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Anonymous
12:03 AM
I like the ELU theme / graphic design / whatever you call it. It gives the site an air of respectability. It's all fancy-like.
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@JasperLoy two isn't that many. It isn't even a crowd.
 
Anonymous
I kept thinking "Aw, no air of respectability" every time I went back to Japanese or ELL, because those are beta sites with less air-of-respectabilit-y in their design.
 
@snailboat I liked the old beta look.
 
Anonymous
But then I used the mobile version of ELU, and it was missing the respectability too!
 
@snailboat compare to this:
 
Anonymous
12:06 AM
@terdon Oh god, the whiteboard scribbles! It makes me want to do a better job erasing them than whoever left those marks behind :-(
 
Anonymous
All better!
 
Anonymous
Farewell, doodle-top and doodle-bottom
 
12:40 AM
Howdy, all.
 
1:39 AM
@tchrist signpaintermovie.com Also, what is the diamond made of four diamonds in a diamond pattern called?
 
1:56 AM
So I just watched the last episode of Dexter.
 
2:20 AM
۰ᴥ۰
 
That's... startlingly cute.
what is that middle character? COMBINING_ACCENT_OCTOPUS?
 
Thank you! It's Latin letter ain.
Search for ain in char map.
I call it TEDDY_BEAR_NOSE.
 
Anonymous
Let's compromise. Latin letter teddy bear nose.
 
I can't discuss Dexter. I only saw a few of those.
@snailboat yes!
LATIN_LETTER_PEDOBEAR: ᴼᴥᴼ
Or that bear from that show that looks like Pedobear.
What's that show?
I'm so out of touch.
 
Anonymous
I don't know. What's what show?
 
2:34 AM
@snailboat I think it's an internet-only animated cartoon. Well, I know it's animated. Anyway, there's a bear in it who looks a lot like Pedobear, but is yellow.
Adventure Time LOLs or something.
Oh, it's on the Cartoon Network.
 
Adventure Time (originally titled Adventure Time with Finn & Jake) is an American animated television series created by Pendleton Ward for Cartoon Network. The series follows the adventures of Finn (voiced by Jeremy Shada), a human boy, and his best friend and adoptive brother Jake (voiced by John DiMaggio), a dog with magical powers to change shape and grow and shrink at will. Finn and Jake live in the post-apocalyptic Land of Ooo. Along the way, they interact with the other main characters of the show: Princess Bubblegum (voiced by Hynden Walch), The Ice King (voiced by Tom Kenny), and...
who knows why THAT pic is selected. Thanks SE's magic oneboxing.
 
That up there was my first time.
It's a dog!
 
 
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5:36 AM
What'd be the grammatically correct way to combine the sentences: "I fell seriously ill. I met my family doctor."
When I fell seriously ill, I met my family doctor. OR When I had fallen seriously ill, I met my family doctor.
 
Anonymous
@its_me There are lots of grammatically correct ways to combine those sentences. What relationship between them are you trying to express?
 
@snailboat No. I am worried about the tense
should there be past perfect?
 
 
1 hour later…
6:45 AM
Can anybody explain me the preposition 'of'. in which situation we should use this word
 
6:58 AM
Usually in situations that involve possession.
 
 
1 hour later…
8:26 AM
@its_me check out the top answer to this question
 
@MattЭллен Thanks, I'll take a look
@MattЭллен Yeah, I know how tenses work. It's just that I am not so used to hearing past perfect in common speak.
So, is "When I had fallen seriously ill, I met my family doctor." the right way to combine the sentences?
 
It's fine.
 
@MattЭллен I don't understand. I feel that "When I fell seriously ill, I met my family doctor." is common in usage. Am I wrong?
 
