Maid Café (メイド喫茶)

1:04 PM

What about cybernetic limbs?

just read to the last chapter of shishunki butter charge which came out 36 days ago and it only just got real so damn I wanna read more :I

cybernetic limbs are fine, but you know, there's a certain minimal standard of quality I expect like no metal poisoning, no cancer inducing bullshit, no cold peripheral limbs syndromes, you know, the usual

@Gallifreyan actually I tried rn

it isn't the worst

would be better if I had black hair

or PASTEL colored hair

fact: everytime you say pastel, @Morwenn gets pinged

black lipstick kinda assumes the whole rest of the dressup

I can pull that off~

@Taisho ... degrees of freedom enough to scratch your own back freely...

1:08 PM

yea I wonder if I can pull off cybernetic limbs in my lifetime, it sure would be fun to try

@Ave are you pinging me everytime someone says "pastel"? :o

uhh… I can scratch my entire back freely as is, that's what I do every morning in the shower anyway

(speaking as both a cat with a talking scarf and as a yung professor)

I often want to scratch my whole upper body when I strip before going to sleep

that probably means you wear some wrong type of clothes which irritate your skin

my god

1:10 PM

@Taisho nah, it's the chill because it's cold

I SHOULD BE WRITING PHP RIGHT NOW NOT PUTTING ON MAKEUP

or u use some irritating products like deodorant or something

I don't use anything like that xD

@Ave YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING GODDAMMIT

it's not that itchy, it's just... when I scratch something slightly I want to scratch everything

1:11 PM

@Gallifreyan NO I GOT A JOB REFERRAL I NEED TO UPLOAD MORE PHP GOODIES IF I WANT THE JOB

a few years ago I tried a new scented shampoo from the same brand I usually use and my skin got like I'm some grandpa and it got itchy and flaky and I freaked the fuck out and thought that's fucking it for my body I'm gonna die soon x_x

@Ave upload makeup photos, they'll take you :D

then I stopped using that shower gel and it got back to normal in a few weeks

so yea these things actually happen, even though I have no known allergies, maybe it's the one I do have, idk

my sister reported very similar effects from that thing, but our mom had no reaction so that's weird

dad didn't have a reaction either, so we're the cursed children

never to use a vanilla scented shower gel OR WE DIE

@Ave Just a heads-up, your gist links on your Anime & Manga profile are 404

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1:15 PM

@milleniumbug yes I renamed

OKAY

I MANAGED TO GET CONCEALER WORKING

« You can't see my eyes. I concealed them. »

john cena theme plays

one eye has it, one doesn't

(that feeling when I think I could share my pics online by I don't wanna risk it coz I'm gonna get involved in pretty high profile game development in a couple years)

the pressure is real

I'm already pretty worried about just the stuff I posted potentially being used to fuck with me in the future

I know these internet fuckers will find out all of my accounts one day

1:30 PM

And they'll know you've called them internet fuckers

oh they know already

they know what they are

that kinda reminds me it's the end of the year and I gotta pay for all my domain names

I just used even more makeup and dfjkghkdfjshgskdjfghksdfg

when I looked at myself and spoke I couldn't believe the masc voice myself.

@Ave left one on the photo?

@Morwenn left one doesn't have it

yay guessed correctly

1:38 PM

ok, I'm bad x)

I think it's supposed to hide the red part under the eye

yup

good thing I don't try to apply makeup, I wouldn't be able to tell how bad I'm bad at it xD

@Morwenn that would be hilarious :D

^^"

the only few times I wore makeup, there was either someone applying it for me or telling me how to do

nobody wears makeup in my family, so I can't even ask them :p

1:42 PM

mom sucks at it.

