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2:08 AM
@cegaton thanks for the edit. I was just getting back to that page when the "there has been a edit to this post" message appeared.
 
@david hi how u been
 
2:26 AM
@Scalia busy! but pretty good. How about you?
 
@David lol im good, staying busy too
 
I see you let your real name out here, twice. I still remember the "stalking" days :)
 
my real name was let out a while ago i think
 
I bet X added it to his file.
 
i had it as my profile on bse ofr a while
 
2:27 AM
@Scalia not that I remember. but maybe.
@Scalia what? no.
 
lols
 
I can check this.
 
yeh
do it
 
14 times!
you got a lot of names
 
i think the "stalking" paranoia was mostly x and cow anyway
lol bet x has more
i mostly cylced between three anyway
 
2:29 AM
nope never.
 
D:
bro i swear on harambe
 
I can post a pic of your user names if you want to see.
 
VRM
oh hi
 
@Scalia yes or no on the picture?
 
2:30 AM
@VRM oh hai uwu
 
@VRM!!! the whole gang is here/
 
VRM
wazzap
 
PS I got a secret about BSE.
 
@David if you cant understand the prequel memes without subtitles who even are you
@David oh
tea sister
 
@Scalia "I don't internet"
 
2:31 AM
@David boi thats a clear lie from satan himself
plus youve seen the movie either way
and i expect you
 
@Scalia nope
 
to have 100% recall, pls adn thanx
 
@Scalia and nope
 
@David D:
thats the big sad
 
@Xthefluffy27unicorn you really here, or just your picture?
your new name still makes me smile.
 
2:34 AM
hes here in spirit
@David post the pic
of the name
 
@Scalia ok
all your display names on BSE. ever.
 
VRM
I remember the Radish of the Opera days lol
 
indeed.
 
@David its right there
at the top
my guy
you coward
you absolute buffoon
you think you can challenge me
in my own realm?
 
yah. NOT your first name!
@Scalia yah.
 
2:38 AM
who even needs a first name
 
lol. who needs a last name?
 
I remember Radish's zombies.... that was a fun game that we never finished
 
all the people that dont have first names clearly
@Xthefluffy27unicorn we kindsa finished it
but then AYOU made it too complicated
 
VRM
lmao
 
and it all went downhill
 
2:39 AM
@Scalia but if you don't have a first name, and your use your "last name" would that not make it a first name?
 
LOL, hey just because I got way too ambitious and added a rocket jeep that caused more problems than it was worth doesn't mean I made it too complicated!
 
but its also your last name cus theres none after it
 
ok if you guys can keep a secret I'll tell you.
 
@Xthefluffy27unicorn bruh i had 2 gb of ram
you just slaughtered me for no reason
 
OUCH
two gb of ram?
 
2:40 AM
i mean still higher than i can count
but not by much
 
BSE is probably going to have another election for Mods.
 
VRM
It would just be your surname, as opposed to your given name, which you wouldn't have. I'm not sure you could specify first or last if you had only one name
 
@David elect gandalf
and iklsr
 
@David Ohhhhh! Pick me! Pick me! I could win and finally ban iKlsR!
 
VRM
smh
 
2:40 AM
@Xthefluffy27unicorn pls
dont elect him
 
@Scalia its not like that. The three of use are in for life. YOU CAN NOT GET RID OF US.
 
I haven't been active on the site for ages, an added plus!
 
@David people die
all the time
 
NOPE.
 
ALL THE TIME, DAVID
 
2:41 AM
@Scalia remember we are elected "for life"
so the death part make no difference.
 
generally your life ends when you die.
3
 
@David doesnt mean i cant get rid of you
 
so once we die we are not mods any longer.
 
@Xthefluffy27unicorn mostly
 
(in most cases, I won't judge if you're one of the exceptions)
 
2:42 AM
@David only if i LET you die
what if you died, but then you were just there still
and you start to fall over forward
 
@Scalia hmm. this has some how transformed into some old school renderfarm madness. I like it :)
@Scalia so I am still a mod?
 
and for a brief moment you can see the back of your eyes, then the back of your head
and then plop
all you can see is your computer monitor
 
@Scalia [reporter]:*What is the secret to your longevity?* [David]: Radish never gave me permission to die! [reporter] uhhh, do you mean you eat a lot of Radishes? [david]: no - a talking radish said I could never die unless he LET me.
 
@Xthefluffy27unicorn i want him to have time to suffer
 
@Scalia yourself be like "wow that guy was ugly glad to be leaving him."
 
2:44 AM
But is he still a mod while suffering?
 
@David bruh
none of any of that was gucci
i was getting into a vibe there and you killed it
 
We could make a rap song!
 
so normal...
@Xthefluffy27unicorn "and David killed it"
 
suck an egg
 
that's got to be a line in it
later all.
has been fun
 
2:45 AM
that the last line
ok but work with me here
 
@VRM Do you think you could make some obnoxious, repetitive "beats" which sound like someone slamming a sledge hammer on a metal plate right next to your ear several times a second?
for our rap song.
 
you just permemnantly see the same view forever
and you can only see a spippet of the life of the person who moves into your apprtment after you, because they put a bookshelf in ur eyes
 
@Scalia what if you die in front of a TV? you can't change your view, but it keeps playing automatically...
 
after like 50 years tvs go out of style
and tehn you stare at a wall of post modern art
 
TVs already are out of style, really - most people just have their faces glued to their phones now.
 
