Maid Café (メイド喫茶)

Memor-X

00:00

had a dream ended weirdly because of me having been forced woken up to do PC work. i was at my first workplace with my laptop on with my Work PC and on my laptop i had FUJI TV going watching VS Arashi

now that alone isn't all that odd because i would do that at some point. the odd bit was that all of a sudden japanese lesbian porn started playing on FUJI TV.....at least i think it was porn as there was lots of moaning and the 2 girls looked naked

someone suggested it was probably because it was late night TV i was watching which doesn't make sense because even while we call late night SBS shows porn they just have alot of explicit nudity. but it can't be that because FUJI TV streams japanese television almost at real time (from my understanding) and Japan is only a couple of hours behind Australia

кяαzєя

00:37

@Memor-X sounds like you have a subconscious fear of ppl judging you (even if you are alone) for the yuri you enjoy so much. Seems like you want to keep work abd hobbies separate, but are afraid that ppl will interpret your yuri preference as perversion simply due to a one off showing of borderline content

Such a fear is common and there will be an implicit bias no matter where you go, unfortunately. It's easy for people to condemn something they don't understand, simply because they don't like it.

Mysticial

00:53

@кяαzєя The fear is reasonable though. In some industries, employers don't want to be associated with anybody that does anything that could give them a bad name.

In most cases, they don't care what you do as long as it's legal and isn't against the company's interests. But if it gets out and gives them a bad name, then you might get terminated.

Memor-X

@кяαzєя shouldn't that middle part be "don't want to keep work and hobbies separate"?

@Mysticial which is why i like working in the back and out of sight of clients

Mysticial

Of course, the line between what's acceptable and what isn't is very fuzzy. Yuri and Yaoi may be fine in the more progressive leaning companies, but it isn't something you'd want to advertise in a more conservative work environment. OTOH, if you're straight out into pure hentai or pedophilia, then you can probably bet that almost any company that isn't the adult entertainment industry will either terminate you or at least want you shut the hell up and keep it to yourself.

(assuming you haven't already breached any laws)

@Memor-X That doesn't work for everyone though. Personally, I have a "back office" job, but I get enough publicity from my internet presence anyway. And at this point, it's inseparable from my professional life. So there are plenty of eyes on me regardless.

Earl Grey

01:17

@Memor-X trap. apparently

Memor-X

@EarlGrey yeh and a well disguised one at that too. you need the tags to tell you

@Mysticial lol, i'm trying to imagine someone who's into only hentai and isn't a giant perv

@Mysticial by internet presence i assume you mean in community spaces like forums and chats, not the admin looking at your traffic

Mysticial

@Memor-X Correct. So in the case of me, the news is out that I'm the, "Pi guy". And the one with the highest voted answer on SO. And I work for XXX company. IOW, if I screw up in some way, the whole world is gonna know. And will know that I work for XXX company.

The highest voted answer on SO thing doesn't really matter to the general public. But I'm finding out that it's apparently kind of a big deal among the software developer community - which is really the community that matters the most as far as what I do for a living.

Memor-X

01:37

@Mysticial i see, i don't think i've said who i am working with but i know i haven't linked to them on SO so no one can go "oh, Memor-X works for ####### so his actions must represent them". not because i'm a afraid of doing something that'll look negative to the company but because the company has this whole section in the yearly training on conflict of interest and representation

sure, work may know Memor-X is me because i log in at work, but the outside world wouldn't

@Mysticial how do you men screw up?

Mysticial

@Memor-X Yeah, my UN, "Mysticial" started off as just a personal online thing. But over the years, thanks in part to SO, it's irreversibly tied with my real name and thus my professional life.

@Memor-X Let's just say hypothetically that I murder someone.

Memor-X

@Mysticial i see. i think my problem in understanding that is that if i met you in real life, unless i was told who you were on SO then the very most that could happen is that you look like your avatar and i'd go "you sorta look like the avatar of someone on SO"

Mysticial

@Memor-X I get that a lot at work. Every once in a while, there will be someone who will draw that connection between my SO account and the me that works in the same department. And they'll point it out to me.

