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13:01
coz there might not be any throne left to take
year 2016, the planet is destroyed by ID requests
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nobody uses google or reads imgur album titles anymore
robots finally became smarter than people but no thanks to technological advancement
Death Note Asylum is overflowing with psychotic what-ifers
Lossless Formats Police Department can do nothing with pixellated jpegs in image-only requests
only a few brave warriors walk the Earth and furiously close all questions, downvoting everything on their path
but there is still hope and upvotes for the few askers on this wretched plane of existence
"Was it all worth it?" − you may ask
does it matter anymore
@Hakase Whilever there's someone left on this Earth that can come to this page and take a single shred of happiness from it, it's worth it
For that's the price of the throne
13:19
imgur.com/gallery/QSWUl a potentially bad situation resolved peacefully
oh man all the comments now have "via <phone>" added to them
what does it matter
one thing I could think of is an excuse why you type so bad
can blame it on the phone
imgur.com/gallery/x2koeDp not strictly nsfw but it might be if you laugh too loudly
laughter is NSFW
we should add an "online consultant" widget on the site with Taisho
he will appear whenever you use ID tag or type "when I was a kid"
Hahaha
Our very own Windows Paperclip Man™
Clippy!
13:33
Kurippi-san~
kurippu sounds like cripple
I remember the day back in primary school when we found out you could right click him and select 'animate' for a quick skit. That news spread like wildfire in a single IT lesson
girls und panzer ~
13:35
Then we discovered you could change the assistant
I have a tshirt of that~
Those were glorious days
that is a thing in some parking lot
@Matt Yes, the software nowadays doesn't have enough fun :(
@ton.yeung The drill that pierces the heavens, from Gurren Lagann isn't it?
Oh, nvm, didn't see that
According to Hakase's link it is
BAO I think
But Iunno otherwise
There's a character with "Gao" in the name
13:39
big-ass oyaji
@AsadaShino There's also a @Gao with @Gao in his name
Nvm, I'll stay out of this~
shimoneta
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13:41
Lol
cosplay
that means anything goes
I don't think Jessica Nigri looks good as Ryuuko
why do I keep misspelling her as Ryouko ~_~
I dont think nigiri is that gr8
depends on the seasoning used
like extra heavily
@Hakase I know what you mean, she's done other things better
But she looks better in that than I would
she just doesn't fit the character with that face and figure
the shape is all wrong
it's all asdfasdfasdf
13:46
the actual outfit is good though
I'm not sure about the glossy texture of the eyepatch
The best part about comic con last May was the cosplay, there were some great ones
That reminds me, I really need to start working on my Kaga one
Ai?
I don't know many Kagas >.>
13:50
@Hakase Nah, Kancolle
Aircraft Carrier Kaga
Gonna do something like this:
14:12
I should probably get ready for conning
con artist
14:28
@Matt For the long con
dead jokes
15:03
@AsadaShino I think these puns are confusing @Hakase.
I'm not sure if we should continue or @Hakase might throw a conniption.
@Yuuki We'll have to contemplate it
Though the thought is considerate of you
I dunno, he's pretty contemptuous of these kind of jokes.
please
PLEASE
mekakucity actors is pretty funny
@ToshinouKyouko Don't be so condescending.
15:09
I'll leave you to soak in what you've done for a while until you realize your mistakes and learn not to repeat them in the future
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But how will you get confirmation of repentance?
I don't think we'll ever reach reconciliation like this.
@Hakase Consider all the possibilities - this may allow us to contract or conscript others to our cause.
You may end up in constant peril
Matt u r banned
No, pls
I beg you, reconsider
15:25
Nope
U r now in exile, this is ur pun ishment
:(
@Quill it's supposed to be dramatic :P
@Frosteeze Like CSI!
Err, what's going on here
@Frosteeze I'm not that far through it
15:28
@ToshinouKyouko Contrary to popular opinion, it takes more than that to shut me down
I will go into exile then
o/
@ToshinouKyouko The old switcheroo card has worked magnificently
@Matt you're creating a bad condition for this chatroom
@Frosteeze I think you mean condition
@Matt don't be such a consumatte person
d-d-d-d-double puns
15:36
Anooo...what did Matt do?
if you won't consider the alternatives, you need to conform, because we won't condone these kind of connations. Stop being the conjurer of conspiracies. consolidate your pitfalls and don't contest the situation.
for a British person @Matt sure lacks British humor
All hail Britania!
I wonder how long this will continue...
Such a contrived sense of humor
15:39
My deepest condolences
Contrary to popular belief, the concise use of italics makes the joke not confusing.
This whole conspiracy will make people have constipation
We must align our use of cons - make our goals concentric
The last time something like this happened @Hakase didn't show up for like 7 days. We must keep constant vigilance
A conspiracy of lolicons
15:43
@Frosteeze Aww, c'mon :/
Count me out since I'm an anecon
15:54
@Matt <3
@Frosteeze <3
16:16
does anyone know how those tail things are called on the back of the pianist suits?
The suit itself is called a tailcoat
Pianist tail
Tail of tailcoat
Tailcoat's tail
16:43
@ToshinouKyouko draw Matt x Frosteeze doujin please.
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@SakuraiTomoko ...
Whatever floats your boat :L
@Hakase A confluence of fabric?
Fascinating concept!
What's with this controversial gig?
17:05
Hey
What is up with the "con" thing?
@SakuraiTomoko I am bad at the draw
@LucasHenrique Context?
@LucasHenrique idk. I'm confused
17:31
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Q: If you had two Automail arms, can you stil use Alchemy?

