I keep opening questions with interesting titles, only to find that they were just bumped to the homepage by this dork named Community even though someone already answered them going by the name ‘Squeamish Ossifrage’, or e-sushi edited something invisible in a thoroughly answered question from six years ago.
Guess this means it's time to go find a bone-crunching snack.
@SEJPM Will do, for sure, even if there might be more than one JP over there. You'll spot me, I've got a few nice stickers on my laptop, including a nice Crypto.SE one.