Tonepoet

02:35

Well, watching any variety of pornography at work would get you in trouble I imagine. I mean that is the primary reason why we have that N.S.F.W. abbreviation.

ASCII-only

@Tonepoet :| 403 forbidden

Tonepoet

@ASCII-only Hmm, safebooru must be cracking down on the hotlinking.

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Memor-X

02:53

@Tonepoet true and now-a-days any employment contract specifies using the internet for pornography is not allowed

funny enough when i was doing a networking course in university out teacher was telling us this story about his friend who was a network engineer who was called up by a user to investigate a slow down in their traffic

the engineer worked out the cause of the problem and told the user that it'll fix itself up, the user didn't like it and berated the engineer infront of other staff about being lazy and what not, so the engineer, infront of everyone, told the user the reason why there was a slow down was because they were copying GBs of porn across the network

this was back when companies didn't so much bothered to watch network traffic and from what our teacher said the user got fired for that. it was a lesson on network monitoring and how you don't piss off the people who monitor and maintain it

Sakamoto

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Q: Why was Yuki disappearing?

In episode 11 of Selector Spread Wixoss, Yuki started to disappear because, according to Mayu, she broke the contract of being an eternal girl by not keeping her wish to make Iona "Not Iona anymore." But she's not an eternal girl anymore, she's an LRIG, so she shouldn't be bound to keeping other...

wixoss

Tonepoet

@Memor-X The moral of the story is that wrongdoers shouldn't insist upon diligence from investigators of their crime, lest they be caught.

ASCII-only

03:08

@Tonepoet pls translate into english

Memor-X

@Tonepoet sorta, i don't think the user knew they were the cause

they probably that the porn being transferred in the background, doing their work and noticed it acting really slow

ASCII-only

@Memor-X they're still a wrongdoer even if they don't know it :P

Tonepoet

@ASCII-only Lupin III shouldn't taunt Detective Conan after pulling off his greatest caper. >_>

Gao

04:41

@僕の彼女 I do. And it's Win 7, not Win 8, that is slowing the development and adoption of Win 10.

僕の彼女

mm

僕の彼女

07:14

some wholesome greentext reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/8fg6bc/the_saga_of_frank

Gallifreyan

07:34

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^ twitter.com/vacuum_chan/status/979789164752273408

Taisho

Gallifreyan

^ twitter.com/vacuum_chan/status/986701784231051264

^ artstation.com/artwork/R2x9E

Hakase

07:54

@Memor-X me

I'm into hentai and I'm not a giant perv

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what is perversion? deviation from the norm?

the norm seems to be to act very prudish publicly, but privately being pretty vanilla about things

I don't think I deviate too much from that :p

weird hentai is interesting but I wouldn't want to act out most of it, because I do see it as somewhat perverted and just not exciting or pleasant

Sakamoto

0

Q: Why did not Hikaru react when Umaru was exposed

When Hikaru visited Taihei, Umaru was exposed by Hikaru. But why Hikaru did not react at this? (sorry for my English)

himouto-umaru-chan

Hakase

it seems that going into extremes (or at least creating a public image of that) is one way people cope with the discomfort of doing something, even slightly out of the norm

that's what kids do, and most adults don't grow out of these childish pretenses quickly enough to act it out believably enough to fool most people

I've seen people defend themselves with phrases like "oh yea, I'm such a huge perv" after shily admitting they like something pretty vanilla

that's a pretty common reaction and overplaying

in short, giant pervs are rare, everyone pretends vanilla stuff is super perverted because everyone is very shy

@ASCII-only image urls contain the hash at the end of them and most of these danbooru sites support image search by hash

it's supposed to only return one result obviously, but that's how it works

safebooru.org/…

type md5:0b99341e9baf816a0e9cc6497989ed31 in the search bar and you'll get it

Earl Grey

@Hakase pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68405086

Memor-X

@Hakase i mean only into hentai

Hakase

@Memor-X maybe they haven't found any good real people porn which I can totally believe coz most of it is hot garbage

anyway

Frostpunk game seems kind fun

Unihedron

08:09

well, a lot of people who consume porn don't really have high standards and will settle for anything that has a sex scene

Ave

08:30

@Hakase this is really accurate.