2:47 AM
with angles leaping off the frame. eventually the building is demolished
bro
 
Aside from movies, it seems only old people really watch TV
 
i dropped my phone in the tub last week
@Xthefluffy27unicorn my bois and i watch youtube on a tv
 
Wait, you do???
 
yeh
like GMM
 
Could you go to my channel and see what the channel art looks like?
It supposedly should be the full image
and not just a thin banner
 
2:48 AM
? respect my vibe man
 
but I've never been able to test it for sure
 
dont be a david
 
Hey now, I spent a long time on it!
 
yeh ill check tomorrow
 
2:49 AM
the chat timer is so annoying
 
should look like that
 
cute
anyway you see what im saying
 
I can see it since it is right there on the screen.
 
but what if, when you die you dont stay stationary to the earth, but to the universe
 
Not sure I get any of it XD
 
2:51 AM
no its simple, you absolute raw unsalted almond
 
Ahh. You mean for a brief moment you see earth just float away into space, and then eventually see the entire galaxy move on.
And then you are stuck there, to gaze the void of space.
Until another galaxy floats into view.
 
you die, but then you can just see out of the same "camera" you were loooking out of when you died, but teh world keeps going on around you
@Xthefluffy27unicorn yessss
 
So is your camera parented to the earth, the sun, the galactic center, or is it just stationary in the universe?
 
or maybe its relative to somthing nominal
@Xthefluffy27unicorn see thats the question
i think naturally it should be the earth, but like... the nearest person sounds like a fun one too
especially if you were on a floor above them when they died and you had like a birds eye view of everything they saw
 
well logically speaking for any of those to be true, your "camera" would have to be a metaphysical entity not connected to our physical reality whatsoever.
 
2:54 AM
@Xthefluffy27unicorn not "connected" but like a different layer, not a whole new scene
cus you can still see in the physical,. which impleies sensitivity to photons at least
 
So more of a parallel universe thing, occupying the same physical space as our universe, just on a different collision layer. And with visibility turned off.
 
yes
and imobile aside from constraints to the other layers
 
And of course all lighting is set to this layer only.
Philosophy with Blender
 
exceot in the case of ghost encounters
 
rouge objects from the wrong layer mysteriously showing up in the renders?
 
2:57 AM
where collision or visibility become enabled by some twisted elder being behind the control of the properties panel
an eldritch being in a universe so foreign to ours we cannot comprehend its machinations.
where universes are saved before him, like blends and blend1s
but through a wicked twisting he (it?) is fascinated with ours, and toys with colision layers as if there were no consequences
who knows, maybe some day the being will tire of our small blend, and either abandon or delete it. either way its a whim for it, there is no sort of even vaguely human trace of sentimentality or human emotion in this vast entity
 
And adds keyframes and alters physics settings on objects and particles to alter otherwise normal physics simulations.
 
behold
the eldritch horror. Murphy.
 
The entire fabric of our universe is just one giant cloth simulation.
Our concept of time is contingent on the default 24fps, slowly ticking to the end of the timeline.
 
the universe as explained by intoxicated nerds circa 2019
 
At which point our entire universe will reset to the beginning, and play all over again.
 
3:04 AM
@Xthefluffy27unicorn if the laws are altered enough, we could experience a framerate drop
 
And eventually the computer running the sim will crash - leading to the heat death of the universe.
Or more likely, windows wants to update now.
 
and the death of many universes like it
but this ancient soul, vastly seperate from even our own plane of existance, endures
 
Who would have thought.... Windows Update will be responsible for the death of trillions.
 
is it windows 10?
 
(we don't know how many universes are running in parallel on different layers)
 
3:05 AM
because then we have to explain previous OS versions
 
Ehh... probably.
 
the creation of pc
 
Blender has always existed. It pre-dates the computer, humans, and time itself.
 
for eons of time seperate from our time, the many universes only operated in 2 dimensions
but blender was there
 
So flat... so boring.
 
3:07 AM
before murphy thought itself into being
 
wait, who is murphy?
 
blendeer was tehre
 
I thought it was Ton?
 
4 mins ago, by Scalia
the eldritch horror. Murphy.
the one in the law
 
3:07 AM
ton is just a legend
 
Is Murphy the uncle of cthulhu?
 
nothing predates blender therefor nothing could create it, you heatnhen
@Xthefluffy27unicorn cthulu is one of this guys skin cells
ther eis no comparion in sheer, enourmous, foreigness
 
Now wait a minute. This just got interesting. If Blender pre dates the universe, then inside the simulations humans created Blender In Blender.
 
@Xthefluffy27unicorn somehow the subconcious knowledge leaked magically between simulator and simulation
 
We are all puppets of Blender.
 
3:10 AM
except for teh paid-program cultists
 
Oh man. The universe itself is pay to win.
How could I have been so naive?
 
you cannot blame your own carnally functioning brain for its lack of understanding
this sort of knowledge requires deep contact with the soul
@David what did you think of my organizer
 

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