The h Bar

FenderLesPaul

02:00

Fuck classes start tomorrow

lame

0celo7

Anyone have thoughts on this

FenderLesPaul

le ew

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 ::shrugs::

...what backlash?

0celo7

Poor choice of words, ignore.

ACuriousMind

k

0celo7

02:11

> Well luckily my question is about if it can be done, not if it's useful.

savage

ACuriousMind

I'm not even sure what they want to do

Like...yeah, you can put as many dots on your p as you like. What's it gonna do for you?

0celo7

@ACuriousMind oh god, the dreaded FLP silence

ACuriousMind

Huh?

0celo7

it's been 6 minutes!!!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhh

Now's the time for the

ACuriousMind

I think he's mourning Finkelstein

0celo7

02:14

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

@ACuriousMind not that

ACuriousMind

Oh, you mean the girl hasn't texted back for 6 min?

Or did you not text back?

0celo7

2 hours ago, by FenderLesPaul

because if you don't get a response back 5 minutes after she's seen it

@ACuriousMind I texted back my reaction to the song D:

worst decision

why did you tell me to be honest you evil man

ACuriousMind

Honesty is the best choice, I believe

0celo7

you're the fucking snake in Paradise!!!!

I'm Eve!!

ACuriousMind

And @FenderLesPaul is Adam?

0celo7

02:15

(I think I'm on a sugar high btw, holy crap)

ACuriousMind

What's the fruit?

FenderLesPaul

@ACuriousMind I'm down

0celo7

if you didn't see that, sorry

if you didn't get that, sorry

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 I saw your nuts

0celo7

@ACuriousMind literally the worst decision

why did you make me do that

ACuriousMind

02:19

@0celo7 Why would you want to lie to her about that?

0celo7

@ACuriousMind because having a tall house of cards is better than a shitty mud hut

something like that

ACuriousMind

I'm not following

0celo7

@ACuriousMind I'm not either, I dunno what's happening

dammit texting should violate locality

no reason to be waiting this long for them

ACuriousMind

If you continue like this, the two students waiting for the grad school acceptances won't be the most nervous people in here anymore :P

(But it is perfectly understandable :) )

0celo7

tbh it's been a while, if you know what I mean. but my last breakup was bad...

FenderLesPaul

02:30

@0celo7 yeah sorry about that

I did what I had to do

ACuriousMind

lol

0celo7

@FenderLesPaul oh, I mean the one before last

my last breakup was dumping some loser physics nerd

he couldn't even get into Wald's group LOL

FenderLesPaul

too soon man

too soon

:(

0celo7

fuck sorry

that was a bit much D:

FenderLesPaul

I need my comfort food now

ACuriousMind

02:33

insomnia cookies?

0celo7

what would that be

wtf are those anyway

people are always talking about them

FenderLesPaul

fucking love those

0celo7

@ACuriousMind 10 minutes!! wtf is this

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Have you tried googling it?

0celo7

@ACuriousMind you know the answer to that :P

ACuriousMind

02:34

@0celo7 Maybe...she hasn#t looked at her phone?

0celo7

@ACuriousMind no it took her 10 minutes

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 You did, but inexplicably chose crap search words so you got nothing?

0celo7

but the message delivers no content

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Well...I don't find that unusual

0celo7

@ACuriousMind I'm currently procrastinating so mine are pretty quick :P

ACuriousMind

02:36

@0celo7 Well, maybe she's not. Maybe she's doing some hard analysis right now

0celo7

@ACuriousMind here's the worst thing: she's not even a STEM major

@FenderLesPaul let's do some GR

ACuriousMind

That's not a character flaw

0celo7

@ACuriousMind you're not a character flaw

wot

mine host is going insane

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 What does that even mean?

0celo7

I seriously think I was given crack or something

ACuriousMind

02:38

You might also just experience something called "infatuation" :P

0celo7

@ACuriousMind I had a coke with my dinner and it probably wasn't zero D:

FenderLesPaul

@0celo7 I'm doing GR right now :D

0celo7

@FenderLesPaul have you read HE 100%?

FenderLesPaul

I don't think I've even read 40%

ACuriousMind

Plot twist: GR is someone's initials

0celo7

02:38

jesus man

FenderLesPaul

Gerard Rusty

0celo7

hmm, get some of that Rusty lovin'

FenderLesPaul

do you like math more than physics?

