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01:24
MANKIND'S 10 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS

10 Witty and Charming
 9 Rich and Powerful
 8 Benevolent
 7 Clairvoyant
 6 Fuck Dinner
 5 Patriotic
 4 Crank Up the Enola Gay
 3 Witty and Charming, Part II
 2 Invisible
 1 Bulletproof
 
17 hours later…
18:02
Happy springtime everyone! And to those who celebrate it, happy Nowruz!
18:37
@Færd Eide Nowruz Mobarak!
 
2 hours later…
20:34
@Færd Know who hates that day? Snowmen. Snowmen hate springtime.
21:10
@Mitch Thanks! Dombe shoma se-charak! (kind of a nonsensical response that's traditionally given to that).
@Robusto I may concede that as the only advantage a wintertime new year can have over a springtime one.

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