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12:00 AM
@ACuriousMind But don't you have to smooth a thing
Abuse.
 
...what?
 
29 secs ago, by 0celo7
@ACuriousMind But don't you have to smooth a thing
I think I had a stroke there.
 
Welcome back @ArtOfCode more flags?
 
I mean to say "but don't you have to prove that it's smooth"?
Wonder who is flagging!
 
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ Yeap.
 
12:01 AM
Oh, come on, that was a silly joke!
 
I know :/
 
@ACuriousMind Remember I once got suspended for saying I like my women with a little pain.
 
But someone complained, so I toned it down.
 
Who?
 
Confidential, that.
 
12:03 AM
The Confrontation Clause of the Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution provides that "in all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right…to be confronted with the witnesses against him." Generally, the right is to have a face-to-face confrontation with witnesses who are offering testimonial evidence against the accused in the form of cross-examination during a trial. The Fourteenth Amendment makes the right to confrontation applicable to the states and not just the federal government. The right only applies to criminal prosecutions, not civil cases or other proceedings....
Bull.
 
@ArtOfCode Yeah, it's fine, I don't blame you.
 
I have a constitutional right.
 
Only in the USA
 
@0celo7 Nopenopenopenope
 
A free society cannot work without this.
 
12:03 AM
You ain't on trial.
 
@0celo7 This isn't a "criminal prosecution"
 
And this ain't a free society.
 
@ACuriousMind Of course it is.
You're out to get me.
 
Nope.
I want to know who it was
 
12:05 AM
This is a meritocracy mixed with some benevolent dictatorship.
 
JD isn't here
 
Let it go
 
No
 
please
 
No!
 
12:06 AM
Let it go.
See now it's from a dictator :)
 
If people stood up to Stalin, I can stand up to an SE mod.
 
I'd complain about the star wall, but it was pretty bad already :P
 
I ain't a pse mod
 
I forget there are other SEs
 
12:07 AM
Damn edits :P
 
@0celo7 You need to broaden your horizon.
 
please
 
@ACuriousMind huh?
 
dnt hrt me
 
Dictators don't say plz
 
@ACuriousMind It's not like you go on other SEs
 
@0celo7 Oh, I go there. I just don't participate there.
 
@skillpatrol What? No, of course not. Who said plz? I must dictate at them immediately.
 
Thanks for saying plz
 
Who's this ArtyCoder fellow? He needs a good dictating-to.
Or she. This may be a dictatorship but I'll be damned if it's a sexist one.
 
I think Arty is ugly
Oh, sexist
I read that as "sexy"
 
Sexy dictatorship. Sounds fun.
 
12:16 AM
I'd say something about sexy dictatorships, but I don't want to get flagged again.
 
It's a sad coward who flags from the shadows
 
#ModAdvantages: can't get suspended for anything I say
 
@ACuriousMind Hmm, can I construct the bump function so it always kills $f'(0)$?
 
What's that in your profile picture, anyway @ArtOfCode?
 
A spiral, @ACuriousMind
 
12:17 AM
@ACuriousMind Good question. Prizes for the first correct answer.
 
A SPIRAL
 
...apart from the obvious ones :P
 
so it's not a spiral?
 
Ts&Cs: prizes may not actually be available. Ever.
That's how most competitions work anyway...
 
Hmmm...you generated it yourself, that much a Google image search tells me :P
 
12:20 AM
google image search?
 
I actually didn't... I've made it my own, but it was originally a cc0 image from a google image search.
 
Don't you know what a Google image search is @0celo7
 
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ I can't even find Wiki articles
 
Hey @HDE
 
@ArtOfCode Howdy.
 
12:22 AM
@ACuriousMind I have to solve a quadratic equation for physics...
@ACuriousMind Did you say that if I write $\tilde f=\phi_\eta *f$, then if $\lim_{\eta\to 0}\phi_\eta"="\delta$, then $\tilde f\to f$?
because that's what I'm finding
 
Yes, where the latter limit is w.r.t. any $L^p$ norm.
@ArtOfCode Okay, my google-fu fails me. It looks nice, though ;)
 
@ACuriousMind Yes, I'm finding $|\tilde f-f|\le K\eta$, where $\eta$ is the "width" of the support of $\phi$.
 
