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00:00
...so how *do* you parry
like what's the intuition for the timing
shoot i havent played in a while
i dont actually remember haha
gl though
thanks xd
i think i pulled it off once against one of the cemetery goons and never again
i actually figured it out against ionyx gunblade or whatever his name is, but it was still tricky. it might depend on your weapon and the attack or something but im guessing on a fading memory
is ionyx gunblade iudex gundyr
yea that guy
00:03
yeah
i still don't actually have his phase 2 figured out i just beat it by sheer luck lmao
i wish i had more advice, i love the game but im not exactly a pro-player :P
learning phase 1 was fun though
lmao
like legitimately the only thing i figured out about phase 2 is i can't block the big mouth sweep
it was just a matter of doing phase 1 well enough to have estus left :P
this is my character by the way
handsome beyond compare
idk why i said dark souls 2 before ive definitely been playing ds3
cant remember numbers smhsmsh
 
5 hours later…
04:46
update: it turns out the guy has a tiny fucking detection range so i just waited for him to walk away and waltzed on into the tower
also glad there's a bonfire right on the other side :P
05:11
progressing from there is... interesting
looks like i've got my first real room to clear
 
2 hours later…
07:10
holy crap biggest clash royale update in a while: youtube.com/watch?v=TLrFdNw2V7w
07:47
I've got an endgame survival minecraft world and I've made a list of achievements / things to do when I get bored
I've put some things on that list that future me will hate me for, like "clean up storage system" and "deal with lag"
Also I made an item sorter but I don't think it was worthwhile. It takes a lot of effort and redstone engineering to make a good automated storage system and tbh I'm fine with a bunch of barrels
I kinda want to create a joke video "I survived 100 days in Minecraft Hardcore" then the whole thing is just digging a hole and sitting in it for 16 hours
08:43
Maybe I could make a glass box and create a 16-hour timelaps
maybe include a sequence of failed attempts where you manage to die before smelting enough sand in embarrassingly preventable ways
09:29
attempt #23...
Only problem is, I have bedrock on an ipad and a crappy laptop mic
 
10 hours later…
19:15
decided to try that suspicious looking l;adder... did not occur to me all the big dudes at the bottom were dead
found the legendary message
"try finger
but hole"
well
i found vordt of the boreal valley
also found a nice short sword that feels better suited to my playstyle than the herald spear :P

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