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12:05 AM
@RegDwigнt See?
@RegDwigнt See, we teach you not only Russian but also German.
It's sleepy-time.
Bai, all!
 
@Cerberus well, good to have you here. Teach me this:
I wonder if it's just a perception bias on my part, or whether it's indeed more customary among the Russian -- and more broadly speaking, Eastern European -- YouTube users to use their actual legal name as their handle.
It's doubly interesting because it's not equally the case on other platforms. People use nicknames all the time there.
 
@RegDwigнt I...have no idea. Maybe? Maybe their culture is somewhat newer to the Internet and so they don't have privacy as a thing yet as much as Western Europe?
I'm just talking.
No idea.
But I must go.
Vale!
 
It's not newer to the Internet per se, but it's quite a separate culture alright.
Remember that nobody uses Google in Russia, say.
Or that they have their very own copy of Facebook, Vkontakte.
And that up until very recently absolutely everyone was still using ICQ.
It's a very different world, and not for technical reasons but historical and cultural.
And it's on YouTube that it intersects the most with us here.
Maybe I would notice the same thing on Facebook if anyone were actually on Facebook. But they aren't.
At any rate, it's interesting.
 
12:21 AM
@RegDwigнt I use an Android phone, and so does @Cerberus.
So your gay theory is wrong about at least one of us.
 
I just came in back here to @ you and you're already in here. How convenient.
 
You can still @ me if you like.
 
@Robusto my gay theory is not wrong, it's just gay.
 
Yep, sounds like a period flute. That is, a flute that is having a period.
 
@Robusto also that's not how the theory went.
 
12:22 AM
Don't confuse me with the facts.
The baroque flute swallows the resonance.
 
The theory was not that everyone who is gay buys an iPhone.
The theory postulated that everyone who buys an iPhone is gay.
 
At least in the low range.
@RegDwigнt What part of "don't confuse me with the facts" do you fail to comprehend?
 
It's the part before the "the", and the one after.
Also, what is "the" means?
 
I'm here to make grand pronouncements and the occasional bon mot, not to adhere to any rigorous schedule of argumentum.
 
I'm not putting forth any argentae.
 
12:25 AM
Note: are small argumenta argentinas? Discuss.
 
I state facts and then as you say, you are free to not get confused by them. But this one time you chose to.
@Robusto seeing all the weight X-Tina has put on, I don't think that's how it works.
 
I didn't choose to get confused. Confusion for me is an involuntary state.
 
Ah. The old Kant v Leibniz debate.
 
I guess Russia is an involuntary state too.
Also Illinois.
 
What kind of name is that. Now you're just making shit up.
 
12:28 AM
I wish I were. And yet Illinois stubbornly insists on existing.
 
Well. Nuke them.
Should take but a minute. Them's not that far away.
 
I still have relatives there.
 
Well. Develop a two-part plan where only the second part is about the nuking.
You could request a 32bn budget for that alone.
 
@RegDwigнt I thought they disagreed on monads as basic units of existence. But I could be wrong.
 
I just picked two names at random. I have no clue who argued what.
But basically if you're not doing the choosing, who is, then. Are you saying you're being steered by a deity of some description.
 
12:31 AM
Well, Kant did read Leibniz. About that there can be no dispute.
 
There can be on the Internet.
Have you been to the Internet before?
 
@RegDwigнt All deities possess some description. That is nothing new.
Some deities deserve no description beyond minor.
 
I am not here to state new things. As we've established, I'm here to state facts. By their very definition facts can't be new.
 
That's the part that confuses me.
 
Inorite. So many words.
I could have written a shorter letter but I didn't have the time.
 
12:33 AM
You lost me after "I am not here." Which you clearly are. I don't know why you would wish to lie about that.
 
Well take that up with the stupid English language.
 
I don't mess with the English language and it doesn't mess with me. We have an agreement of sorts.
 
Also, can a Schrödinger Cat lie?
 
BTW, why are you still up? Isn't it like 2:00 there?
 
If a Schrödinger cat falls over in a forest, does it make a lying sound?
 
12:35 AM
2 days ago, by Robusto
@RegDwigнt See, that's the trouble. We never seem to agree or disagree. Our conversations are of the Schrödinger's cat variety, yet even when we open the box we can't tell if the cat is alive or dead.
 
