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12:18 AM
looks at twitter
An intern frantically running down the hall
(from the Washington Examiner, no less)
It seems kind of dumb given all the other stuff they could have just legitimately gone after Biden for
Although I think his response there was super jackasstastic
 
 
2 hours later…
2:24 AM
@TimStone yes there is
 
@TimStone Severance is a drain on the business. Just kick those that have spent their lives helping the business to the curb.
Makes the most financial sense, right?
 
> Mr Trump last week described the protests, which have entered their 10th week and claimed several lives, as “riots” that China will “have to deal with” itself.
hmmm, i wonder why he said that?
Jul 11 at 13:53, by Memor-X
@TimStone actually it seems to be worse
guess those China talks are doing well, right guys?
> “Our official model has the probability of a recession over the next 12 months only pegged at about 20 percent, but our subjective call based on the slew of data and events leads us to believe it is closer to a 1-in-3 chance,” Bank of America wrote in a Friday analysis.
> The penguins, Skipper and Ping, adopted the egg after it was abandoned by the only female penguin in the group of six king penguins at the zoo, zookeeper Norbert Zahmel told the Berliner Zeitung newspaper. She has not shown interest in her eggs recently, and there has not been a chick born at the zoo since 2002.
 
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3:28 AM
@Memor-X awww yes
 
4:20 AM
lmao, that's the whole text of the article
AFAICT he was more like a "trainee" or something equally pointless in distinction here but just letting that wave out there in the wind is amazing work, good job AP
 
 
1 hour later…
5:28 AM
@TimStone According to the NY Times the jail was understaffed because of the federal hiring freeze. Maybe someone will finally notice that indiscriminately freezing new hires is a bad idea
 
I admire your optimism :P
 
The part of it that makes conspiracy theories really plausible is that he was taken off suicide watch. Unless this was simply done because they didn't have the staff to monitor (or someone bribed them), it just doesn't make any sense
 
It was apparently at his lawyers' behest, I'm not sure what considerations go into play with that
 
5:46 AM
@TimStone yikes
 
Yeaaaah, lol
I assume he was going for Florida -> Seniors but like, buddy
 
6:31 AM
@TimStone waiting for the "actually its ephebophilia" in the comments
 
@GodEmperorDune Taking a bit of a detour, if anyone would… (also that whole article and the circumstances surrounding it are just, whew)
 
@TimStone i send a the kids into space! i don't pay a the taxes! ohhhh!
 
lol damnit I just stopped laughing about the fridge tweet
 
 
8 hours later…
That's good news! They're still running more trials though
 
@Elva yeah The headline itself is not super accurate
Oh. You have a new name. Congratulations?
 
@GnomeSlice Thanks :p
@GnomeSlice Yeah, it's not inaccurate though. It's more like "We know these are effective, we're going to figure out what is the most effective and how best to use it"
 
I generally don't trust headlines from any source with "lad" in the name regardless but yeah. It's great news!
(unilad, ladbible, etc)
 
The Lad-ncet?
 
3:00 PM
@GnomeSlice lol it's Canti
 
 
1 hour later…
I see barstool guy does not have a legal team to tell him not to violate labor law on twitter
 
The classic "I'm an asshole all the time whom amongst us can really say I was being serious in violating those labor laws?" defense
 
US labor law is weak but "threatening to fire people for trying to unionize" is one of the few pretty clear lines
on the small list of things that you are not allowed to do
 
4:58 PM
@Unionhawk tbh I didn't realize that was actually a law
 
yep, you can't threaten to fire people you can't threaten to close
 
Don't stores like Walmart have a long history of shutting down stores that try to unionize?
 
I mean you can do a whole bunch of stuff like lie to them about how oh we're actually like a family why would you do this to our relationship
or break the law and drag your feet on unfair labor practices charges
 
@Wipqozn Yeah. They go, "out of business".
And then conveniently reopen a few months later.
"Under new ownership"
 
Trevor Noah from the Daily Show made a legislation game and it's beautiful.
 
@TimStone When the person in charge is capable of making threats that nobody calls him on, indeed, has zero repercussions, it sets an example for the rest of the country.
 
