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1:15 AM
Suppose your name were Rupert and you decided to change it to Rᴜᴘᴇʀᴛ. Should publications be expected to "honor" your queer capitalization scheme?
Or if you insisted that instead of Mr. Rupert, you were now mR. Rᴜᴘᴇʀᴛ?
Is that ok?
I imagine someone will say that it is perfectly fine. But how to do you put that on your AmEx card?
I'm pretty sure this isn't going to happen.
And I know, absolutely positively, that you cannot transmit that as the name of the cardholder for a banking transaction.
Well tough, if it was ok to make people print 𝑒𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 then it should be allowed for everyone.
And then you learn that Mr Rupert has told you that you must write his name this way now:
      t
     r
    e
   p
  u
MR
  u
   p
    e
     r
      t
When do we say "thanks but no thanks"?
Or words of stronger sentiment even?
"No, I'm sorry, my name is in cursive."
That's nice, dearie.
Proper nouns are capitalized in English. You don't get to change that just for your special little self.
And you don't get to tell the printer how she prints your name.
              T h a t ’ s
             r
            e
           p
          u
        MR
          u
           p
            e
             r
   M y  b u t t, s i r.
> Henceforth my name shall only be written diagonally!
Good luck with that and let me know how it turns out for you.
 
1:53 AM
Oh good, it's all a misunderstanding.
 
2:21 AM
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yay! Castles are nice.
There are quite a few in Holland.
@tchrist Of course I agree.
Your language is your own, and nobody can make you change your linguistic habits unless he have a very good reason.
It's Peking and Rome, no matter what some silly people would have you write.
 
@Cerberus This is about the ee swaziland thing.
And, it appears, everyone has misunderstood it.
Their own government spells it Eswatini in English, eSwatini in their own language.
 
@Færd You'll be run over!
 
@Cerberus aRom?
This isn't about gypsies, is it? :)
"e-" is some sort of prefix locative particle or clitic in their language.
 
@tchrist It doesn't matter a great deal how they spell it. Especially not in English, for they will not fully understand English conventions.
@tchrist That's fun but not super relevant.
I'm sleeping!
 
I guess they got tired of being confused with Switzerland, like how Australia is always getting confused for that other oysterland.
The thing is that when people learned what they'd decided to name their country in their language, these people thought that meant we had to write it their way in English. And we do not.
Jacqueline Mary du Pré, OBE (26 January 1945 – 19 October 1987) was a British cellist. At a young age, she achieved enduring mainstream popularity - unusual for a classical artist. Despite her short career, she is regarded as one of the greatest cellists of all time. Her career was cut short by multiple sclerosis, which forced her to stop performing at the age of 28. She battled the illness for many years until her death at the age of 42. Posthumously, she was the subject of a film titled Hilary and Jackie that was factually controversial and criticised for sensationalising her private life. ...
Yes, her name was du Pré, but when you start sentences with her name, it is Du Pré blah blah.
> Du Pré was born in Oxford, England, the second child of Iris Greep and Derek du Pré. Derek was born in Jersey, where his family had lived for generations.
I blame fucking marking gimmicks for people even thinking it could ever be any other way.
> Oh me oh my the Apple will smite us if we spell it right in English!
I don't think so.
When you get a credit card or a bank account, you don't get to tell them how to capitalize your name. You just don't.
@Cerberus Please please go to sleep. It's my time so it has to have been yours.
 
 
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6:02 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Url in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching product name in body, potentially bad ns for domain in body, +3 more: www.supplentforhealthylifestyle.org/rapid-tone-ireland/ by jonenal on english.SE
 
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Q: Word that can both mean "selection" and "adjustment"?

Programmer2134There is a kind of similarity between "selection" and "adjustment": When we have 5 options, and we "select" one option, we are "narrowing down out of 5 options, which one we will get in the end" But when we have an existing object, say a house, and we "adjust" the house to be different, we are a...

 
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Q: Word for manufacturers intentionally making their cheaper products inferior even though they use the same hardware?

