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12:06 AM
@NathanCTresch Oh. Then I don't know what's going on.
 
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@Mitch Maybe he just needs to wait a while, or log in to all the accounts for the changes to be effected. And I didn't know it was based on the email address and works like a hash.
 
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Q: "Data transmitted from one machine to another has to be converted to the format used by the destination machine"

user1334247here i am can not understand use of to be converted. "Data transmitted from one machine to another has to be converted to the format used by the destination machine" plz explain it in detail.which type of this grammar .

 
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GR
 
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Why are rectangular lists on websites usually read from left to right and not up to down? I think it's easier to read if we group by columns and not by rows.
 
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For example, look at the tags page.
 
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Q: What is a more sophisticated way of saying "grand finale"?

KatyaI want to say big deal/grand finale, but more professionally.

 
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NARQ
 
2:01 AM
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A: Is it suitable to use 'etc.' in an academic paper?

Krisetc. is not informal. In fact it is better than its expansion, which sounds rather awkward. It is perfectly ok to use etc. in an academic paper. Just note, however, that both of them are very sparingly and carefully used in serious writing. Try to list fully or describe the list instead.

He's dissing ELU advice and his own at the same time.
 
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I try to avoid etc at all costs, but that's just me.
 
So do I, except informally. But the point is, Kris gave that answer and then in a comment to his own answer said the OP would get better advice on Writers.SE.
 
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lol
 
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I still feel he's Thursagen. Maybe it's his brother or maybe he moved to another place if the IP shown is in a different location.
 
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Q: Can petri dish be used in a non scientific context

SuryaCan the word petri dish be used in a non scientific context?

 
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2:12 AM
NARQ
 
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2:37 AM
The Unix chat room is nuts. They made it display every single question posted automatically.
 
Wow Jasper, you're Spiderman now!
 
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@MrShinyandNew安宇 Yeah baby!
 
I read many a Spiderman comic book when I was younger.
 
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I read none. I only liked the Spiderman movies.
 
really?! You are a strange man.
Well, they've completely changed the continuity now
 
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2:45 AM
Indeed! Actually come to think of it, I think I have read exactly zero comics.
 
At one point it was revealed that Spider-man wasn't Spider-man at all, but was actually a clone of himself tricked into killing Spiderman and replacing him, only the real Spiderman wasn't dead.
 
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What a story.
 
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There's no way to tell what is real and what is not.
 
Ok it turns out that my second-hand information is wrong and the clone really was the clone all along, there was no switcheroo.
Thank you wikipedia, for setting that useless bit of trivia straight! I shall sleep more easily this night.
 
3:03 AM
So. More wikipedia tells me that I wasn't wrong about the clone switcheroo. That is actually how the story was told until the big reveal at the end, where it was shown that Peter really was the original Peter Parker and the other guy, Ben Reilly, was actually the clone all along.
 
4:00 AM
Hello.
 
 
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Hi!
 
 
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A: "I feel bad for you" versus "I feel badly for you"

elimac82"badly" is an adverb and explains how something was done. Ex: She was hurt badly. "bad" is an adjective and describes a noun. Ex: She is a bad driver. Since the word being modified is "feel" (a verb), the proper modifier is "badly" (an adverb). This is essentially the same as the difference ...

This guy has been typing with a chunk of charcoal.
 
8:50 AM
Fixed the formatting, but the content is still questionnable.
 
 
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10:21 AM
duplicated!
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Q: Why is "fastly" not a word?

Daniel δAs well as being an adjective, fast is an adverb. We use it all the time as such: He ran fast. However, though slow is definitely an adjective, it sounds wrong when used as an adverb, because slowly is more common. He ran slow. We would always say: He ran slowly. My question is...

is a dupe of
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Q: Is "fastly" a correct word?

GnoupiSlow has the adverb slowly. I tend to use fastly as the adverb for fast. However, it is underlined in most spell checkers I use, which makes me wonder about the existence of this word. Is fastly a correct word? If not, what should be used instead, and why is that different from its antonym? ...

oh
maybe not on second reading
nevermind
 
11:08 AM
Is EL&U a petri dish for language evolution?
I am I going to catch the common cold of internet speak?
 
