« first day (1788 days earlier)      last day (938 days later) » 

01:58
AYO beat my minesweeper medium record by one second, inching closer and closer to sub 30 :D
also just found another 8 somehow, like wow
@UnrelatedString what the game about? just made an acct
it's like hearthstone on a chess board
bro i have no idea what im doing lol
wheres da tutorial
not sure there is one
it's actually a clone of an older game that shut down a few years ago so the current target audience is like 95% existing players :P
oh lol
i think im already losing against the cpu
the basic scheme is
click one of your units to select it then click a space in range to move it there or click an enemy to attack it; you can move then attack but can't attack then move
you can replace one card from your hand each turn and draw two new cards at the end of each turn, and you can play cards by spending mana equal to their cost
the amount of mana you start a turn with increases by 1 each turn up to a maximum of 9 and you can also gain extra mana temporarily by moving or placing a unit on those orb tiles in the middle
02:10
oh wait i just won somehow lolololol
pretty confusing tho lol
what's your username
achow
bruh
ur username is "sex"?
You should change your name to kevin
02:11
@user who
And make your middle name aiden
i have two accounts; currently logged in on sex
then you can be kachow
i'll send a request on string next time i'm logged in there
@user bruh ok
02:12
Imagine how cool it’d be when you get an email for your job
i spectating u lol @UnrelatedString
gotta see the pro strats
My username is user if anyone wants to team up or something (idk if this game has teams)
idk either
Can’t play rn on mobile tho :(, imma spectate sex too
@UnrelatedString your username is sex?
dang nice win
even idk whats going on lol
i want to spectate you two against each other lmao
bro im so bad
i can coach you
idk what does what
how we versus each other anyways
02:17
select in friends list -> challenge
was thinking i'd spectate you in a bot match though
oh ok
so i just vs a bot?
cool im in a match
lol tf is that
try replacing something to start with
drag a card to the replace thing to the left of your hand
whats replace
02:19
you put that card back in your deck and draw a different one
try replacing the sunstone bracers
k idk which to replace but sure
oh ok
they're cheap but also might get worn down fast by dervishes
dervishes what
(artifacts have thee points of durability and lose one every time your general takes damage; they're destroyed when they hit 0)
oh shit im running out of time
02:21
end the turn
npothing else to do
bruh im like actually gonna get destroyed by this, like the cpu has so much stuff
what are yall doing
minesweeper?
the obelysk that zirix put down summons a wind dervish every turn; i forget the statline and i think the spectate is bugged but you should be able to see it
I think once I got minesweeper in 28 seconds lol
02:22
@Steffan medium??
easy
yeah attack the defender with argeon so you can
actually hmm
start by replacing sunstone bracers
brooo idk what im doing
ooh true strike
that's always a nice one for finishing provoke minions off
yeah the time limit's a bit punishing for beginners
02:23
dude im just looking at the board and thinking im totally fucked
that's not too bad of a board state
the obelysks are kind of out of the way so the wind dervishes only control as much space as they can reach
...rogue warden is possibly an issue
wats rogue warden
ooh if you get storm aratha over there next turn that would definitely solve a lot of problems
over where lol
the ranged 5/7 goober on the far left
...oh i did not notice it got 5/7ed
well storm aratha + true strike i guess
02:26
so i just kill the guy over there?
ye
you're actually winning pretty hard
really? it doesnt feel that way at all lol
opponent has much more stuff than me
on the board
look at zirix's health, and your lysian brawler
war surge then smack him twice and you win
i think
(lysian brawler has celerity so it can attack and move twice instead of once per turn)
ummm what
divine bond after the war surge for glorious overkill
02:29
idk what that means
oh oh saberspine tiger
it has rush and can act immediately
fuck
turn ended
im like so dead
thats actually not good
i think you are still winning but probably need a plan to deal with the wind shrike
actually no i think if you drop the saberspine down and to the left then use war surge and divine bond on it you can just kill zirix this turn
02:31
idk man
i ran out of time
ok well im dead right
...probably
not sure why they haven't attacked with the wind shrike
lmao I tried medium and I have -1 flags left
and the whole board is filled
and it's been 600 secs
guess the ai is just hard coded to not get provokes fdamaged
02:34
bro idk what im doing anymore lolol
@Steffan WHAT, 600 seconds on medium, youve gotta be shitting me
if you survive three turns you could try to play putrid dreadflayer somewhere safe, then fly it over to zirix's corner and play the stormmetal golem there
try replacing the bracers again
unfortunate
@AidenChow finished in 745 seconds lol
dude they should really have some option to have unlimited time per move
i wonder if the starting decks are actually reproductions of the originals because they seem to share the same odd fixation on expensive stat-stick neutral minions lmao
ikr
@Steffan O_O
02:36
though i don't think rogue warden was in the original starting decks
i average like 45 seconds in medium
lol
I'm really bad
oh maybe sandbox mode has unlimited timers
sandbox mode just lets you play as both sides at once to see what can happen lmao
...how am i not dead
the ai is
not great
or to put it another way, forgiving
there we go
02:38
o shit i might actually be dead
rip
very confusing tho
yeah it's a bit of a steep learning curve
not like dwarf fortress levels of steep learning curve but there's a lot of complexity
if you want to develop a sense of space control you could try the abyssian premade deck; bloodmoon priestess is one hell of a drug
although rogue warden being in every fucking deck apparently might make it hard to keep set up, i'd assume the abyssian premade has ritual banishing, daemonic lure, or dark terminus
yes i totally know what all of those are
bloodmoon priestess is a 4 mana 3/3 with deathwatch summon a wraithling on a random nearby space
i.e. any time any unit dies with her on the board, she selects an adjacent space and summons a 1/1 wraithling there
so in practice you put her up against a border and once a few units have died there's just a self-regenerating wall of 1/1s
the wraithlings are also good attacking bodies but you can embed your general and other important units in there to keep them safe and you can use it to back the enemy into a corner
(of course you will attack with them even when you are using them for space control because bloodmoon priestess just summons them back when they die and they're 1/1 so they will almost always die when attacking)
02:52
I kinda want to join you two but I'm playing shapez :P
whats shapez
also just won another match against a bot:D
just make an account with a username that might get taken soon while you can
niiiiice
how is it when ppl r spectating i lose most of the time, happens in all games i play lol
@AidenChow shapez.io although that's just a demo version, I managed to get the full version runnning on my localhost with some hax
I might be able to set up a (probably illegal) mirror of the full game if y'all want
@UnrelatedString ok ill try this out
just make sure not to choose the songhai bot opponent because i'm pretty sure that deck has 3x phoenix fire :P
brb to shower
03:05
dang im just destroying this cpu
03:28
nice
04:18
@emanresuA just finished the demo and i'd be down :P
was just about to start harvesting those distant stars you need for later upgrades
gtg for now, but I can tell you how to setup your own
Clone the repo, follow the build instructions, then go to src/js/core/steam_sso.js and set WEB_STEAM_SSO_AUTHENTICATED to true.
When doing this, I got an error that it couldn't resolve rando.js - you may have to manually add it
what does clone repo mean?
04:30
saw this in the contributors sidebar box
scrolled to see if there were any other based avatars, and found
lmao
skull emoji
skull emoji
04:59
oh yeah hyper play duelyst
05:11
poor guy thought that swamp entangler could save him
and to be fair, it could have saved him, if i didn't have a second divine bond in hand
(or a true strike, or tempest, or war surge, ...)
swamp entangler + not moving was legitimately the best play there but something must have gone horribly wrong to get to that point
like a hard, hard bricked hand
though dispelling my silverguard knight was also a monumental misplay
like i already had azure horn shaman out at that point, my game plan should not have been a mystery lmao
05:27
@UnrelatedString for a moment I thought that was Jesse Pinkman and was about to say "Jesse, we need to morb for Gustavo Fring"
05:37
@UnrelatedString How's it going? Did it work?
05:53
haven';t actually tried yet
@lyxal lmao
Will try to get it up on its own website, but dealing with the bundles may be challenging.
06:31
Perfect
 
