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4:58 AM
This is a spam user - english.stackexchange.com/users/361410/peepeepoopoo. I recommend someone to delete this account.
 
5:14 AM
@Mitch LOL! I used to do crosswords with my FIL, but he's 90 now and blind in one eye. He just wants to watch the Braves play...and watch cops arrest people on TV. He's earned it. I should do crosswords and just talk to myself... Is this how it all ends? Is Bingo like sudoku with friends? What if I can't really like more than 3 people at a time? Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do...
 
5:32 AM
@M.A.R. Thanks, I might try that...and read all our books again. I couldn't tell you the name of the main character in any of them, except Harry Potter...that doesn't count. John Steinbeck...Salinas Valley...that's about it.
 
5:59 AM
 
 
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7:56 AM
@RegDwigнt chocolate chip brioche
 
@KannE Of rats and humans
@Justin No need to bring it to chat. You can mod-flag a post (anything, it doesn't really matter) and leave a link to the profile
 
 
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10:30 AM
Is this what passes for photoshop these days.
It's 20 fucking 19, Christ.
 
11:26 AM
@M.A.R. I had a limit of 100 words. Can you please point out a couple of "more beautiful sentence structures for pairs like these"? "Do you really need to include the part after "which" in this very sentence?" I didn't really know how to stop that sentence and then connect the next one with other than "This, in turn, ...". I think I wanted to avoid using "this" to avoid redundancy, can't remember well. Can you propose something for this also, please?
 
 
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2:35 PM
@KitZ.Fox Hi! How are you? Come back to this chat!
@Mitch Hi! I am back.
@MattE.Эллен I am still following all the Brexit drama!
 
@JaspervanLooij it's so depressing and chaotic
 
@Cerberus Yeah, I left SE for a while again.
 
@JaspervanLooij Oh, I see.
 
There is actually some confusion over Intel's tenth generation chips. There are two sets of them: Ice Lake and Comet Lake. A total of 19 chips. A lot of choices for consumers.
 
and that's why we voted to leave the EU. we won't have our consumers confused by Intel one moment longer
 
2:44 PM
I have finally realised that the Microsoft Surface Laptop and Apple Macbook Air are actually very good laptops.
I just need to wait for the next versions of each to come out before deciding which to get.
Hopefully, the next Macbook Air will come with a traditional scissors keyboard so that it doesn't become faulty.
I didn't know that percentage sRGB of the display is important, until recently when I found out my display looked so bad because it only has 50 per cent sRGB.
And percentage sRGB is one spec that is almost never listed by the computer manufacturer, so we need to read reviews to find out.
These reviewers use an instrument called a colourimeter to measure the colour gamet.
 
Then extract the colour gimlet with a gimlet destabiliser. The extracted gimlet can be combined with a digitized flange to refuricate (AKA decleave) the gimlet's thrust potential, which should leave you with a fully cleaved colour gimlet
 
That totally confused me!
 
mission complete
 
Interestingly, in math, in the context of metric spaces, there is a term 'totally bounded' which has a different meaning from 'bounded'.
Oh, 'complete' also means something in that context.
 
 
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4:35 PM
@M.A.R. Exactly. I had to write a paper on East of Eden...their names were not Cain and Abel. Her name was not Jane Seymore...but that's a made-up name. My son was taught, in high school, that Steinbeck was "misogynistic"... But women will always forgive men who can transport them to some place; wheels are important, ha-ha.
 
5:13 PM
@JaspervanLooij Nice.
Don't worry about the dictionary question. The person who wondered if there were a 'Harvard' dictionary had more pressing issues.
Sep 9 at 14:05, by Matt E. Эллен
what you need to do to convince him is create an enemy for him to focus on and say that the enemy stands against your (Mitch's) point of view. He'll agree with you in no time
 
6:12 PM
@JaspervanLooij I did, but now you are not here.
 
@Luyw Just simply ". . . Roman alphabet. Another cause for supporting a standardized unified spelling system has been the discrepancy between English spelling and pronunciation." I didn't count the words but it should be fewer than your suggestion I think.
 
@KitZ.Fox I am here now. No youtube vids from you for a while. =)
@RegDwigнt I thought it was UPS, the delivery service.
 
Hi, Muhammad! Good night!
 
Hi Tyoma
 
6:27 PM
I didn't know that was your name @M.A.R.
 
It is
Kinda half of my name
 
@M.A.R. Sounds bad. Maybe he is not a nurse, only in disguise...
 
@M.A.R. I once got a shot of dexamethasone in my eyeball from a tipsy woman nurse ))
 
Well I'm not that important for assassins yet.
Eeeesh
 
It was just before the New Year, so she was tipsy from celebrations
My cornea had a rejection reaction, so I went to the empty hospital. There was only a security guy and several nurses.
But she managed it well. ))
When your cornea is rejected, they presrcribe about a dozen shots of Dex.
 
6:33 PM
Oh yeah, that's one of the surprising facts about life
 
Nurses or doctors in desolate areas of low population are so dang skilled for some reason all the time
Once my neck catheter was almost popping off, one such nurse fixed it
@CowperKettle Yeah, corticosteroids are like witch curses in fairy tales: They take something away from you in exchange for fixing acute rejection
 
6:46 PM
@JaspervanLooij I still don't know that. How do you know it is his name?
 