8:42 AM
It is an unusal phrase either way
both are grammatically correct
 
heh!
ok
 
"I met X at time t" usually describes the first time you met someone
So, "I met my family doctor when I fell seriously ill" implies you hadn't seen your family doctor before
that's fine, if that's what you want to say
 
@MattЭллен Don't take it seriously; it's a phrase in my grammar text book :) I've got many more ridiculous sentences here!
The thing is, I never find myself using past perfect in similar cases. What if I was saying it wrong all this time! So I came here to confirm
 
"I met my family doctor when I fell seriously ill" also implies that it was the moment you fell ill when you met your doctor
whereas "I met my family doctor when I had fallen seriously ill" implies that you met your family doctor during the course of falling seriously ill, or after falling ill but before getting better.
so it all depends on what you want to mean
 
"I met my family doctor when I had fallen seriously ill" -- to put it another way, it means that, I met my family doc AFTER I fell seriously ill IN THE PAST. correct?
isn't that what you meant?
 
8:49 AM
yes
 
great! :)
 
yo
 
Jez
9:37 AM
morning
 
10:00 AM
Can anyone please tell me if I am phrasing this right: "I'm a man of many hats, but make a living from XXX."
 
Jez
it's OK but it's a bit awkward
 
10:15 AM
@Jez Yeah, I know. What'd be a good way to put it?
I mean, does it only look good with an "I"?
 
Jez
looks better IMHO
 
ok, thank you :)
 
 
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11:47 AM
@Purandaran If you are interested have a look at this:
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Q: Why do you think the Oxford English Dictionary changed their definition of "of?"

cyberskullOf 'of': Expressing Possession and Being Possessed I would like to discuss changes made to the definition of 'of' in the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) from the 1989 edition to the 2010 edition. Below are 2 discussion topics regarding 2 changes to the definitions of 'of' that I believe are sign...

 
12:16 PM
How can total douche bags can sleep at night without suffering from thinking about what they have done?
They don't drink coffee after 7pm
 
What?
 
Jez
Hey, what kind of mobile phone deals do you guys get in the USA?
I can't believe the value of the offer I'm getting here from Three
I get unlimited data, 2000 minutes, 5000 texts (or something), tethering allowed, for £15/mo
I could perhaps replace my regular internet connection with this
 
Guys, does "skeptical" generally mean "not easily convinced" or "having doubt"?
 
@Jez Is there a contract?
 
When you search the word on Google Image, most of them look like they are doubting about something.
 
Jez
@cyberskull yeah, 12 months
 
why would you search for a definition of a word in google Images?
 
Not sure, I like to learn that way
 
@Jez Read the fine print carefully ;-)
 
Jez
12:25 PM
there will probably be a FUP yeah, still it's great value for a mobile deal
Americans seem to be talking about how they don't get enough data transfer included with their deal, well i get unlimited haha
I guess their free market didn't work so well
 
But you're converting a word into a search for images, then internally interpreting those resulting images in your own words.
kind of all sorts of misleading can go on at every step.
 
@Jez thanks for sharing
 
Jez
with tethering explicitly allowed, they aren't even expecting you to stick to a small amount of internet usage
they are basically expecting you to use this as your main internet connection, potentially
i still wouldn't use it for P2P or expect great latency
to put it in perspective, most landline contracts have a data cap
annoyingly i have to wait until Friday before I get switched over :-)
 
sorry but, i'm one of those few people who still doesn't have a portable phone
 
12:36 PM
moin
 
Jez
@KitFox you use mobile internet much?
 
No, not much.
Mostly for dispute resolution at restaurants.
 
how so?
 
Right, like who was that actress in that movie where that thing happened.
You know, that thing ... with the...you know... and that other person was there.
 
12:40 PM
Yeah. That.
 
who was in the movie with Farrah Fawcett.
 
"No way is the population of The Congo smaller than the population of Delaware!"
Etc
 
@Mitch Fyre Hydrant?
 
What? No way!
 
As my bro says, "Ain't no point in arguing abut facts."
 