11:31 AM
I cringe whenever someone says "I felt badly for him." Especially when that person is a teacher, and doesn't understand the difference between an adjective and an adverb.
 
Oh! For the day that someone needs to be bad at feeling, but is incapable.
lunches
 
11:58 AM
@Robusto Sorry. It messes me up every time. It's like spelling broccoli. I have to finish before my brain tells me I've done it wrong.
 
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@KitFox So it was you!
 
Indeed.
 
@MattЭллен That's a database owl. A d in one hand and a b in the other: db. QED.
 
@MattЭллен Who's got two thumbs and likes closing stupid questions? This owl!
 
12:00 PM
Oh no! I've been QED'd
@KitFox lol, brilliant.
 
@MattЭллен Don't panic. Just form a queue to the right.
 
Or, if you're really sad, form a QQ to the right.
 
We can desanitise you in no time.
 
I don't know, some of the dirt is quite deep
 
Brain scrub.
 
12:02 PM
Why does noöne ever get my jokes?
pouts
 
wait. de sanitise? You're gonna make me dirtier!
 
@KitFox I got it. Databases, etc.
Also, de- prefix.
 
Oh, I didn't. Sorry.
 
Funny though, that I am reminded of the time I implanted cooling probes in a monkey's brain.
 
@KitFox Did that chill the monkey out?
 
12:04 PM
Well, for a while. Until she died.
But only when they were on.
 
So you chilled her way out.
The Big Chill, as it were.
 
Indeed.
It was unfortunate.
 
Monkey-murderer!
 
She was a good monkey.
And excellent candidate for the experiment.
 
Myself, I find that whole area quite, er, chilling.
 
12:06 PM
Part of me thinks this is right:
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A: What does "catch the sun" mean?

bernicianits a bad thing. its when you feel ill from being out on a sunny day.

 
Her name was Eva.
 
Tween!
 
but mostly I disagree.
 
I tweened because I could.
Ah, crap. Someone cheated.
 
is there a phrase for when you've got sun stroke?
 
12:08 PM
"sunstroked"
 
@MattЭллен I'm guessing it's not a common problem in Merrie Olde England.
 
not today, that's for sure
 
Ditto here.
 
apparently there was a thunder storm here last night
 
I remember like 10 years ago or so there was a heat wave in England where the temp got over 100°F (37°C). I wondered how people bore it.
 
12:11 PM
Hey, do either of you happen to know why my formview won't obey width:100%, but my listview does?
 
@KitFox What's the element that the formview has at 100%?
 
@Robusto we sweltered, got sun burn, and drank booze. Old people died more than normal.
 
Do you remember that?
 
Sort of. I was at uni at the time, so I would have been drunk
 
@MattЭллен No triple pings before noon, please.
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12:13 PM
but it was extry important!
 
Oh this is weird.
 
@MattЭллен All the more reason I need time to work up to an appreciation of it.
 
It's got a table within a table. The outer table for some reason has two columns. That's why it isn't working.
I have no idea why there is an outer table, much less how to get rid of the extra column.
 
@KitFox Hahahaha, tables for layout! That's, like, so 1995. What kind of Microsoft P.O.S. IDE is this?
 
is this from generated HTML?
 
12:15 PM
The tables are generated from the formview element.
 
thinks for a minute
 
@KitFox Of course. Your basic Microsoft HTML abstraction layer. Because HTML is hard and engineers shouldn't have to know how to use it correctly.
 
Actually...there is no reason I have to use a formview...
I use the listviews because they make the repeaters easy.
But I could just bind the fields by hand. I wonder how my time that would take.
 
@KitFox Geezis. You're sweeping the dirt from one rug under a different rug. The dirt is still there.
 
12:18 PM
There are only so many hours in the day. I am already pushing my luck by taking the time to do these renovations.
 
Only so many owls in the day?
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@KitFox Can you give the formview table a fixed width that's big enough for what you need to show? That will solve the table-in-table problem.
 
@Robusto I can't seem to affect the outer table at all. It's incredibly annoying. I am still looking into it.
 
See? Much simpler just to do the markup yourself. You save so much time that way.
 
OMFG. RenderOuterTable="false" solved the problem.
Of course, it would be nice to know why that's there, and why it isn't set to false by default.
 