However I don't know if "norm is everyone's vanilla" is accurate though. But that might be just caused by the fact that a lot of people around me are people who are anything but normal.

Gallifreyan

^ artstation.com/artwork/Bdm18

Ave

I want a dress like that

and ears like that

and hair like that

Gallifreyan

What about the tails?

Ave

oh right I missed the massive tail

Gallifreyan

9 tails

Ave

08:35

yup

Gallifreyan

Seems like a drag to groom all of them

Ave

considering I can't even unfuck my rather short hair (in comparison), now I'm hesitant about wanting such a tail

also stayathomeserver.club

finally put stuff on it

Gallifreyan

OMG it's a website! In your own house!

Ave

lol

Gallifreyan

Telegram was ded for a few hours

I almost had a heart attack

Memor-X

08:50

@Gallifreyan if i could wear a dress i would avoid that one myself. but i would love the tails and what i expect would be ears

Gallifreyan

It's a nice dress

僕の彼女

mornings

Memor-X

@Gallifreyan my complaint is that it seems too short

Taisho

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僕の彼女

another wholesome greentext imgur.com/gallery/jNOru

Earl Grey

09:02

#tag

Taisho

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Ave

@Memor-X that's a valid concern

僕の彼女

:lennyface:

Memor-X

@僕の彼女 this isn't discord so i can not imagine what that'll look like

Ave

09:22

:blobthinking:

:kimthink:

僕の彼女

:eggplant:

Memor-X

:2Booty:

:2Bthinking:

Ave

:bloobs:

or if you want to go even deeper down hell, :blobdogtongue:

or even :blobtrump:

僕の彼女

:smugPepe:

Ave

> pepe

no, please no

僕の彼女

09:49

Gao

10:01

@Abyx Something as crazy as that sex scene has happened in the latest Grancrest Senki episode.

Memor-X

Invader Zim: Career Day / Battle Dib - Ep 6

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a) 2 girls handholding
b) 2 girls kissing
............*smashes head against table* *IDEA!*
c) 2 girls married

Gao

Outrageous

Memor-X

CAREER - PROFESSIONAL LESBIAN

5

hooray! wait, that's a job?

Ave

i guess?

mirroroftruth

10:49

yo/

僕の彼女

\oy

Memor-X

ok, revised main menu taking in some of the feedback. had to redo the window class and the graphics because messing with the class produced strange side affects with the partially transparent border

any more freeback? anything to do with the windowskin i would like to know now because the status menu, as i once showed before, has different coloured ones for each character so i can't be changing that now and then chnage it again later down the line because that's 20 windowskins i have to re-edit

(and no i can't just program hue changes because Re's isn't just a hue change, her scheme is Black and Gold)

僕の彼女

11:25

key作品の泣ける名曲メドレー

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Memor-X

@僕の彼女 Little Busters?

僕の彼女

all key VN songs

mirroroftruth

11:49

@僕の彼女 wafu------

Unihedron

12:06

Evening

Earl Grey

12:22

@Memor-X why End Game have TITLE icon

Memor-X

@EarlGrey because it opens up a small window to quit to title or quit the game entirely

nhahtdh

13:00

@Memor-X Eating a single bread together, and blowing in each other's ear

Memor-X

@nhahtdh ahhhhh. i saw the part of them like eating that solid loaf from either end but didn't see the ear blowing

Gao

@僕の彼女 Don't care about anyone outside the original Little Busters

僕の彼女

why? there are clannad and Air as well

:(

Gao

@僕の彼女 no, i mean the characters like komari (?) who later joined the Little Busters

nhahtdh

@Memor-X And Aoi scared Taketatsu by hugging her when Taketatsu jokingly told Aoi to kiss her (IIRC)