@ACuriousMind Mine does too, I have no idea what it is or where it's from.
 
Wait, that's not an $L^p$ norm, is it
under the assumption of $\int \phi=1$.
 
@0celo7 The $L^p$ norm of $f$ is $(\int \lvert f\rvert ^p)^{1/p}$.
 
12:31 AM
@ACuriousMind I know what an $L^p$ norm is >:[
 
@ArtOfCode Haha, very well, then it will stay a mystery
 
but I don't need an $L^p$ norm for some reason!
It's probably because $f$ is Lipschitz.
 
Well, convergence in the $L^p$ norm implies pointwise convergence almost everywhere, I think.
Bah, it's only after passing to a subsequence, but good enough.
 
@ACuriousMind Ok, here's the full derivation: Note that $$\int \phi(x-y)(f(y)-f(x))\,\mathrm{d}y=\tilde f(x)-f(x)$$
because $\phi$ is normalized to one
then take the absolute value, move it inside of the integral
then move $\phi$ outside of the absolute value because it's positive
apply the Lipschitz condition
Then you get $$|\tilde f-f|(x)\le K\int \phi(y)|y|\,\mathrm{d}y$$
Do you agree?
And that integral can be made as small as we want by making the support of $\phi$ small.
 
Looks alright
 
12:38 AM
Ok, so I can make $\tilde f$ "close" to $f$.
But how do I make $\tilde f'$ "close" to $f'$, in some sense?
I'll figure out the GR later, I want to understand the calculus first.
I need to find the derivative of $\tilde f'$ on $(-\epsilon,\epsilon)-\{0\}$.
Then by continuity of the derivative I can extend it to $0$.
Well, $$\lim_{\eta\to 0}[\phi_\eta \ast f]$$ might work.
But is that smooth
And now I have dumb limit stuff, and he said it shouldn't require Lebesgue integration
 
12:58 AM
When are you going to change your avatar @0celo7?
 
When I find something to change it to
I think he had something in mind with this that just doesn't work
 
Change it to something that represents something you enjoy
 
No matter what I do, I get nonsense or something that isn't well defined!
i.e. nonsesne!
@ACuriousMind Hmm, I haven't had my dog as my avatar yet
 
Must...not...make...lewd...joke
 
What?
@ACuriousMind Is there in general no way to use mollifiers and control the derivative of the smoothed thing?
 
1:06 AM
Well, as I said, I think the derivative of the mollified functions also converges to the derivative of the original function, if that exists.
 
But it doesn't!
I think this is far less trivial than he had in mind...
Or maybe he expects me to know functional analysis...
Haha!
JD is a master!
 
What's definitely true is that the convergence holds also in the Sobolev norms for $L^2$. Since the mollifer converges in the $L^2$ norms, that means the $L^2$ norms of the derivatives all converge separately
 
I really respect the guy
@ACuriousMind Sadly that all means nothing to me.
I'll stop by his office tomorrow
 
Smart move, guys :P
 
(removed)
"Buseman function" heh
 
no
 
@JM97 It's not really clear what you're asking there.
 
If electric field inside the pn junction oppose the diffusion current then if I apply Kirchhoff's law along the circuit I would gain some positive potential in forward bias
@ACuriousMind I have edited the question hope you understand the question now
 
1:38 AM
@Slereah My conjecture on the causal relations thing was wrong. $M=\mathbb{R}\times S^2$ is simply connected...but something
Dammit I forgot what Freire said about it :(
Oh, it's got a compact factor...or something
GR is the worst
@ChrisWhite I need to visualize $\mathbb{R}\times S^2$
 
user54412
That's $\mathbb{R}^3$ with a point removed...
 
really?
proof?
 
user54412
eh or something similar
 
@ACuriousMind ?
 
user54412
actually take that back
 
user54412
1:44 AM
R, not R^+
 
@ChrisWhite could you please answer this physics.stackexchange.com/questions/227121/…
 
huh?
@JM97 no
He doesn't know any physics, he's here for the oatmeal
 
Why no
 
> He doesn't know any physics
 
Okay do your Know?
 
1:45 AM
I'm just a kid
 
But It doesn't mean that you don't know physics
 
I don't
I know a minimal amount of math
 
I have been waiting for two months to get a satisfactory answer
 
I know enough math to be frustrated at not knowing enough math to learn more math.
 