12:30 PM
quite
 
Some days I really hate these tools.
 
Microsoft have been called lots worse
 
At least they have the Intellisense, so I don't actually have to know anything, I just have to scroll through a list and guess.
 
:D yeah, that is a life saver
 
@KitFox arguably this is the cause of you not knowing anything
since you never have to learn it
 
12:33 PM
Oh, sorry, I forgot to add the [/sarcasm] tag.
 
@KitFox Any good IDE has intellisense and code completion.
Law of leaky abstractions, Kit. Law of leaky abstractions.
 
My boss keeps reminding me not to be too clever.
@Vitaly Hahaha
 
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@KitFox Directly or indirectly?
 
12:36 PM
How are your vertebrae today, @Vitaly?
@JasperLoy Directly.
 
Do I look like a vertebrate today?
 
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@KitFox That proves that your boss is stupid. QED.
 
I see.
@JasperLoy No, my boss is very smart.
 
@Vitaly That sounds like a fit topic for our Habermasian public sphere.
@KitFox Using Visual Studio will ensure that you never get too clever.
 
@Vitaly No, you look like your regular self.
 
12:38 PM
i, for one, have seen no evidence that Vitaly is a vertebrate
 
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@Vitaly You look like a lambda today.
 
@Robusto Are you trying to make me cry today? Because it won't be much of a challenge.
 
@KitFox You know me. Low-hanging fruit, etc.
 
@JSBᾶngs Really? I have seen evidence of Vitaly's spine and spleen.
 
@JSBᾶngs He is an arthropod. I thought that had been established.
 
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12:39 PM
@JSBᾶngs Both Vitaly and vertebrate begin with V, that's evidence for you.
 
It's called an exoskeleton. You should have your people look into it.
 
and arthropods don't have spines or spleens
 
(Also, heart, but don't tell him I said that.)
 
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Spines and spleens remind me of scrota. All three begin with S.
 
Don't you see all the pin-up spiders he posts in here? What greater proof that his phylum is Arthropoda than that?
 
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12:40 PM
Wow I'm amazed people are dishing out so many biological terms today.
 
Petri-dishing them out.
 
Vitaly is way too smart to have only a subesophageal ganglion for processing power.
He could not possibly be an arthropod.
 
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Wait, I just realized you people are talking about arthropods and not anthropods.
 
what if he's the singularity possessing an arthropod? Could that work? Would it blend?
 
brain stops
Installing update 11 of 271465709...
 
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12:44 PM
Whoa, there's a question on whoa today!
 
@KitFox oh dear
 
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@KitFox How come so many updates? Did you just on your machine after a year?
 
Frigga. I just realized I wrote "subesophageal" instead of "supraesophageal." Damn rookie mistake.
 
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I write oesophagus instead of esophagus.
 
Supraoesophageoal, then.
 
12:46 PM
@KitFox above the food tube, not below!
 
It's actually spelled "gullet" ...
 
No. No, it's not.
 
Yes, yes it is.
 
it's possible that Vitaly is an intelligent insect swarm
 
Spiders don't have gullets...
 
12:47 PM
gullet
noun
the passage by which food passes from the mouth to the stomach; the esophagus.
 
@JSBᾶngs Holy crap! Like aphids!
 
Indirectly, the gullet is the way to a man's heart.
 
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Spiders don't have bullets.
 
THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME IF VITALY WERE APHIDS!
 
@KitFox Aphids are the bitches of the insect world. Always getting milked by ants.
 
12:48 PM
WE HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY
 
Well, the challenge's been set.
 
JUST STAY AWAY FROM MY VEGETABLE GARDEN
 
Gotta get to work. CU all later.
 
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This chat is degrading into the shouting room.
 
12:48 PM
Sorry. I got excited.
 
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NOU is the new no.
 
I THINK U MEAN UPGRADING
 
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Why is Jin vegetating in this room?
 
Happy May Day, by the way.
It is Workers' Memorial Day.
 
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Wow Jimmy just told me that 80 countries celebrate this day.
 
12:54 PM
herly crerrp, it's May 1st! that snuck up on me
 
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Jimmy knows everything, it's true.
 