JonathanReezAs an example, high end video cards sometimes use the exact same chip as their lower priced cousins. The manufacturer intentionally reduces the speed of the cheaper models to make them less appealing, although sometimes one can unlock the higher end functionality through external mods. What's t...

 
 
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8:50 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Url in title, bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching product name in body, potentially bad ns for domain in body, +3 more: www.supplentforhealthylifestyle.org/rapid-tone-ireland/ by katpoeton on english.SE
 
 
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10:06 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword in link text in body, bad keyword in title, pattern-matching website in body, potentially bad keyword in body: Where to get College Admission Entrance Essay Writing Services? by Adam Paul on english.SE
 
10:20 AM
One of the possible ways that the current situation with Iran would unfold:
 
10:45 AM
@tchrist I suppose it's like Greece vs Ελλάδα
 
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Q: To make a pilgrimage

Elisha ben AbbuyahIs there a single word for the act of making a pilgrimage? "The text excludes the following people from the requirement to make a pilgrimage..." Thanks!

 
pilgrimage is now semantically satiated in my brain.
 
11:46 AM
@MattE.Эллен "Thalassa or thalatta, the former or the latter?"
@Cerberus Isn't EL&U itself a kind of English convention? We even have name tags!
 
12:40 PM
@Færd no need to apologise because you were not mistaken pal :-)
 
1:09 PM
@user2236 World's most prestigious maths medal is awarded to a plum who doesn't even know how to put a medal around his neck and instead just puts it wherever
@Færd yeah quite informative but I do think the keyword is one of many possible ways. If history is any lesson, the outcome of a record fall of a currency cannot be predicted, but only evaluated like thirty years after the fact.
I've been through how many, three record currency falls in my life? Four maybe? I don't even know. Each one panned out completely differently from every other one. And each spawned a million theories about possible outcomes, but each time only one of the million outcomes actually happened, so only one theory was right all along but it took like two decades to figure out which one.
 
Anonymous
@Robusto Hello, my name is 🐌🚢
 
1:25 PM
I've been at my keyboard for 5 minutes, and already I have a regex with nested combined character classes and groups with negative lookbehind, that I won't be able to read five minutes from now. Also escaped and de- unescaped quotes.
 
Anonymous
@Mitch Maybe you can prettyprint and comment it :-)
 
@snailboat It does work, but that's little consolation to my future self.
who is rapidly coming at me...now in three minutes
 
Anonymous
/x is nice. Or /xx.
 
2 minutes...holy crap, i can almost see him in a mirror if I look sideways and jump out of the way real quick
1 minute... I hear footsteps in the other room
Oh christ ... he's knocking on the door.... jesus jesus jesus
Oh. Hm. Amazon delivery
 
Looks like Kris is stalking me for some reason.
I decided to take a light approach:
@Kris: It still hurts when you go #2? I'd get that checked out. — Robusto 1 min ago
@snailboat In that case you should go with the jumbo glyphs. It's almost impossible to distinguish between a snail and a boat at that font size.
 
1:43 PM
@Mitch That's pretty sweet. I managed to correct a misnamed column and redeploy a package already.
A rather large package. ;-)
 
2:05 PM
@KitZ.Fox I'm past the point where I can read it, but it is slowly getting better by my trying random one character edits of it.
BWD
Blind Watchmaker Development
@Robusto haha. They are really good at always being so confidently wrong
 
Kris is a "they"?
He also has a cryptic comment after this comment of mine:
Like a troll taking the BWD approach, perhaps?
@Robusto Wishful thinking! — Kris 6 hours ago
You be the judge.
 
Anonymous
@Robusto I have no idea. That said, using they even when the gender of the referent is known is now unremarkable to many younger speakers. Eventually it'll be unremarkable to everyone, most likely.
 
@Mitch Hahaha
 
@snailboat Interesting that I didn't parse it as "singular they" immediately. Maybe because I subconsciously tend to think women are less likely to be Internet trolls? I dunno.
Not that there aren't, or couldn't be, exceptions.
 