僕の彼女

13:03

oh you meant the thumbnail? yea

Gao

Only manly and nyarin are cool

i might like the air movie more than the tv

Angel Beats > Air >= Clannad >= Charlotte > everything else

little busters would have been a masterpiece if it didn't focus on boring side characters

僕の彼女

Did I share this here imgur.com/gallery/jNOru ? Mannnnnnn, dem feels :'I

I feel like a 10/10 anime could be written from this

Taisho

2

mirroroftruth

tl;dr

or read only initial

僕の彼女

no no, you actually need to read all of it

Earl Grey

13:10

#tag

Taisho

Uploaded (UTC): 02.09.2017 9:05:25 by (132581) Gao, tag: little-witch-academia
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僕の彼女

it isn't one of those greentexts where you say 'goddamnit' at last. It's totally legit

mirroroftruth

girl lesbian, you have my attention now

two friend one girl, one doesn't believe himself and support his friend i know where it is going

僕の彼女

keep reading on :)

the part with nicole and anon in the beach was what made me really sad

mirroroftruth

ok

Earl Grey

13:24

they die

Gallifreyan

@Memor-X @Ave depends on one's height

僕の彼女

I actually cried a lil bit while finishing that story

Earl Grey

@Gallifreyan well supposedly they would make one to fit their height. So if the design is like that, if the person is shorter. they would make it shorter now wouldn't they?

unless, of course that person is wearing the exact same dress

but that would make them look.. not as good, probably

Unihedron

13:45

I want to draw a comic. :(

僕の彼女

@mirroroftruth did you like it?

mirroroftruth

still reading

僕の彼女

oh okay :D

Earl Grey

@Unihedron do it

Gao

by the time i finish reading that, i could have watched 2 or 3 episodes of anime already

Memor-X

13:54

@Gao it'll take you an hour?

Gao

40 minutes for 2 episodes

it looks quite long, i haven't even loaded all the images after 10 seconds

i'm a slow reader

僕の彼女

Do it

Worth it 10/10

Gao

nah....

mirroroftruth

completed

Gao

i rather play and read OPUS: Rocket of Whispers

mirroroftruth

13:58

i don't find anything special, just a love story which is not complete

Earl Grey

40 min for @mir to read that. yep. 2 eps

僕の彼女

:I

Gao

think 2 eps of franxx!

mirroroftruth

i don't know but i must have watched those type of story many times that i know what gonna happen next

unless there is a twist

僕の彼女

Nicole4life

mirroroftruth

14:01

I appreciate nicole but isn't she happy coz she got to be with her love

Sakamoto

0

Q: OST Name used in Episode 18 Gundam Build Fighter Try

The Question is simple like the title said (again). I've been searching the whole youtube and internet and soundcloud but won't get an easy hand to it, so please help. (again, gosh i'm the worst version of indiana jones) So thanks very much for those who wanted to help, really... i do mean it......

music gundam-build-fighters gundam-build-fighters-try

mirroroftruth

anyway everybody has their own taste

Toshinou Kyouko

hallo

僕の彼女

ohai

Earl Grey

yahallo

mirroroftruth

14:03

yallo

僕の彼女

wait, I watched some anime where somebody said yahallo

Oregairu?

mirroroftruth

yes

Earl Grey

Oregairu - Yahallo Compilation (S1+S2) (Fixed)

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僕の彼女

right :D

mirroroftruth

fast

yaharro

Taisho

14:05

2

Sakamoto

14:18

0

Q: What does the number of key animators and inbetweeners depend on?