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Vesak Day is this Saturday. Maybe I will attain some degree of enlightenment then.
 
maybe we all will
 
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I am still finding the way to be liberated from my suffering.
 
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Oh we call today Labour Day here.
 
12:56 PM
That makes sense.
Our Labor Day is in September, but today is also an important day for labor unions.
 
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Jimmy also says some call it International Workers' Day.
 
That is true.
Um, style people, if I have a div, and I want to make sure it doesn't try to cozy up next to the div above it, how do I tell it to stay on its own line?
 
clear:left might work
or clear:right on the div above
 
Um, let me see.
Oh! I didn't notice I had a float in there.
 
ah, yeah. I figured you did
 
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1:08 PM
I thought floats exist only in the pool.
 
not just the pool, but also on a parade route
 
1:30 PM
OK, so how do I get the interior elements to make the wrapping div's height change?
 
don't set the height of the container and it will fit around the stuff inside it
 
I must be doing something wrong.
Will margins or padding affect that?
 
should do
I think
@KitFox yes they do
 
OK, so if it's all the extra padding, I will need to add that into the parent element?
 
how do you mean - add it to the parent element?
 
1:39 PM
The wrapping div will need padding too?
Sorry, I don't know css-speak.
 
padding goes on the inside of an element. if you put padding on the container div then it will squash your internal elements together
but it also makes the element bigger
hmmm
 
scratches head
 
so the border will expand
 
Let me make a fiddle.
 
yeah, that doesn't make sense
 
1:42 PM
What should I use for dropdowns?
That's a...select element?
 
I took out the drop down, and the blue bar doesn't fill the background behind the links. But if I put the dropdown back in, it's fine.
 
floats don't work like that
 
@MattЭллен Oh.
 
I dont' know the explanation, but if you want to contain stuff like that, the container can't be a float
 
1:48 PM
I guess that makes sense, since floats um, float.
 
is that what you're after?
 
No, I want the links to group together.
Would it work if I wrapped the floats in a div?
 
oh! I see what you want
@KitFox use display:inline-block
 
Oh! That's got it!
Thanks.
 
the container can float, but the things inside it can't.
no problem :)
 
1:54 PM
Oh wait. Is there a way I can let the dropdowns squeeze in there on the right when they are visible?
I would need to float it to do that, right?
 
can you make it display:inline-block too?
 
Maybe. Let me see.
Perfect!
 
I have learned a ton of CSS from you this year.
 
you're welcome :) It feels good to help
 
1:58 PM
I'm glad. It sure does make my life easier.
Right now I am debating whether I should go get homefries.
 
Happy May Day, all you International Workers of the World.
 
Thank you.
Are you a union man, @Robusto?
Or just a commie pinko socialist?
 
@KitFox Not since I was in Local 10208 of the American Federation of Musicians.
 
;-P
That must have been, what, ten years ago?
 
It was a while ago.
 
2:04 PM
Oh, hey, I thought of something that you might find amusing.
It is a story about why you should hire professionals to do graphic design and marketing.
 
Is Goldilocks in it?
 
I am not
 
No, but I could put her in it if you like.
There was a local legislative candidate here, the incumbent as a matter of fact, who sent out postcards about a week before the election.
On the front was a purple-toned photo of a person's hand grasping a lever-style switch on an electrical panel. The switch was in the OFF position, but I am not sure if this was obvious to anyone who doesn't do that kind of work. The caption was "Candidate Goldilocks flipped the switch on the Circuit Breaker Program."
 
By "Candidate X" do you mean "Candidate Goldilocks"?
 
Yes.
 
2:08 PM
OK, then I find that to be a good story.
 
what was the circuit breaker programme?
 
We were actively supporting the opposing candidate's campaign. I read the contents of the card three times, trying to figure out who had sent it because I hadn't seen it yet, before I realized that it was pro-Candidate Goldilocks.
 
But the real point that I make is not that you should hire pros to do graphic design and marketing. That's self-evident. I'm saying you need to hire professionals to do the front-end coding, period. All HTML/CSS/Javascript.
 