@0celo7

0celo7

I honestly don't know

FenderLesPaul

intruiging

0celo7

02:40

I'm going to be doing "pure" physics in my current job

(as in, not math)

experimental

pure fucking science

FenderLesPaul

damn you even get to apply the scientific method

I miss that thing

0celo7

yeah

@ACuriousMind hmm, what if I turn it around and start waiting 10 minutes

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Don't play games

FenderLesPaul

Dude that's literally what texting is all about

I've done that with every girl I've liked

and it never turns out well

0celo7

says the guy who plays AOE, etc. every day

I'll stop games when you do

FenderLesPaul

02:42

If she replies an hour later

I reply like 3 hours later

and then plans get canceled

and we hate each other

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 You know what I meant

FenderLesPaul

don't play games kids

0celo7

they make you shoot people

ok, 10 minutes are over

time to craft my response

FenderLesPaul

"Sorry for keeping you waiting I was busy talking to people on a physics chat site"

0celo7

joke's on you I'm also holding a skype convo

ACuriousMind

02:44

Hmmm...what if I send her a link to this chat?

0celo7

you do not know who she is...

ACuriousMind

You know I'm better at Google than you

FenderLesPaul

plot twist it's @ACuriousMind

0celo7

...ACM

I didn't know you were so pretty

you looked nice in that ...whatever that thing was... you were wearing this morning :3

like a coat thing

but not a coat

uhhhhhh

why did I do that

to delete or not to delete?

@ACuriousMind I'd be pretty fucking impressed if you could do that.

wow who removed those stars

2

pussy

@ACuriousMind my trick worked

4 minutes this time ;)

oh just star the whole thing already

ACuriousMind

Don't say FLP and I didn't warn you later

0celo7

02:51

or do I have to profess my love for his quantumness out loud

FenderLesPaul

I love your quantum

2

3507

lol

Bernard Meurer

I go to have dinner

0celo7

your thing is about as big as a quantum, @FenderLesPaul

Bernard Meurer

I come back and @0celo7 is saying @ACuriousMind is pretty

0celo7

02:52

sorry, had to tell you

Bernard Meurer

what the hell happened

0celo7

life happened

the h Bar is a crazy place

ACuriousMind

@BernardMeurer Are you saying I'm not pretty?!?!?!

Bernard Meurer

@ACuriousMind I haven't seen you, so I won't stand judgment

0celo7

yeah ahole I will defend this lady's dignity

fite me irl 1v1

the star wall is full of shitposting

ACuriousMind

02:55

It looks pretty disturbing

Also, is "ahole" a word?

0celo7

...

FenderLesPaul

it is in murrica

0celo7

yes?

3507

didn't you say you had homework to do?

0celo7

@ACuriousMind pronounced "A"-hole

as in you say the letter

ACuriousMind

02:56

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

0celo7

@3507 I finished physics a long time ago

ACuriousMind

I was thinking it might be an archaic word to go with "this lady's dignity"

FenderLesPaul

Jesus wtf

3507

you're weird.

FenderLesPaul

somehow my 12 year old cousin got my number and wants help on her science HW

0celo7

02:57

who is

@FenderLesPaul oh god

FenderLesPaul

what does a person have to do to stay away from family :(

ACuriousMind

@3507 We embrace our weirdness, yes

0celo7

pretty sure I'm the most normal one here

FenderLesPaul

Lol in her text she said her name

and where she's from

as if that bit of information was crucial

Bernard Meurer

@FenderLesPaul It's a trap

They just want you to fix their computer

0celo7

02:58

hello

FenderLesPaul

She even texts like a millennial

Bernard Meurer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @0celo7

0celo7

@FenderLesPaul pic

@BernardMeurer what

Bernard Meurer

@0celo7 just chicken out of your crazy perverted thoughts!

ACuriousMind

@FenderLesPaul She's...your cousin. Wouldn't you know her name?

FenderLesPaul

03:00

alright I'll show you once I'm at my apartment where I have my phone's usb thing that connects to my laptop

@ACuriousMind yeah but I didn't have her number

0celo7

@ACuriousMind I have cousins I don't even know about

FenderLesPaul

so she said who it was that was texting me

0celo7

my family spans three continents dude

ACuriousMind

ahhhh

I seem to be a bit slow right now

FenderLesPaul

"What is the word that means: nature's light show-when ions radiate energy as different colors"

0celo7

03:01

@ACuriousMind find her, and I'll tell her I love you.

FenderLesPaul

what the fuck

0celo7

You think you can do it?

FenderLesPaul

she wants me to do crossword puzzles

ACuriousMind

lol

FenderLesPaul

it's a 14 letter word

0celo7

03:01

COHOMOLOGY

er

Bernard Meurer

@FenderLesPaul I LOVE CROSSWORDS

GIVE IT TO ME

0celo7

COHOMOLOGOUS

damn

3507

you're embarrassing yourself.

