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12:01 AM
Ursula Van der Lynden always seems so defensive.
 
@Robusto Exactly.
As though a cat could be hiding inside.
 
Haha, of course.
 
@Xanne But, honestly, the basket seems to much more interesting than the scroll pieces or the skeleton.
I wonder why the news only mentions the scrolls, maybe the skeleton, but the basket last of all.
 
@Xanne What did she do this time?
 
Who is that?
Belgian or American?
 
12:03 AM
@Cerberus Basketry hardly stands a chance next to religion and parenthood.
@Cerberus German.
 
Then I do not know her.
 
I think she's Minister of Defense for Germany? Or was?
 
Unless you mean Von der Leyen?
 
To me the basket is a preservation marvel but has less to tell.
 
President of the European Commission.
 
12:04 AM
Yes.
 
There are probably 100,000 skeletons from that period.
 
And yes, von der Leyen.
 
And many more scrolls from their period (only 2000 years old, I think?).
 
Haha, I read Xanne's text and typed it in as von der Leyen anyway.
 
But only one basket.
I'm a bit of a Ursula fan.
Well, not fan.
But she stands up to the English for us.
 
12:06 AM
Von der Leyen, now wringing her hands over vaccine exports.
 
With their impolite populism and violation of treaties.
Well, she has reason to be mad.
 
@Cerberus That ship kingdom has sailed.
 
Astra Zeneca is exporting vaccines to England, violating the contract and lying about it, too.
 
Ah, I see. She was considered a possible successor to Angela once.
 
She has risen quite high now!
There shouldn't have been conflicts over vaccine exports.
But there are.
America is blocking the export of lots of vaccine stuff to Europe.
England is getting them from Europe through highly questionable a back door.
 
12:10 AM
@Cerberus My son's first job out of school was at Astra Zeneca.
 
Total vaccinations thus far.
Europe is getting the short end of the stick, so Ursula is mad.
And that ball includes England, which has received lots of vaccines produced here.
 
raises hand I'm vaccinated! Yay!
 
Oh wow. Well, they shouldn’t have let the A-Z vaccine get trashed.
 
What do you mean?
A-Z was very late to supply sufficient data for approval to the EMA.
And there were problems with their data even after that.
 
@Cerberus This chart isn't very helpful. Is that total vaccines or vaccines per capita or what?
 
12:12 AM
Such as, no data for people over 65.
@Robusto Total number of vaccinations.
 
Wow, the US is about double China.
 
The blood clot business . . .
 
Yeah, nothing spoils a vaccine party like DVT.
 
You mean, double all of Asia.
 
Yes.
 
12:13 AM
@Xanne Oh, that. Well, that's only a few days old, isn't it?
 
But the US number includes Canada and Mexico I guess.
 
Yes, but those probably don't have a lot of vaccinations.
North America is 109 million, Europe (including Russia) is 26 million.
 
The US bought on spec. Turned out to be a good call.
 
Of which a lot are in England.
I'm not entirely sure those figures are completely up to date, though.
@Xanne What do you mean by on spec?
 
It means accepting some risk on an unknown quantity.
 
12:16 AM
Europe bought a ton of vaccines. The contract with A-Z was signed the day before England's contract with A-Z.
@Robusto Haven't all countries accepted the risk that the quantity and speed were uncertain?
The European contract with A-Z is mostly very similar to the English one.
 
@Cerberus "Quantity" in this case doesn't mean amount; more like entity.
 
I am a shenanigan-speaking designer.
 
And yet A-Z failed to deliver nearly as many vaccines to the EU.
 
Yes, it means you don’t know if it will work or not, but you pay for production anyway, in advance.
 
Well, of course; all rich countries have done so.
But I believe America is blocking various exports related to vaccines to Europe.
I'm not 100% up to date on the details.
Europe, England, and America have all invested pre-emptively in the research and production of vaccines by many pharmaceutical companies, larger and small.
And rightly so.
And they also signed contracts with those companies on deliveries.
 
12:21 AM
> Von der Leyen added that the United States and Britain had systems in place that effectively blocked the export of COVID-19 vaccines.
 