You can call me Amin if you wish
That's usually the nickname friends give me
Because well, it's the second half of my name. Means "trustworthy".
 
And Reza for when you've done something wrong?
 
I'm a very trustworthy person on Thursdays.
You have 42 minutes left.
 
Like your mom catching you eating from the cooking pot?
 
@Mitch Of course.
@Mitch That's Fridays
BBL dinner
 
6:50 PM
@M.A.R. What is a good solution to global warming?
Finally someone who can tell the truth.
 
7:15 PM
@M.A.R. That's too long, the reasons I'm mentioning are not the only part of the paragraph. Thank you anyway!
 
@Luyw OK. But erm . . . Yours was longer? Anyway
@Mitch Stop smoking
 
@M.A.R. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion of logic has not helped you conjure up the desired solution.
 
@Mitch solutions are leftist propaganda.
 
8:05 PM
@M.A.R. Reality has a leftist bias.
 
8:23 PM
@JaspervanLooij I know! I have a few in various stages but things went from busy to dire and I'm only just feeling like I might have time for myself again in a month or so.
 
@Mitch You could tell the dictionary guy about Noah Webster, Webster’s Third, etc. And David Foster Wallace. But that would take courage. Also Encyclopaedia Britannica bought MW, which seems like a good cred to me.
Wikipedia has an article about MW.
 
@Xanne Uh, not a good idea I think
I can already picture "Pfft, Webster? That joker?"
I can't wait for the Joker movie, BTW.
 
9:12 PM
@Robusto so I just sang in a choir just now. For the first time in my life. Bach's motets lol. What a start.
Basically there's that lady that lives above the music school where I take my violin lessons and we meet once a week in the stairwell. Every time I come for my lesson, she happens to take her kids out for a bike ride.
And I'm always armed with my violin and usually the flute as well because that one I just carry around at all times cuz it's small and easy to carry around at all times.
So one day she's like why don't you come sing in our choir. We sing, like, Bach and Händel, and give concerts in the biggest cathedral in the entire state, and we go to France and Italy and give concerts there, come join us it's great fun.
And I'm like yo lady, I think you misunderstand. I can't barely play a note on anything and I've certainly never sung a note in my whole entire life. And she's like nah you'll be fine.
 
Then like a couple weeks later a friend that moved here from Berlin messages me if I know any amateur choirs around cuz she used to sing in a choir twenty years ago and feels like trying it again. And I'm like no idea I'm not a singer but there's that one choir apparently.
So tonight we went there together for the first time to check it out.
And there's like 80 people there, and they have, like, a big concert coming up in three weeks. Singing this impossible to sing thing by Bach. So it's like their second to last rehearsal and everyone knows their parts by heart by now. And is actually a singer, yo. But everyone's like oh welcome, thanks for coming, you sit here with the sopranos, you sit here with the tenors, here's the sheet music, ready steady go. Dafuq.
So my friend basically sat there for three hours flabbergasted, just listening to the gorgeous music.
And I'm like hold my beer. And just sight-read the whole thing with them.
Trololol.
I actually hit some of the notes, too. I think.
Great fun. Obviously much harder than I had ever imagined. But at the same time also much easier than I had feared.
And in the middle there was that one piece that was piss easy. I loved loved loved that one. Hit every note.
But yeah afterwards we agreed that maybe I should try the bass next time.
There were entire passages that I spent singing the tenor part an octave lower. That's the skill level I'm at haha.
Like, I took notice as I was doing it, and obviously they took notice, too. But with 80 people it basically didn't matter.
And the kicker is that even though my friend used to sing in a choir and I never did, she said she probably won't go again because it's too advanced for her. And I'm totally going next week because fuck it, I have nothing to lose only to gain. Funny how it works eh.
BTW, I have virtually no sheet music of Bach's. As in, an actual printed edition of anything. Just a couple little preludes and fugues for beginners that I used to play as a kid. Other than that, nothing, not even the well-tempered clavier.
But.
The motets I do have.
The complete edition, a big fat book that I've had for 25 years and I have no idea where the fuck I even have it from. I remember I already had it in high school, we used to point and laugh at the title because the word is so silly. Motets. Huhuhuhuhuh. Motets.
I never even looked inside I don't think. Just at the cover. And laughed.
But there you go. 25 years later I can take it with me to my very second choir lesson. If that's no sign, I don't know what is.
 
9:55 PM
Like look at this. There's 121 pages of this. And they're like, your line is the third from above, go.
The funniest bit was when you sing sing sing and then it suddenly occurs to you hold on a minute, there's not just the notes, there's the lyrics, too. Fuck. You're supposed to actually sing them words.
That was funny.
Halfway through the piece I suddenly realized thank fuck I know German.
It's one thing to just treat your voice as just yet another instrument. Like some kind of clarinet, as it were. That you just never played before. That part is actually not that hard.
The hard part is that you're not supposed to just be playing the clarinet, you're supposed to be talking into it at the same time. In some weirdo language from 300 years ago.
 
