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> We are currently offline for maintenance

Routine maintenance usually takes less than an hour. If this turns into an extended outage, we will tweet updates from @StackStatus or post details on the status blog.

nhahtdh

@Sp3000 Logan is the person most likely to have played that, but he is not here right now

Unihedro

NOOOOOOOOO

Sp3000

D:

Unihedro

;-;

We are disabling the eggs for a moment while we optimize them a bit. They'll return soon!

Tweeted by StackStatus on March 31, 2015 at 1:41 PM

Oh come on!

@StackStatus Oh come on! Was having too much fun with them to see them being offline :p

Tweeted by Unihedro on March 31, 2015 at 1:42 PM in reply to StackStatus

nhahtdh

1:43 PM

Lol

JNat

everything's down, right?

nhahtdh

The site would be in limbo for the whole day, since the users on the site are having fun with the simulator

Unihedro

Affirmative.

I hope this isn't the April Fools' joke they have in store. xD

I'd die of thirst to playing StackEgg.

Sp3000

Well it is April 1... here at least

Unihedro

I'm going to see what Google has in store for April Fools.

Sp3000

1:46 PM

Digimon Master.

Unihedro

Not again

Back up! Let's go play Egg!

If we have high quality and lots of answers, will we not have to upvote to entertain users?

Maybe that's the secret to success.

Beta-kun

We are disabling the eggs for a moment while we optimize them a bit. They'll return soon!

Tweeted by StackStatus on March 31, 2015 at 1:41 PM

Unihedro

@Beta-kun You're late!

nhahtdh

Lol

Sp3000

Not sure, but maybe keeping question maxed might help?

Unihedro

1:51 PM

Let's max out questions and quality!

I think that's good, right?

nhahtdh

Down again

Sp3000

Is it?

nhahtdh

Not sure, I keep getting errors

Unihedro

Try to refresh.

Nordehinu

Hiya!

nhahtdh

1:58 PM

I actually got logged out after SE was down

Unihedro

Oh.

Wait, I just noticed something.

How happy our users are will only slow down how Q&As decay, not improve speed of graduation, right?

Sp3000

Er... no idea

What makes you think that?

nhahtdh

They disabled StackEgg on SO

Unihedro

... It's how Area51 works.

@nhahtdh rofl

Taisho

JNat

2:05 PM

@Hakase been to the new site yet?

nhahtdh

haitenai?

Toshinou Kyouko

butt

Unihedro

> Sites remain in beta for at least 90 days to build up a critical mass of users, questions, and participation.

From Area51 ^

Sp3000

Hmmm public's been going pretty well

Unihedro

We're about to graduate!

Sp3000

2:13 PM

125, good pace

D: not the flag!

Madara Uchiha

Flag actually works nice here

Sp3000

Isn't it too early? Flag takes off 10 days

Unihedro

RNG, save us!!!

Madara Uchiha

@Sp3000 Really? :o

Didn't know that

Unihedro

@MadaraUchiha yes

Sp3000

2:15 PM

That's why coffee's tied with HI I assumed

292 / 0 flags vs 312 / 2 flags

Unihedro

Hurry, seed Q&As!

I think users are pointless to heal. xD

2% at winning the Internet. xD

Madara Uchiha

@Unihedro Users are easy to heal once you get the others going

Sp3000

Hmm why is the start after graduating always so jumping-around-y?

'Cuz it's hard.

D:

2:20 PM

@JNat which one

SO in Russian

@JNat isn't it just imported from hashcode.ru?

Hakase

eeeh

JNat

@Unihedro dunno, possibly

Unihedro

2:23 PM

in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 25 mins ago, by Woodface

With a fair amount of spam, I suppose.

in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 25 mins ago, by Jan Dvorak

Let's get to work! What are the usual suspects?

... Yeah. xD

Hakase

@JNat I can't see it anywhere

JNat

stackexchange.com/sites#

at the bottom

it's there, no?

Hakase

703

Stack Overflow (in Russian)

Proposed Q&A site for professional and enthusiast programmers in Russian. Сайт вопросов и ответов для русскоязычных профессиональных программистов и энтузиастов.

Currently in commitment.

only here

Toshinou Kyouko

interesting

Unihedro

@Hakase Click "Visit".

@ToshinouKyouko It's been there for a while. They have strict policies on asking though.

Hakase

2:26 PM

:I

there isn't a visit

Unihedro

We gotta win in 100 days if we want to make it to the top of leaderboards!

Hakase

ok time for final lunch

Sp3000

D: hard.

Unihedro

Enjoy your lunch :D

Perhaps we should close once and maintain quality.

very risky tho

Taisho

Sp3000

2:29 PM

Hmm maybe a bit too risky

Unihedro

We're doomed D:

Hakase

randomly pink people

Unihedro

Traffic!!!!

Yeah!! This looks healthy.

Sp3000

Nice

Toshinou Kyouko

maybe traffic comes with time

Unihedro

2:41 PM

Traffic = Quality + Answers, it seems

Sp3000

Traffic seems to take a while to build up, from what I can tell

Unihedro

What are those crystal hexagon things? O_o

Madara Uchiha

@Sp3000 Needs users

Unihedro

I think Traffic is the min() of all the stats when Quality and Answer is at max.

We can totally break the hiscoreboard by going like this! :D

Madara Uchiha

@Unihedro Start writing an automation :D

Sp3000

2:43 PM

As long as PPCG doesn't drop by to say hi

Unihedro

@MadaraUchiha on it :)

@Sp3000 That reminds me... Maybe I should put the script for automating this in a private github repo :p

Madara Uchiha

@Unihedro our goal is to win the internet under 300 days

Sp3000

DV not close if possible?

Unihedro

hastebin.com/raw/keqeboqimi ... kill me now

Madara Uchiha

@Sp3000 Yeah

@Unihedro What be this?

The response for a vote request?

Unihedro

2:48 PM

The response of POST http://anime.stackexchange.com/stackegg/vote

I have to dig into their source, this is insane

Of course it's obfuscated :p

Developing evil technology to win the Internet... (1/15)

Sp3000

Those close votes...

Unihedro

3/4 Traffic!!

4/4 Traffic!!!

... Restart? Why? xD

Hakase

Philosophical zombie

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Sp3000

Raiders :/

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