks naiveté back in
18:57
@Cerberus I posted the graph a few weeks ago.
@Cerberus Well, it means discriminatory against people who are discriminatory.
I don't know which graph.
@Mitch looks longingly after fleeing excuse
@Mitch Are you sure?
People who are against discriminat ing people are just phillistines
@Cerberus My AHK doesn't do that to me. Maybe you have it rigged up with the wrong contacts.
18:59
Who are these ing people, and why are they discriminat?
@AndrewLeach excuse crawls back
@Mitch Or...maybe I did that on purpose. Who knows?
@Mitch So are you using Autohotkey?
woman in pointy high heels crushes it under her pointy toe
Women.
@Cerberus They're with the bank. looking up your credit score now
19:00
American exceptionalism is the theory that the United States is qualitatively different from other nations. In this view, U.S. exceptionalism stems from its emergence from the American Revolution, thereby becoming what political scientist Seymour Martin Lipset called "the first new nation" and developing a uniquely American ideology, "Americanism", based on liberty, egalitarianism, individualism, republicanism, democracy and laissez-faire. This ideology itself is often referred to as "American exceptionalism." Although the term does not necessarily imply superiority, many neoconservative and other...
Tsk tsk tsk.
So, it's merely a theory. OK.
@GlenTheUdderboat I take exception to that.
@Cerberus however many it takes.
@Mitch Does ING have an American branch?
@Mitch No more?
@Cerberus It certainly did.
19:01
The more women, the merrier?
@Cerberus ING Direct.
@GlenTheUdderboat But no more?
@tchrist Entiendo lo que dices, pero la mantequilla de maní no es demasiado caro.
19:02
@Cerberus ha ha ha!! ha ha ha ha!! snortle snurt ha ha ha ha! No.
@GlenTheUdderboat There’s your nationalistic naïveté shattering into shards of dross.
@tchrist Haha, that's nice.
The compassionate one is...just... shrugs
@Cerberus Bought by Capital One. Not sure if they have other business there.
@Robusto Me es precioso por su sabor, nor por su precio.
@Cerberus I see ads for them all the time but I've never seen a building. Not that that is a exclusionary device, but, hey maybe it is. I've never seen a branch for it.
@Cerberus OK, more or less.
19:03
@Mitch I'm not going to tell you you should...
@GlenTheUdderboat OK.
@Cerberus Lucky Pierre!
@tchrist So I was watching another dubbed movie en español, and it's a movie I've seen before and people use fuck quite a bit in it, and in all those cases the word was translated as some variation of maldito. Is that a euphemism? Something like cursed or curses?
@Cerberus The entries with the same country as both most and least whatever are especially amusing.
@Mitch Who?
@Robusto Maldito is basically just damned.
It’s not a strong word.
Well, not really.
But yes, it is a curse.
@tchrist Not exactly an f-bomb, then?
@tchrist Right, very strange.
@Robusto En ninguna manera.
Perhaps fuck is a little too raw for them.
19:06
@Cerberus I think they still have some investment management presence, but they rebranded and IPOd the insurance stuff, I think (Voya).
They’re dubbing fuck into maldito?
Or maybe there is no equivalent?
@Mitch: Did you see any poetry? — Robusto 2 mins ago
@tchrist I like how the least arrogant is always their own country. "What I'm better at than anybody? Modesty"
May 7 '11 at 20:36, by Robusto
I'm too modest for that. Far too modest. Perhaps the most modest person who has ever lived.
@Mitch That’s exceptionalism, something that certain individuals naïvely thought an attribute peculiar to America.
19:09
Feb 8 '13 at 17:01, by Robusto
I am, quite literally, the most modest person in the history of the world.
@Robusto ha ha. she put words together that sometimes rhyme.
@GlenTheUdderboat Noted.
Which word to translate fuck into varies by country.
And by context.
@tchrist I thought it was the same everywhere.
@tchrist So maybe they're going for something more universal for the Latino market.
19:10
@Mitch Except Italy and Czechia.
@Robusto Yeah, but fail.
@tchrist Every country could have it's unique list of "Xican exceptionalism"
And the one that doesn't? They can put that on their list!
@tchrist Oh, no, America is worse, possibly even worse than France, nowadays.
Worse than China, I do not know.
At least not than Qing China.
@Cerberus poor Slovakia. sort of backhanded complement. "My dull sister, she is more modest....deservedly"
Hehe.
I like that image.
19:12
@Cerberus Now wait just a goddamn minute. You take that back or we'll come over there and show you who's exceptional!
@Cerberus Sexist pig.
@Cerberus Britain, Germany, and France all agree that Germans are the most arrogant Euroethnicity. How could that be wrong? :)
Hehe 2.