12:41 PM
@MετάEd Right, but no that's the -other- movie.
@KitFox I don't let facts get in the way of my opinions.
 
truth is the paint that covers the facts
 
Jez
yeah but you can basically use this mobile deal to replace your main internet connection
rather helpful right now as my local exchange burnt down and the internet on my ISP is out for my whole town
 
"Is that you, bowl of cherries?"
 
12:55 PM
Is Valve becoming a company that builds everything?
I wish they end up building SteamPhone
too
SteamPhone: "Best suited to deliver Steam games on mobile phones"
 
1:10 PM
@Jez I'm not in the USA, but I get "unlimited" data, unlimited texts, unlimited minutes, unlimited long-distance, tethering allowed, for $40. But the "unlimited" data is subject to speed-throttling after 5GB. And the coverage and speeds are awful. And that's the best price/specs plan in Canada.
 
Jez
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yeah i think it's even worse in the US. their telephony situation is awful.
it's gotta be because a few big corporations have the whole thing trussed up
 
surprisingly, it has actually improved slightly in the last few years
here too
the big vendors are starting to disconnect the cost of the service from the cost of the phone.
 
Jez
depends where you are
 
so you can save money by bringing in your own phone
but it's still ridiculously expensive overall
if I wanted a plan from one of the big carriers that, on paper, matches the current plan I have, I'd have to pay 2-3x as much.
 
Jez
throttling after 5gb = no replacement for landline
the fact that "big carriers" have crappy value is the perfect of the free market failing
 
1:14 PM
Our telephony situation is awful? That's news to me.
 
You can pay $10/mo to get "premium data" which has no throttling. But the speeds are still bad.
 
Jez
surely, a successful free market would result in the big successful companies having the best tariffs
 
@KitFox Your mobile fees are pretty awful compared to Europe
 
Oh, I thought he was talking about the infrastructure.
 
Jez
@KitFox from what i read it's generally awful yeah. how many ISPs do you have to choose from?
 
1:14 PM
But Canada's mobile fees are worse even than the US's
 
@KitFox I tried to tell you, but your telephony situation is so awful I couldn't reach you.
 
@Jez I have no idea.
 
Jez
probably 2
if you're lucky
 
@Jez In many places there are effectively two.
 
1: The NSA
 
1:15 PM
I guess with tethering, we have all the major cell companies, then cable, voip, and two landline carriers.
So probably like ten or so.
 
Jez
voip?
that's not an ISP
 
In Canada there are at least two in most major cities. But the cable and phone companies are required to lease capacity to virtual ISPs, so there are usually some smaller ones that can provide similar service
 
VoIP is a service provided over the internet
 
by the NSA.
 
do you mean IAP?
 
1:16 PM
Not VoIP, I can't remember the name. It's a service provider.
 
NSA! NSA!
 
It's a local company name.
 
!!/nsa
 
Jez
the major cell companies are all crap, cable is probably crap, landline carriers - who are they?
 
Why room broken. Where Caprica.
 
1:17 PM
quick! make more NSA jokes!
The NSA took out Caprica for being an alien
 
The NSA, the Pope, and a Jew are riding a horse.
 
@Jez Why does it matter?
 
Jez
it seems strange you have 2
 
@Jez Cable is not usually crap.
 
Jez
usually there is 1
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 high contention ratio, data throttling, seems pretty crap to me
 
1:18 PM
Yeah, most people do. We have two, a local one and the national/state one.
 
@Jez "contention" hasn't really been an issue for about a decade. At least not on the cable networks I've used.
 
Cable is not a problem in our area. Low population density.
 
Same ... Hull, UK. I think
 
Jez
@KitFox there aren't 2 physical phone lines so im guessing one is doing the other a favour
 
And the data throttling is normal for residential ISPs
 
Jez
1:19 PM
@MattЭллен huh?
 
The national pays rent on the local.
 
@Jez Actually here there are multiple land-line phone companies.
 
