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Hello.
@TheCoffeeCup Welcome
@Mast Been here for a while now; recognize me?
(I changed my name and icon)
Hint: look at my posts and rep.
sounds like a fun game
"guess who I used to be"
@janos I think for moderators the fun ends pretty quickly :P
Monkey probably has a query for that.
20:04
I'm resisting to cheat
It's one of our Brainfuck guys, I thought I knew every one of them by name.
Thank you, @MannyMeng! :D — ionutt93 yesterday
@TheCoffeeCup Hi @mannymeng ;)
@JeroenVannevel Damn it.
Think like a Jedi
20:05
@JeroenVannevel Use the force
that's what I guessed too
@ mentions don't get updated when renaming
@JeroenVannevel I realised that later...
@Mast BF? Well, sort of.
> Manny Meng had lots of good suggestions.
Gave it away for me, but @JeroenVannevel was way faster.
@Mast Where was that?
@Mast Oh.
BTW do any of you know where the name comes from?
(Why I chose it)
@TheCoffeeCup I'd say you got coffee and had a moment of inspiration.
I forgot how silly some SO users can be: stackoverflow.com/a/33598423/1937270
@syb0rg That's definitely not helpful.
Hence earning my downvote
20:09
@Mast Hint: What is the definition of "java"?
@TheCoffeeCup Slow running crap?
It's also an island.
@Mast Well...
Java is near Indonesia right?
Java coffee refers to coffee beans produced in the Indonesian island of Java. The Indonesian phrase Kopi Jawa refers not only to the origin of the coffee, but is used to distinguish a style of strong, black, and very sweet coffee. In some countries "Java" can refer to coffee in general. == HistoryEdit == The Dutch began cultivation of coffee trees on Java (part of the Dutch East Indies) in the 17th century; Java has exported coffee globally since. Agricultural systems in Java have changed considerably over time. A rust plague in the late 1880s killed off much of the plantation stocks in t...
Didn't they produce opium there?
@Phrancis Yup, Java used to be our backyard.
Long, long ago.
20:10
Random subject... aaaaaaand the Dutch are involved, again
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At least we aren't conquered by the Belgians today.
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I totally see @JeroenVannevel as an evil mastermind that will write the software for Belgian terminator robots
WHO TOLD YOU THAT
Euh. I mean
No...
Only, by accident, the Belgian terminator robots kill each other, because well, it's still Belgium ;)
And meanwhile there is still no new parliament
They'd shoot fries and mayo.
20:13
@Mast I would support such a robot
Saying 'mayo' gets you shot with real bullets though
What you want to call it, fritessauce?
It's like you want me to hate you
'mayonnaise' will suffice
^^
lol
I just saw Leia shooting against a wall and a stormtrooper 5ft away from it, die
It's like they didn't even try in episode IV
@JeroenVannevel When did "Star Wars" suddenly pop up?
20:22
JJB's theory came up a week ago which made me rewatch SW
@JeroenVannevel Oh.
@JeroenVannevel Well, it was made in 1977...
@Phrancis which is exactly why I've only watched a handful of movies made before 1995
@JeroenVannevel There's a topic about the accuracy of Storm Troopers on Science Fiction & Fantasy
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Q: Are all Stormtroopers as poor soldiers as the ones in the movies?

RyanIn the Star Wars films we consistently witness just how poor soldiers stormtroopers are. They show very sub-par marksmanship, crappy house searching tactics, and are easily fooled and defeated by Ewoks and Rebels. That being said, I remember reading a character guide that defined Stormtroopers ...

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Q: How to convert a 12 hour time string to 24 hour time string?

Anubhav SainiInput - Standard input - HH:MM:SS[AM|PM] format. Examples: 12:00:00AM 12:00:00PM 01:00:10AM 01:00:10PM Program reads one line per instance. Output - military format (24 hour format) 00:00:00 12:00:00 01:00:10 13:00:10 Respectively. using System; class Solution { static void Main(String[] ...