@Ave next step is to ask yourself out :D

and blush

I should do that

and then write PHP

kink intensifies

RIGHT I FORGOT

@Morwenn haha

I wish I knew how to use maekup for occasions but I don't have the motivation to learn :/

2:22 PM

find some cosplay convention

I meant regular makeup, not cosplay makeup x)

the eye makeup in cosplay is more than often outstanding :p

Toshinou Kyouko

get some girl friends that can show you :)

I'd love to help~

many of my girl friends don't wear makeup xD

Toshinou Kyouko

All I know is how to do nails

2:29 PM

I can't do nails

@Ave we're « only » a few planes away

haha yup

Dimitri mx

note to self: don't trust microsoft

nor their documentation :(

what's with this culture of cooking large complex dinners to invite people to

everyone knows cooking a lot of complex meals is not a fun thing to do

and eating a shitton of food is not healthy

"here's lots of food coz we're wealthy and everything is good" is such a childish idea

just get a bit of something really good and enjoy it together

guess I just dislike cooking and don't want to see people stressed and drained over trying so hard for something I don't appreciate

make raclette, no cooking involved

Toshinou Kyouko

3:12 PM

it's pretty easy
you do:
Base Coat, Color, Top Coat
with gaps to dry between

and then you can get fancier when ur a pro

im not a pro though

Cold Fire

3:33 PM

o/

@Ave i dont see any difference in the eyes?

what you mean?

yo @ToshinouKyouko

below the eyes

@ColdFire yo

4:13 PM

Genji FTW! (PC VERSION)

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my first nice genji play on PC :P

5:55 PM

hoho

Q: What's the deal with rotating voice actors in episode 6 of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Zoku?

I just remembered why I stopped using ritalin

Sakamoto

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The second half of the episode shows a word play on wisdom teeth (alternatively read as "teeth which parents don't know about") and during the entire gag, voice actors change around for every character. What's the joke in that?

sayonara-zetsubou-sensei

I don't feel like myself

@Ear dailymotion.com/video/x914bp the ultimate shoujo art style

what is it supposed to cute?

*cure

6:02 PM

it supposedly reduced attention deficit disorder

@Hakase I'd have guessed seinen based on the art ^^"

inseinen

@Hakase I could use some xD

idk about drugz against self-control issues

I'd be afraid to lose myself

the whole narrative that "you're already not yourself without drugs" is kinda borderline gaslighting

I already take enough meds on a daily basis, so I try not to take more if I can avoid

6:06 PM

I get taking drugs in case you're depressed and having very real suicidal thoughts, but having poor self control doesn't warrant taking in mind-altering chemicals, in my view

I know I've got issues with self-control and I think it's part of who I am

I like drowning myself in 1 activity until it's all depleted and I'm totally done with it

it's something I think is very valuable, to me at least, that I see many people unable to do

I'm often somewhat depressed, but not enough to take drugs (well, I do take hormones and am less depressed thanks to them)

@Morwenn adhd/add

pretty often it's not what I"m supposed to do at the moment, but yea, that's the downside of that

@Hakase at least you can sleep after that :D

well… I mean my sleep cycles are like 26-27 hour days so idk

6:09 PM

o_o

@Ave Oh ok, I didn't know :o

thanks to freelance work I can do that for now

6:27 PM

ah so that's how

there are hot questions with the same tag as my questions which results in me getting some of the upvotes

Death Stranding - Game Awards 2017 Trailer

7:19 PM

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7:31 PM

reddit.com/r/RoomPorn/comments/7ietay/… oh yea sure who doesn't love the thought of someone watching you through all these windows from the bushes

@Hakase but why, some would like it

yea, I guess some people wear clothes at home at all times

8:24 PM

^ patreon.com/posts/death-stranding-15778477

@Gallifreyan so... realistic

@Gallifreyan that'd probs still be illegal in canada

9:22 PM

Crytek just announced CRYCASH, a cryptocurrency "for gamers." Am I being very very very cynical for thinking this can't end too well?

Tweeted by JimSterling on December 7, 2017 at 3:59 PM

BUT IS IT BASED ON BLOCKCHAIN?

9:43 PM

> warface turkey

haha yes

buttchain solves everything

Yuuki

@milleniumbug I think those are called "anal beads".

:D

buttcoin based on the buttchain technology

10:07 PM

@Yuuki h-how would you mine that?

and how would transfers look like?

@Ave by getting it out of uhm, a mine

sounds fun.

how can I invest in this new distributed ledger technology

there gonna be an ICO

just send'em money

do they offer discreet shipping of the aforementioned DISTRIBUTED LEDGER TECHNOLOGY

nope, ICOs just take your money and disappear

Tonepoet

10:19 PM

@Abyx Don't you mean princesses?

Yuuki

@Ave I don't know what they would look like but I imagine they're very unsanitary.