4 hours later…
10:26
And it's gone
Because I only needed it for one level and cleanup is essential
lol
by the way have you tried duelyst yet
also i'm going to sleep now
o/
@UnrelatedString Not yet, too busy optimizing my factories
 
1 hour later…
11:49
My framerate and upgrades are at the perfect level to make it look like nothing's moving
 
7 hours later…
19:00
lmao nice
 
1 hour later…
20:19
i am on an 8 game win streak in ranked
just fought someone i've fought before but this time they're using my divine bond combo idea
almost lost
didn't
20:31
oh yeah wait this is actually the first person i ever fought in duelyst 2 ladder
lmao
@AidenChow Okay, seriously, what? =P I'm lucky if I get below 80 seconds on medium.
They're ridiculously good
 
1 hour later…
21:50
This despite somehow getting 8s all the time
 
2 hours later…
23:23
@DLosc idk lol, I’ve spent hours on minesweeper, I just pull up minesweeper when I’m bored of other games
@UnrelatedString bro u on 8 win streak while I’m on 8 losing streak, I think I’ll stop doing ranked for now, I keep getting destroyed
f'
have you tried making a custom deck yet
@UnrelatedString umm not big brain enough to make one, I always just choose one of the premade ones
you should try it
Idk what stuff goes well with what stuff
or maybe check the discord and just steal someone else's decklist lol
23:26
It’ll probably be worse than the premade decks
which premade have you liked the most so far
Hmmm
They have a discord server?
@UnrelatedString can’t play any of them well enough to judge them, I get destroyed no matter which one I choose
The first two ranked games I’ve ever played I won both, then I just lost like the next 10
better than nothing
23:46
This game is too hard for me :(
So many cards and so many options
imma stick to idle games and diep.io
Come play shapez with me
I have no idea how to pirate it
I checked and it's actually legal
How?
It's $15 on Steam
23:47
oh yeah the repo's actually gplv3
Morally correct? maybe not. But removing software blocks is legal.
Nice nice
Do you have a fork I can clone lol
It should be one line of code to hax
i'd imagine it's intentionally another sort of aseprite type situation
you are given the option to pay for the convenience of not building it yourself
23:48
19 hours ago, by emanresu A
Clone the repo, follow the build instructions, then go to src/js/core/steam_sso.js and set WEB_STEAM_SSO_AUTHENTICATED to true.
Thanks
It'll take a few minutes to build, I recommend you change that line before running the final yarn gulp
what the hell is a yarn gulp
yarn is a package manager like npm (but supposedly better)
gulp is yet another JS thing used for building stuff. You can pipe stuff and stuff
@user One last thing: You may get an error saying that rando.js cannot be found. You'll have to manually include it in the core file or something if that happens.
23:52
Ah thanks

« first day (1788 days earlier)      last day (938 days later) »