Whenever meeting the agreed numbers or dates was not possible, one would expect a company to deliver to each contract pro rata.
But A-Z didn't do that.
 
That was all I could find about what you said, @Cerberus.
 
Right.
 
I would like to see more, since a one-sentence assertion would seem to require a bit more, uh, detail.
The vast majority of the stories involve EU/UK problems.
@Cerberus Meanwhile, the EU is being accused of the same thing.
So, as usual, plenty of blame to go around.
 
> I am also shocked when I hear the accusations of ‘vaccine nationalism’ against the EU. Here again, the facts do not lie. The United Kingdom and the United States have imposed an outright ban on the export of vaccines or vaccine components produced on their territory. But the European Union, the region with the largest vaccine production capacity in the world, has simply put in place a system for controlling the export of doses produced in the EU. Our objective: to prevent companies from which we have ordered and pre-financed doses from exporting them to other advanced countries when they
This is from the President of the European Council (I think).
So take it with a grain of salt.
@Robusto Yes, the EU also blocks some exports.
But, if I am to believe the papers, much less so than do America and England.
As to the Australian example, the entire country has only a handful of infections, I believe. And the Australian government agreed that it didn't need those vaccines right now.
 
12:27 AM
@Cerberus Yeah. There is no such thing as a "national" pharmaceutical company anymore. They're all multi-national.
@Cerberus Well, of course your news will have that slant.
 
Somehow, I don't have a huge deal of trust in the reputation of English newspapers...
 
I don't either. That's where Rupert Murdoch started off in the mendacity business, isn't it?
 
@Robusto I'm not sure anyone has a full picture of what's going on.
Yes, Murdoch is a problem in the Anglo-Saxon countries. Or at least in Australia, England, America.
I do know that the assertions by A-Z and the British government, about the A-Z contracts and exports, have been debunked.
 
Then he came to America and brought us Faux News and all their mind control of the (not necessarily) working class.
 
And I believe his more extreme son ousted his less extreme son.
From leading the company.
 
12:31 AM
Yeah. They are pure evil.
Aug 4 '20 at 18:40, by Robusto
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Exactly.
Is that Murdoch?
Elections were today.
The far right has regained a few seats.
They are now at 28 seats again, just as in 2002.
But at least they are now divided, they are three parties now.
 
@Cerberus Yes.
 
And the cordon sanitaire seems to be functioning now, i.e. nobody wants to form a coalition with them any more.
The cordon sanitaire always worked well in Belgium.
 
@Cerberus In your country?
 
Yes.
The far right are now at 18.7%.
Which seems stable, manageable enough.
But it was hoped they would lose seats.
And predicted.
 
12:35 AM
They are a cancer everywhere.
 
Well, the difference is only a few seats anyway.
Yeah.
 
1:34 AM
@Xanne So basket: 10k years ago. child's skeleton: 6k. Scrolls: 2k.
Didn't the scrolll people notice holy shit a dead kid is in here?
 
@Mitch I believe it is a very large cave.
 
or better... hey let's put our scrolls in the big basket with the dead kid
 
Sure, they could have done that.
 
@M.A.R. Does everyone know that 'Isle of Dogs' is homophonic with 'I love dogs'?
 
After the bones had dried.
 
1:39 AM
@Cerberus big missed opportunity
 
How long does that take?
 
a couple hours
 
I don't think even the desert is that dry.
 
The atacama is pretty dry
 
But the entire body needs to rot away first.
And be eaten.
Then the bones dry.
Then the cleaners need to come to put them in the basket.
 
1:41 AM
it's why the Inca followed the Andes which normally such high mountains are avoided for empires
 
Because they liked dry?
 
they avoided the desert
 
Ah.
 
and stayed up in the moist livable mountains
 
And there was nothing else except mountains?
 
1:43 AM
I don't think they went down the other side into the amazon. Not sure.
 
You could have a very loooong empire along the edge of the mountains.
Does English have a word for gebergte?
 
montagne?
 
All I can think of is mountain range.
Is that English?
 
yeah mountain range
 
A gebergte in Dutch is the mass noun for bergen.
 