It was trying to hype the fact that he had helped so many constituents by getting the Circuit Breaker Program started.
 
oh :D lol
 
2:11 PM
Goldilocks lost.
It was so ominous! My husband and I quote it to each other and laugh sometimes.
"Candidate Goldilocks flipped the switch on the Fuzzy Bunnies for Everybody Program."
@Robusto Yay! Great!
"Candidate Goldilocks doesn't want you to eat chicken!"
"Well, he wants you to have cake and pie. Didn't you read the card?"
 
A branding gaffe committed by the company I worked for before my current job: They're a financial services company that do a product called a wrap, I guess it wraps other products together, I can't remember exactly. Unfortunately if you googled the company name then a company with the same name selling cling film (saran wrap I think you guys call it) came up first.
alas they seem to have fixed this issue
I suppose they've had 2 years
 
Hahaha.
I have done work for a company that has a Freshies brand, which my friend and I agree is an awful name, since "freshies" was slang for the new girl you were going to pick up and bang for the weekend, and also referred to a fresh beer or cigarette.
Not really something I associate with healthy food.
 
lol. In the UK it would be confused with freshers - 1st year uni students
again, not associated with healthy food
 
Yes, usually "freshies" were "freshers" because they were so naive.
Easy pickings.
 
indeed
 
2:22 PM
Not that I am saying I would be so unscrupulous.
 
oh, no, of course not!
I'd never try to seduce beautiful, naive, girls
it's just not cricket
 
Cricket?
 
exactly
 
@MattЭллен Well, but the beautiful smart girls are too hard to seduce. If you don't go with naive, that doesn't leave you with much.
 
35 minutes until I can have a meatball sub.
Oh, right. I brought lunch.
sighs and peels open string cheese
 
2:29 PM
oh well. you can not bring lunch tomorrow!
 
I could, but I will.
 
TIL
 
for some reason, no one on phrase finder has asked about "not cricket"
oh here we are on the free dictionary.
 
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Q: Is the sentence "The world is getting smaller and international connections tighter." grammatically correct?

AlexDIs following sentence grammatically correct? The world is getting smaller and international connections tighter. What kind of construct is this? Parallel structure?

 
2:33 PM
@Robusto but perhaps just enough.
 
I answered a question about this before.
 
@Robusto you've only got over 9000 answers to trawl through, should found in a jiffy!
 
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Q: Using verbs with multiple meanings

UrbycozIs it grammatically incorrect to use a verb with multiple-meanings so that the meanings are used at once? I'm thinking of a line from the classic Flanders Swann song Madiera M'Dear: ...he hastened to put out the cat, the wine, his cigar and the lamps. Is there a name for this kind of struc...

 
It's not really that though, is it?
It's some kind of ellipsis, isn't it?
 
I think it most definitely is that.
 
2:36 PM
But the verbs don't have multiple meanings.
How frustrating. I understand what he is asking, but I don't know the answer.
 
He means multiple complements. Or objects.
 
Surely not?
The world is getting smaller and international connections [are getting] tighter.
 
Ah, well, when all you have is a zeugma, everything looks like a yoke.
 
Haha.
I don't understand zeugma. Is that what that is?
 
zeugma: "He took his coat and his leave"
I don't think this is the same
it's allowing is to be used in place of are
 
2:41 PM
Hmm, maybe not. But it's the same principle. One verb governing two objects. But perhaps his question is simpler and less interesting. Oh, well.
 
it's a confusion of number agreement
 
Jez
i put my cv public on some jobs sites and I'm getting a call from a recruiter every 5 minutes... literally :-O
 
Oh. No, I think JLG has got it.
@Robusto, I don't see it. I think the OP is asking is it grammatical to leave out the "are getting" after the word connections. And what you call that. Alex, correct? — JLG 1 min ago
 
Jez
this is bad, i cant call them all back
 
It's nice to be wanted though, eh?
 
Jez
2:41 PM
yeah
shame it isn't the same with online dating really
 
@Robusto I don't think if I answer "it's fine, don't worry about it" it would be appreciated.
 
@MattЭллен I would appreciate it.
 
2:57 PM
@Jez you could work FOR an online dating company
 
as an escort!
 
or as a chat operator
although perhaps the sites that use chat operators probably only want the operators talking to male clients.
 

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