@Robusto I said bye like fifty times today.
 
I thought we went over that.
@RegDwigнt Yet clearly you meant none of them.
 
I would have thought that if I thought.
@Robusto not my fault that YouTube thinks I'm interested in flutes.
If I'm on YouTube, that means I'm basically falling asleep already. That's the ritual.
 
YouTube is wise beyond its years.
 
But to answer your question, look at the calendar.
Tag der deutschen Einheit.
Still have choir rehearsal, though. Bach doesn't give a fuck about German unity.
But that's at night.
 
12:37 AM
Oh. I didn't think German unity still mattered. Like, it's a unit, okay? Who cares?
 
It's the most useless holiday of them all and has always been.
 
It might even be a monad. Leibniz was German, wasn't he?
 
Nobody minds having a day off, but nobody knows what to do with this one, either.
So people just shrug and go to choir rehearsals like it's a workday.
 
I always thought having a day off made Germans nervous.
 
I did get invited to drink heavily and watch movies instead.
 
12:38 AM
Like you needed an invitation to drink heavily.
 
And it's from someone who doesn't have to work on Friday.
 
"Hey," you should say, "have you met me?"
 
Well, actually, this one time I said "dude, choir rehearsal at 7pm". And they've known me for 25 years so they expected something more along the lines of what you just said.
So they paused for a beat and then replied "fuck you".
So it was much funnier in the end.
 
I can see that playing out.
 
Oh BTW I posted like 20 seconds of the dress rehearsal from Sunday on my Insta. I can grab the link for you.
Hm. I don't know how to directly link to it. But it's the top post at instagram.com/alexevstyugov
 
12:43 AM
@RegDwigнt Nice. Are you the one blocked by the conductor? The faces are too small for me to recognize.
 
@Robusto I am the one behind the camera filming.
 
And I agree. Bach was beyond human, and yet more intensely human than just about anybody else. Except maybe Mozart.
 
Also Instagram cuts off like half the choir. And the organist and the contrabassist.
 
Well ... consider the source. It's a Facebook company, after all, right?
 
Yeah. They keep "listening to their user base" and "fixing" things. Yet they can't so much as fix the stupid paragraph breaks.
After what, five years? Seven?
You can't post a double line for a break. You have to use horrible Unicode tricks.
That of course have no guarantee of continuing to work in the future.
 
12:48 AM
Well, they started down a path of shitty graf breaks, so what do you want them to do? Fix that situation?
 
The truly mind blowing thing is that that shitty site and app has 2000 devs working on it or something.
Same for Twitter. 7000 devs and not a thing has changed for the better, and barely a thing has changed at all.
What are all those people doing?
 
@RegDwigнt Well no wonder they can't get anything done.
 
Yeah probably all in meetings Monday through Thursday.
And then it's disco time.
 
Not only that, but their git version trees must all be like 6 months away from the trunk for every individual dev.
 
They're probably still discussing if they should switch from SVN to git.
 
12:53 AM
Wouldn't surprise me.
God, I am so glad I'm retired.
 
I'd get more shit done when I'm retired than 7000 Facebook devs still working.
 
I would say that software development was a Sisyphean task, but it's much worse than that.
Sisyphus at least got to push a boulder with his hands. Software devs push a peanut with their nose all year long.
The only development I do now is my cycling club's website. And I am answerable only to myself for what it does and how it works. Bliss.
 
Software developers are like I dunno, bus drivers. Or bin men. Doing menial tasks that people really really need in the moment. But the very second the task is done, it's immediately forgotten that it even existed.
 
Which is why everyone is all up your ass about frameworks. Angular! Angular 2! React! Because it removes all the interesting stuff and turns it into something a monkey can do.
 
I was talking with Matt Ellen about that the other day. How all those people with menial jobs get to go on strike. Even though nothing is left of them in the end. While people like Bach who actually leave stuff behind, or artists in general, they don't get to say "hey I will stop painting now unless you give me 247 Euros".
 
1:00 AM
Death was the only thing that could stop J. S. Bach. And even that largely failed.
 
Like, that would be laughable. Dostoyevsky might have the chutzpah to try it, but not the success rate of a cab driver.
 