1:45 AM
mountains is the mass noun for mountain in English
 
Gedierte is a mass of animals, usually ongedierte, a mass of bad animals (vermin).
Geboefte is a mass of criminals.
 
I'm gonna gebarf
 
@Cerberus The Inca did have a long empire.
 
@Mitch It's a fun word even in Dutch.
@Conrado Mmm but not extremely so.
 
@Cerberus huh
 
1:47 AM
This is not just the edge of a gebergte.
 
that looks like they were totally in the Atacama
 
I only know the Atacama is in Chile.
I don't remember where.
 
Well, at the southern end we're the Mapuches and Huilliches, who were tough cookies even for the Inca.
 
Southern Peru too
 
The South and Central American Empires looked cool.
And they played football matches.
 
1:49 AM
But the mountains are not very moist on the side toward the Pacífico.
 
I'm sure the dude appreciates it.
 
Even down towards you?
 
Heh.
 
Isn't the argentinian side the drier side as you go south?
 
Don't look at me!
 
1:51 AM
@Mitch Well here it's the other way: the wind brings water from the Pacific, and drops it as it rises over the Andes.
 
right, and then the wind is all dry as it continues on to Argentina?
 
But in the Atacama area, it takes a great many acres to sustain a single llama. The Inca made survival an art there. I admire their persistence.
@Mitch exactamente.
 
I hear both of you use Inca as a plural.
 
Also, empires don't spring up out of nothing, they conquered all sorts of smaller kingdoms or groups all along the Andes
@Cerberus I don't hear anything at all except the clickety clack of typing
 
@Mitch Of course.
@Mitch But I type so silently.
 
1:58 AM
maps make it look like it just all pops into existence all over
 
The Incas has indentured slavery, I think. As did many states small and large.
 
@Mitch And that is the Patagonia
 
I.e. if you went bankrupt, you were forced to sell yourself into slavery.
I don't remember the details.
 
@Cerberus States (or More exactly, people within states) have often found it convenient to have slaves. This is a world where the big fish eat the little fish. How else would they build Machu Picchu? Or the White House? Or the Buckingham Palace? Or you name it? Not defending the practice, you know. Just admitting that it happens.
 
Yes.
Slavery was quite common.
And there are similar ways to exploit people that still exist.
And which are hardly better, or even worse.
 
2:07 AM
Wal-Mart?
 
Hah.
 
Quechua word of the day: "Diospagaraski".
It means roughly "Thank you"
Borrowed from the Spanish for "God will pay".
I don't know if they said "thank you" at all before colonization.
 
@Cerberus What?
Screw those guys
Cancel them
uh...
 
@Conrado Funny.
 
already taken care of
@Conrado Supposedly...
the jews who built (some of) the pyramids..
were not necessarily slaves...
but possibly employees?
I heard that somewhere.
 
2:14 AM
@Mitch Ah, Yes.
But in Chile, for example, many undocumented Peruvian labourers are similarly employed in construction work. They are cheaper than us, you know, and they work hard!
@Cerberus I don't know why that is.
Also, the Inuit.
But, the Aztecs.
Much of the modern world is built on oppression of this sort.
 
2:52 AM
@Conrado Hmm I think I would have says Incas.
Which is correct?
 
 
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6:15 AM
Landing in Yekaterinburg in a Boeing, full-degree view
 
 
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7:17 AM
Open intimidation
 
 
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1:07 PM
 
Well, if the shoe fits ... and it would certainly seem this one does.
 
@Robusto The authorities have no option but to "erupt in fury".
But really they are more worried about the upcoming election into Parliament this fall.
 
> Pyotr O. Tolstoy, the deputy chairman of the lower house of Parliament, thundered that “the only language” that Americans understand “is, unfortunately, the language of force.” Another senior lawmaker, Andrei A. Turchak, described Mr. Biden’s utterance as “a challenge to our entire nation.”
@CowperKettle They are losing their ability to fix elections?
 
Haha, Pyotr Tolstoy is a semi-clown. There are several personages who produce stifled laughter even among Putin's followers. They exist to air the most radical thoughts and thus to plumb the public's reaction.
@Robusto No, but they are afraid of public demonstrations that may follow.
Biden can do nothing about Putin, so Putin can just laugh this away.
 