0celo7

don't care~~

FenderLesPaul

a 14 letter word whose 2nd letter is 'o' and third to last letter is 'h'

and means ions radiating energy as different colors

0celo7

03:03

COHOMOLOGOUSSH

@FenderLesPaul the fuck your 12 yo cousin is doing stuff with ions?

FenderLesPaul

she's in an accelerated program or something

help me answer or she'll think I'm dumb

0celo7

I don't know the answer!

oh third to last

ACuriousMind

I thought it might be like fluorescence

FenderLesPaul

dude she's like "U don't know? It's ok"

Bernard Meurer

_oh___________

0celo7

03:04

I guess COHOMOLOGOUSSH doesn't make sense then

ACuriousMind

But none of the -scences I can find have 14 letters

FenderLesPaul

she's calling me out

0celo7

> U

holy crap you need to correct that

@ACuriousMind holy shit I just waited 20 minutes for no good reason what is wrong with me

Bernard Meurer

If it's about colors one would expect 'chroma' or a derivate in the word

but it doesn't fit

Aurora borealis

but doesn't fit at all

FenderLesPaul

she thinks I'm retarded now

0celo7

03:08

damn, she figured it out

that kid is smart as a whip!

3507

@FenderLesPaul ends with h?

FenderLesPaul

doesn't say

only know h is third to last letter

Bernard Meurer

-o---------h--?

3507

the whole time I thought you said it ended with h.

ACuriousMind

@BernardMeurer o is 2nd

Bernard Meurer

03:10

Fixed it

0celo7

seriously how is this expected of a 12 yo

a bunch of university students and some additional nerds can't figure it out

FenderLesPaul

@BernardMeurer yeah

3507

this is difficult.

is it 1 word?

Bernard Meurer

I'm creating a python code for this, sec

FenderLesPaul

@3507 yeah

0celo7

03:13

@ACuriousMind The plan worked...pretty sure I'm a genius.

FenderLesPaul

ok her dad is making her go to sleep

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Baaaaad idea.

FenderLesPaul

still can't figure this out though

0celo7

@ACuriousMind why

@FenderLesPaul HAH

ACuriousMind

Are we certain those two letters are right?

FenderLesPaul

03:14

yeah I checked her crossword puzzle it's right

3507

the crossword itself could be erroneous.

FenderLesPaul

google isn't helping

I bought her 10 mins from her dad

so I can redeem my image

ACuriousMind

Ha!

It's two words

NorthernLights

2

0celo7

holy shit this man is a genius

Bernard Meurer

I SAID Aurora borealis!

AAAAAAAAAAA

ACuriousMind

03:17

...I googled "Nature's light show" :P

0celo7

what

3507

ikr

0celo7

why would you google that

FenderLesPaul

@ACuriousMind oh shit

0celo7

your google-fu is scary, ACM

ACuriousMind

03:17

@0celo7 Because it was part of the question

FenderLesPaul

you're a fucking genius

0celo7

@ACuriousMind WHAT

lol

I didn't even see that

I was thinking about ions with varying wavelengths

also cohomology

3507

@0celo7 I missed it too.

Bernard Meurer

Go defend our honor @FenderLesPaul, show that 12 year old who's the real HW boss

FenderLesPaul

Fucking yes

She's pretty excited now

@ACuriousMind you're a god to me now

ACuriousMind

03:19

@0celo7 Well, after the obvious angles of attack didn't give a fitting word, I had to get creative

0celo7

@ACuriousMind alright

you're just so smart ACM

so tell me why it was a bad idea

FenderLesPaul

wow

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 does it feel like a good idea to you?

0celo7

@ACuriousMind I'm not sure what we're talking about tbh

Bernard Meurer

Dang it my python code is ready

ACuriousMind

03:23

Let's see what it yields

Bernard Meurer

I only made it for single words since I thought it was a single one

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 Whatever you were doing when you asked what is wrong with you

0celo7

@ACuriousMind oh that, I simply forgot to respond to a text

I read it and got distracted.

FenderLesPaul

damn

answering my 12 year old cousin's random science question has given me way more joy than answering any PSE thread

2

I have found my true calling

I want to teach elementary school

@ACuriousMind can you be my assistant teacher?