I'm voting to close this question because the naming of software artifacts is specifically off-topic for this site. — Robusto 4 mins ago
 
Just call it Birgit.
 
Nilsson?
Birgit Nilsson Schmilsson!
 
That's too long. I have a character limit of 6.
Also it needs to end in a T for undisclosed reasons.
 
Yes I know her name though not much of her opus.
 
Eine Heldensopranistin.
 
That's a funny word. Whatcha going for.
 
Heroic soprano?
 
Oh. Heroic. Hm.
 
1:05 AM
Helderm.....impronunciation....nistin
 
Heldenmütig.
Ein heldenmütiges Sopran.
 
Its a germany name?
 
Borrowing the idea from Strauss's Ein Heldenleben.
 
@SérgioLima No we just switch languages from time to time to keep things interesting.
@Robusto yeah used like that it always means "hero", never "heroic".
The life of a hero. Not a heroic life.
 
OK.
 
1:07 AM
Which is why I said it was funny. A hero sopran. Or a sopran hero.
 
@SérgioLima En realidad era sueca.
 
Uh. Um. En Barcelona hay una fábrica de coches, la Sociedad Española de Automóviles de Turismo.
 
@RegDwigнt Well, I intended it to be funny.
 
Eu falo português
 
More's the pity. Where is @tchrist when you really need him?
 
1:09 AM
Purtugesh, eh. Not much left of that one in me.
 
Shut up, I'm trying to listen to the song.
 
I watched a video on Madeira today. Made me want to go back there again.
@Robusto I am listening to the song.
 
@RegDwigнt What are you wining about?
 
If you know spanish. is much easey to lear
 
I'm getting Belllini next.
Casta Diva.
Oh shit that reminds me, I wanted to buy a piano.
Been meaning all day to go browse my shortlist.
Well it's a day off tomorrow.
 
1:12 AM
@RegDwigнt A pursuit fraught with peril.
I actually have a day off tomorrow too. No cycling. Been on the bike for six days, and boy is my ass getting sore.
 
@Robusto no it's an E piano for one of my students. Their birthday is coming up.
 
Ah. What a great teacher, buying an electric piano for your student.
 
So I just looked at Amazon real quick and I have a shortlist of like three instruments now.
 
The money is flowing in the wrong direction, but whatever.
@RegDwigнt And they are?
 
@Robusto well they give me money, what am I supposed to do with it. I'll just go and buy things.
@Robusto I think it's two Yamahas and something else. And I think I'm going with the something else.
 
1:15 AM
I bought a Yamaha. I wish I had bought something else.
 
But I literally only looked like once three days ago and didn't have a chance to revisit it again.
 
My old Roland FP-1 had a great action. This one sucks ass.
 
@Robusto acoustic Yamahas are not bad, though very bright in sound.
@Robusto yeah that's what I fear the most. I'd really like to test things in person first.
 
I would rather play a Yamaha motorcycle.
@RegDwigнt Yeah, but I bought on Amazon. And the damn thing is just too bulky to send back.
 
Have them pick it up.
 
1:17 AM
Too late. That was 3 years ago.
 
Oh.
 
I didn't decide I hated it for about 3 months.
 
Well sell it back to them, then. Amazon marketplace.
 
Meh.
 
Yeah too much hassle.
 
1:17 AM
I'm too busy being retired.
And, honestly, I can't really say my playing deserves a Steinway L. Even if I did have an orgasm playing one the other day.
Shit, stop making me think these thoughts.
 
I fell in love with a Steinway the last time I visited my technician's shop.
And it wasn't a big one, so it was on the cheaper side. Only 100k. Trololol.
 
Yes.
 
But it was like all re-furnished from the ground up. Every hammer. Every little piece. They were just finishing up the finetuning on the keys as I walked in.
 
I could afford it, but I could never convince my wife of that.
 
It was a dream. They have a few there, but this one sounded nothing like any of the other Steinways I've ever played. And, like, not just different but different exactly in my way. How I play and what I do. We were created for each other.
 
1:21 AM
@RegDwigнt Steinways can do that to you.
I used to go to the Steinway showroom in Chicago when I wanted to really torture myself.
 
I can picture that.
 
You see, every musical expression is something that Steinway indulges, and not only indulges well but better than you ever thought possible.
 