But your reputation at physics.se is higher than mine so it implies that you know better physics than me . Please have a look at it and answer, if you feel easy
 
1:50 AM
Why did you invite me to a room
 
user54412
actually I take back taking it back - $\mathbb{R} \times S^2$ is topologically just $\mathbb{R}^3 \setminus \{0\}$
 
Proof?
 
@0celo7 I know enough math to be frustrated at not knowing enough math to know how much more frustrated I could be if I knew enough math to be that frustrated.
 
By mistake
 
user54412
the homomorphism is just bi-continuously mapping $\mathbb{R} \to \mathbb{R}^+$, with e.g. the exponential, right?
 
1:51 AM
@AlfredCentauri Lol
@ChrisWhite erm, sure
the two are homomorphic anyway
your point?
 
user54412
well what more do you want?
 
Oh
Very good...
Written in my notebook for future considerations, thanks.
I'm trying to figure out the causal separation thing for 2-dim manifolds homeo to $\mathbb{R}^2$
this is very, very hard
I have no clue why it should even be true for Minkowski.
Theorem: if $p\ll q$, no Cauchy surface contains $p,q$. Proof. Can't be bothered, it's true.
Theorem: In Minkowski space, $p,q,$ are contained in a Cauchy surface $\Leftrightarrow$ $p,q$ have spacelike separation. Proof. No clue.
So if $p\ll q$, they are not in a Cauchy surface and don't have spacelike separation.
 
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@JohnRennie The problem is, an infinite, homogeneous, nonempty universe is incompatible with Newtonian physics. The force on a test particle is undefined, and I'm pretty sure Newton acknowledged this himself at some point but I don't have the reference.
 
user54412
That "derivation" of Friedmann assumes spherical symmetry about an arbitrary point, and uses that to order the spherical shells of matter in such a way that they always cancel. But the sequence of partial sums of forces is not absolutely convergent, so I can reorder them to get and real number I want, or no limit at all.
 
How goes the job hunt?
 
user54412
2:05 AM
So I'm less surprised when the "right" answer comes out, given that we could have gotten any answer at all.
 
user54412
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ whose?
 
user54412
Feb 13 at 0:42, by Chris White
@0celo7 joint offer by Berkeley and Santa Barbara
 
nice
Congratulations
 
user54412
:)
 
user54412
2:12 AM
@JohnRennie I've ranted about this a bit here -- note all the links in the first paragraph
 
user54412
@0celo7 If $p \ll q$ then the causal line connecting them intersects the "Cauchy" surface more than once, so it isn't Cauchy.
 
Oops, meant to say thanks for the update.
 
2:32 AM
@ChrisWhite I know.
I mean I couldn't be bothered to type the proof.
@ChrisWhite Wait
I think you're responding to the wrong thing there
 
2:49 AM
52 mins ago, by 0celo7
Theorem: In Minkowski space, $p,q,$ are contained in a Cauchy surface $\Leftrightarrow$ $p,q$ have spacelike separation. Proof. No clue.
$\Rightarrow$ Trivial...?
@Slereah @ChrisWhite Is a Cauchy surface necessarily spacelike or can it have null parts?
Hmm.
What if we look at the causal diamond $J^+(p)\cap J^-(q)$
It must be compact if not empty.
We know that $p$ is contained in some Cauchy surface, call it $\Sigma_p$.
Then $J^+(\Sigma_p)\cap J^-(q)$ is compact.
Hmm, but that only works if $q\in D^+(\Sigma_p)$. Ok, assume that, we'll go for a contradiction.
We also know that $C(p,q)$ is compact.
Suppose that $\Sigma_p$ is properly embedded.
Hmm, let $[\Sigma_p]$ be the set of Cauchy surfaces containing $p$.
Ach, this is really hard.
Hmm, what if I do it in coordinates?
Set up global Minkowski coordinates with $p=0$.
Theorem: Then $p\vartriangle q$ iff $\exists v\in T_0M$, $\eta(v,v)>0$ s.t. $\exp_0 v=q$.
Maybe I like the notation $p\asymp q$ better.
Yes.
So the geodesics in Minkowski are just $x^\mu(\lambda)=v^\mu\lambda +a^\mu$.
And we're picking $x^\mu(0)=0$, so $x^\mu(\lambda)=v^\mu\lambda$.
Any two curves (with the same endpoints) in Minkowski space are homotopic.
There is a smooth homotopy taking a smooth spacelike curve into the above geodesic.
Proof:
(N/A)
Convex normal neighborhoods in Minkowski are big
So if $p\ll q$, then there exists a timelike $X\in T_pM$ s.t. $\exp_p X=q$.
Aha!
If I can show that the above thingie, then I'm done because $\exp$ should be a global diff on Minkowski space
Well then, let's see.
I need to find some way of determining $q$ in terms of $p$ and a spacelike curve...
Well, I know I'll have $q^i=p^i+x^i(1)$.
And $x^i(1)=\int_0^1\frac{\mathrm{d}x^i}{\mathrm{d}t}\,\mathrm{d}t$.
Yessssss
Yes, the proof is complete.
Awesome.
 
