Welcome to Physics.SE! This is hilarious but it doesn't answer the question. Furthermore it is quantitatively incorrect: for reasonable estimates of the number of medieval witches and the number of boiling kettles, there's much more diabolical energy released by boiling kettles than established by the witches. Your theory predicts that witch-drowning predates medieval times. Perhaps the screams of extinct dinosaurs are involved as well. —
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