JinglePoohSo say someone in the Fullmetal Alchemist world lost both of their arms, can they still preform alchemy with their Automail arms? Is there a way to adjust the Automail so you can use Alchemy?

other-series-in-the-style-of-death-note-questions
@ToshinouKyouko what if @ToshinouKyouko is broccoli and not a tomato?
No difference, both of them are edible anyway...
don't eat me!
squish you instead
17:42
gyaa!!
I shall defend you Tomato senpai
Anyone watching Chu Feng Bee?
chinmoku
Well guys, we're at T-2 hours
Any guesses? :)
I stand with my initial prediction
Which was: krazer - madara - killua
17:54
I'm pretty certain of one person, I think we all know who that is~~
as for myself and my other vote, who knows
just reminding everyone, @ʞɹɐzǝɹ owes me a cookie if this prediction is right
It's all fine lads. The outcome will be as follows: Ero, Ero, Ero
@Hakase What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
@Yuuki bad reddit joke incoming ._.
@Dimitrimx Google News, thank you very much.
Rude.
17:59
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I came onlong it this morning ha
Chu Feng Bee's Japanese version is more bloody
@Taisho This art style looks familiar.
18:29
An hour and a half left
@Dimitrimx I'll get you a cookie if you really want one, regardless of who wins. I'll take suggestions but the final choice is up to me (unless you win).
Everyone got their champagne ready? lol
Cookies are love, cookies are life.
And all tough there is still alittle hope left, I don't feel like ill make it ;)
The competition is very strong ha.
don't underestimate the power of cookies :x
Some random ♦ just dropped by o-o
18:36
It was a spy
> Election closes in 1 hour.
Oh God there's more
They want to know our strategy for the upcoming revolution
The diamonds are flocking
its back!
18:37
AHH
@Dimitrimx Clarification: I mis-clicked on the wrong room. No problems here.
I think.
flock flock flock
oh snap! problems, ALL HIDE!
Whoever comes in after me is not my fault. Actually, it probably is.
Hoo boy
18:38
Sorry about that.
Thou shall be blamed, or made legendary
Depends on how many people also join the site actively :|
We've even got an @Emrakul now
@Dimitrimx Ooh, can I choose between blame and legend?
Annihilator 6, take cover guys
Anyway, gotta go. Nice seeing y'all.
18:38
I would pick Blame :x
He could pick legend if i can bribe him with cookies ._.
still need to find out how to send mine ha!
just bring em in person
been practicing my baking for the last 3 days ;)
I'm off to the gym for an hour, then getting back just in time for the results
I will see you all shortly
Accident or not, we did it! Three tiers!
18:40
Three tiers?
lol time to retire then :x
or..
on to tier 7? o=
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Q: What is the collective noun for a group of moderators?

goldPseudoLet us imagine, for a moment, a system wherein there are numerous individual rooms for socializing and chatting. Rather than being handled on a room-based basis, however, moderation is somehow distributed over the community such that every user with moderator abilities is somehow expected to be ...