1:23 PM
@CowperKettle I hope those happen.
@CowperKettle Yeah. One wonders what the "language of force" will look like.
 
Maybe even from the politics standpoint it was better not to call him killer outright, because it's better to keep the better cards hidden.
@Robusto I think the US authorities are more worried about China.
Russia is a kind of slowly dying empire.
China gets powerful.
 
@CowperKettle Except what was the win here? Leaving the truth unspoken? Like if Biden kept things quiet Russia wouldn't try to sway elections here again?
 
Russia's GDP is less than that of California.
 
I know.
 
@Robusto I doubt that Russia really can seriously affect US elections. It can meddle, but it will spend more money than it will gain through this.
 
1:27 PM
Russia could be a giant again. Lots of very smart people there. But not with a corrupt government.
 
Maybe if Russia closes its border completely, to stop the brain drain, then smart people will have no recourse but to work inside Russia, and not flee abroad.
 
2:16 PM
@CowperKettle And the west would seize every opportunity to call it the human rights violation it is
You know, I think the reason they don't do that is systems like Russia's and Iran's award incompetence. If you're an incompetent moron in power, why would you want people that can do the job to replace you?
 
2:43 PM
@CowperKettle Isn't it always going to be helpless to compare one's nation with the richest nation in the world?
It's not like California only has 50000 people.
The bar for economic prosperity is probably much lower than that. I'd be happy with my situation if my money didn't lose 30 % of its value by the end of each year
@Robusto Is it surprising?
Everyone has their part to play in the masquerade
 
I just discovered that Russia is even more sparsely populated (at 8.29/km2) than Bolivia (at 10.6/km2).
 
@Conrado I mean, it's a little . . . big
@Mitch Wait . . . "Isle of Man" . . . nice
 
Yes, but I'm trying to imagine the wide open spaces.
I don't think I would like to live in Siberia in the winter.
 
How do you think @Cowp finds all the open space to run?
 
3:05 PM
@Cerberus maps like that make me think that empire building is entirely based on one strange human desire to walk a thousand miles with weapons.
@Robusto I feel like every news item in the West makes Putin smirk.
"Putin is a killer" Putin smirks 'they ain't wrong' haha
"Trump loses election" Putin smirks 'we lost our inside man' haha
 
"Chinese workcamps for Uighurs condemned" Putin smirks 'Oh China' haha
 
"Florida man arrested for marrying a female shark" Putin smirks 'Oh Florida men' haha
 
haha. Florida
 
3:16 PM
@M.A.R. Not enough smirking references in the body of that article. Putin only smirked once.
@M.A.R. haha truth.
plus farting
 
@Mitch Yeah I just googled "putin smirk" and that came up. Stupid clickbait shit
 
@M.A.R. Which is awful because I only get my news from article headlines.
to be truthful
reading is hard
 
I don't get my news.
Only way to be sure
Everything sounds the same after a while anyway
 
right
 
I wonder why you folks still check out the news. You should be darn tired of the same thing over and over again
 
3:20 PM
it's "defense minister" this and "productivity blah blah unemployment rate" that
boring
 
Like, I can turn on the 7 p.m. news here in 10 minutes and predict everything they're going to say
 
@M.A.R. "Israel blah blah did something mean to the Palestinians"
60 years of that
 
"Iran doesn't allow women to men's bathrooms"
 
@M.A.R. What? That's messed up man
 
"Russia is being Russia to Eastern Europe"
 
3:22 PM
Why aren't men cleaning their bathrooms?
Pigs
 
"NATO doesn't like that it can't surround Russia with missile bases"
 
"China doesn't give a crap about you"
 
"China cuts off the internet cable, says people should use wire phones instead"
 
Wait...really?
"Japan blah blah something really really weird that has no consequences to anything whatsoever"
 
"The Thai king quarantines everyone after sneezing incident"
@Mitch "Japan is STILL not apologizing for WWII"
 
3:25 PM
@M.A.R. I didn't want to go there but yes. It's kind of messed up.
 