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@JeroenVannevel AFAIR it still was a good movie, despite special effects not being impressive by today's standards
Sure they were good but there's a lot of nostalgia to it as well. The older you are, the more nostalgic probably.
Considering I was only born 7 years before the prequels came out and 9 after Episode III, I don't have a lot of nostalgia connected to it
[syb0rg/Khronos] syb0rg pushed commit 7b5f20cf to master: Cleaning up CMake
[syb0rg/Khronos] syb0rg pushed commit 0b334c92 to master: Merge branch 'master' of github.com/syb0rg/Khronos
@JeroenVannevel Wargames?
mm nope. I forgot which ones, but I know I actively try to avoid pre-1995 so really just a few
20:34
there are many old movies I cannot watch anymore. at all. but SW I still can, easily
[syb0rg/Khronos] syb0rg pushed commit e4970863 to master: Removed redundent ExternalProject
I love the R2D2-C3PO relationship
It's much more exacerbated in the original movies
@happytime Hi there
20:37
@Duga Why is the repo status for Khronos hooked up to this room?
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Q: Getting Error in the program of displaying date and time

Mohammad Abdullah#include<iostream> #include<ctime> #include<crtdefs.h> using namespace std; int main() { time_t now = time(0); >char* dt= ctime(&now); cout<<"The local date and time is="<<dt<<endl; tm *gmtm = gmtime(&now); dt= asctime(gmtm); cout<<"The UTC date and time is="<<dt<<endl; } ...

@EthanBierlein syb0rg was a regular here before you knew about this site.
Ah
Just wondering
For those interested in old movies, Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) is also a classic.
My favorite movies are coincidentally pre-1995, actually
The Naked Gun
That is exactly my type of humour and they just crack out joke after joke, I adore it
in the same style: Airplane!
but my hero has too little airtime there, so I prefer TNG
20:43
Hmm. I'm going to write an ebook.
@JeroenVannevel I haven't seen that one yet, perhaps I should.
TTGTB
@Mast Bed at 9:45? I thought sleep was for the weak?
@Mast Let me give you a preview
That boy's face. Gets me every time
These I love as well:
Notice my hero in action in the thumbnail
@JeroenVannevel that girl just rekt that white boi
is it just me or are Duga's repository notifications a little noisy in here??
20:57
@Vogel612 I left a message for @Simon to take a look at it
it's probably the webhook config...
It's not on Simon's side
It depends on what your settings are in the github repo
We don't mention individual commits
Woah, there's a setting for that?
@syb0rg Please remove that webhook immedieately! This room should not be used as a direkt webhook for Github repositories!
brb, gonna watch Mr. Robot.
21:08
Super-ping + Github issue, I hope this will get his attention: github.com/syb0rg/Khronos/issues/2
If it doesn't, then we have a problem.
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Q: BaseX datastore update operation performance improvements

RSN_AnonI am implementing social networking functions for benchmarking different datastore. I am having trouble with BaseX datastore which is new, still evolving with updates. When I read/retrieve from Basex (e.g. for ViewTopK resources) the throughput is ~15,000 operations/sec. But when I write or updat...

@EthanBierlein Because @syb0rg has setup this room to be a webhook endpoint, without our permission.
Who the hell now decided at university that having a compulsory diagnostic test at 18.30-19.15 on Thursday and notifying about it one week in advance is a good idea :|
@SimonForsberg Well... It's still processed through @Duga, isn't it? So with some hotfixing it's fixed ;)
@SimonForsberg What do you mean "wtihout our permission"?
Do these messages always come in bursts of two or what is this??
@EthanBierlein this is the main chatroom. it's just noise to post everything that happens on a repo into here
21:15
that ^^
@Vogel612 No. Depends on how many commits were pushed, and the SE chat cooldown timer.
@skiwi Yes, but I'd prefer to not have to do that fix, as I have to have access to my server, which I don't plan on having tomorrow evening as I plan on staying over in Gothenburg. I'd prefer to not have to take a one and a half hour trip in one direction to fix a bug because of @syb0rg not changing/removing a webhook.
@SimonForsberg I think that's a fair thing to want ;)
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Q: Find a substring with minimum distance

thedreamerProblem statement for finding given substring :Given a random string S and another string T with unique elements, find the minimum consecutive sub-string of S such that it contains all the elements in T. example: S='adobecodebanc' T='abc' answer='banc' I have written below code for the above f...