So ist es ja!
 
Wo?
 
Do.
 
Ach so!
 
By the way, I have learned from people on Steam that one can emphasise one's emotion thus:
Oh my god!!11!fordfocus!!
But he couldn't explain why.
 
10:08 PM
WTF ten-year-old BS is that.
Ford Focus is like 1995.
 
It's probably ten-year-old bullshit.
But the person explaining this seemed quite mature.
 
Fun fact, I actually live not far away from the factory where the most if not all of the Ford Focus in the world are produced.
I went there once. On an excursion. Watched the cars getting made.
All the way from a flat piece of metal to a finished car that drives out of the factory onto the parking lot.
 
I see.
So why hasn't that been moved to China yet?
Or even Pologne?
 
I believe the other factory is in Mexico, actually.
China not so much.
 
Odd.
 
10:11 PM
But maybe I'm confusing them with VW.
 
VW would make slightly more sense.
But still.
 
At any rate, that one model of Ford's is primarily made here.
 
If you can save €10 on the production of a car by moving it to China...
 
Last I heard China is not attractive anymore. Everyone's been moving their factories elsewhere.
China has graduated.
They even won't take our garbage anymore. We have to take it to Bangladesh or something now.
 
Partly true.
Clothes have moved to Vietnam and beyond.
Indeed.
 
10:13 PM
Yeah, that's been going on for a bit longer. A decade maybe. Maybe more.
But, like, high-tech and recycling and everything else, that's new.
So on the plus side, soon enough we'll have to make more stuff ourselves again.
Like, a number of industries might move back to America. Because they might have to move back to America.
China's become the new America, so now America has to become the new China.
 
High-tech, really?
@RegDwigнt That is true.
 
I know for a fact about recycling.
 
Motorola was talking about moving production of phones back to America. I think they may have partly done it; it would cost them about €9 extra per phone, I believe.
Production costs.
@RegDwigнt I know that China won't take our rubbish any more, true.
And America won't take other people's oil any more.
 
The thing with garbage is, China used to make all that stuff that they shipped everywhere around the globe. And then the ships had to come back empty. Which nobody likes doing. So we just loaded the ships with garbage.
 
Right.
But what does China need from us?
 
10:19 PM
Yada yada, at some point they started prefering "cleaner" and cleaner garbage, like from Germany, where everything is separated already, and the plastic and the paper and everything is all clean already.
And then they stopped doing even that. Basically off-loading it all in Sri Lanka or something. But taking none of it to China proper anymore.
So now Germany's like fuck, we used to pretend we were all Öko and had no garbage and all. But now we can't pretend anymore cuz we have no ships to just off-load it onto.
@Cerberus at this point not much. At this point they need us to continue changing our movies to cater to their audiences. But once they build a Hollywood of their own, that'll be a thing of the past, too.
 
@RegDwigнt Hehe yes. And we still buy the solar panels they are polluting rivers with in China.
@RegDwigнt I'm not Hollywood!
And that is a fairly small part of the economy anyway.
 
Yeah. Is what I'm saying. They need fuck all from us anymore.
Though the point is not that Hollywood's a big part of China's economy. The point is, that China is the biggest part of Hollywood's economy.
 
Sure.
But, if they make ten billion euros of turnover in China, it's still hardly significant on the larger scale?
 
If you're not aware, you should catch up on the recent developments. It's really quite fascinating. How much, and how many, movies basically get made specifically with China in mind now. Even the biggest of the biggest blockbusters. Especially those.
 
I'm not surprised.
Painting crap a new colour.
 
10:26 PM
I kind of was when I first heard it. Caught me off guard.
Speaking of which, I just noticed the clock.
I think I will go read now.
And then I must go to work.
And then maybe start practicing them motets.
Especially all the lyrics.
 
Hollywood has always liked self-censorship, too, so I'm sure you will shortly see Chinese-inspired censorship in their films as well.
Work this late?
 
@Cerberus Oh but that's a huge part of what's I'm talking about.
 
Yes.
 
Like they replace ghosts with sharks or something. Because China has laws against ghosts in movies. Or something.
 
Don't ever think they would do a big film in or even mentioning Taiwan.
 
10:27 PM
@Cerberus no, silly. Work tomorrow. It's tomorrow already.
 
Haha, right.
I see.
 
So then.
Nightily-nighty night.
 
Bai.
 
@M.A.R. Sadly, the OED/Professor and the Madman movie was considered a flop.
So I didn't bother seeing it. The book was good. Not much room for car chases though.
I'd go see a Britannica movie.
 
10:50 PM
1) You are prescient in expecting courage for that, for which I do not have enough (did I get that right?)
2) and Britannica is owned by or associated with University of Chicago
3) but these facts are irrelevant to what all the prestige of these things are
4) OMG Webster. There's someone who shall go nameless here (not Voldemort) who is such a Webster fan that they think that Webster's first 1830 dictionary are the more reliable ones (for modern American English), and -that- guy is not convinceable otherwise
So I probably won't bite.
 

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