As I watch more anime I kind of noticed this: some ok-looking shows have a lot of animators while other really good-looking shows don't. For example, Violet Evergarden and Sora yori mo Tooi Basho are two shows from Winter 2018, and the number of key animators and inbetweeners differ so much. Vi...

anime-production violet-evergarden sora-yori-mo-tooi-basho

Earl Grey

14:44

@Sakamoto quality over quantity

not that I know Violet Evergarden or Sora yori mo Tooi Basho to judge

僕の彼女

Violet Evergarden can be explained as follows: THE BEST LOOKING ANIME EVER

Earl Grey

hmm, KyoAni and Madhouse. both should have stellar animation

@僕の彼女 doubt that. There are plenty anime with beautiful animation. to say only one is the best wouldn't do justice

僕の彼女

I said "looking" tho, not animated

Earl Grey

same

僕の彼女

and its definitely one of the best animated anime as well, not to say

Earl Grey

14:49

one of the best, maybe. but to say it's the best...

it's highly opinion based statement

僕の彼女

:B okay, lets just say its one of the best

Earl Grey

oh wait. it's finished. gotta get the last season anime

nhahtdh

Well, if you want to watch some anime scenery porn, Nerawareta Gakuen is one. The plot is crap, though

僕の彼女

Nerawareta Gakuen Trailer (English subbed)

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daaaaaaaaaaamn

also, is that supercell song from this anime?

Sakamoto

15:09

0

Q: Significance of "Cross" on Cover Page?

I was just wondering if there was any significance to the cross (like someone has put an 'x' across the picture) on certain manga covers. I noticed it recently with the titles"Vamprie Chan x Junior Chan", "Koi Desu Ga Koi Jenai", and "Domestic Girlfriend". I haven't read any of these titles, so I...

manga-history

Earl Grey

hmmm, mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=141830 @Memor-X

Ave

16:13

@Gallifreyan still

nhahtdh

16:31

Just had a short power outage

Morwenn

16:44

Hi ^.^

Avast is detecting problems with pomf.pyonpyon.moe :/

nhahtdh

They have some problem with their cert

僕の彼女

17:00

woah, this episode was dope

didn't predict this. kinda

僕の彼女

17:58

Midoriya getting some serious buffs

Ave

so

Uh

people here might know but uh, I own elixi.re. If anyone needs an image host for images that'll be posted with taisho, please lmk, I'd love to give you access.

Unihedron

19:20

Can't fall asleep...

Akagi live action adaptation was great. If you've seen the anime and like watching grown up man fight to death on a board game like me, check it out, it basically completes the last arc of the anime.

Ave

@Unihedron same. couldn't sleep all day.

Hakase

19:39

full moon

I felt super bad today to about an hour

caught a bit of cold but somehow lack of sleep decided to take it and whack the shit out of my heart

was like on ½hp for short while

I'd ask "what did I do!?" but I know perfectly well what I did

I should have gone to bed earlier this week

僕の彼女

@Hakase :(

Are you well now?

Hakase

19:56

yea I think I'm at about 60% hp now :p

僕の彼女

That's good

Hakase

eatin mac & chiz

ramen starring as mac

fuckin dry as a plank of wood tiny piece of parmezan as chiz

couldn't grate half of it

anyway, that's been eaten

tea's getting ready

back to frostpunk!

damn game consumes all my ram

but it's interesting

I'm in it for the lore and I wanna see how hard it gets before I start losing

I couldn't really win offworld trading company because there were too many variables but this game seems to be easier coz there's less stuff going on

I think I can maintain it

I suppose those hidden further modes will bring more difficulty

:I

Taisho

Mysticial

20:14

WTF at SAO GGO ep4. lol

Sakamoto

21:12

0

Q: Does One for All give unlimited power?

In the fight with Noumu, since Noumu was as strong as All Might and it was made to battle All Might at 100%, All Might has to punch him with over 100% of his power. And in the last episode of My Hero Academia (Season 3, Episode 4) Does this mean One for All give unlimited power? Or how can the...

my-hero-academia

nhahtdh

22:15

@Taisho 色気足らん

Memor-X

22:46

@EarlGrey thank you for showing me that. i like one of it's translated names Vampire-chan x Junior-chan

apparently a Princess Principal movie

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