And unchanging
 
But also "The British Royal family blah blah something really really weird that has no consequences to anything whatsoever"
 
"Venezuela and Iran sign trade agreement; 'That'll show the Americans!'"
 
And likewise "the UK is STILL not apologizing for pretty much everything because tea and scones should be enough"
America is so uptight. Just give up man.
 
@Mitch "Look at prince Harry, prince Gary, prince Larry show off their new watch"
"Really nice guy, everyone's favorite drummer, philanthropist, noble peace prize winner, commits suicide"
Seriously what's up with that
 
3:28 PM
When I have my royal family, I'm gonna have grandchildren and great-grandchildren, in or out of the line of succession be named Dweezil and Moonunit just like Zappa's kids. Screw you history books!
@M.A.R. Bill Gates?
 
Well no, for Bill Gates it's often "Look at how many books Bill Gates read this summer"
But musicians, artists, actors
It's like art does something to the mind
"50-meter sausage fried in Bavaria"
 
I don't know how people do it. Don't they have jobs? Where do they find time to read all those books. And let's say they somehow do. How can they possibly remember anything they read more than a week ago? All the new books will push put the memory of the older ones.
@M.A.R. mmm
 
Seriously. Especially especially non-fiction
I take a month to read an average non-fiction book
 
it takes discipline.
 
I mean, I also study textbooks, lots of stuff
 
3:32 PM
It's so easy to read down a feed on twitter rather than flip pages of a book
 
But if you're not studying, you must have some sort of job
 
@M.A.R. math is tough because you can't just have your eyes scan along the text. You have to do a visualization for every manipulation, for every step.
 
Novels I can read twice as fast as non-fiction
 
I can watch youtube videos faster than I can read.
all those words... somebody should just draw a picture. maybe an animation.
 
Non-fiction is full of double-takes, googling random questions that come up, disagreeing with the author
Footnotes, references
 
 
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6:52 PM
 
7:16 PM
@M.A.R. Not at all. But that doesn't mean it isn't worth noting.
@CowperKettle Not a very comfy bike to ride, I'll bet.
Nor very fast.
 
7:27 PM
> Tegel met chirurgijn die amputatie uitvoert bij een kind
circa 1700
 
Yeah, that's not fun, is it?
 
8:14 PM
@Robusto I just wanna imagine all the friction on that butt skin
 
@Cerberus I thougth they used saws, but this one shows a kind of cutting tool with probably a wooden hammer.
Must be quick.
 
@CowperKettle Not saws, but . . . axes? Cleavers?
 
Darwin famously felt unwell witnessing an operation on a child, and decided not to pursue a medical career.
 
> During an amputation, a scalpel was used to cut through the skin and a Caitlin knife to cut through the muscle. The surgeon then picked up a bone saw (the tool which helped create the Civil War slang for surgeons known as "Sawbones") and sawed through the bone until it was severed.
 
It could be an axe?
 
8:21 PM
The lack of anasthesia turned lucky for Darwin.
 
This was during the American civil war
@CowperKettle he was naturally selected to propose natural selection
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> 6 o'clock in the morning, and police came to me.
Artem Mozgov, Chairman of the Khabarovsk branch of the Libertarian Party of Russia
It's already early morning in the Far East of Russia.
Putin's political police starts their raids early.
 
They want to promote rising early from the bed
 
Yes, probably
The funny thing is, the Libertarian party anyway stands a tiny chance of getting any kind of seats, but they crush it just to be sure.
 
They might reproduce
You need to destroy the natural habitat, use mosquito nets, and destroy the larvae with a special type of bacteria called . . . wait, that's instructions for malaria
 
8:53 PM
And Putin is really upset because Biden called him a "killer".
 
9:07 PM
Who is expected to replace Merkel?
 
9:23 PM
Not certain yet.
Probably Laschet or Söder.
 
Shchiekcemn?
 
What?
That doesn't sound like a real word.
 
It's chicken but wrong.
One of my favorite shenanigans.
 
Hmm ahh.
 
@MarkGiraffe no u
 
9:33 PM
I don't want to advertise, but I made some room for shenanigans and missions...
I'm not sending the link.
Shchiekcemns
 

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