 
2 hours later…
6:07 AM
@ChrisWhite thanks Chris. So the derivation has been deliberately chosen to reproduce the Friedmann result and it's really a retrodiction not a derivation.
 
The old zero divided by zero gives you anything you want trick ;)
 
6:48 AM
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear:
Really?
 
7:39 AM
Hi @Secret long time no see :)
 
 
1 hour later…
8:52 AM
@0celo7 Why tho?
$J^+(p) \cap J^-(q)$...
Let's see all the points in the Cauchy surface
$\bigcup_{r \in \Sigma p} J^+(r) \cap J^-(q)$
Is the union of two compact sets also compact?
Finitely many is, apparently
But this is not finite
Hm
 
There are infinitely many paradoxes about the infinite :P
 
yeah infinite things are kind of shit
Always full of counterexamples
 
9:07 AM
Guys let's agree to only use finite sets of integers for everything
 
@Slereah there is a guy on hsm who agrees with you!
 
But then we couldn't count "everything." ;)
Hi @yuggib
 
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ they are not paradoxes, they're fun!
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ \o
@Slereah noooooo....finitists are even worse than intuitionists :-P
 
FROM NOW ON ALL MATH WILL BE INTUITIONIST, CONSTRUCTIVIST AND FINITIST
None of your fancy math
 
I am about to puke
 
9:15 AM
Some people don't enjoy that kind of "fun." o/
 
oh and also 3 dimensions max allowed
none of those fanciful higher dimensions!
 
@Slereah I remark that intuitionism means no law of excluded middle
 
@yuggib What's wrong?
 
Yes
 
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ intuitionist, constructivist and finitist math is a pain in the ass to do
a three line proof in ZFC becomes a three pages proof
 
9:27 AM
Could be worse
I've seen a guy do physics from Hilbert's geometry axioms
It works but goddamn it takes forever
 
I meant, are you really "about to puke?" @yuggib
 
Maybe he has a tummyache
did you eat the kebab, @yuggib
 
I wonder if Hilbert ever even tried to do physics with his axioms?
 
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ no, it was caused by @Slereah bold statement
 
9:32 AM
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ Nah
That book is written by a crazy philosopher man
Who is opposed to the concept of using NUMBERS and FUNCTIONS in physics
Because those are ARTIFICIAL CONSTRUCTS
 
Is he the one who called Cantor a corrupter of youth?
 
Nah
That sounds more like Kronecker
Kronecker was kind of a prick
 
And now Kronecker functions are often right next to Dirac distributions
That will teach him
 
He's the hotel guy :)
 
9:38 AM
Man I wouldn't want to go to Cantor's hotel really
Having to switch room every time a new guy arrives
Plus imagine the commute when an infinite number of people leave
 
27 mins ago, by yuggib
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ they are not paradoxes, they're fun!
10 hours ago, by ACuriousMind
@Sᴋᴜʟʟᴘᴇᴛʀᴏʟ Fun is a primitive, you can't define emotions.
 
Hello!
 
What's properly tensor calculus?
What's difference between tensors and vectors?
 
