The Renderfarm

[YTPMV] - Michael Rosen Whines Canon (Canon In D)

2:45 AM

Micheal Rosen is one of, if not the best meme out there -

3:02 AM

Hiya'

@X-27 I don't think we've met. I'm FreezePhoenix.

@FreezePhoenix As my name sugjests, I'm X-27. I rarely use Blender, but make my renders look ok by fixing them with Photoshop :)

my latest example had very little Blender to it at all, and was mainly a Photoshop project - but I llike how it turned out:

O_O you have got to walk me through that sometime.

The U-Sniper was the only thing actually rendered. (the spaceship). The ocean and sky were both roalty free pictures

3:08 AM

Oh :)

both CC0 :)

Cool

After many filters, much masking, a lot of bluring, and about 6 different revisions, I ended up with the final result

Which is way better than my old banner

@X-27 @X-27 Exactly how I picture @GiantCowFilms lol

Cows With Guns

That was the banner I was using before. It looked ok in a web browser, but would look like garbage if viewed on a TV.

3:13 AM

@X-27 that a just a little weird

(by contrast, that scene was almost completely rendered)

@batFINGER ok... that is funnier than it should be XD

cringes are you sure?

@FreezePhoenix the part about burning 12 McDonalds was good :)

Might pinch that image and use it as a "sexy-cow films presents" intro for DVD's I burn for some of my Luddite friends that don't have computers.

I couldn't make it that far.

[YTPMV] - Take On Michael Rosen (A-ha - Take On Me)

3:24 AM

Understandable. There is plenty of "music" which I can't get past the first few seconds.

This insanity will make it all batter XD

[YTPMV] - Michael Rosen Is Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Roll)

The comments are great too. I want this to be the first song that my husband and I dance to at our wedding

if aliens get 1 signal from earth, i hope thats what they see

This is the most fantastic thing I have ever encountered.

SOMEONE MADE A MICHEAL ROSEN RICK ROLL

I wish I knew about that three months ago for April Fools day :/

3:45 AM

Gosh... 88 millimeter bullet...

@batFINGER You know people who don't have computers????I'm horrified when someone refuses to use amazon. That is next level Luddite.

If have computer but never use it == no computer. Yes

no smartphone?

going to plead the 5th on amazon lol

@GiantCowFilms What do you mean by "refuses to use Amazon?"

as in, refuses to shop at amazon.com? or refuses to use any of their services?

What about services offered by companies owned by Amazon?

3:52 AM

@X-27 shop at amazon.com, or use prime video.

I don't use Amazon prime because I do not have that service.

I wouldn't have any objections to buying something off their site, if it was cheaper.

Eventually you get to the point where you buy so much stuff off their site, you use the money you save from not driving to brick and mortar stores to upgrade to prime.

But if you don't mind waiting a bit longer for the shipping, it is often cheaper to buy things on E-Bay.

don't mention Facebook or the bot-clutter will become impenetrable whoops

I don't use Facebook either XD

3:59 AM

Facebook: A platform designed to remind you that you are uglier, poorer, and less-interesting than most of your social circle.

Facebook: A platform designed to drain as much of your time as possible and collect as much data on you as possible, to maximize their profits from advertising .

@GiantCowFilms hopefully appears to be diminishing. ...desperately trying to get some netflix et-al market share now.

another case of: When a good idea, a simple platform to help you catch-up with friends bloats

4:24 AM

Night folks.