Jez
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 phyiscal lines? that's extremely inefficient
 
The big, original one was split up into multiple companies. The company that owns the wires is not the "phone company"
@Jez Stop jumping to conclusions
 
@Jez hull is not (or was not, this was up until 5 years ago, I haven't checked recently) supplied Telephone or internet service by BT
 
1:20 PM
They run multiple "networks" over one physical network.
 
if BT want to supply either then they have to pay the Hull telephone operator
 
At some points the network is shared, at other points it is two networks
 
I can't remember the name
 
Jez
@MattЭллен Hull is the one place in the UK where you're screwed for net access. it's funny because Kingston used to offer the best broadband deal, but now they're very mediocre and you're stuck with them
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 Yeah, that's how it is here.
The national company owns the main trunk, but the spurs are all local.
Or something like that.
As far as I understand it.
 
1:22 PM
@Jez Yeah, that can be a problem
 
Jez
actually i'm rather surprised Kingston hasn't been bought out by BT or someone. they're a bizarre oddity
 
Here, as far as I understand it, the wires are operated by one company, which leases them on a per-wire basis to the various phone companies.
 
@Jez yeah. Virgin or BT should have bought them by now. I guess that Kingston still have a fair amount of cash
 
Anyway this reminds me, I need to cancel my internet service.
 
1:23 PM
Time to switch from the major cable provider to one of the minor ones
 
but how will you access EL&U?
 
Jez
"unlimited" internet access for 40 quid
no IPv6
 
I can't wait to read janoChen's book. In full, that is. I've been reading it one sentence at a time for years.
 
Yeah. Sounds surreal.
 
Jez
I'm gonna go with IDNET for about 40 quid a month, 200gb limit, IPv6
 
1:24 PM
@Jez it doesn't look tempting
 
Did you know he's got one self-published?
 
Jez
good job you can't get it unless you're in Hull
 
@KitFox you mean this one's his second?
Is he active on Writers or what?
 
Yes, very active on Writers.
 
1:26 PM
Interesting.
 
His writing has gotten much better in the year+ he's been active.
I don't know if this is actually his second.
He seems to have been working on this same idea for quite some time.
Let me see if I can find the link to his book.
 
Game of Thrones.
 
Thane of Groans
 
Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center
 
He has a writing blog too.
 
1:28 PM
Sounds like a full-time job.
 
@RegDwighт that's a place, not a book.
 
@MattЭллен Says illiterate you.
 
I take it back. It's a short story.
 
@RegDwighт Well, I can hardly write if I'm illiterate.
 
Don't want no short stories round here.
They got tiny little fingers and tiny little feet. They got tiny little cars that go beep-beep-beep.
 
1:29 PM
no no, not short stories. You're thinking of short people
 
@MattЭллен just because you're illiterate doesn't mean you're not a thousand monkeys with typewriters.
 
I don't want to do my work today.
 
@RegDwighт and this textarea is just very lucky
 
@KitFox You can do mine.
 
We'll swap?
 
1:31 PM
@MattЭллен worked for Shakespeare. And he didn't even have a textarea.
@KitFox no. You can do mine and that's it.
 
frowns
 
Jez
Andrews & Arnold Ltd (also known as AAISP) is an Internet service provider based in Bracknell in the United Kingdom founded in 1997 and launched in 1998, primarily serving businesses and "technical" home users. In 2009 the company was judged the best niche provider in the Thinkbroadband Customer Service Awards, based on customer ratings and again in 2010. The company's owner, Adrian Kennard (RevK), stated in a blog post that as of October 2010 the company is "XKCD/806" compliant, referring to XKCD comic number 806. This means that technical support callers who say the code word "shibb...
> The company's owner, Adrian Kennard (RevK), stated in a blog post that as of October 2010 the company is "XKCD/806" compliant, referring to XKCD comic number 806. This means that technical support callers who say the code word "shibboleet" will be transferred to a technical support representative who knows at least two programming languages, and presumably can offer more useful advice than a standard tech support script.
 