A vector is a type of tensor
 
9:51 AM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor definition is too difficult for me
 
@hubot tensor are having lots of direction e.g pressure where as force is vector only 1 direction (am i correct @Slereah h)
 
Well, what is a vector, to you
 
geometric object with ine direction on euclidean plane
 
@DeNiSkA "geometric object with ine direction on euclidean plane" is vector
 
Direction and magnitude
 
9:53 AM
@Slereah ya!! i forgot magnitude
@hubot i didn't get you , sorry
 
Do you know what a dual vector is
 
nah
 
Are Tensors expressed by matrices and are vectors expressed by single column matrix?
 
Some tensors can be expressed by matrices, yes
 
Tensors probably we express by square matrices
 
9:56 AM
To employ the terminology of matrices
A rank (0,0) tensor is a scalar
A rank (1,0) is a column vector
A rank (0,1) is a row vector
And a rank (1,1) tensor is a square matrix
But the rank can be arbitrarily high
 
If you can treat vectors as matrices then can I treat complex numbers as vectors (complex numbers can be expressed by single column matrices)?
And quaternions as tensors?
 
There is a relation between them, yes
You can treat complex numbers as vectors in $R^2$
And quaternions as vectors in $R^4$
 
What do you mean by $R^2$ and $R^4$?
Real numbers as R?
 
Yes
$R^2$ is the plane
$R$ is the real number line
 
And $R^4$ is the surface?
 
10:02 AM
$R^4$ is four dimensional
 
Ok
Is it true that fractional dimensions e.g. 3/4 D, 1/2 D, 2,5 D etc. are fractals?
 
Depends on how you define dimensions.
Those are Hausdorff dimensions
Which can be fractional
 
How are Newton laws to 4D, 5D and higher dimensions space? I don't mean about kinematics in 4D or 5D because it's too easy to define. I mean about for example how decomposes friction on higher dimensional spaces or how is gravity in e.g. 4D space (not Minkowsky space)?
Is it possible that use Minkowsy space in classical mechanics (my 2 question)?
 
The force is $\propto \frac{1}{r^{n-1}}$
Where $n$ is the number of dimensions
 
What's r?
 
10:18 AM
Distance from the mass
 
11:16 AM
Hi everyone
 
@JesterTran Hi!
 
My roommate and I are having a house party. We invite 15 couples. At the party, everyone must shake hands with everyone whom they do not already know. At the end of the party, I can't remember the number of people I have met, so I go ask all other people at the party how many hands they have shaken, and they each tell me a different number. You do not shake hands with yourself or your 'partner' (the person with whom you came). How many hands did my roommate shake?
Are you familiar with that brain teaser?
 
No, I'm not familiar with this.
Probably 1 couple didn't know 14 couples so 24 hands are shaked?
*28
 
How many hands did my roommate shake?
 
28?
 
11:26 AM
Sorry, that is incorrect
 
But 1 couple didn't know other couples?
 
So how do you know my roommate shook 28 hands?
 
12:03 PM
Yes.
 
12:44 PM
Any TeX people around?
 
Sure
 
Why is TeX doing this?
 
What part is bad
 
Why isn't it going to Prop. 3
 
Is it the first proposition?
 
12:47 PM
Well, yes, but that's not how numbering works
 
From context nothing seems wrong
You can force number them
 
It should be like this
How do I force number them?
I shouldn't have to do that though
 
user54412
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Q: Theorem/Definition/Lemma problem --- Numbering

GaryI am trying to work on the numbering of the theorems/definitions/lemmas etc., and I have some problems with the numbering. I would like the theorems, propositions, corollarys, definitions, conjectures, examples to follow the same numbering, and to reduce the numbering. For example, in my code b...

 
@Slereah I still found it amazing why the fact that complex numbers have this $i^2=-1$ property that essentially allow the imaginary and real components to mix with each other (which has no analogue in $R^2$ as there is no notion of vector multiplication (unless you define one to work just like the complex numbers)) never seemed to arise in physical problems, thus allowing us to use compelx numbers and $R^2$ vector interhangeably
 
@Slereah what does that even mean
 
12:54 PM
-same thing for the quternions, as $R^4$ vector components cannot normally multiplied with each other without first defining vector multiplication
 
$C_H^d(S):=\inf\Bigl\{\sum_i r_i^d:\text{ there is a cover of } S\text{ by balls with radii }r_i>0\Bigr\}$
$\dim_{\operatorname{H}}(X):=\inf\{d\ge 0: C_H^d(X)=0\}$
For $S$ a subset of a metric space
 

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