They showed it on TV
Yesterday
tl;dr he got the NULL plate and the database just gives him all tickets it doesn't have a plate number for
4572
Q: How to pass "Null" (a real surname!) to a SOAP web service in ActionScript 3?

billWe have an employee whose surname is Null. Our employee lookup application is killed when that last name is used as the search term (which happens to be quite often now). The error received (thanks Fiddler!) is: <soapenv:Fault> <faultcode>soapenv:Server.userException</faultcode> <faultstring>

Reminds me of that, heh
 
5:49 PM
@TimStone rekt
 
 
1 hour later…
7:38 PM
Disturbing but on-point article at The Atlantic: Thirty-Two Short Stories About Death in Prison
> These stories don’t mention Jeffrey Epstein, but they are about him. Epstein was incarcerated in the United States of America, and this is how the United States of America, the mightiest and richest nation there is or ever has been, treats incarcerated people. When you say, “There is no way that guards could be so reckless, so indifferent, so malicious as to just let someone as important as Epstein die,” this is how 32 Americans respond. Many, many more could respond in kind.
 
I suppose it could be a bit disconcerting to think about how "he was ignored after attempting suicide" is conspiracy fodder for Epstein but run-of-the-mill for others incarcerated in the US.
 
@Yuuki Yep. Abuse, neglect, and indifference to suffering is the standard of care in US prisons. We should be bothered by Epstein's death, but because its normal, not because its exceptional.
 
I mean, given how much deference is given to monied white men, it's both normal in that it happened to a prisoner and exceptional in that it happened to someone of Epstein's status.
And both things should bother people.
Although it's a bit weird to equate "someone committed suicide" with "they escaped justice", which I've seen going around.
 
7:52 PM
@Yuuki A bit weird, but emotional reactions aren't always entirely rational. I can especially understand the sentiment on the part of the victims themselves (not that I have any way to know their feelings on the matter).
 
@Yuuki Only weird if you don't consider our super retributive history with the death penalty.
No guillotine, let's instead use drugs that agonize people for 40 minutes because we like the suffering.
 
In this particular case, my definition of weird is less "it doesn't make sense" and more "makes me feel uncomfortable".
YWMV (Your Weird May Vary)
 
8:05 PM
Well said.
 
@puzzlepiece87 Ironically, the history is the opposite; lethal injection was (originally) chosen to be more humane
But the unwillingness of companies to sell their drugs to states for this purpose has led to.... worse combinations
 
8:25 PM
@Yuuki it stops the trial, and any formal acknowledgement of guilt. It's not exactly escaping justice, but it does cut off the way justice should work and leaves the result open-endend. There are probably indirect ways in this case to still investigate the crimes, but that wasn't immediately clear
 
8:56 PM
It matters if you view the process as purely punitive too, for the victims it can be something else and that opportunity was taken from them
 
It bothers me that I was confused as to why a union boss would send overly racist videos until I saw "NYPD".
 
9:34 PM
Judge greenlights class-action lawsuit against Air Canada over fuel surcharges cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/…
> The lawsuit, approved Monday, argues the country's largest airline "illegally overcharged its customers" by more than doubling the cost of fuel on some flights.
> Michael Vathilakis, the petitioners' lawyer, said Air Canada misrepresented the stated purpose of the surcharge, which was to partially offset the fluctuating price of jet fuel.
> "What Air Canada did was represented to passengers that they were collecting this amount in order to offset volatility, when in fact the allegations are that they were in many cases actually reaping a real profit on it," Vathilakis said in a phone interview.
 
If airlines are going to be nickle-and-diming charges to "offset costs", then they better be providing a breakdown of the cost of your ticket with each purchase.
 
10:43 PM
@TimStone Most people: "He was running?"
 
11:05 PM
The fridge tweet is now news /cc @GodEmperorDune
 
@TimStone waiting for it to be picked up by hollywood tbh
@TimStone and milkshake ducked?
 
God damnit
Even the simple dumb things have to be complicated and bad
 
@TimStone And yet I don't think we've reached the height of ignoring industry in favor of getting average people to shoulder all of the burden of conservation.
 
@TimStone i'd rather poop gratiuitously and not cut down the amazon rainforest
 
lol Weisman was demoted for being a super tool
 
11:15 PM
@TimStone don't fuck with roxane gay
everyone who has tried regrets it
 
Just a monumentally dumb decision on his part
 
11:30 PM
@TimStone who’s that?
 
@Stormblessed new york times columnist who has been embarassingly awful on social media
 
11:59 PM
I do like that he clarifies the possible "maybe he's being pedantic about Regions and has a weird definition" with "Austin, which does not count as Texas,"
 

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