3 fill tiers pls
A "Hassle" of Moderators.
18:42
Isn't that a yakuza?
So we are baiting tiers now
a "hammer/abuse" of moderators?
actively researches how to lure them
you needa bake more cookies dimi xD
@ChenOrihara - You want to lure some mods?
18:43
report, massive damage, zero day bug, SE vulnerability, potato's mods explosions admins. Who wants cookies?
@Dimitrimx Cookies?
vote for me, get cookies ;|
I lied, I'm leaving in 5 minutes
@Matt You will be 5 minutes late +O!
18:45
Vote for me and wish you hadn't!
Those 5 minutes will cost you votes~ o=
@ChenOrihara In that case, @Chen can you be my promoter while I'm out?
!!roll 3d8
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
such is a shame
18:46
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ Now how will you choose!?
what does promoting pay?
cookie of your choice if @Dimitrimx wins
@ChenOrihara It pays in respect, love and not getting your account deleted if I do become a mod <3
so im pretty much safe either way? :x
@ChenOrihara modabuse
18:47
hahaha, yeah
and teh right to decide what strange things we do on april fools
Give everybody hats
Selfies with alpacas!
Everyone will get to be me for a day next April 1st
Only a day though, don't get too eager
A&M alpaca!?!
it can be our mascot ;O
18:48
oh yeah!
not a walrus?
[status-alpacaformascot]
aww :(
it does not work
Why you lie to me meta posts D:!
but thats a tag :/
Send a message consisting solely of [status-SOME_PLAINTEXT_STRING] and it will appear in chat like a moderator tag. Doing this as a reply to another message is okay, but other text or formatting will not work. The plaintext string cannot be longer than 50 characters, and must match the regex [-A-Za-z0-9_]+.
What truly is a tag
What truly is a meta post
Can we answer for sure, @Dim?
18:50
What truly is a @matt
@Dimitrimx It's a @matt er of opinion
it @Matt ers allot though.
@ʞɹɐzǝɹ walrus chan?
Always wanted a sealcoat
This disturbs me mroe then it should. (same page result with that one above) atfa.transform.to/gallery/albums/album52/WalrusTrans.jpg
sort of nsfw ;s
but actually sfw
Good lord
Seal that away
18:54
I think its safe to say that we found our mascot
I'm the only mascot we'll ever need
@Dimitrimx Sakamoto is the name of the walrus
*Mattscot
Not like you @matt er
@Dim pls
18:55
can we call it anti @Matt er?
@Dimitrimx Because I destroy everything I touch?
i am so good in horrid puns :
join the anti- @Matt er club...
has a nice ring to it
@nhahtdh I'd put a comment, but I'm heading out the door
18:55
You not into the conservation of @Matter>?
@ChenOrihara And it can even be abbreviated to AM
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Q: Does anyone know when Shingeki no Kyojin's S2 will be released in 2016?

K.NaidooIs there a definitive air date for S2 of Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan? I know its scheduled for release in 2016, but can anyone confirm an air date? I'm assuming in Spring 2016, so around April.

A&M's AM club
AMAM
@Matt Not sure how a comment would help more than the close reason
oh mama
18:56
I like to comment on things I close if possible
Like, "hey buddy, do this instead"
"Hey, buddy. Go and read ANN"
Like, "Hey buddy, vote for me and ill keep it open?"
@ChenOrihara That might be the worst campaign you could ever run :|
Advertising yourself to people that can't vote, while most likely losing the ones that can xD
Do you speak anime(.)se?
!!anime(.)se?
18:59
@Dimitrimx That didn't make much sense. Use the !!/help command to learn more.
Nope I don't
yeah, use the !!/help command!

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