Anonymous
It is interesting. There are too many unknowns for me to really meaningfully comment on it, though.
 
2:15 PM
@snailboat What's going to happen to romance?
 
Anonymous
For what it's worth, my name is Crystal and people (much to my dismay) sometimes abbreviate my name, so I might have a cognitive bias toward that name being female.
 
haha I mean Romance.
 
Anonymous
They also spell it pretty much randomly.
 
Anonymous
You'd think it's not that hard to spell, but you'd – apparently – be wrong.
 
Because the trend is also there for the European gendered languages, and at some point people will act on the current WTH gendered nouns
 
2:17 PM
@snailboat Yes. And it's also interesting that the more we find out, the more we know, the things we don't know increase at least geometrically. So the pursuit of knowledge also becomes the pursuit of ignorance.
 
@snailboat My younger son's name is Christopher, so I lean the other way.
 
@snailboat I know three differently spelled Crystals.
 
But really, your name isn't really snailboat? I'm ... kinda disappointed. That's such a great name.
 
Yours isn't Robusto?
 
2:20 PM
@Mitch All fruit from the Bretagne tree?
@Mitch Of course it is. And yours is Mitch.
 
@Robusto The nut doesn't fall far from the tree
@Robusto Mine doesn't sound as good on a tattoo across the knuckles
 
@Mitch If a nut falls in the forest does it still make Nutella?
Actually, I thought my name was Elton John until @Reg showed up here. He steals everything that isn't nailed down.
 
It sounds like the name a helicopter pilot or the emergency plumber when the toilet overflows on a Friday night
@Robusto Don't use that name in vain
 
Vain? Or vein?
 
Also don't pronounce it wrong. That's just wrong.
 
2:23 PM
The Phlebotomist Song: You're so Vein.
 
ew
 
Your fault.
You pointed in that direction and I was helpless to resist.
 
But nutella does run through veins of the best kind of people
 
Also the worst.
 
If by worst you refer to people who, instead of formaldehyde or aspic or whatever goo they put into dead people to embalm them, they had nutella injected, then yes. those people too
 
2:26 PM
Nutella injections aren't as popular as they should be. Perhaps if the Kardashians started getting them ...
 
what is so right about regexes is so wrong too. It's like APL. all weird single characters that encapsulate an algorithm stack into one op.
@Robusto They all do have a really good complexion...
smooth and light brown
 
@Mitch The goal of APL seems to be maximum economy with minimum readability.
 
@Robusto like regexes. WORN - Write Once, Read Never
 
Tru dat.
 
But they're so ... good
 
2:29 PM
They are good.
 
They're like...
like...
 
Lisp?
 
give me a metaphor
 
Excuse me, Lithp?
@Mitch Lisp is a metaphor.
 
lithp is literally a metaphor
 
2:30 PM
All metaphors are abstractions. Lisp is an abstraction. Therefore, Lisp is a metaphor.
 
another metaphor
 
Did you see how I distributed the middle term in that syllogism?
 
an abstraction is a metaphor
but we're getting off topic. I want a metaphor for regexes and APL.
or another similar example.
 
Breaking Bad is a methaphor.
 
@Robusto I'm not looking when I read
 
2:32 PM
Why do I even bother to produce syllogisms in here?
 
@Robusto +1 but goddamit you're following your own train of thought
 
If I don't, who else will?
@Mitch See, if you had been looking you'd have seen how the middle term was improperly distributed. This was a test. You failed.
 
@Robusto If, by syllogism, you mean a broken down engine of logic that supplies the lubrication to mix a metaphor of faulty reasoning, then yes I don't know where I'm going with this.
 
A proper distribution would be: All metaphors are abstractions. Lisp is a metaphor. Therefore Lisp is an abstraction.
 
@Robusto What is this terrible magic you wield?
Monster!
Shameless desecration of proper thinking
Cripes all this lack of coming up with a good metaphor for regexes and APL is making me hungry
 
2:37 PM
You need Nutella
 
I mean Nutella is good and all but too much of a good thing...
 
