@Tonepoet it's not clever. It is literally the first words that I uttered upon reading yours. As a rule, I do not utter clever words.

Also, why are you telling me what my words mean in a language I don't speak.

@RegDwigнt That's why you wrote them instead.

@Tonepoet not instead. After.

@RegDwigнt Are you sure it wasn't beforehand?

No, I quite vividly remember it was a long while after, actually.

I spent a good twenty minutes trying to get Siri to understand Russian.

So she would say them to you.

But she just wouldn't.

She kept giving me the suicide hotline instead.

@RegDwigнt It is Apple's new way of vindicating themselves from liability for frustration induced deaths from her incompetence. =P

The past July "was the warmest month in recorded human history. It followed the hottest June on record".

Part 2:

Well I broke my hiatus of six years and watched some news.

Now I remember why I went on hiatus.

Nothing at all has changed.