@tchrist 'Maldito' sounds like 'Darn'
@tchrist This is all about austerity, of course.
19:12
@Mitch Yeah, it’s pretty weak.
@GlenTheUdderboat Thank you.
@Mitch No, it doesn't.
But I'd prefer "cur" myself.
@Cerberus Yeah really. Holy shit, that's low.
@Cerberus You're quite welcome.
19:13
It's funny making fun of France because they actually are better than the rest of us.
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Sorry... wat?
Better?
@Cerberus I would say it’s more septentrionalist than orientalist.
@GlenTheUdderboat Sexy pig. It's sexist to say sexist.
@Mitch Not all of them, just the blue-eyed. Well... maybe all of them.
@Cerberus austere = arrogant
19:15
No it doesn't either.
@Mitch Austere = Kingdom of the Oysters
@Mitch You're right. Sorry about that.
@GlenTheUdderboat You're so discriminat ing
> The Netherlands has been rated among the most unfriendliest countries in the world for expatriates by Forbes magazine while Canada is rated the most friendliest country for expats.
@Mitch I thought ING was dealt with.
19:16
@GlenTheUdderboat And piggist to say 'pig', du schwein.
@Mitch Mm only in some ways.
@Cerberus Just super.
@Cerberus Yes, sorry about that too.
@Cerberus All those with blue eyes? I'd add brown. Sure throw in hazel.
@Cerberus Exceptional ways. Point proven.
@Mitch What has she done now?
19:18
@Cerberus The snow dumps on everyone equally.
@tchrist She was being exceptional.
@tchrist Yes, austerity has hit the meridies the worst.
@Mitch Hah, they wish.
@Cerberus And was that fair?
@Cerberus wow really? I've only ever heard that scandinavians were 'cool', but not the Dutch.
@Mitch Where did you hear that, about Scandis?
19:23
@Cerberus Only the boreal realms know that winter is coming, and prepare for it accordingly. The sunbaked ones while away their days with no thought of the morrow.
@Mitch It's all kind of bullshity.
Well, if you can just print more money, winter may not be so bad.
Luckily, spring has come.
Is it now?
The foreyear.
'Tis.
19:24
@Cerberus I'm not so sure about that. I haven't seen winter yet.
Yeah, winter was not so bad.
Except in south.
@Cerberus Not so bad? Temperatures reached freezing on... two days?
dog did a funny thing, I threw a piece of cheese to him. He was laying on his bed and just opened his mouth but did not do anything more to catch it. The cheese landed on his back.
@JohanLarsson Youtube link please
Is it dead?
it happened irl, did not record it.
19:27
@GlenTheUdderboat from individuals (non scandinavians) who had visited/lived there
Lazy? Bad upbringing? Feeding too much?
@tchrist Oh shit...thinks about tomorrow
@Mitch and tomorrow and tomorrow.
@GlenTheUdderboat he is dumb, the other two would'we caught it blindfolded.
@JohanLarsson I'm not sure about feeding cheese to dogs. Isn't it like chocolate and then they die?
19:30
@GlenTheUdderboat Okay, great.
@JohanLarsson Haha he us just like me.
When icicles hang by the wall
   And Dick the shepherd blows his nail,
And Tom bears logs into the hall,
   And milk comes frozen home in pail;
When blood is nipt, and ways be foul,
Then nightly sings the staring owl
                Tu-whoo!
Tu-whit! tu-whoo! A merry note!
While greasy Joan doth keel the pot.

When all around the wind doth blow,
   And coughing drowns the parson’s saw,
And birds sit brooding in the snow,
   And Marian’s nose looks red and raw;
When roasted crabs hiss in the bowl—
When winter first begins to bite
    and stones crack in the frosty night,
when pools are black and trees are bare,
    ’tis evil in the Wild to fare.
@tchrist English, please.
@GlenTheUdderboat Show me the Latin word in that quatrain.
@tchrist 'Tu-whoo'
@tchrist oh shit again.. thinking about thinking about the day after tomorrow tomorrow
19:40
What has become of greasy Joan’s kettle?
Greasy Joan? I hardly knew her!
Look, there is Fastitocalon!
An island good to land upon,
   Although ’tis rather bare.
Come, leave the sea! And let us run,
   Or dance, or lie down in the sun!
See, gulls are sitting there!
                      Beware!
                     Gulls do not sink.
There they may sit, or strut and prink:
         Their part is to tip the wink,
If anyone should dare
    Upon that isle to settle,
         Or only for a while to get
    Relief from sickness or the wet,
      Or maybe boil a kettle.
Fastitocalon, the brother god to Quetzalcoatl
bows
ties
19:42
From Fastitocalon upon Titicaca.
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