wat. I have a lecture tomorrow, but nowhere is listed where it is
in my book, that means there is none
21:21
@SimonForsberg I am so sorry!
lol it worked :D
hiya there @syb0rg ... did you clean up?
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Forgot about that hook
Came back here from a notification to find a mess
@Vogel612 Should be all clean now, sorry for the spam @all
@JeroenVannevel Unfortunately that's not good for the grade
yeah but yolo #swag
actually swag is definitely something different.
at least here
21:23
@SimonForsberg Fixed now, sorry about that
@syb0rg no biggie!
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Q: EmberJS filtering

Kit SundeI had a collection that I'm filtering in an EmberJS component. It's filtering by country, fulfilled, and mood. Each filter also has an all value which disables that filter. export default Ember.Component.extend({ markersByMood: function(){ if(this.get('selectedMood') === 'all'){ retu...

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A: Convert roman to arabic

ErikRSince the Roman numerals are fixed and known in advance, it would be more efficient to write: translateRomanDigit :: Char -> Int translateRomanDigit 'I' = 1 translateRomanDigit 'V' = 5 ... translateFromRoman = map translateRomanDigit The compiler can implement translateRomanDigit as a jump ta...

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Q: Powershell - zip the contents of subfolders, conditionally

CharonI've written a script in powershell for zipping files into new folders. This script performs the following steps: Check whether each subfolder contains non-zip files which are older than 31 days If so, create a new folder within, labelled with the date Move the old files to the newly-created f...

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Q: All arithmetic operator functions (+, -, *, /, %) coded only using bitwise operators in C

vxs8122Here's all the functions in C that does all the arithmetic operators without using arithmetic operators themselves, mostly using bitwise operators. Recursive functions and comparison operators are also allowed. int add ( int augend, int addend ) { return addend ? add ( augend ^ addend, ( au...

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Q: A cache that fetches values on miss and re-uses in-flight requests

mleroyI am building a "smart cache" having these particularities: On cache miss, fetch the value. Consumer does not need to know if value was cached or had to be fetched. If a value is being fetched, and another consumer requests the same value, re-use the same fetching request. So far, I am satisf...

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Q: Brute Force Cipher Decryption on Python

Ghest101def rotated(n: int): '''Returns a rotated letter if parameter is greater than 26''' ALPHABET = 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz' if n >= 26: n %= 26 return ALPHABET[n:26] + ALPHABET[:n] assert rotated(0) == 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz' assert rotated(26) == 'abcdefghijklmnopqrs...

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Q: Which pattern should I use here instead of multiple if statements?

Chris MBelow I have simplified the logic from a module I am currently writing. I am looking to reduce the number of if statements in my functions to hopefully just one and avoid using a case statement. How can I write this code to be cleaner? $("p.text").each(function() { if ($(this).hasClass("re...

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Q: Pig Latin Translator - Improvement and alternate methods

user2152304For starters, I'm a student taking AP Computer Science this year, loving it so far. Lots of fun, especially problems like this. I think I'm going to make it a regular practice to post some of my exercises and projects here for people to review, so I can get some feedback from programmers other th...

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Q: Algorithm for motion detection using ultrasonic sensor on Arduino

LinusI am using a ultrasonic sensor to detect motion by looking at the variance of the sensor readings, however my algorithm is very prone to give false positives thus errenously rising a motion event. Algorithm Background What I do is send a ping 20 times a second and wait for a pulse to come back ...

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Q: Another PHP login handler

user1103I wrote this class to handle login sessions for a framework I'm writing for educational purposes. Feedback would be greatly appreciated! session.php: define("SESS_NAME","PHPSESSNAME"); define("COOK_TIMEOUT",1500); define("COOK_DOMAIN","localhost"); define("COOK_PATH","/"); define("COOK_SECURE"...

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