Uh bad news. Apparently the one keyboard that I was preferring is a Yamaha after all.
 
You want ppppp? Here it is, and yet speaks better than you thought it could.
 
Yeah that's like the worst thing about MIDI. The reverb is all wrong.
On an acoustic instrument you play a single note triple p and the sound hangs in the air forever.
MuseScore I can't even make do it at triple f.
 
1:25 AM
Yeah. Is a problem.
 
It's all gone after half a bar. Dafuq.
Have they seen a piano.
 
MIDI rhymes with shitty.
 
Also with giddy.
 
But let's not go there.
@RegDwigнt Find that and play it before you buy. If the weighted keys require support from your fingers after depressing the keys, don't buy it.
 
Yeah maybe I'll go to the only shop in town that still sells E pianos and just compare the different brands first.
I still have like 12 days.
 
1:29 AM
♫ On the first day of birthday my teacher gave to me ... ♪
 
He can probably figure that one out by ear already. After just a year.
 
How old?
 
Turning 9.
 
OK. If he's any good he'll outgrow the Yamaha Digital Piano P-45B in under a year.
 
Yeah problem is they are a family of four living on like 60 square meters.
Which is why he has a tiny children's keyboard with like three and a half octaves.
 
1:32 AM
Headphones.
 
No, not that. Absolutely no free space anywhere.
 
Well ... that sounds like a very tiny flat.
 
Which is why I'm looking for the tiniest model I can possibly find with 88 keys. I briefly even thought about 61.
@Robusto they're half Peruvians half Polish. They're used to it.
 
The width isn't the problem. It's where do you put it. On a table? Too high. Folding stand? Too unsteady.
 
Yup.
But we'll figure it out alright.
 
1:34 AM
I have every confidence that you will.
 
I just have to get them to have to figure it out, is all.
It's an easy excuse not to buy a piano. But once you own a piano, well, you have to put it somewhere.
 
Tru dat.
 
Vor vollendete Tatsachen stellen is what they say in German. I've been trying to think of an English equivalent for the last minute like. It escapes me.
Like fait accompli. But in English not French.
 
Hmmm ... even English uses fait accompli when required.
Well, I can't sit in this chair anymore. I will see you next time around. Good luck with your piano choosing.
 
Thank you.
See you around.
And good night hopefully for reals this time.
 
 
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2:42 AM
> I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too, a Czech one too...
 
@CowperKettle that's terrible(ly funny).
 
 
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8:41 AM
Okay, this is pretty funny
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10:16 AM
@Robusto Which one are you using, the Gay 6 now?
Don't forget to sue when it turns you.
 
to Mary Sue?
 
Or into?
 
turning into Mary Sue: every main character's dream
 
10:23 AM
That's about my friend in Taiwan. You might know him too.
 
@CowperKettle o? is he a penguin?
 
10:47 AM
That's a lot of p's!
@MattE.Эллен I'm sure that's at the top of Rob's list.
 
11:31 AM
> God is good only in the same way as Bob is boob
 
But we're all agreed that Devlin is the Devil?
 
 
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12:41 PM
@Cerberus Yes.
@RegDwigнt Heldentenor is an actual thing. I was just trying to extend that to soprano, and even though I failed a bit my ambitions weren't entirely cockamamie.
@Cerberus No no no, it's the iPhone he said was the gay one. Don't forget to sue when Android turns you back.
 
@Robusto well yes, and I've heard that one before.
The tenor of a hero. As in, suitable for singing hero roles.
 
Villainsoprano
 
If we were to extend it to Soprano, that'd be Heldensopran. But not Heldensopranist or Heldensopranistin.
One is the voice, the other the person.
@MattE.Эллен I read that as violinsoprano.
 
better than a violent sporano
 
12:57 PM
The other day on MuseScore I posted a bug report saying that the custom order of scores in my sets has been reset, and that trying to change it back again wouldn't work, either.
Some other user then replied, yes I also can't change the order, but it's even worse than that: my previous custom order has been reset!
Why does nobody ever read my shit.
How can you forget the first half of my sentence by the time you arrive at the second half.
 
I also forgot the first half of your senetence
 
Also, why is it that if I click on Rob's link, Merriam-Webster tells me I'm never too cool to learn new things.
 

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