I just woke up from this dream. I was sitting with some people in a cafeteria and this man dressed in black with a domino mask comes in with a sword and goes up to everyone demanding money. To frighten them, he carves an X in their clothes with the sword.
"Who are you? What are you doing?" people yell.
"I'm Zorro," the man claims, a touch of pride in his voice.
"Zorro? But he makes the sign of the Z?"
"No," he says, "You've got it wrong. It's Xorro with an X."
"No it isn't," I said.
"Yes it is," he insisted in this British twit voice of his. "It's Xorro with an X, you pronounce it like Xero…