@KitFox Why? I'm helping you here. Help me help you help me help you.
 
I might find out about my job today. Probably not until tomorrow though.
 
Jez
heh is this true?
 
1:33 PM
@Jez try it and find out
 
@Jez so why would someone who knows two programming languages be good at admin stuff?
 
Jez
@MattЭллен nah. AAISP's monthly transfer caps are abysmal. i'm surprised they're still in business.
 
That's like saying, if you call up our car shop and use the code word "Ferrari", you will be immediately forwarded to the best baker in town.
 
Thank you for pointing out what was in my brain.
It would be more useful if you were simply transferred to someone who wasn't stupid had used a computer for something that wasn't tech support.
 
A neighbor of mine just complained that he had 10kB space left on his PC, so he couldn't even surf the Web, it would constantly throw an error message telling him to delete files. So he bought an external hard disk and copied all his unused files to it. But the error message still keeps popping up.
 
1:40 PM
People.
 
how many programming languages does he know?
 
It took me, and half a dozen of other neighbors, several hours and two cases of beer to convince him that "copy" is not the same as "move" and that yes, both options exist.
@MattЭллен he's like 60 years old, so I suppose all of them.
 
Aww, cute.
My MiL is nearly 70 and she texts. She even 'kthx'ed me the other day.
How adorable is that?
 
Not very adorable once you learn what she thinks it means.
 
1:43 PM
@RegDwighт Surprising that someone got as far as understanding that there was a space issue, figuring out that you can alleviate low storage by buying a hard drive, successfully bought a hard drive and attached it and found unused files and actually got the unused files onto the hard drive, but missed the crucial step of removing them from the first storage.
 
There's another one for WTF, but I can't find it right now.
Doesn't matter if it's shopped, the point is valid.
 
@RegDwighт yeah even if shopped I know actual people who thought it was lots of love.
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 yeah tell me about it. I literally was drowning my sorrow in beer and tears.
 
it used to be both
 
We literally were "think Xerox! think that sheep Dolly!"
It was an uphill battle.
And frankly, I'm not sure he got it. I will have to ask next time I see him.
 
1:47 PM
@MattЭллен the OED doesn't list "lots of love" but does have "laugh out loud". And lists both the ell-oh-ell pronunciation and the "lawl" pronunciation.
 
Welp, I can only tell you what I know.
 
I find it easy to tell you what I don't know. Justin Bieber, for example. Or Bella Swan.
 
You know both those things
 
And you don't know that you are wrong.
 
How can you write something if you don't know it?
 
1:50 PM
Easily.
Next question.
 
It is you who are the infinite monkeys
 
Yet it is you who writes like ones.
Anyway. I think this is a use-mention distinction you're not making. Or I am making. Obviously I know the sequence of letters "Bella Swan". But I don't know the first thing about it.
Though that wasn't even the joke.
The joke was me listing people I don't know.
 
Warning: Questionable website

Location: cdn.parentsshouldnttext.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/getting-loaner-copy.jpg
Your organization's policy is set to warn on websites categorized as Tasteless & Offensive.
interesting
 
@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 I. um. wat.
I can't make heads or tails of this one.
Stoned? Loaner? Boner?
 
Jez
1:57 PM
not as good as damnyouautocorrect.com
 
It feels like two jokes in one, but with the sides reversed mid process.
 
@RegDwighт That's what made it funny
"stoned" is not a funny autocorrect. ANSWER MY BONER is.
 
I see.
Okay, so what was the original word?
 
How could that be?
 
1:59 PM
pbonr or pboner, maybe?
 
I don't know how autocorrect works, but why would it change a P into a B and an H into an O?
 
b and h are close together
 
Hm.
 
I don't have an iphone... oh wait, I do.
hm, it's dead
 
Is "answer my phone" something you'd actually say?
 
1:59 PM
@RegDwighт That's part of the oddity.
 

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