@Mitch I'm trying to teach you things maybe five guys in the world know ...
 
I have a bag of milk covered almonds
half done now
 
yogurt pretzels
 
I should put it away
those things are great
 
2:38 PM
Don't the almonds get soggy?
 
just one more
I'm not very good at counting, that was three
and I have my own special way of eating them, one by one
 
How many snacks in a bag of milk-covered almonds? One. How many in a carload? One.
 
I use my molars to split them evenly in the middle, so I get half an almond inside half the chocolate
so it's like I get a whole extra one
but you know half as small
 
You've really thought this through, haven't you?
 
it's a tiny detail
but doing it that way keeps me happy
 
2:40 PM
Do you apply the same kind of diligence to your work?
 
until the end of the bag
@Robusto Five dead guys. Aristotle has been dead and buried ... counts on fingers ... many times and his so-called 'logic' hasn't been used for ages.
no one with any sense thinks like that anymore
 
@Mitch I wasn't talking about Aristotle. There was this other guy named Ernie ...
Actually, Five Guys has the best logic. Put two hamburgers on one bun and call it "normal" ...
 
@Robusto occupational hazard. see regexes above.
 
Don't you spend half your time getting the formatting just right?
 
2:43 PM
What, with regexes?
 
Not the indentation, but matching up stuff in adjacent lines that is not on the far left?
@Robusto oh. I've moved on to code. temporarily
 
Formatting code is the gift I give to the future me.
 
hahaha
 
@Robusto I stopped when the narrator, in a bland american accent, pronounced 'integral' as 'in TE gral'
Also Five Guys french fries are the worst
 
@Mitch Me too!
 
2:48 PM
which I've heard is a very narrow opinion
 
I hate that pronunciation.
 
@Robusto It's a superb pronunciation IF YOU"RE EFFING FRENCH
well, maybe not french
Hermione Grainger?
 
@Mitch Or fries.
 
But anyway I was going to say how McDonald's french fries are the best of its kind (before deep frying, soaked in milk and the laughter of diabetes physicians of the future)
but instead of saying that I'm going to say "Boy it's hot"
Man, it's hot outside even in the morning
The problem with data scraping from a web page is that the data clean up has to be automated so that it is repeatable (by your future amnesiac self), so you can't do the super easy thing and edit out that one weird spelling by hand and so you have to contort yourself into byzantine logical contortions to capture that one weirdness.
But all it would take is just one teeny tiny edit!
 
What, it's too hot to edit?
 
2:54 PM
resists temptation
 
@Mitch Milk and beef broth.
 
@Robusto No, it's not that bad
@KitZ.Fox I thought they stopped the beef broth years ago at the request of vegetarians? Or is that a myth that I've incepted everyone on by this exact sentence?
 
But I can understand why people who like McD's don't like Five Guys fries. Not used to fried potatoes tasting like fried potatoes.
 
Like when did vegetarian become not actually vegetarian and so they had to make up a stupid sound word 'vegan' to mean vegetarian?
 
Vegan is different than vegetarian, silly.
 
2:57 PM
@Mitch when vegetarians ate eggs
that was the line
 
Jun 21 at 19:52, by Robusto
Heard in Brooklyn: "That vegan restaurant is so good you'd swear it's vegetarian!"
 
@KitZ.Fox If you're sensing some side eye fro me, you've hacked my laptop's camera.
 
Vegans don't eat the "labor of other animals" or some crap.
 
@MattE.Эллен and milk? that just seems an abuse of the word 'vegetarian'
 
I'm vegetarian except for chicken, beef, pork, lamb and venison
 
2:59 PM
Also you can date my mental age from this as ... born yesterday?
@KitZ.Fox That's pretty smart of them, I don't want no crap in my porterhouse
@KitZ.Fox ya mean like honey?
 
@Mitch Greek parents take vegetarian to mean you want the meat cut up smaller, or so I heard
 
Bees are too dumb to notice.
 

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