ACuriousMind

@FenderLesPaul Only if I can teach them math

0celo7

03:26

no you will poison them

they do not want to know the Euler proof of the infinity of primes

FenderLesPaul

@ACuriousMind yes of course

Bernard Meurer

@ACuriousMind would be a mean teacher

0celo7

we did that in Algebra the other day and it confused everyone

ACuriousMind

@FenderLesPaul Then we have a deal

0celo7

@ACuriousMind I fucked up...

"void swelling" fucking ruined it D:

what is wrong with me

ACuriousMind

03:29

lol what

0celo7

I was reading the paper last night while talking to her and mentioned I didn't understand void swelling

ACuriousMind

What does "'void swelling' fucking ruined it" even mean?

0celo7

meaning I just explained to her what void swelling is and she's speechless

lol she asked how my meeting with my boss went

ACuriousMind

I find the word "void swelling" somehow...funny.

0celo7

damn it void swelling

ACuriousMind

03:31

It doesn't sound right, does it?

0celo7

@ACuriousMind it's apparently a big problem in crystals used to contain nuclear materials

FenderLesPaul

fucking ew

0celo7

errant radiation knocks atoms out of place, causing the swelling

Bernard Meurer

Void swelling really sounds NSFW

0celo7

"I want to swell your void"

yeah, kinda

the nerdiest pickup line for solid state physicists

FenderLesPaul

03:33

You're my UV completion

ACuriousMind

@BernardMeurer lol (if that's a play on it being literally "not safe for work", apparently)

0celo7

@ACuriousMind it's in a paper in Nature and one of the grad students knew what it was...so it's a thing

Bernard Meurer

My last girlfriend had me with
"Are you a magnetic monopole"
"Why?"
"Because all I can feel is attraction"

3

FenderLesPaul

wouldn't graviton have been better for that?

0celo7

what are some good music pickup lines

ACuriousMind

03:34

More like "Because you've not been observed to exist" :P

2

0celo7

music-related

@ACuriousMind SAVAGE

FenderLesPaul

so savage

Bernard Meurer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

0celo7

welp it's been 15 minutes

RIP that conversation

so, @ACuriousMind, what's a bad idea?

ACuriousMind

She couldn't handle the void swelling

0celo7

03:36

@ACuriousMind I knew it was too early to be discussing fetishes

ACuriousMind

never too early for that

0celo7

45 mins ago, by ACuriousMind

Don't say FLP and I didn't warn you later

???

Bernard Meurer

It's never too early to discuss void swelling

ACuriousMind

Talk to your kids about void swelling before they learn on the internet about it!

0celo7

...hello @dmckee

move along

FenderLesPaul

03:38

lol music related pickup lines would be even worse

Bernard Meurer

::hides::

0celo7

@FenderLesPaul pls honey give me music-related pickup lines

Bernard Meurer

"If I was an electron I'd tunnel through you"

FenderLesPaul

let's seee

ACuriousMind

@BernardMeurer You mean, reappear behind me without actually ever touching me?

Bernard Meurer

03:39

@ACuriousMind They don't need to know the exacts of the thing

0celo7

@ACuriousMind sounds a bit stalkerish

ACuriousMind

But they might

Bernard Meurer

Every day I feel more like I should take my real name out of this place

0celo7

ok you can do better than that

ACuriousMind

BTW using a graviton in the other line is also bad, @FenderLesPaul, she might think you're calling her fat

0celo7

03:40

@dmckee are you reading the transcript?

@ACuriousMind what line?

ACuriousMind

@0celo7 the magnetic monopole one

dmckee

No. My icon shows as active everytime I reconnect the laptop to a network because I moved from place to place.

0celo7

@ACuriousMind what (oh, I missed a message there)

Bernard Meurer

I used to have a list of these, I should recover it

0celo7

@FenderLesPaul dude music ones?

FenderLesPaul

03:43

I'm thinking it's hard :/

0celo7

@dmckee Ok...well don't read the transcript. These guys have been going a little nuts.

@FenderLesPaul should I tell your cousin you really are retarded :P

@ACuriousMind 25 minutes, killed. Dammit.

FenderLesPaul

fuck it I give up

lol

0celo7

@FenderLesPaul thanks

the one person I needed to do something...

almost as bad as @ACuriousMind making a prophesy and refusing to explain it!!!

Bernard Meurer

I need to revive my h-bar dedicated PC

after @0celo7 killed it

0celo7

screw you

@ACuriousMind omg pls

FenderLesPaul

03:54

ok

fine

I was trying to think of something not so overt but it doesn't seem possible :p

"Are you a II V I progression? Because I can't wait to improvise over you."

ACuriousMind

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

0celo7

what

FenderLesPaul

you asked for a music one

0celo7

@ACuriousMind can you explain it please

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